It is said that an elephant and a snake met on a bridge. Because only one of them can cross the bridge first, they all give way to each other. You cross first, you cross first. Then at a certain moment, the two of them wanted to pass first at the same time, and finally started to quarrel.
The snake scolds the elephant: Look at your virtue, fuck me!
I was drunk, but I clearly remember that I told Luo Xiangdong and others about my under-the-radar joke. Ever since I heard this joke in junior high school, it has become a favorite that I never show off to anyone. I remember when I told them this joke in the university dormitory, they almost died laughing.
But, but but... How could I tell such a bottomless and colorful abbreviation... a dirty joke in front of Luo Xiangdong and the others!
As I followed Luo Xiangdong out, my mind was filled with this joke and the shocked but uncontrollable laughter expressions on the faces of the four of them at that time.
I feel like I am useless. How can I face Wei Zheng, Zheng Zeyu and Qin Yichuan in the future
Hey, you really can’t drink too much wine, it’s very harmful to people.
Because I was worried, I didn't pay attention when I went down the stairs and sprained my foot. I made a sound, which made Luo Xiangdong, who was walking in front, turn to look at me.
Seeing this, he, wearing a mask and sunglasses, teased in a deep voice: "Aren't you sober?"
I looked embarrassed and smiled stiffly in response.
Luo Xiangdong glanced at my feet, and then said, "Are you okay?"
I shook my head: "It's okay."
Luo Xiangdong's car stopped in front of the club. He opened the door and let the two big dogs sit in the back seat. I opened the passenger door myself and got in.
In the car, Luo Xiangdong fastened his seat belt and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
"I can do either."
When I heard this, I thought that Luo Xiangdong was definitely the place I recommended last night, otherwise he would not ask me to recommend it again.
After thinking about it for a while, I asked aloud: "How about clear porridge and side dishes? I know a porridge shop, and their side dishes are delicious."
Luo Xiangdong hummed, started the car and got off the road without saying anything else.
I had dinner with Luo Xiangdong at noon. When we were in the private room of the porridge shop, Luo Xiangdong's cell phone rang. It should be a call from Du Ting. I heard Luo Xiangdong say: "I was playing cards last night and I didn't hear it."
Du Ting's coquettish voice on the other end of the phone vaguely reached my ears. She asked with a smile: "Apart from me, have you seen any other women in the past two days?"
Luo Xiangdong held his mobile phone in his right hand and a white porcelain spoon in his left hand, slowly stirring the preserved egg and lean meat porridge in front of him.
Hearing this, he did not shy away and replied with a slight smile: "I have another woman by my side now. Do you want to talk to me?"
I was drinking porridge, and when I heard this, I was frightened and couldn't help but raise my eyes to look at him.
Du Ting smiled and replied: "Looking at what you said so calmly, I know you must be very good. You are not allowed to see other women before I return to China."
Luo Xiangdong asked with a smile: "Then after you come back, can I see other women? Then come back quickly."
"Oh, why are you so annoying? I won't tell you anymore..."
Du Ting's coquettish voice reached my ears, and I, a woman, couldn't help but freeze half of my body, let alone Luo Xiangdong.
Du Ting usually looks cool on the international catwalk with an expressionless face and doesn't speak. Unexpectedly, she loves to act coquettishly in private.
I lowered my head to drink the porridge, thinking about Du Ting's appearance and Luo Xiangdong's evaluation of her, which were five numbers, age, height, and measurements. In the eyes of men, a woman's overall appearance can be judged by numbers, including her appearance. Just give her a direct score.
Luo Xiangdong flirted with Du Ting in front of me, treating me like a transparent person. I felt embarrassed and wanted to hang my face in the porridge bowl.
After finally waiting for Luo Xiangdong to hang up the phone, I found that I was not relieved, but instead felt even more embarrassed, not knowing how to face him.
From the corner of my eye, I saw kingb and queenb sitting not far away. I finally found my savior. I quickly said something to ease the awkward atmosphere: "Mr. Luo, do you want to order something to feed them? I only gave them a few pieces of fruit when I got up in the morning. ”
Luo Xiangdong said: "No, I will take you back after dinner later. Someone will take care of them."
I yelled, unable to find any other topic to talk about.
After dinner, I went out with Luo Xiangdong. On the way, he said to me: "Do you want to go back to the company or the apartment?"
I said, "I've been delayed all morning, and I have to go back and ask for leave from Sister Guan Yue."
Luo Xiangdong said: "You are not under her control, so why ask for leave from her?"
As he spoke, he walked around the front of the car and got into the driver's seat. I also opened the door and got into the passenger seat.
In the car, he said again: "You are my assistant, just take care of my business, and you don't need to worry about anything else. I won't go to the company in the afternoon, and you won't have anything to do if you go. You might as well go back and rest, and go to work again tomorrow." "
To have such a good boss, is it because I have accumulated good deeds in my previous life
In Xu Lu's words: Liang Zijin, your ancestral graves are filled with smoke, so you can meet your immediate boss like Luo Xiangdong. He's handsome and nice, but the key is that he takes good care of you.
I was quite wary of Luo Xiangdong before, because I didn't know if his being so attentive to me meant he was either a traitor or a thief. But now I finally think about it clearly. Luo Xiangdong looked at me differently because of Teacher Gu's face. It was not at all about my outstanding personal charm.
Furthermore, Luo Xiangdong made it very clear that Du Ting is 23, 179, 78, 58, 85. What am I? I can only get 23 at most.
Thinking about it, I feel a little nervous for no reason.
But I soon figured it out. The less interested Luo Xiangdong is in me, the better. In this way, I can simply regard him as a good boss. I usually have dinner and tell jokes with him, and everyone will be happy.
He was so happy that he gave me a whole day off.
I replied with a smile: "Thank you, Mr. Luo."
Luo Xiangdong drove me back to the door of the apartment. Before getting out of the car, I turned around and reached out to touch the big dog on the back seat, and said softly: "Bye, I don't know when I can see you again next time."
Luo Xiangdong said: "You like dogs, there will be many opportunities to meet them in the future."
I smiled and said, "Really? I'll bring them snacks next time."
Luo Xiangdong hummed, and then said, "Go back."
I got out of the car and stood beside the car and waved to Luo Xiangdong: "Thank you, Mr. Luo, please drive carefully on the road."
Luo Xiangdong stepped on the accelerator and left. I looked at the rear of the car gradually driving away, and suddenly there was a faint sadness of farewell in my heart. Maybe it was because I had too much fun last night, but I always felt that the distance between me and Luo Xiangdong had become much closer.
Turning around and walking towards the apartment, I heard the ringtone of my cell phone on the way. I took out my phone and saw that it was my mother calling. I forgot about the fact that I hadn’t called back yet, so I quickly answered the call and called, “Mom.”
My mother said anxiously: "Zijin, where have you been? Didn't you see the missed call?"
I replied repeatedly: "Sorry, sorry, I saw it before, but forgot to reply. Are you worried about calling me?"
My mother was still not very happy and replied loudly: "What can I do? I'm just worried about you. I didn't answer the phone all night. What time is it now that you answer the phone?"
I said, "Oh, what can I do? Apart from going to work, I'm at home."
My mother asked: "Then why didn't you answer the phone last night?"
As I walked towards the door of the apartment, I told a familiar lie: "There were a lot of people at the company party last night, so I didn't hear it."
My mom said, “Then you didn’t see any missed calls when you got home at night?”
I said, "I drank too much last night. I went to bed when I got home and didn't look at my phone."
My mother started to nag: "Who are you drinking so much with? You are alone outside, but you can't drink until you are unconscious, otherwise what will happen if something happens..."
I took my phone and entered the elevator. My mother hadn't finished speaking until I got back to the apartment.
I thought to myself that it would be okay if I didn’t go to work in the afternoon, so I might as well chat with her for a while longer.
After my mother finished nagging her, she lost her temper. Then she thought about the death of Teacher Gu. She asked aloud: "Zijin, your department chairperson has a funeral, do you have to attend it?"
Thinking of Teacher Gu, my mood suddenly dropped.
He opened his lips and whispered back: "Of course."
"Then you're working now. If it's not the weekend, don't you ask for leave from your boss?"
"Uncle Gu said that the funeral date will be chosen on the weekend as much as possible to accommodate most people's time."
My mother hummed: "That's good..."
There was a buzzing sound. I took the phone and saw that it was Kuang Yiyang calling. I said to my mother: "Mom, I have another call coming in."
My mother immediately said: "Okay, okay, I'm relieved to know that you're okay. Go and do your own thing."
I hung up my mother's phone and connected Kuang Yiyang.
"Iyang."
"Senior."
Listening to Kuang Yiyang's voice, I was the first to explain: "I'm sorry, I left my phone somewhere else last night. I didn't hear your call. I was thinking of getting back to you later."
"It's okay, senior, I know."
"You know?" I didn't expect Kuang Yiyang to reply like this.
When Kuang Yiyang heard this, he paused for a moment, and then replied: "Ah, I mean I guessed it."
I smiled and said: "How are you doing recently? Are you busy at school?" The married man's love blossoms ht tp:///RAjbYPt
Every time I call Kuang Yiyang, I ask these two questions. It's a bit routine, but I really don't have anything else to ask, so I can't say nothing.
Kuang Yiyang answered seriously every time, telling me about his current situation and the big and small things that happened in the school. Maybe it was through his words that I always felt like I was still living in college; and only when chatting with him, I felt a stubborn feeling that I had not grown up yet and wanted to live in simplicity.
After chatting for a while, Kuang Yiyang said: "By the way, senior sister, the teacher's memorial service is scheduled for this Saturday."
I was slightly stunned and couldn't help but ask aloud: "Really? Uncle Gu hasn't called me yet."
Kuang Yiyang said: "I guess I am too busy and haven't found time yet. I heard news from the school, so I thought of telling you."
I hummed, and then said, "Okay, I understand, but the specific time hasn't been decided yet, right?"
Kuang Yiyang said: "We don't know the specific time yet. The school also gave short notice. There may be many students coming to pay their respects by then."