"Are you from the north?" A familiar voice came from my left. I turned around and saw that Yumiko was wearing a long suspender skirt that was as long as me and reached to my ankles. But the skirt was so thin that the underwear underneath could be clearly seen.
She was sitting on a bench applying sunscreen without looking at me.
I hate talking to people I don't know well and the other person seems disrespectful. Otherwise, don't say anything, take the initiative to stir up the topic and act like I'm chasing her.
I already knew deep down what kind of thing she was, so I simply turned my eyes away. Staring at Luo Xiangdong on the field, he replied casually: "Yes."
"Where in the north?"
"Liangcheng."
"Liangcheng? I haven't heard of it. I don't know."
With a nonchalant smile on my face, I said, "It's a small place."
Yumiko said: "It doesn't matter whether it's big or small. The key is that Luo Xiangdong likes you. I think he treats you quite well. You will have a firm foothold in Night City from now on."
Looking sideways at Yumiko, I said, "Do you think I was kept by Luo Xiangdong?"
Yumiko finally raised his head to look at me. Xu Shi paused when she saw the expression on my face that was half angry and half suppressed. Then he smiled and said: "Ha, don't get me wrong, I just think your life is good, I have no other meaning."
I said, "If you have something else to say, you can say it directly without beating around the bush. We northerners have a straightforward character, so it would be bad if there is a misunderstanding."
Yumiko smiled and asked, "Does Luo Xiangdong just like your upright temperament?"
You are so upright, am I a cow
Resisting the urge to roll my eyes, I replied with a smile, "When he comes back later, you can ask him in person to see what he likes about me."
Yumiko said: "I don't dare to ask him face to face, what if you throw me into the sand again?"
I chuckled: "I'm not joking with you."
Yumiko said: "You northerners are all strong and strong, but I can't trouble you with my thin arms and legs."
I said, "That's true. I almost accidentally broke your arm today. Fortunately, I stopped at the cliff and thought it was just a joke."
Yumiko stared at my face. After a few seconds, she suddenly said with a half-smile: "How long have you and Luo Xiangdong been together? The more I look at you, the more familiar you look. Suddenly I thought of the previous report that Luo Xiangdong was carrying a baby on the Great Wall. Female, can’t it be you?”
I deliberately evaded the important point and replied with a gun and a stick: "I think you look a bit familiar, yes, a bit like the Internet celebrity Qianyou, and a bit like Sun Hexilai?"
The past few years have been the years of internet celebrities, and I really can’t tell their names and faces apart.
Finally, I poked Yumiko's weak point, and she replied with a faint smile: "Who hasn't had a few cuts on their face these days?"
Seeing how she said it so matter-of-factly, I just laughed.
I turned around and continued watching Luo Xiangdong and the others play. I didn't want to talk to Yumiko, but she just kept messing with me. Not long after, she said: "My sister and Shen Zisong were together for a while before. Shen Zisong also treated her like a treasure at that time. We all thought that they would have fun, but not long after, they suddenly broke up."
"Oh." My eyes were fixed on Luo Xiangdong, and I saw him smash the ball directly at Dou Chao's feet after catching the ball. I was so excited that I wanted to jump up from the bench to cheer him on.
Yumiko added: "The feelings of these people are really unclear and uncertain. We think they dote on us, but maybe when they turn around and see someone else, they will dump them immediately. It is like turning their backs and not recognizing others."
I hated it when she put me and her together, so I simply frowned, clearly showing my displeasure.
Yumiko glanced at me sideways, and when she saw this, she smiled lightly and said, "I see that you have a straightforward personality, so I can't help but tell you some things. Don't take it to heart."
I turned to look at Yumiko. There was no smile in my eyes, but I wanted to raise the corners of my lips and said, "I'll ask Luo Xiangdong later to see when he plans to dump me."
Yumiko was startled and said quickly: "Don't, otherwise he will think I said something to you."
I said, "You did say that. Looking at you like this, you seem to know Luo Xiangdong quite well."
Yumiko's face changed, and she kept saying: "I just said it casually, I told you not to take it to heart. Mr. Luo is very good to you, you must not let him think that I am gossiping behind your back, otherwise Dou How do you miss me?"
I said bluntly: "You really have to take care of Dou Chao's face, otherwise you won't even have that LV bag."
I guarantee that Yumiko doesn’t dare to quarrel with me. Sure enough, even after I said so, she still endured the sulking. I really admire her.
While we were talking, Luo Xiangdong and the others had already finished the first game. Seeing Luo Xiangdong walking towards me, I stood up and said, "How is it? Lost or won?"
Luo Xiangdong raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you look just now?"
I thought to myself, I am getting distracted.
"Chao, you were so handsome just now..." Yumiko floated out from my left and came directly to Dou Chao and held his arm. Dou Chao smiled and said, "How's it going? Are you crazy handsome?"
Yumiko nodded repeatedly, praising Dou Chao to the sky. I also learned from their conversation that Dou Chao won the game just now.
Luo Xiangdong sat next to me. He didn't drink the untouched drink, but drank the half of my remaining glass.
Dou Chao tsk-tsk twice, and started teasing him when he caught him: "Are you asking Zijin to bow down?"
Luo Xiangdong glanced at him, and then said: "I think you look like a descendant."
Dou Chao curled his lips deliberately and said, "Look at your diligent attitude, it makes me feel sad just looking at you."
Luo Xiangdong said: "Who told you to read it?"
Dou Chao himself couldn't talk to Luo Xiangdong, so he came to talk to Shen Zisong again: "Hey, do you think he is crazy now?"
Shen Zisong defended himself wisely: "I can't see."
Dou Chao rolled his eyes and said, "Anyone whose girlfriend goes to Thailand to have her transformation looks bad."
Shen Zisong pretended to throw a drink at him, but Dou Chao didn't even think about it and used Yumiko to block him. Yumiko was also scared. After screaming softly, she reached out to hit Dou Chao and said coquettishly: "Oh, what are you doing?"
Dou Chao said: "You are a woman, he is embarrassed to splash."
Shen Zisong quickly fired back: "Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? Maybe he's transgender too."
I was drinking a glass of drink. When I heard this, I couldn't hold it back and choked.
"Cough... cough cough cough..."
This time I couldn't help but choke. The key was that I couldn't help but laugh while coughing.
Luo Xiangdong took the cup from my hand and put it aside, then stretched out his hand to wipe my mouth.
Shen Zisong handed me a tissue and said with a slight smile: "Look at me, I'm too humorous. Are you okay?"
I shook my head and laughed, really going crazy with laughter.
Seeing this, Yumiko stretched out her hand to push Dou Chao next to her with resentful eyes, and whispered: "You are still laughing, look at them, can you say something to me?"
Dou Chao glanced at Yumiko and suddenly asked with a serious expression: "Have you really had sex reassignment surgery?"
yumiko: "..."
Me: "Ouch..." My stomach was so full of laughter.
Luo Xiangdong put his arms around me, fearing that I would fall down laughing.
Although I hate Yumiko, her arrival is like a burden, whoever catches it shakes it, and if she shakes it off, it will make people laugh to death. Seeing that no one among us took her seriously, let alone cared about her, I didn't want to worry too much about her.
After a few minutes of rest, the second game started quickly. This time Yumiko sat next to me, but she was honest and never dared to take the initiative to flirt with me.
Luo Xiangdong and the others won the second game, and the two sides were tied one to one.
Shen Zisong said: "Don't let Zijin sit there. Come and play together for a while."
Luo Xiangdong waved to me, I stood up and walked over. He smiled lightly and said, "Can you play volleyball?"
I said, "I played for one year in high school."
Luo Xiangdong said: "Let's beat them up later."
The two of them naturally refer to Dou Chao and Yumiko.
Dou Chao asked Yumiko to come over. Yumiko was still wearing thick-soled shoes that were seven to eight centimeters tall. He said: "Take off your shoes, otherwise I'm afraid you'll throw them in my face later."
Yumiko refused to take it off, saying she would look shorter if she took it off.
Shen Zisong said: "He just likes short people."
yumiko: "..."
I originally wore flat shoes, but seeing that everyone was barefoot, I took them off too. It was very comfortable to step on the warm fine sand with my bare feet. I immediately became more playful and kicked Luo Xiangdong twice.
Luo Xiangdong did not fight back, but quickly walked around behind me and picked me up directly from the waist.
There were many people watching, and I was embarrassed, so I patted the back of his hand and asked him to put me down.
Shen Zisong was the referee. He held the whistle and said: "Are both sides ready? When you are ready, look at the pits in front of you on the left and right. If you lose this round, that pit will be your destination."
I am also a good believer. I took a look and said, good guy, are those two pits? Seeing that the depth has caught up with the coffin, it really means burying someone to death.
There is a man and a woman on both sides of us. This combination attracts the attention of the surrounding tourists. I haven't played volleyball for a long time. I just want to avoid being embarrassed later and don't hold Luo Xiangdong back.
The server was Dou Chao. He hit the ball with great strength. Naturally, it was Luo Xiangdong who received the ball. When Yumiko and I played five or six times in the front, we basically never touched the ball.
But when the ball passed the blocker and reached our side, Luo Xiangdong padded his wrist and said to me: "Zijin."
I jumped up and hit the ball. Dou Chao kept calling Yumiko to block the ball. But he didn't want to think about it. Yumiko couldn't stop her. She was so panicked by Dou Chao that she ran over again and again. When she leaned over to catch the ball, she stepped on her skirt and fell down.
Our team took the lead to score a point, and Luo Xiangdong gave me a high-five.
Dou Chao pulled Yumiko up, looked at her and said, "Why didn't you catch it?"
Yumiko stretched out his hand to sweep the sand around his lips, and said aggrievedly: "It's out of reach."
Dou Chao said: "Go and put on your shoes."
Yumiko said: "Don't you sprain your feet?"
Dou Chao said: "How about if we lose later, you go into the pit alone?"
yumiko: "..."
I suddenly felt a little sorry for her, having fallen into the hands of a man like Dou Chao who was only afraid of monkeys and was unscrupulous about everything.