Sitting upright, I looked at Luo Xiangdong without blinking, and said with great emotion: "The Arab student sent an email to his father: "Dad, Berlin is a good place." People here are friendly. But I was a little embarrassed when I entered the school. Everyone else takes the subway to school, but I drive a pure gold Mercedes-Benz. Dad replied: "Son, I transferred 200 million US dollars to you." Don't embarrass me and go buy a subway! "
After I finished speaking, Zheng Zeyu, Wei Zheng and Qin Yichuan all laughed. Only Luo Xiangdong didn't bat an eyelid and said to me: "You tell this kind of joke in front of us. Are you insinuating that we are rich people?"
I said: "Who is making insinuations? Don't judge a gentleman with a villain's heart and judge him."
Luo Xiangdong glanced at him and said, "I'm not laughing. Drink up."
As a result, the four of us each poured a glass of beer and drank it.
After I finished drinking, I suddenly let out an oops, and Zheng Zeyu said, "What's wrong?"
I frowned and said, "I drank beer!"
Zheng Zeyu didn't know why, and said with confusion in his eyes: "Yeah, what happened to drinking beer?"
I said, "I can't mix beer with white."
Zheng Zeyu snarled, and then said: "You've already drank. I think you're fine. Don't worry. If you drink too much, we'll be with you. We'll take you home."
I sighed secretly, thinking that I really failed today. After drinking more than five glasses of liquor, I finally accidentally broke the skill and even drank beer. But what Zheng Zeyu said was right. It was like this anyway, so what else could he do.
I wanted to go all out and fight Luo Xiangdong to the end.
Showing my arms and rolling up my sleeves, I looked at him and said: "A boy said to his girlfriend: "I want to break up. I feel tired and have no feelings anymore. "Then his girlfriend said something to him that made him speechless. "Hundreds of millions of Chinese people have long been fed up with the national football team. I haven’t felt it for a long time. Why hasn’t the national football team been disbanded? 1.3 billion people have failed to disband a team of 11 people. Now you are just saying that you are tired and you want to disband a team of two people? You are dreaming! "
After the words fell, Zheng Zeyu on my left was the first to burst into laughter. I saw the corners of Luo Xiangdong's lips twitching slightly. I was about to say that he laughed, but he held it back.
Five seconds later, he said only one word to me: "Drink."
I poured myself a beer, as did the other three, and the four of us drank another.
Anyone who has drunk alcohol in a hurry knows that even those who can drink must not drink too fast, otherwise the alcohol will rush to the head one after another, making it easy for people to become drunk in a short period of time.
In fact, I had been drunk for a long time, but now I was full of energy. My eyes were wider than usual. I stared at Luo Xiangdong and said, "A leader slept with his secretary after being drunk. Then the cell phone rang and the secretary picked up. Just say: "Sorry, the user you called is drunk, please call again tomorrow! "Then the next day, the leader's wife yelled: "How much did you drink yesterday? China Mobile already knows..."
Maybe it was what I said about dancing, or maybe Zheng Zeyu next to me smiled too exaggeratedly, so Luo Xiangdong didn't hold back and still raised the corners of his lips and laughed.
I immediately pointed at him happily and said repeatedly: "Laughed, laughed..."
Wei Zheng also smiled and said to Luo Xiangdong: "Drink quickly."
After Luo Xiangdong drank a glass of beer, Zheng Zeyu urged me: "Go on and strike while the iron is hot."
I am the type who gets more and more energetic with more encouragement. Seeing that the situation was getting better, I took advantage of the situation and said: "Lao Wang, who went out to work, came home two years later and found that his wife had given birth to a big fat boy. He suddenly became furious and pointed at his wife's nose and asked He asked, "Whose child is it? Is it Lao Li's?" Lao Wang asked again, "Is it Lao Han's?" Later, Lao Wang asked three or four people in succession, and his wife finally got angry. He replied: You have friends, why don’t I have friends of my own?”
As soon as I finished speaking, everyone at the table burst out laughing, even Qin Yichuan was smiling broadly.
I am extremely proud and proud. I remember that when I was in the class, I was also a little expert at telling jokes. Whenever someone is unhappy and has something difficult to deal with, I just need to give them a few words of advice, tell a few jokes, and keep the medicine until the illness is cured and the weather clears up after the rain.
I urged Luo Xiangdong to drink, and Zheng Zeyu urged me to tell jokes. I don’t know how many words I said in one breath. In my mind, I said it so high that I even used it. But the more I let it go, the louder they laughed.
In the end, we didn't care who lost or won, and we toasted frequently. I ended up drinking so much that I couldn't even raise my eyelids. I felt like I was going to fall asleep several times, but Zheng Zeyu dragged me up and forced me to continue talking.
I waved my hands repeatedly, squinted my eyes, and whispered: "I can't do it anymore... I drank too much."
Northerners have a certain capacity for drinking, but what is even greater than their capacity for drinking is the way they speak. As long as we can still drink, we will never admit that we are drunk.
I don't remember how much wine I drank. I just feel like I'm soaking in a wine vat. The smell of wine is all over my body, and I feel like I'm getting drunk just by smelling it.
In a daze, I seemed to hear someone saying that I was leaving. This memory was fragmentary. The next second, I was already in the car, with Luo Xiangdong beside me.
I rested my head on the leather seat, tried my best to open my heavy eyelids, and whispered: "Go home?"
Luo Xiangdong's face was hidden in the darkness. I couldn't see the expression on his face clearly, but I could only hear him saying: "Have you brought the key?"
key
I wanted to reach into my pocket, but my body was not under my conscious control.
As soon as my eyelids dropped, my world went dark. I can never remember what happened after that.
…
When I opened my eyes again, I saw white, white walls, white ceiling, and white wardrobe. I stared at a certain place in a daze for more than ten seconds before I thought about turning over.
It's just a simple action, but after last night's hangover, now all the bones in my body feel like they are falling apart, and I wish every piece of flesh was in pain.
Frowning and sitting up, I looked at the white quilt in front of me. It was obviously the decoration of a hotel, but I was only wearing underwear.
My heart skipped a beat, and I woke up instantly. I tried hard to remember what happened last night, but I couldn't remember anything.
I lifted the quilt and looked inside. As expected, I was only wearing underwear on my lower body.
Looking around, I found that my clothes had been ironed and neatly folded on the chair. I quickly opened the quilt and got out of bed, putting on my clothes first. I don’t know why, but I intuitively felt that I was not at a disadvantage.
He reached out and pressed the door handle, opened the door and saw that the outside was not a hotel corridor, but a connected living room.
The big black dog and the big gray dog were playing on the carpet in the living room. After hearing the sound, they raised their ears and looked at me at the same time.
I was a little surprised and couldn't help but raise my eyebrows and shouted: "kingb, queenb."
Two big dogs ran towards me quickly. As soon as I saw them, I immediately thought of Luo Xiangdong.
I looked up again and saw that there was another room on the opposite side of my room. I thought to myself that Luo Xiangdong must be sleeping in that room.
I really need to change my habit of breaking up when I drink too much. Otherwise, I won’t drink. Otherwise, I won’t get drunk even if I drink too much. Otherwise, it will be too much of a delay as it is now.
Standing in the guest bathroom to clean up, I looked at myself in the mirror with my disheveled hair and hungover and haggard face, and secretly made up my mind that I would never do this again.
After cleaning up, I returned to the living room. There is a fresh fruit plate on the coffee table in the living room, as well as bread, cakes and snacks.
I took some pieces of fruit to feed kingb and queenb, then got up and made a cup of coffee.
I drank too much last night, so I'm not quite awake yet and am still drowsy.
Sitting on the sofa, I looked at the clock on the wall. It was now a quarter past ten in the morning, and I had completely missed my time to go to work.
Fortunately, I was late when I was with Luo Xiangdong, so it was hard for him to tease me. I sat on the sofa in the living room and played with the dog while waiting. This wait lasted two and a half hours.
By the time Luo Xiangdong's door opened, I was already leaning on the sofa and about to fall asleep.
"Liang Zijin."
Luo Xiangdong called me. I opened my eyes drowsily and looked at him without saying a word.
Luo Xiangdong has changed his clothes. Yesterday, he wore a dark blue shirt with a light blue sweater. Today, he wore a white shirt with an orange-red sweater. He looked particularly warm.
They were both high drinkers. I looked like I had escaped from hell, looking exhausted and overdrawn. Looking at Luo Xiangdong, he looked like someone who had come out of a beauty salon, radiant and energetic, and there was no trace of a hangover. look.
He walked towards the sofa in the living room. After realizing it, I stood up and called out: "Mr. Luo."
Luo Xiangdong said: "Are you sober?"
I hummed.
Luo Xiangdong said: "You dared to call me by my first name last night. Forget it, call me Luo Xiangdong. You also call me Dongzi. You are really drunk and cowardly."
I groaned, widened my eyes, and looked at Luo Xiangdong in disbelief. Did I say such a thing? Why don't I remember
Seeing my surprised look, Luo Xiangdong sneered, and then said, "Don't pretend to have amnesia for me."
I replied in horror: "Mr. Luo, I really don't remember."
I searched hard in my mind, but it felt like a starship traveling in the vast universe, and I couldn't even find it.
Fortunately, Luo Xiangdong had no intention of arguing with me. He picked up the car keys from the table and walked towards the door while saying, "Let's go."
I followed Luo Xiangdong out of the hotel room and looked at the familiar corridor. Only then did I realize that this was the club where Luo Xiangdong and the others played cards yesterday.
Sure enough, Luo Xiangdong took me back to yesterday's private room. My bag and mobile phone were still on the sofa.
I picked up the phone and looked at it. There were missed calls from Kuang Yiyang, as well as missed calls from my mother and Xu Lu.
I didn't contact them that night, so they were probably all anxious.
Luo Xiangdong said: "What do you want to eat?"
I was distracted. When I heard this, I couldn't help but look sideways at him. After a pause, I said, "No need, Mr. Luo. I can just go back and eat by myself."
Luo Xiangdong's expression remained unchanged, and he said directly: "Eating alone is also eating. It won't be a trouble if I have you. Besides, you can still tell me jokes."
As soon as I heard the word tell a joke, the scene from last night suddenly came to mind. Because I was drunk, I told Luo Xiangdong a classic joke about an elephant and a snake.
I still remember a table of five people and the expressions on their faces...