With Love and Time

Chapter 285: Blatantly making fun of 'future mother-in-law'

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When I finished saying this, God knows my scalp stood up. Because my mother is a teacher, she has been very strict with me since I was a child. Even if I come home five minutes late from school, even if I come home five minutes late, even if I don’t live at home, my mother will dig deep to find out what happened to me during those five minutes. Where was the delay

Sure enough, three seconds after I finished speaking, my mother said in a solemn and solemn tone: "Where are you now? I asked your father to drive to pick you up."

I winked at Li Runzhu and asked her if I could do this until now. Li Runzhu waved at me and told me to continue to carry on.

I was also a little drunk and didn’t want to drink a whole bottle of beer, so I had to bite the bullet and reply: “Mom, the room Ji Guanxin opened in the hotel is a suite, and we don’t live together.”

My mother was already showing signs of being angry, so she replied decisively: "No."

"It's not like you don't have a home. Where are you staying at? Tell me where you are now and we'll drive to pick you up."

I was about to say I was joking, but Ji Guanxin was one step ahead of me. He suddenly said to the phone: "Auntie."

My mother paused for a moment, then changed her tone and said softly: "Guan Xin?"

Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "Yes, Auntie, it's me."

"Guan Xin, where are you and Zijin? I asked your uncle to pick her up and not let her trouble you anymore."

Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "It's okay, auntie, just let Zijin stay here. It's too cold. Don't go back and forth. It's too troublesome."

My mother said, "It's no trouble. We drove there in a few minutes. How much did Zi Jin drink? Why is he so drunk?"

Ji Guanxin said: "She is almost asleep by my side..."

Ji Guanxin was so capable of making trouble that I was afraid that my mother would suddenly fall out in the end, so I quickly replied: "Mom, don't listen to him teasing you. We are all in the karaoke bar, Chen Chen, Runzhu and Siyu." All next to me.”

I yelled at Chen Chen next to me, and Chen Chen hurriedly said: "Auntie, I am Chen Chen."

Li Runzhu also smiled and said: "Auntie, I am Runzhu. Zijin lost in the game, so I asked her to call you to scare you."

Li Runzhu's father is very familiar with my mother, so my mother replied unceremoniously: "You kid, you scared me to death, don't you think I'll tell your father later."

Li Runzhu laughed loudly, everyone said hello to my mother, and then my mother let down her guard.

Finally, when Ji Guanxin arrived, he took his mobile phone and said, "Auntie, you can't trust me so much?"

My mother said: "It's not that Auntie can't trust you, it's that Auntie can't trust Zijin."

Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "Are you afraid that Zijin might drink too much and do something evil to me?"

My mother said, "She drinks too much and goes crazy. You won't be able to control her then."

"Then what if I can control her? Auntie, do you want me to take her back to the hotel tonight?"

I directly stretched out my hand to hit Ji Guanxin and gave him a fierce look. My mother also gave Ji Guan new face and replied loudly: "You can take him away. You will suffer later."

"Auntie, I take it seriously."

Ji Guanxin and my mother were chatting through the phone as if no one else was around. Everyone around me smiled and looked at me, as if Ji Guanxin was my family's designated son-in-law.

I was also afraid that there would be sparks in their conversation again, so I quickly found an opportunity to hang up the phone.

We played in the private room until about nine o'clock in the evening. Everyone received calls from home asking when we would go back. Originally we wanted to have dinner, but because we all had something to do, we just broke up.

A group of us broke up at the door of the KTV. Li Runzhu told me: "Don't forget the class reunion at 11:30 tomorrow morning."

I said, "Am I a pig?"

Li Runzhu said with a smile: "I'm afraid that if you go drinking with Brother Xin again at night, you'll delay things if you drink too much."

Ji Guanxin smiled lightly and replied: "Don't worry, I will send her home safely."

Tian Haosong asked: "Aren't you going back to the hotel?"

I said: "Let's go quickly, you guys, a bunch of 38's."

After saying goodbye to each other, Ji Guanxin and I got in the car. Ji Guanxin said while fastening his seat belt: "I'm so hungry after drinking a lot of wine."

I asked: "What do you want to eat?"

He didn't answer but asked: "You please?"

I clapped the bag in my hand and replied openly: "Just tell me what you want to eat, there is plenty of money!"

Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "Don't you think the barbecue here is delicious? Take me there."

I said, "Let me warn you in advance. The barbecues we have here are all iron sheds, the kind with a stove inside. Can you bear it?"

Ji Guanxin turned the steering wheel and replied casually: "With you, when have I ever chosen a place?"

When I heard this sentence at the time, I didn't think much about it, but a long time later, when I recalled Ji Guanxin's words at this time, I felt a lot of emotion in my heart.

Indeed, when you are with the person you like, it doesn’t matter what you eat or where you live. Just like the famous saying on the Internet, if you find the right person, every day will be a Qingming Festival. If you find the wrong person, every day will be Qingming Festival.

Under my guidance, Ji Guanxin drove to the night market street. Although Liangcheng is small, it is the most famous place for eating among the surrounding big cities. We have everything here, let alone nine or ten o'clock at night, we can also eat at three or four o'clock in the middle of the night.

On both sides of the street, there are densely packed tin cars one after another, with wisps of white smoke rising from the chimneys. Men in large cotton-padded jackets and cotton trousers are grilling skewers outside their tin cars. The smell of barbecue that stimulates the taste buds can be smelled from a distance.

I asked Ji Guanxin to park the car on the side of the road, and then we pushed open the door and got out.

Walking side by side into the night market, someone will always greet you: "What do you two want to eat? Come in and order, we have everything here..."

I have a familiar restaurant, so I took Ji Guanxin to a tin house called 'Fat Man BBQ'. There were only five tables in the room, and only one was left at this time.

I reached out to pull the iron handle on the door, but when I just touched it, I let out a cry of 'Ouch'.

Ji Guanxin was startled, looked at me holding my left hand tightly, and asked nervously: "What's wrong?"

I grinned and replied, "Static electricity hurts me to death."

Ji Guanxin's expression relaxed, and he glanced at me sideways and said, "There are so many things going on, what can I do..."

Halfway through his words, he stretched out his hand to pull the door, and I could only see bright white static electricity coming out between his fingers and the door handle.

Ji Guanxin gasped at the click, and I stood at the door laughing.

Ji Guanxin glared at me and said, "Why are you laughing? You weren't shocked?"

I said, "Open the door, let's go in and talk."

Ji Guanxin was frightened by the electric shock and raised his eyebrows: "Why should I drive it? Why don't you drive it?"

I said, "Aren't you a man?"

"Ladies first, then."

"Are you a man?"

"You don't know if I'm a man?"

We were both blushing and thick-necked at the door. The female boss inside the house came out of the kitchen, opened the door, and said with a smile: "Do you two want to have barbecue?"

Ji Guanxin took a long step and climbed up the two small steps, and I followed closely behind.

It was really a place as big as a palm, and the other four tables were all occupied, leaving only the table closest to the stove.

Because the winter in Northeast China is very cold, everyone wore thick down jackets, and it was very hot in the tin shed, so everyone took off their coats and placed them on the empty seats. After Ji Guanxin and I came in, there were empty seats but nowhere to stay. The female boss said to the other tables of guests, "Please put away someone's clothes, we have a guest."

A few people got up to get their clothes, but they had nowhere to put their heavy down jackets.

Ji Guanxin said: "Just leave a room for us and we can sit together."

The female boss was very happy and kept helping to clean up. The other customers also nodded to Ji Guanxin: "Thank you."

Ji Guanxinla and I sat side by side, with the stove behind us. It felt warm at first, but soon it was just hot.

We both took off our coats and sat in the shed wearing sweaters.

Ji Guanxin asked me to order, so I ordered all the delicious food he liked and the food he might like. The two of us were sitting on a small sofa with torn leather, eating kebabs, and the familiar voices around us all had Northeastern accents. I suddenly felt very warm, so warm that I wanted to laugh.

Ji Guanxin glanced sideways at me and asked, "Why are you laughing? It's so scary."

I didn't answer but asked: "Are you really not going home for the Chinese New Year?"

Ji Guanxin said: "Why? Are you so afraid that I will stay with you for the New Year?"

I said, "How can you not go home to celebrate the New Year? Your parents don't miss you?"

Ji Guanxin said: "There are three hundred and sixty-five days in a year. On which day can't you see me if you want to? Do you have to wait until the Chinese New Year to see me?"

I said: "The Chinese New Year is about reunion."

"I'll be reunited with you this year." Ji Guanxin said, rolling his tongue.

He didn't see that one part of the stick was blackened by the baking, and the charcoal dust rubbed against the corner of his mouth. I raised my chin to indicate that the corner of his mouth was blackened.

"Huh?" Ji Guanxin didn't understand, so I picked up a tissue and wiped it for him.

Ji Guanxin looked at me, suddenly raised his lips and smiled, and then said: "It's rare to see you have such a gentle side."

I rolled my eyes at him: "I'm gentle a lot!"

Ji Guanxin said: "Why haven't I seen how gentle you are to me?"

I said: "My gentleness is all fake, this is who I am now."

After that, I deliberately ate half of the lamb kidney in one bite.

Ji Guanxin said with a look of disgust: "Ruling hair and drinking blood."

I said, "This is called doing as the Romans do."

Ji Guanxin asked: "Do all the women here eat their kidneys?"

I caught a glimpse of a woman at the table diagonally opposite me looking at me, so I lowered my head and lowered my voice and said to Ji Guanxin: "Are you afraid that others don't know that I love eating kidneys? Do you dare to speak louder?"

Ji Guanxin had a big smile on his handsome face, and he said with a smile: "You still do as the Romans do, but I think you are the only one who is so rough, like a rough guy. Chen Chen is very good, and he doesn't curse or eat. kidney."

His words gave me a point of attack. I immediately raised my eyebrows and looked at him, pointed at him and said, "Well, Chen Chen is a famous woman who has her own plans. Don't try to trick her."

Ji Guanxin snorted from his nose and replied to me: "She is not my type...you are."