In the blink of an eye, another year has passed since the days of reading hun books and practicing hun with the goddess master. And this autumn, the real test of Dongdong (Chu Chengyu) as a cat really came.
This is how things should happen. Before telling the story in the order of the timeline, let's take a little bit of popular science about the habits of cats.
Zhao Zhongxiang once stated in the animal world with his low and soft voice with magnetic charm: Look, the lion is in love.
The hair, estrus period is probably a special period that every higher-level animal will go through. In order to survive and reproduce, creatures are dominated by the pituitary gland, and they have fallen into madness. Even human beings can't completely get rid of this law. There is always a period of time. Time has impulses. Especially for cats, every spring and summer, when you are sleeping peacefully on the bed and are suddenly startled by a heart-wrenching cry, don't rush to call 110 first, first make sure: is it a cat
This stage of cats is indeed very... Zifei Mao An knows the sadness of cats, so I won't comment here. Many owners choose to sterilize their cats to solve this problem. Of course, Hai Ruo also had this kind of problem. idea.
"However, Dongdong, you are two years old and still not in heat, is it really normal?"
Hai Ruo wanted to take Dongdong to Dr. Wang's place once and for all, but Dongdong's inner world lives in Chu Chengyu, who is really a big man despite being a little cold in that respect, and there is no real knife or gun below It's one thing, but it can't be "severed with one stroke". This is absolutely unbearable.
So for the first time, when he was a little over a year old, Dongdong went on a hunger strike to protest, and had a cold war with Hai Ruo for a day - this is the record of the sky.
"Let's forget it first, but it doesn't look like Dongdong has any signs of this. Could it be that the cat also has a cold feeling?" Hai Ruo said to herself in confusion, then happily forgot about it and continued compiling. The ancient texts that I am interested in have been updated.
This matter was put on hold for several months because of Dongdong's calm and prudent behavior, until one morning a few days ago.
This is a day that can be said to be cool and autumn. It happened to be a weekend. This week, Hai Ruo's class was very nervous. The book she wrote had just had a book signing. The scene was quite hot, but it also made her real He was so exhausted that he even ignored Dongdong.
Dongdong said that he did not know why and was a little frustrated.
Because Hai Ruo's schedule in another city was too tight, and there was no way to take care of him, Dongdong was left at home—because he really didn't want to be locked in Dr. Wang's cramped pet cubicle. He felt that his previous memories of people were all illusions made by himself.
He used to have a rare interest in some theories in philosophy, for example, he could not prove that the world he was in was not created just last Thursday, or that he was not in the world around him. conjecture.
In other words, to put it simply and directly, he began to have no sense of reality.
Under the control of this feeling, after a long absence, he fell while walking, because he really forgot which foot to step on first.
Pacing in the empty room, turning on the TV and subconsciously watching a musical for a while, Dongdong suddenly felt that something was wrong - once upon a time, for him, the main function of TV was to collect financial information, the only variety show (for him It is a case report of a financial trap or economic fraud, and it can also make him laugh a few times.
He is not, the change is a little big.
Without raising the difference in brain capacity between advanced primates and small cats, it has only been two or three years. Has he completely changed so much
Jump up and down.
Jump on Hiro's lap and roll.
Rubbing her trousers.
Whispering when scratched to the chin.
Rub her in the morning and wake her up (he can't do licking or something).
As she stretched out her fingers, she lifted her head and brought the tip of her nose to her warm fingertips, naturally.
Naturally.
Higher intelligence is higher because it can control the instinct as an animal. Dongdong quickly changed to the Finance and Economics Channel, and analyzed the trend of the SSE Shenzhen Index for a while, and felt that her thinking ability had not deteriorated, so she sighed with relief.
Don't worry, I haven't been reduced to the point of being controlled by the ancient brain.
And within five minutes, he overturned his conclusion.
□□ is the close-fitting pajamas that Hai Ruo had replaced in the bathroom and had not had time to wash them, and they were neatly folded and placed in the basket. As usual, after solving a cat problem in the cat litter box in the corner of the bathroom, Dongdong went around the woven basket, ready to continue listening to music and nibbling on the calcium-supplemented fish biscuits that Hai Ruo prepared for him.
There was a smell that grabbed him like a hook.
The source, the one next to him... in the basket, the pajamas.
For some reason, the smell that I had been used to smelling became clearer than ever at this moment, and the memory related to it was fully recovered in an instant.
First of all, this light blue pajamas looked like it was worn on his master. The most common print was white dots, but it was extraordinarily sweet and seductive.
Then he saw it inadvertently. When he took it off and put it on his underwear in the morning, it was against the light, and the nakedness of his back made his heart tremble.
Did you know that the sense of smell is the earliest developmental sense of all the senses in animals, and it is inextricably linked with the memory center. The sweet scent of hormones invaded his nerves in an all-round way, and at the same time aroused his memories, it made him tremble.
His body was not controlled by reason, and he didn't know that he could have such a fast speed, jumped in, and started to rub.
…
Chu Chengyu couldn't falsify the proposition that "this world was imagined by him", but at this time, the odor molecules remaining on the cotton fabric were as sharp as Occam's razor. All divergent thoughts in
Only the reality of this moment remains.
Later, he secretly soaked the pajamas in the pool, and when Hai Ruo came back, he was still puzzled for a long time.
And this morning, Hai Ruo put on the pajamas that had been washed and dried. The light blue cotton fabric and white polka dots were sweet and seductive.
"By the way, it's time to take a bath. It's better to choose a day than hit the sun, Dongdong, come on." Hai Ruo thought her pet would be more sensitive to the word bath, but found that Dongdong didn't respond at all.
If they live in the second dimension, this reaction is also called - petrification.
After putting away the warm water, Chu Chengyu was carried into the basin by Hai Ruo without any resistance. Hai Ruo was also happy to save trouble, poured on the shampoo and started rubbing. Just like the previous few times, her dexterous and slender fingers jumped and wandered around his body, each time making him extremely ashamed.
"I'm so obedient today, do you feel bad for me this week, so busy and tired?" Hai Ruo continued her efforts and began to dip her hands down.
He was startled.
"Hey, has Dongdong finally arrived at this time?" Hai Ruo's eyes widened in surprise and turned Dongdong's body over. Before he could express his objection, he saw a hard slap between his legs. root.
Meow, you...don't do that.
Chu Chengyu's objections were weak in his heart, and he showed that he was resigned to being manipulated by others.
Hai Ruo remembered what Doctor Wang said that it would be bad for the cat if you didn't get it out, and tentatively stretched out her hand.
Then twisted.
Dongdong let out a strange cry, broke free from her hand, hid on the other side of the basin, and sank her whole body under the water, trembling.
what is released.
At that moment, he felt that there was something he should be aware of.
But in the subsequent roar of the hair dryer, leaning on Hai Ruo's arms, he ignored this matter intentionally.
small theater:
After learning that Dongdong had finally grown up, the owner Hai Ruo continued to consider whether to take him to be sterilized.
Dongdong: Why do you think of it again? Didn't you agree
So that night.
Hai Ruo: Dongdong, let's eat.
Dongdong: ... hum meow.
Hai Ruo: Dongdong, your favorite news broadcast.
Dongdong: (jumps to the other side of the sofa without saying a word).
Hai Ruo: Dongdong, go to sleep.
Dongdong: Ummi (pushes his bed to the corner).
Hai Ruo: ... Would you like to sleep with me tonight
Dongdong: …
Finally, when Dongdong was about to fall asleep.
Hai Ruo: Well, I won't take you to Doctor Wang's place. Don't make trouble with me, okay
Dongdong: (curling up in Hai Ruo's arms, rubbing her ears against her chin) Miu (then, I'll forgive you).
small theater:
Go to Dr. Wang for a routine checkup.
Doctor Wang: Xiaohai, since your Dongdong is not sterilized, how about a pair of seeds. I have a very cute little cat here.
Hai Ruo: Wow, it's really cute, like a little cow.
Dongdong: ... Oh, I really can't see how cute it is.
Cow cat: This black cat has become so scary all of a sudden Σ( ° △ °|||)︴, where are you, master(;Д`).
after.
Hai Ruo: Dongdong doesn't like her? Obviously pretty.
Dongdong: Where is beautiful.
Obviously, it's not as good as... It's not as good-looking as your finger.
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