I glared at Ji Guanxin and replied, "You think I want to talk to him? I'm just curious about who posted it."
Ji Guanxin said: "You ask me out of curiosity. Why do you ask other men?"
I said, "Didn't you go take a dump?"
Ji Guanxin looked disgusted, and it took him a long time to say two words: "Disgusting."
I glanced at it and said, "You're not disgusted by what you're doing, so what am I talking about that's disgusting?"
Ji Guanxin said hurriedly: "Come on, don't mention this to me. After squatting for a long time, my butt was frozen solid. A big yellow dog came out of nowhere and squatted opposite me. I was so scared that I didn't dare to stand up for a long time. , my legs are numb.”
I couldn't stop laughing, and while laughing, I asked: "Then are you in love?"
Ji Guanxin said: "Damn it, go home quickly, I have to go to the public toilet."
Ji Guanxin and I walked back side by side. He held a flashlight and I put my hands in my pockets. On the way, I said out loud: "Hey, Chen Wenhang just told me that the post was from Zhang Xinwei."
"Um."
"What do you mean? Have you found out who sent it?" I asked him, turning my head.
Ji Guanxin looked forward and replied loudly: "I found out that it was Zhang Xinwei who sent it. I have already asked someone to send her a photo of her and the man who supported her. By the way, I also sent it to your Liangcheng city. There are forums for major schools and major websites. Do you think you need me to find a local news source here to report it? I’m afraid there aren’t enough people online, and it won’t be lively enough if some people don’t see it.”
I looked at Ji Guanxin and asked aloud: "When was it posted?"
Ji Guanxin looked calm: "I posted it in the morning. I guess she is trying her best to make the people close to her invisible."
The first thing I thought of was Zhang Xinwei's parents, so I said aloud: "During the Chinese New Year, don't make it difficult for your family to celebrate the New Year. After all, it is a matter between us, the younger generation, and we can only fight among ourselves in private. tear."
Ji Guanxin turned his head and looked at me. He raised his hand and rubbed the top of my head, and then said with a smile: "Hey, my brother-in-law is so kind-hearted?"
I shook my head, shook off his hand, frowned slightly, and said, "I'm telling you something serious."
Ji Guanxin replied to me: "Don't worry, I will definitely not expose what I promised you."
I asked: "What about Chen Wenhang?"
Ji Guanxin glanced at me: "Why are you asking him? Are you still being merciful to him?"
I didn't even have the motivation to argue with him, so I rolled my eyes and replied: "Aside from worrying about the elderly people in their family, I really don't care how you deal with them. Poor people must be hateful. Being kind to them is a cruel revenge on myself. I still understand this. Do you really think that I am a good man?"
Ji Guanxin smiled and replied: "You don't look like a good man or woman."
I raised my chin and replied, "It's good that you know."
The two of us walked back while talking. The public toilet was about thirty meters away from my aunt's house. Ji Guanxin handed me the flashlight and said, "Go back first."
I asked: "What about you?"
He said: "I'm going to the toilet, do you still want to stand outside and hold the door for me?"
I said, "I'm not here to scare you."
Ji Guanxin said: "I can't go if you stand here."
I smiled and said, "Then I'll stand far away and wait for you to come out."
After saying that, I trotted five meters away with the flashlight, then shook the flashlight in Ji Guanxin's face and said with a smile, "Go, I can't hear you."
Ji Guanxin was at a loss, so he took out a light, covered his nose and walked into the public toilet.
I was really shady. Not long after Ji Guanxin entered the toilet, I took out my phone and called him. The phone rang three or five times. Ji Guanxin answered the call and said in a muffled voice: "Hey, what are you doing?"
I smiled and said, "You can still talk? Doesn't that look disgusting?"
Ji Guanxin died immediately, and I stood outside and threw my head back laughing.
When I looked up, I unexpectedly saw the black-blue sky covered with stars as bright as diamonds. Those stars don't need to be big, they are just enough to be dazzlingly beautiful hanging there.
As I watched, I suddenly thought of what Chen Wenhang said on the phone: Zhang Xinwei was banned collectively by all companies related to Luo.
Except for Luo Xiangdong, no one else has the ability to do this kind of thing.
But, why has he never told me
Thinking of Luo Xiangdong, I still feel a dull pain in my heart like a knife cutting flesh. Just thinking about it carefully, it seems that it doesn't hurt as much as it did a month ago.
They always say that time is the best medicine that heals all wounds, and I truly believe this.
Ji Guanxin came out much faster than I expected. He was retching while walking towards me. I looked sideways at him and said with a smile: "I feel like I will never come to the countryside again in this life, right?"
Ji Guanxin walked up to me, and I saw his eyes were slightly red, so I knew he must have been vomiting badly.
I couldn't bear to make fun of him anymore, so I said out loud: "Go back and ask my aunt where there is a cleaner place."
Ji Guanxin said: "Forget it, don't cause trouble for my aunt every day, we will stay here for a few days, not a few months."
I said, "Just to say this to you, I have decided to solve the toilet problem for you. I won't bother my aunt, I will do it myself."
Ji Guanxin glanced at me and said, "I thought you were going to give me some reward, like a kiss or something."
Just when I was about to scold him, Ji Guanxin suddenly thought of something, and he said aloud: "By the way, you owed me a kiss when we were at KTV."
I asked: "Do you think I'm a kisser?"
Ji Guanxin smiled and said: "Come on, no one is busy here anyway, please kiss me."
As he said this, he turned his face towards me.
I reached out and pushed his face away, raised my eyebrows and said, "Ji Guanxin, will you die if you don't think about these things all day long?"
Ji Guanxin suddenly reached out to cover his chest and replied half-truthfully, "It's over. I have a terminal disease that will kill you if I don't kiss you."
I said, "You die alone. If you die, I will kiss you immediately."
Ji Guanxin frowned and said, "Why are you so cruel? Can't you say something auspicious during the Chinese New Year?"
I said, "Who makes you think about taking advantage of others all the time? If you didn't owe it to yourself today, would your nose bleed?"
Ji Guanxin said: "At least I have won the opportunity to get closer to you, and I am proud of it!"
I was really convinced. Compared with Ji Guanxin, who was thick-skinned, I already lost at the starting line.
The two of us chatted all the way home. Three bunks had been laid out on the kang, and Ji Guanxin's folding bed was also covered with a thick quilt.
My mother was sitting on the kang chatting with my aunt. When she saw us coming in, she asked aloud: "Where did you two go? If you don't come back, I'm going to call the police."
I smiled and said, "I'll take Ji Guanxin to Baomi..."
Before I could finish speaking, Ji Guanxin reached out and blocked my mouth. I could only make a sound of 'Uh-huh'.
My mother looked confused and said with a smile: "What's wrong?"
Ji Guanxin said: "It's okay, auntie, I just experienced the local customs with Zijin."
I finally took off Ji Guanxin's hand, and he almost choked me to death.
I turned my head and glared at him, and he suddenly lowered his head and said in my ear: "I haven't washed my hands before going to the toilet."
"Ugh..."
I immediately turned around and ran to the outhouse. Ji Guanxin said something to my mother, turned around and followed me out.
I stood by the door, stroking my chest, and glared: "Ji Guanxin, are you disgusting?"
Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "Oh, I use the same hand to cover your mouth when I go to the toilet. Don't be afraid, I'm still very good to you."
I believe he really saw a ghost.
My mother said loudly on the kang in the back room: "The hot water is in the pot. It's been boiled for you. Come in just wash your face and brush your teeth."
Ji Guanxin also replied loudly: "Okay, thank you, auntie."
My mother said loudly: "You're welcome."
I said, "That's enough for you two!"
On the far left side of the outhouse is a row of chicken coops, containing an unknown number of chickens. They squawk when they see people. Ji Guanxin glanced at them and whispered: "When they have feathers, It’s really ugly.”
I said, "You just like to see them naked and lying in the bowl, right?"
Ji Guanxin said, "Look at their sharp mouths and monkey cheeks." After saying that, he turned his head and looked at me, "You too."
I said: "You are the chicken!"
Ji Guanxin immediately smiled: "Don't think too much, I didn't mean that."
I raised my eyebrows: "Then what do you mean?"
Ji Guanxin said: "Chickens like them can take off their clothes whenever they want, but you can't."
"Get lost!" I was too lazy to tease him and said directly: "Wash your face and brush your teeth quickly."
Ji Guanxin said: "Aren't you going to take a shower?"
I glanced at the big iron pot on the right and asked instead, "I'll open the lid for you. Can you go in and wash it?"
Ji Guanxin frowned and said, "I really can't sleep without taking a shower."
I said, "You haven't been to a public toilet in so many years. Didn't you just solve it?"
Ji Guanxin immediately said: "Don't mention the toilet to me, I just forgot."
I ignored him and fetched a basin of water, washed my face and brushed my teeth. When I was about to walk into the back room, Ji Guanxin pulled me and said, "Hey, don't go."
"what?"
"If I don't take a shower, you have to wipe my back, right?"
My eyes suddenly widened and I felt like I was being teased by him. I didn't dare to speak loudly, so I lowered my voice and said with an exaggerated expression: "Are you crazy? My mother and my aunt are still here. Please ask me to rub your back. Do you think I look like you?" Back?"
Ji Guanxin said: "Then wipe it here."
I said, "It's not even fifteen degrees in the outer room. Do you want to freeze yourself to death?"
Ji Guanxin said: "Anyway, I can't sleep without washing. It's up to you. If I can't sleep, I will torture you."
After saying that, he smashed the jar and let go of my arm, as if he would leave and follow me.
I really had no idea what to do with Ji Guanxin. I stared at him for a long time and did a lot of ideological work in my mind. Finally, I gritted my teeth and said, "Ji Guanxin, you can do it. Next time I go to the countryside with you, I will have the same surname as you!"
Ji Guanxin immediately laughed and replied to me: "Okay, you have the right to bear your husband's surname."