Bihua Lingjun had a small problem. When he encountered a slick and cheap remark that he liked, he couldn't help but say something back. So he said casually, "Thank you for your concern, Your Majesty. I am not used to doing such things. But if anyone could lie in my arms at this moment, maybe they could offer some comfort."
After spending some time together in recent days, Bihua Lingjun has gotten to know Danxu's temper. Although the old phoenix is shameless and loves beauty, and likes to take advantage of others, he is still quite open-minded. He has never been seen to get angry, so Bihua Lingjun took advantage of him casually.
As expected, Dan Yu just hummed indifferently: "Is that so..."
When Bihua Lingjun heard the quilt rustle a few more times, he thought that Danxu might find it boring, so he turned over and went to sleep. Unexpectedly, the quilt was suddenly lifted, and something slipped into his quilt.
When Bihua Lingjun was stunned, a furry thing arched into his arms and rubbed against his chest. Dan Yu's voice was a little vague under the quilt: "Well, in this case, I will turn into a tiger cub to comfort you. Do you think it will be better? Otherwise, do you think it is better to be a human, or a half-human, half-beast?"
Before Bihua Lingjun could say anything, the furry ball in his arms had turned into a young man's body again. He leaned lazily in his arms, his head resting on Bihua Lingjun's shoulder, and whispered, "Is this okay?"
It must be said that the old phoenix has a precise grasp of cuteness and beauty, and has a superb taste. The half-human, half-tiger boy he transformed into is a thousand times more beautiful than Yuan Lu and Yuan Xiu. His skin is fair, his face is delicate and round, and his amber pupils seem to be a layer of water light. On his head are two shiny tiger ears that are fluffy. The tiger tail rests on Bihua Lingjun's legs in the quilt and pats it gently. He smiles, revealing two small pointed tiger teeth: "Do you feel comforted by holding me? Do you want me to change my appearance?"
Bihua Lingjun deeply understood what it meant to bring disaster upon oneself. Danyu Immortal Emperor was too powerful, and it was a pity that he was just a small immortal. Bihua Lingjun smiled stiffly: "That's... good. Thank you, Your Majesty. I am already very comforted."
Dan Yu hummed with satisfaction and hugged Bihua Lingjun tightly, "Then I will comfort you like this until dawn." Huwei patted him a few more times, rubbed his head on Bihua Lingjun's shoulder, and fell asleep with a snore.
Bihua Lingjun wanted to cry but had no tears, so she closed her eyes resignedly.
Early the next morning, Yun Qing rushed into Bihua Lingjun's bedroom and said, "Lingjun Lingjun, the Jade Emperor has sent an edict, asking you to leave quickly..."
As soon as I saw **, the last few words got stuck in my throat and my mouth opened wide.
Ling Jun was actually hugging Dan Yu Emperor in bed!
The head of Emperor Danxu was resting on Lingjun's shoulder, and some of his long hair was scattered around Lingjun's neck!
Moreover, under the quilt, their bodies seemed to be tightly... pressed together...
Yun Qing was stunned, Yun Qing was frozen, Yun Qing didn't know what to do.
Bihua Lingjun had been awakened by him. Seeing Yun Qing's dazed look, he knew that he was frightened by the situation. He half-raised himself and pretended to be ignorant and asked, "Where should I go quickly?"
When he stood up, he found that Dan Yu had turned back to his original form without him knowing. Yun Qing was so shocked that he must have been extremely upset.
Yun Qing hadn't recovered for a while, still staring blankly. Dan Yu half-opened his eyes and propped himself up slightly, saying vaguely: "The Jade Emperor is really, what errand is it so early in the morning that requires such a hurry? Can't it be done later?" The old emperor was a little unhappy because he was disturbed from his good dream. He didn't dress so fancy when he slept, only a thin white robe with a half-open collar. In Yun Qing's eyes, he felt particularly resentful for being disturbed.
Dan Yu yawned and fell back on the pillow, saying incoherently: "I used up some energy last night, I need to sleep more. You don't have to worry about me, just do what you need to do." He pulled the quilt up and continued to sleep. Bihua Lingjun calmly pulled the sleeves out from under him and got up to change clothes.
Golden stars appeared in front of Yun Qing's eyes, and everything seemed to be empty.
Ling Jun and Dan Jing Xian Di slept together! Ling Jun and Dan Jing Xian Di had an affair! What should I do! What should I do! Will Ling Jun be banished to a lonely island by the Jade Emperor? Or will he be sent to the Zhu Xian Terrace? No! Ah! Ling Jun is going to be sent to the Zhu Xian Terrace! Ling Jun’s mansion is going to be raided! What should I do! What should I do!
In the void, only the two big words "adultery" surrounded by flashing golden stars floated in front of Yunqing's eyes.
Bihua Lingjun still pretended not to see anything, tapped his head with a fan and said, "Where are you wandering in your mind? Where did the Jade Emperor tell me to go?"
"Lingjun, I won't tell anyone!" When Bihua Lingjun finished bathing and changing clothes and was about to go out, Yun Qing, who had been following him, finally clenched his fists and said this.
Bihua Lingjun turned halfway and looked at him with a raised eyebrow. Yun Qing clenched his fists tighter and repeated firmly: "I won't tell anyone!"
Bihua Lingjun said: "Hmm? What did you say?"
Yun Qing's eyes sparkled: "Ling Jun, just keep pretending that nothing happened. I absolutely will not tell anyone!"
Bihua Lingjun couldn't help but laugh: "You mean this morning?" Yun Qing pursed her lips and nodded. Bihua Lingjun sighed with a smile and patted Yun Qing's shoulder: "Dan Jing Immortal Emperor has lived in the mansion for a long time, and even I have slept with him for a long time, why are you still so uneasy?"
Yun Qing stupidly watched Bihua Lingjun float out of the door on the cloud and mist, and reached out to touch his nose: "Calm? Why should I be calm when there is an affair?"
Yun Qing squatted beside the pool of the rockery in the courtyard, staring straight at the water, and murmured: "Tang Di, you say, if two people hug each other tightly in the quilt... one is close to the other... is that what is called adultery in the mortal world..."
Tang Di was dozing by the pond, his fur turning the same color as the duckweed on the water. Upon hearing this, he immediately pricked up his ears, jumped up, and looked up with bright eyes: "Who? Who is hugging who?!"
Yun Qing hesitated and said, "No, no, I'm just asking..." Tang Di had turned into a human form, and squatted in front of Yun Qing with a burning gaze, "Could it be that Ling Jun and Dan Yu Xian Di are together? Oh my god, I knew that these two would sleep in the same bed every day, and something bad must have happened!"
A black tortoise sleeping on the edge of the pond poked half of its head out of its shell. A clouded leopard lying on a tree branch shook its tail and stretched its head downward. Even Ge Yue, who was coiled alone in the grass not far away, twitched his ears as if he shivered.
Yun Qing was anxious: "I didn't say it was Lingjun and Danyu Immortal Emperor! Don't make blind guesses! I, I was just asking casually..."
Tang Di rolled his eyes and immediately raised his hands and said, "Okay, okay, I get it. It's no one. You're just curious and asking, right? I understand." Yun Qing slowly calmed down. Tang Di touched his chin and said, "Well, it's hard to say, because what you saw was just hugging, not sex. That kind of adultery requires sex..." Yun Qing was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but Tang Di said thoughtfully, "But, generally they were hugging each other tightly, it's probably unlikely that they didn't want to have sex..."
Yun Qing's face turned pale again and he bit his lip. Tang Di patted him and said, "Don't worry. It doesn't mean they have done it. Maybe they just hugged each other. You can still tell whether they have done it or not."
Yun Qing opened his eyes wide immediately, and Tang Di took a breath from between his teeth: "Alas, if it were an ordinary person, it would be obvious whether he had done it or not, but since both of you are powerful Supreme Immortals and Great Supreme Immortals, it's not that easy. Well, but if you observe their words and deeds carefully, you can probably guess it."
Yun Qing grabbed Tang Di's sleeve and swallowed: "How do I observe?"
Tang Di looked at him with regret: "This requires experience. You can't do it even if you learn it temporarily now. But I might be able to help you. Let me ask you first, how is Lingjun this morning?"
Yun Qing had forgotten everything and blurted out, "Ling Jun, he, except... he is no different from usual." After he said it, he realized that he was wrong, his face turned pale, and he wanted to bite off his tongue. Tang Di hurriedly patted him again, "Don't worry, don't worry, you are just trying to help Ling Jun, I will never reveal this matter. Otherwise, I will be struck by lightning, okay?"
Yun Qingcai slowly relaxed, but he forgot that Tang Di had survived several heavenly tribulations when he became a spirit in the mortal world, and he had no idea how many times he had been struck by five thunderbolts. It was simply a piece of cake.
Tang Di said: "Ling Jun is no different from usual. Then we can only look at Dan Yu Emperor Zuo. How is Emperor Zuo?"
Yun Qing said: "The Emperor... seems a little tired and is still sleeping. He said he wants to sleep more and told Lingjun to do whatever he wants and not to worry about him."
Tang Di opened his mouth, his eyes filled with a mixture of surprise, shock, worship, admiration and other complex emotions, his face full of sincere admiration: "You can actually take down the old man Emperor Zuo, Ling Jun is really powerful!"
Emperor Donghua had nothing to do today, so he went to the palace of Lord Bihua to take a look around.
The mansion was completely silent, with only the rabbit Guizhen munching on grass in the courtyard.
Emperor Donghua leaned over and touched Guizhen's fur. Guizhen was shy, but not afraid of Emperor Donghua. She pricked up her ears and jumped towards him.
Emperor Donghua asked: "Why is this courtyard so deserted?"
Gui Zhen whispered, "Ling Jun was called by the Jade Emperor to do some work. The Emperor Dan Jing just got up and was drinking tea in the back hall. Yun Qing Chi Sheng and Tang Di split into two groups, some went to check on Ling Jun's room, and some went to check on the Emperor."
Emperor Donghua asked in confusion: "Why should we observe or not observe?"
Gui Zhen looked at Emperor Donghua with red eyes and said innocently, "I don't really understand either. I just heard them say that Lingjun and Emperor Danjing slept together yesterday, and there was something else... I need to check again to see if it's the same as what they guessed..."
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