Awakened by the sound of crackling firecrackers outside the window, Dongdong jumped up reflexively, and the black hairs on his body exploded. From a distance, it looked like a ball of briquettes rolling around.
"Hey, is Dongdong scared?" Hai Ruo grinned and tilted her head slightly, looking at her pet who was lying on the soft cotton pad again, "Don't be afraid, if you are afraid, come to me Come here." He said, opening his arms.
Dongdong watched her braid her long hair into a braid on her right shoulder today, the end of her hair hanging down to her bulging chest.
Turn your head away.
I... I'm not a pervert, so I don't want to bury my chest or something.
Dongdong has been staying at Hai Ruo's house for more than three months. According to the habits of ordinary cats, it should be the most noisy time.
But, no matter what, Dongdong's predecessor was Chu Chengyu, a man in his thirties. Even though the kitten's brain capacity and growth hormone were encouraging him to run around the house at this moment, he was at most in The newly bought cat just jumped up and down on the frame.
Without knocking over the cup or tearing the sofa, he felt that he was quite settled.
Hai Ruo is making dumplings, she has already finished making her own food, and now she is making him special fish and meat unsalted dumplings for kittens, each one the size of a thumb, with some vegetables added to the stuffing, and the dumplings are mixed with petite Some cat milk powder - he felt that as a cat, he really couldn't meet a better owner than her.
The dumplings in the pot were ordered three times with cold water and still not broken, until they were taken out and dipped in balsamic vinegar, they were still intact. His dumplings were washed by the owner with cold water, with only a little warm air, and they were neatly placed in his own red food bowl.
Watching the party and listening to Hai Ruo's complaints, Dong Dong suddenly felt a feeling of not knowing what was going on.
When he was a human, he had seen this kind of Lao Shizi party, and the Spring Festival was basically spent in the alternation of overtime and hiking. It's not to earn that little overtime pay. He has made small achievements in his own investments and has more than enough wealth in his life, but he has no other way to pass the time - neither the mood nor the object.
And now, he suddenly felt that the so-called unworldly loneliness for so many years was a joke.
However, why didn't Hai Ruo go home? It's also apathy at home, isn't it?
"Dongdong," Hai Ruo lifted him up during the bickering of several hosts. In the past few months, his stature has almost doubled, "It's really great to have you and me to celebrate the New Year this year. Well, my parents will be very happy to see you with me. But my aunt doesn't know where to go on vacation this year, and she doesn't even have an email. You say, is she going too far. "
Dongdong nodded in agreement, it turns out that she still has relatives.
"Then Dongdong wants to denounce her with me. Just pick up that Shu embroidery screen from her. I like it for a long time." She showed a coveted expression, "I really want it."
If he's still human, it must be → Mmmmmm, buy, buy, buy.
"However, here we have to make another official announcement:" Hai Ruo cleared her throat, "Mr. Dongdong, congratulations on officially becoming a member of the Hai family, and you will be the only male master of the family from now on."
Dongdong (Chu Chengyu) was stunned for a moment, but had a subtle sense of pride.
Immediately afterwards, he was lifted up again, and before he could even struggle, he saw Hai Ruo's delicate face enlarged and enlarged in front of his eyes.
Chirp, kissed on the tip of the nose.
After half an hour.
"Dongdong, Dongdong, why are you ignoring me?" Hai Ruo squatted behind him, Dongdong squatted in the corner, buried his head under his two front paws.
Really, really...
So shy.
Soon, the winter vacation of the university has passed, and the new semester has passed more than a month in a blink of an eye. Spring blossoms and everything recovers.
Dongdong has been indoors enough, and wants to go out to relax.
When he jumped onto Hai Ruo's bed that morning and woke her up with the little meat pads on his paws, he followed her close to the door, expressing his thoughts euphemistically.
"Actually, it's not impossible." Today, Hai Ruo put her hair behind her head, revealing her full forehead, and she looked particularly good-looking from the side with the high bridge of her nose. "You are so good, and there are not many people in the office. It should be fine to ask Professor Sun to take care of you."
When I got to the faculty room, there was no one there, and it was almost time for class.
Forget it, Hai Ruo sighed, looking at Dongdong's little expression looking up at her, it was a dark face, but she could only see his flattery and hope in his vertical pupils.
In this way, in the first class of Chu Ci that morning, the students watched with a little surprise as their goddess teacher brought a large bag into the classroom, and a dark ball of hair appeared in the bag.
"We have a saying in ancient times - the mysterious cat wards off evil spirits-, the teacher wishes you not to fail the class in advance." Hai Ruo put Dongdong in the classroom near the window in a place where the sun could shine, and patted Dongdong's head.
exclaimed.
After that, Dong Dong followed Hai Ruo around every classroom in S University, listening to his master's lectures and seeing how the students responded.
Over time, he also rekindled his interest in Sinology.
What he didn't know was that on the forum of S University, Dongdong captured the majority of teachers and students with his attentive listening and aloof attitude of refusing to molest, and was regarded as the "cat man god".
He jumped off the window sill lightly and followed Hai Ruo's footsteps. Chu Chengyu, the cold-hearted male god, even shyly cast his eyes on a group of students who were drooling and shouting "Holy shit!" .
small theater:
The first time to go to the toilet
Hai Ruo: Dong Dong is still too young. I heard from Doctor Wang that I need the master's help to defecate, Dong Dong.
Dongdong:…
Hai Ruo: Don't be shy, Dongdong, I can't tell that your face is black anyway, hurry up.
Dongdong: Uh... meow.
Being led out, _, the dignity of the cat has been completely lost.
Then put yourself in the litter box
Hai Ruo: Dongdong is so good, you can find a place to go to the toilet without my training, which is great.
Dongdong: Meow, meow ┗|｀O′|┛嗷~~ (I’m going, just go to the toilet, you don’t need to watch, you won’t be able to urinate like this).
In the end, he was urinated by the onlookers, and then he squatted in the corner for half an hour.
Not only has dignity been trampled on, but even the right to privacy has been deprived... Maosheng is hopeless.
small theater:
Since Chu Chengyu also graduated from S University, then he met a teacher he knew before while following Hai Ruo around the classroom...
I met the teacher of high mathematics in college: Teacher Xiaohai's new kitten, very spirited.
Hai Ruo: Hmm.
Dongdong: After ten years, his hair really lost more than half.
I met an art teacher who had given him an elective course: Oh, this little thing is really beautiful. It just so happened that my students should be in the animal painting class. How about borrowing it for an afternoon.
Hai Ruo: (looking at Dongdong with a reluctant look) Well, my Dongdong is quite noisy.
Dongdong: You wanted to make me a model back then, and you asked for it almost. Fortunately, I saw through it quickly, and now I have changed a pair of skins and still won't let me go (fierce, successfully scare off the enemy).
I met a finance teacher who admired him back then: Oh, you look handsome as a kitten. By the way, Xiaohai, uncle has a new doctor here. He is of the right age. He is tall and white. BALABALBALA
Hai Ruo: ... Ah, I suddenly remembered that the water heater at home has not been turned off.
Dongdong: This old man wasn’t so rude back then. Damn it, don’t you know about you? The doctors under his hand are taller and whiter, and he’s definitely better than that man by painting the telephone poles with white paint. She looks good... (╰_╯)#