I have long heard that monkeys can be sold and raised here in Binhai. Just like raising a dog, you only need to apply for a permit to raise a dog. But I didn't expect Luo Xiangdong to be so playful. In other words, I don’t understand how these rich people spend their time.
Luo Xiangdong sat on the sofa, picked up the phone and called someone. I only heard that he wanted monkeys, a dozen of them, and they would be delivered immediately.
After he hung up the phone. I immediately asked him: "You want to scare Brother Chao with a monkey?"
Luo Xiangdong's handsome face was filled with a playful expression. Hearing this, he replied to me: "Let's wait and see the show tonight."
Luo Xiangdong and I sat in the room watching TV for about an hour. The doorbell rings. He got up and went to open the door. A man came in pushing a cart that was no more than leg-high. The car was sealed, but I heard a squeaking sound coming from inside.
He quickly got up and went over to take a look. Just when Luo Xiangdong opened the hood of the car, there were a bunch of little monkeys as long as forearms inside.
The man pushing the monkey cart said in a Mandarin with a coastal accent: "Here. There are nine monkeys in total, and they are all very healthy."
I was also a little afraid of monkeys, so I hid behind Luo Xiangdong and looked into the car with only my head exposed. Each little monkey has a slap face and big eyes. They are not as monkey-like as I thought. They sit calmly in the car, turning their heads from time to time to look somewhere.
Luo Xiangdong asked: "Does this monkey bite and scratch people?"
The man said: "No, they have been domesticated by our breeders and are very suitable for domestic breeding."
Luo Xiangdong nodded, and then said: "I gave them away. How about this? You help me deliver them to the next door from outside the balcony. I will give them to you according to the purchase price. You can take them away after you use them."
The man was naturally happy and immediately pushed the monkey cart to the balcony with Luo Xiangdong. When I got to the balcony, I discovered that there was only a gap of more than one meter between the balcony here and the one next door. If you directly pressed the doorbell on Dou Chao's side, he would definitely not open it. Fortunately, Luo Xiangdong came up with such a trick. I really admire him, it's really embarrassing.
The man stood by the balcony, opened the hood of the car, and took out a little monkey. I saw him reach out and touch the little monkey's back, then suddenly raise his hand and throw the little monkey to the opposite balcony. The little monkey spread its four claws in the air, and then landed gently on the floor of the opposite balcony.
I was so scared that I took a breath of air-conditioning, because it was very high here, and I was afraid that no one would fall down again.
Luo Xiangdong stretched out his hand and made a silent gesture to me, fearing that I would attract Dou Chao.
I couldn't help but walk up to the monkey seller and whispered to him: "Slow down."
The man nodded and began to transport the second baby monkey.
In fact, the distance between the balconies on both sides is very close. Luo Xiangdong told me: "I really wanted to jump over there myself, but after thinking about it, I decided not to. He is more afraid of monkeys than me."
I'm really glad that Luo Xiangdong didn't jump by himself, otherwise I would have been scared to death by him.
In less than two minutes, the man transported all nine little monkeys to the opposite balcony. I looked at the monkeys squatting on the balcony and suddenly felt like laughing. Don't say you're afraid of monkeys, even if you're not afraid, you should be shocked when you see this scene.
A group of little monkeys didn't stay on the balcony for long. They looked around and saw that after the first one ran in through the open window, the second one, and the third one soon there were only two monkeys left on the balcony.
Luo Xiangdong was so excited that he pulled me and said, "I don't even know where to go to watch the fun."
I couldn’t laugh or cry: “Isn’t it too damaging?”
I was afraid that Dou Chao would go crazy after being frightened by Luo Xiangdong, and he would take another crazy revenge. I was sandwiched between them, and I always had a sense of crisis.
Luo Xiangdong suppressed his laughter and lowered his voice and said, "I really want to jump over and see the expression on Dou Chao's face. I don't want to miss any wonderful scenes."
I said, "Whatever I'm afraid of, it's no different than putting a bunch of ugly ghosts in my house."
While we were talking, we walked into the living room from the balcony. Luo Xiangdong picked up his cell phone and called Shen Zisong. Not long after, Shen Zisong also came from the same floor. After entering the door, he immediately asked Luo Xiangdong with a smile: "You really put a monkey in his house?"
Luo Xiangdong smiled and nodded: "There is still a balcony. If you don't believe me, go take a look."
Shen Zisong went to the balcony. When he came back, tears of laughter welled up in his eyes, and he clapped his hands repeatedly.
I thought to myself, these are not friends.
Shen Zisong and Luo Xiangdong have been studying in the house how long it will take Dou Chao to discover that there are monkeys in the house. I also thought that with so many monkeys, they would be discovered soon, but more than ten minutes have passed, and there is no movement at all next door. .
Luo Xiangdong asked: "Is he next door?"
Shen Zisong nodded: "Not long after you and Zijin came back, he came back with the woman."
Luo Xiangdong smiled half-heartedly: "I guess I haven't seen him in the bedroom yet."
Shen Zisong also smiled and said: "If we don't come out all night, we won't be able to see it until tomorrow morning."
Luo Xiangdong said quickly: "No, I can't wait any longer."
After that, he picked up his cell phone and called Dou Chao, using the external voice.
The connection beep beeped, and after three beeps, the other party hung up. Luo Xiangdong fought again, and the opponent hung up again. Several times in a row, Dou Chao simply shut down his phone.
Shen Zisong smiled and said, "That guy must have done nothing good."
I thought about the time Luo Xiangdong and I were interrupted before, and I also guessed what Dou Chao was doing next door now.
Luo Xiangdong said: "Don't worry, he will call you when he is done."
The three of us sat on the sofa in the living room, chatting and eating fruit, for about ten or twenty minutes. Sure enough, Dou Chao called.
After Luo Xiangdong got through, he deliberately cursed: "How dare you come out?"
Dou Chao smiled and said: "Why are you so angry and it's taken so long for you two to get something done?"
Over the phone, I was embarrassed by Dou Chao, not to mention that Shen Zisong was here, and I couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Luo Xiangdong said: "Dou Chao, you fool, come to my side now, I will give you a chance, otherwise let me see you tomorrow, you know what the consequences will be."
Dou Chao said: "I knocked on your door and you kicked mine. We are even."
Luo Xiangdong said: "Don't worry, Zisong is here too. We are planning to go out to play. Do you want to go?"
"real or fake"
Shen Zisong said: "I'm here, come here quickly, we've been waiting for you for a long time."
Dou Chao loves to play the most and is afraid that others will leave him behind. He said: "For the sake of your kind invitation to me, just wait for me for a few minutes. I will come over after taking a shower."
After hanging up the phone, Luo Xiangdong and Shen Zisong gave Shen Zisong an excited high-five, then stood up and walked out.
I said hurriedly: "Why are you going?"
Luo Xiangdong turned around and took my hand, leading me out together, saying, "Let's go see a good show."
The three of us walked out of the room and stood in the corridor. Shen Zisong lowered his voice and said: "He will be scared out of his wits later, and he will shout louder than a woman."
Luo Xiangdong said: "He was scared like a bitch in Thailand before, and his face was completely embarrassed by him."
Having said that, Luo Xiangdong still looked high-spirited.
I kept staring at the door, feeling unspeakably nervous. After waiting for about five minutes, I heard a scream from the next room. It was a male voice, followed by a woman's scream.
Shen Zisong and Luo Xiangdong were laughing so hard that they almost scratched the wall. I was also made to laugh a little because I imagined that when Dou Chao opened the door of the master bedroom, he found that the living room was full of monkeys.
The room next door seemed to explode, and screams from men and women came one after another. Finally, I heard a series of footsteps, running towards the door.
I thought it was Dou Chao, but the door opened and the person who rushed out was Yuko. She was wearing a white bathrobe, her hair was wet, and her feet were bare.
She must not have expected that we were all at the door. When she looked up and saw us, she was stunned.
Shen Zisong smiled and asked: "Where is Dou Chao?"
Yuko couldn't tell what color his face was. He paused for a few seconds before saying, "It's inside."
Luo Xiangdong couldn't wait and walked in at the lead, followed closely by Shen Zisong. I was also puzzled, so I followed him in at a trot.
The big lights were on in the living room, and several monkeys were standing on the back of the sofa, on the coffee table, on the wine cabinet on one side, and on the carpet.
The door of the master bedroom was open. Luo Xiangdong and Shen Zisong went in first, and then burst into laughter. When I chased him in, I saw that Dou Chao was completely hiding under the quilt, with a monkey sitting at the end of the bed, holding a bunch of grapes in his little paws.
Hearing laughter, Dou Chao cursed loudly under the quilt: "Get out of here and let these monkeys go away!"
Luo Xiangdong and Shen Zisong came over and pulled Dou Chao's quilt in a bad way. Dou Chao screamed like a petite big girl, until his throat was broken.
After all, I couldn't stand it, so I stepped forward to stop Luo Xiangdong and Shen Zisong, and persuaded them to let Dou Chao go.
Luo Xiangdong stood by the bed, looked at the person under the quilt, and said loudly: "How old are you? You can scare a monkey like this? Are you a man?"
Dou Chao said: "Is this a monkey? Have you asked people to move Huaguoshan here?"
I couldn't help it and laughed a few times.
Shen Zisong said: "Xiangdong and Zijin came over to play, but you were the only one holding back your bad feelings. You were the one who started the conversation. No one else is to blame."
Luo Xiangdong asked: "Will you pretend anymore?"
Dou Chao said nothing.
Luo Xiangdong simply carried the little monkey at the end of the bed to Dou Chao. Dou Chao vaguely felt something, but he didn't dare to move, so he had to ask tremblingly: "What is it?"
Luo Xiangdong said: "What do you think, Grandpa Monkey?"
Dou Chao was shocked. I could understand his mood. It was like putting a snake on my body and making me feel uncomfortable even through the quilt.
Under Luo Xiangdong's overwhelming blow, Dou Chao begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother and apologized to Luo Xiangdong. Only then did Luo Xiangdong ask someone to take the monkey away.
After confirming that there were no monkeys in the house, Dou Chao rolled up from his chest and kicked Luo Xiangdong under the bed.
Luo Xiangdong also ran very fast and left the master bedroom in a flash. Dou Chao chased behind him barefoot, shouting and killing while chasing.
My two legs couldn't catch up with them, so I had to walk behind with Shen Zisong. Shen Zisong smiled and said to me, "I've never seen Xiang Dong like this before."
I nodded truthfully and said, "Like a madman."
Shen Zisong smiled and said: "It's okay to be crazy. Anyone who has never seen him crazy is not one of our own."