Witch, Open Your Eyes

Chapter 1: The first day · 01

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"Fang Daichuan get out of bed! Get to the airport immediately and don't sleep! Have you read the script and character set!?"

The assistant Xiao Zhou roared and kicked Fang Daichuan awake, and the bright red high heels made a small circular mark on Fang Daichuan's jeans.

Fang Daichuan struggled to get up from the back seat, thick muscles outlined by a thin white T-shirt, he pushed back his disheveled bangs, picked up a baseball cap and put it on his head.

"Ancestor, I was catching up on a TV series last night and filmed all night. I just got the script yesterday and I haven't had time to watch it. I'll watch it now." He sat up straight and coaxed with a smile.

Xiao Zhou slapped the thick script and character set in his hands, annoyed: "Who didn't live a whole night of drama? Look at the actor Pei, who is on the same crew as you, and that is also the same as the schedule on the schedule. I flew to the Maldives early this morning to shoot commercials. Why is the Reuters film at the airport still so beautiful and neat?! Look at you again! You just sleep in the morning, and you don’t even put on makeup , Didn’t even eat lunch, look at your own face! The bags under your eyes are almost drooping to your chin! How can you fix it if you let me post Reuters later?!"

"Can Pei Wenqing's plays be the same as mine?" Fang Daichuan smiled wryly, "He is a film king, and he only shows literary plays indoors where the air conditioner is blowing and chatting. He uses martial arts for all circuses, and even finds literary replacements outdoors if he thinks the sun is too high. After one drama, there are more substitutes than drama directors. I am a 28th-tier internet celebrity, and I was born in a martial arts drama. I covered my armor all night while riding a horse, falling off a cliff, wrestling and being beaten. Now I have to get up. I'm in good shape."

Xiao Zhou didn't care about that, and squeezed a big lump of foundation onto his hands, and then used the wet puff to smear Fang Daichuan's face indiscriminately, removing dark circles, acne, dry lines and small scars from last night's beating To cover up, use liquid eyeliner to outline a pair of thin eyeliner.

While she was busy, she said casually: "It's up to you not to live up to it. When will you be able to take Brother Pei's share, you can also use seventeen or eight substitutes to blow the air conditioner in the room."

Fang Daichuan was holding up the notebook to read, and she was smeared with eyeliner, his eyes were already sensitive, Xiao Zhou was anxious, his hands were a little heavy, and his eyes were red. Fang Daichuan mourned: "Auntie, be gentle! I'm reading a book! My eyes hurt!"

Xiao Zhou scolded: "Watching and making fun! This program group is cheating. It doesn't deserve to have a make-up artist with the group. It starts filming as soon as you get on the plane. Do you want to appear on camera with this face?!"

Hearing what she said, Fang Daichuan flipped back to the cover for a closer look.

The cover of the script is simple and unadorned, with a black backing paper, and a white calligraphy brush with iron and silver hooks to outline the logo of the program group: "Werewolf Killing".

"What kind of program is this?" Fang Daichuan opened his profile book for comparison and looked through it, "My profile is, 'The force value is max, the luck value is -E, the flower protector with an IQ of less than 80, and the IQ of the Goddess of Wisdom is deep." Deeply impressed, obsessed with the goddess, the guardian goddess for ten thousand years... 'exm??? What the hell is this design!"

Xiao Zhou concentrated on shading his swollen cheeks, and explained quickly: "Werewolf Killing is a new variety show introduced by Pitaya Channel. The resident female MC, the female MC is set up as the goddess of wisdom, and the double merchants are over the top, you guys have to act stupid as a foil, set it off, you know."

Understood, Fang Daichuan nodded, that's not bad, at least he got a guardian envoy + nympho with explosive force value, there should be a lot of shots.

This kind of variety show that promotes female MCs is such a routine. The goddess must be the wisdom of the team, the queen of beauty, and then other MCs will cooperate, fuck a CP, set up a spare tire, and then a male guest will protect them infatuatedly, and the rest Responsible for playing tricks and making jokes.

There is no problem with the value of force. Fang Daichuan asked himself that in the new generation of showbiz, no matter whether it is a show or a real fight, he can compare with his own young actor from a family of criminal police. He has not entered the industry yet. Just pretending to be a fool... It's a bit difficult for his acting skills. Fang Daichuan frowned and thought.

Xiao Zhou opened a box of loose powder, and swished a layer of Fang Daichuan's face with a large brush.

She casually said: "I don't worry about low IQ, you can just act in your true colors. Anyway, you have never won the game of werewolf killing. What I am worried about is whether your force value can do it? It is said that the floating guests often include national athletes. The fencing team, the swimming team, the badminton table tennis team, a group of 1.9-meter fresh meats, you will definitely not be able to catch any scenes in front of you, and your muscles are also the target of mobile guests. If you don’t want to touch someone, you will be making a wedding dress for him for nothing.”

"Low IQ? Acting in my true colors? Am I low in IQ?!" Fang Daichuan became more and more awkward as he listened, with question marks all over his face.

Xiao Zhou paused for a moment, looked him up and down, twisted the corners of his mouth, and sneered twice: "Hmph, hum."

Fang Daichuan felt that he was being despised: "Hey, what do you mean by humming! Me, is my IQ really low?! I just passed the college entrance examination with a bachelor's degree, so my IQ must be at least above the average line! How can I Is it low?!"

Xiao Zhou faked a smile, and smiled without saying a word.

Fang Daichuan wanted to argue something more, but the driver turned around and said, "The airport is here."

The two got out of the car with a large suitcase, and the afternoon thunderclouds covered the sky, and the purple lightning was hidden in the thick clouds, and the surroundings were very dark.

Xiao Zhou looked in the direction of the airport worriedly: "Can I fly in this weather?"

"Whether you can fly or not depends on God's mood." Fang Daichuan held a large suitcase in both hands, and walked inside with his legs thrown aside.

Xiao Zhou dragged his cosmetic bag and followed him, clicked and took a few photos, and wanted to post on Weibo to talk about the persona who is independently carrying luggage, responsible, and has a boyfriend Max. She lowered her head and quickly retouched the picture with the mobile phone software. As she walked, she scolded him every day: "You'd better pray to God and worship Buddha now, so that the plane can take off normally. Do you really think you are a popular star? If you don't go on time, Huolong Guotai can find a good-looking little fresh meat to replace you in minutes!"

No matter what you are afraid of, Xiao Zhou's ability to randomly insert flags is simply perfect. As soon as the two of them entered the terminal, they heard the radio shout: "Passengers and friends who take flight CA256 to Qingdao, please pay attention, passengers and friends who take flight CA256 to Qingdao, please pay attention, we are sorry to inform you , Due to the weather, your flight CA256 cannot take off on time, and the departure time is to be determined. We apologize here. Please rest in the terminal hall and wait for the notice. Thank you! Take flight CA256… "

"Fuck!" Xiao Zhou rolled his eyes anxiously, "What should I do! Brother Deng didn't follow me either! I can't handle these things as a little assistant!"

Brother Deng is Fang Daichuan's manager. Fang Daichuan is not popular in the entertainment circle, so he can't make any splashes at all. Brother Deng is in charge of three or five small fresh meats, so he can't spend too much time on him. , Never come in person with the itinerary. Xiao Zhou, a small assistant, is really powerless to solve this situation.

Fang Daichuan comforted: "Don't panic, don't panic, you can call Brother Deng first, find a way to contact the program team, and see if you can find a way to get there by yourself, and see you later."

Xiao Zhou hid in the corner and went to make a phone call.

Fang Daichuan pushed the luggage to the wall, sat on the suitcase with his long legs propped up casually, and took advantage of this time to tilt his head to look at the notebook.

Werewolf Killing is a very old-fashioned variety show, and it's still a fighting variety show. It's just new wine in old bottles, with a werewolf shell. At the beginning of each period, character cards are drawn. There are four identity cards: werewolf, villager, witch, and prophet. The gameplay is the same as the werewolf game of the board game.

A werewolf can kill a person every night. A prophet can randomly look at a player's identity card after a werewolf kills a person. The witch has two bottles of potion in her hand. One bottle of poison can kill a person at night, and one bottle of antidote can save the victim. Villagers killed by werewolves are no different from villagers after the potion is used up. During the day, the program team will announce the players who were killed, and then hold a village meeting to vote for a werewolf to die. The loop will continue until the werewolves kill all the villagers, or the villagers vote to kill all the werewolves, then the game ends. As long as there are werewolves and villagers among the players, the referee will always announce "the game continues".

Fang Daichuan, a twenty-eighth-tier starlet, of course has no identity card. This kind of scripted program is said to be a free draw, but in fact, everyone's script clearly states their identity. There will be a follow PB to remind guests what to do next. Fang Daichuan has been in the circle for so many years, and he is familiar with these things.

In the first phase, his identity card was a villager, and he was deceived by werewolves. In the first round, he followed the vote and voted for the Prophet Goddess, and he lost a crushing defeat. In the last shot, his face will be cut, and after the werewolf identity is announced, he stares at the other person stupidly, completely unable to understand what is going on. Then, in the sound of crusade by the crowd, he knelt down to plead guilty and begged the goddess for forgiveness. From then on, he was subdued by the goddess and became her lackey.

—Very good, very suitable for the character design of a brainless thug, Fang Daichuan sighed helplessly.

In the second period, I was assigned to the witch card, but IQ still didn't increase much. I became a diehard fan of the goddess. I followed the goddess's ass to vote the whole time. When the goddess was killed by a werewolf, she was saved with a precious antidote. The goddess, but unexpectedly the ending is reversed, the goddess is a wolf, and finally the camera cuts to him with a heartbroken face being torn off by the goddess.

Fang Daichuan flipped through his head with drooping head. He signed the twelve episodes of the first season. Basically, his character was stupid for eleven episodes. Every time he loses, he loses when he dials. A capitalized bold Lucky value-E. Moreover, I was completely nympho for the eleventh phase of the face-lifting goddess. When I was a wolf, I was foolishly deceived by the goddess. When I was a commoner, I was killed by the goddess soldiers without bloodshed. Protecting the goddess, the name tag was torn off by the wolf on the first night. A sad spare tire in bold capitals.

Fortunately, there was a shocking reversal in the twelfth issue.

For the sake of the show, the twelfth issue added a "White Wolf" identity card and started playing undercover games. Probably to make up for Fang Daichuan's failure to get a few shots in the first eleven episodes, Fang Daichuan was assigned to this peerless "White Wolf" card in the last episode.

White Wolf is a character card added in the second expansion of the werewolf game, which is equivalent to the traitor in Three Kingdoms Killing. Only by killing all werewolves and villagers can we win. Relying on the good character accumulated in the first 11 episodes, and the brainless character design that is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, Fang Daichuan finally went online to play a reversal of IQ, which deeply shocked the rest of the players.

Fang Daichuan closed the script, secretly satisfied. This character set is well managed, and it actually attracts fans. When he was young, he joined the martial arts child star circle. He really liked filming and martial arts. In his dreams, he wanted to be the leading male lead in a martial arts drama. The world is like this now. Only when you are popular can you make movies, and if you have traffic, you can have business. If you want to act, you must first make yourself famous.

I hope this werewolf game will be a turning point in my life and make me popular. Fang Daichuan bowed his head and prayed secretly, and set up a bright red flag for himself.

After a while, Xiao Zhou came back with two cups of coffee: "I have contacted the program team, they said that your followPB and the photographers who followed the shoot have already arrived at this airport, and they will charter a car later. Pick us up, it will arrive at about one o'clock, let us wait for a while."

Fang Daichuan nodded after drinking coffee, and turned his head to look at the heavy rain and fog outside the window. The heavy rain was rustling, covering all the roads leading to the outside world, making it difficult to see the direction and the way forward.

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