Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Chapter 1

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"On this special day, we welcome the 52nd Golden Dragon Awards Ceremony, which was grandly held at the Longwan Film and Television Memorial Hall, and finally kicked off under the anticipation of everyone..."

The awards ceremony was extremely grand, with bright lights and stars from all walks of life in costumes. High-intensity spotlights scatter downward from the zenith, and these scattered lights are transformed into a luxurious scene through the combination of lighting effects artists.

Artists sit quietly in this interlaced dark night and light, row after row, stretching backwards. Those sitting in the first row are some respected old artists, and all kinds of young fresh meat of the new generation are in the back.

They don't know what to expect at the ceremony that will define their career status.

Either gain nothing, or climb to the top and enjoy the supreme glory.

"The competition for best actor this time is quite fierce. The shortlisted works are evenly matched. It is difficult to choose the best actor among them—that is, the best actor of this film festival. I really can't guess it will be Who," the hostess in a luxurious dress smiled, calmly, she tilted her head and looked at the man next to her who was presenting the award with her, and asked casually, "Gu Yingdi, what do you think?"

The man had a neat haircut, and the style of the black suit was also simple, so simple that it didn't match his appearance.

Probably because I don't want to overwhelm the host.

Even though he was wearing a bad street style, he turned a blind eye to the witty words thrown by the hostess next to him, and just read the words verbatim according to the script, without any bright spots.

But who is he.

He is Gu Yanzhou.

When Gu Yanzhou won the Golden Dragon Award for three consecutive years, the judging panel had to change the selection rules because of him, awarded him the Lifetime Achievement Award and then removed him from the list of candidates forever.

The translation of this sentence is: We will make you the best actor for life, so you don't have to participate in the selection anymore, leaving a way for others to survive... Otherwise, our award will be like a fake, no one cares about it, and there is no suspense.

It sounds very underwhelming.

But no one dared to deny that he was the eternal film king and the only myth in the entertainment industry.

Awards are still going on.

Hostess: "Gu Yingdi, aren't you curious about who this rookie who inherits your mantle is?"

Gu Yanzhou took the microphone, his face was well-defined, and it stood out especially under the spotlight. He smiled lightly, cut off the scenes that the hostess forced on him, and said: "I believe everyone is also very curious, please Watch the big screen."

The cameraman was willing to move the camera away from Actor Gu and aimed at the big screen, only to see an edited version of "Anti-drug" popped up on the screen, and the opening was magnificent and eye-catching.

"Anti-drug" is a classic work that wins both box office and word-of-mouth this year. It tells the story of an anti-drug policeman. There are no fancy fighting scenes. harm. This glory and hardship are vividly expressed through the interpretation of the protagonist.

"I believe that as soon as "Anti-drug" comes out, everyone will have already guessed who this person is." okay!"

All of a sudden there was an uproar.

"—Shao Si!"

"Shaw Si!"

'Snapped'.

Li Guangzong stared helplessly at the laptop that was slumped on his knees... no longer making any noise.

Just now, an arm stretched lazily from behind and closed his computer mercilessly.

He couldn't believe it, he turned around and said, "Shao Si, what are you doing?!"

"What are you doing, I still want to ask what you are doing."

Shao Si originally huddled in the back seat of the nanny's car, sleeping under his coat. In the past week, his average sleep time was only three and a half hours, and he finally fell asleep. In his ears, his manager was chirping, screaming and exclaiming, accompanied by intermittent laughter like a madman.

I believe that even a person with a good temper can't bear it, besides, Shao Si's temper is really not good.

"It's been almost half a year, you still have to watch it, what's the point of watching it?" Shao Si just fiddled with the coat covering his face, and woke up lazily, probably because he had a cold, his voice Slightly dull, "Forget it, can you please stop laughing like a pervert?"

Li Guangzong: "Okay, let me be careful... But what is abnormal, what do you mean?"

Shao Si: "I know that on the day of the awards ceremony, I was indeed a little too handsome. It's normal for you to keep thinking about it. Be good. I'm not in front of you every day. You can stare at me however you want. Let's not hug like an idiot. I can’t let go of that broken video.”

If it wasn't for being in the car now, Li Guangzong swore that he would risk losing his job and fight Shao Si.

Even if this master is the most popular one he has admired for so many years, even if he can't afford to offend...he will fight!

How could there be such a brazen person in the world!

"Who's looking at you? I'm looking at Best Actor Gu!" Li Guangzong almost hopped his feet, "That's me, male god Gu! A myth in the entertainment industry! No one will ever forget you!"

Shao Si is very familiar with the title of Best Actor Gu, and knows that he is a well-known figure in the entertainment circle, but he has always been face-blind, and colleagues who have not worked with him are like a mosaic in his eyes.

So he rubbed his temples, squinted his eyes and asked, "You said that Gu...Gu..."

What are you doing.

"Gu Yanzhou."

Li Guangzong has calmed down. After serving this master for so many years, he has already practiced a set of magical skills that does not easily die of anger.

Shao Si took out a bottle of water from under the seat, unscrewed it in twos and twos, raised his head and took a few sips, and when he screwed back the lid, the manager reminded him with a blank expression: "I will give you the award at the awards ceremony. the one."

Shao Si racked his brains and thought again and again, but finally gave up: "Even if you say so, I will..."

Li Guangzong took two deep breaths, turned on the computer again, and prepared to show him the face of his male god.

This fucking really needs to be recognized by him, otherwise Shao Si will put on a bossy 'who are you' when he meets him at work, it is inevitable that the spread will not be good, and it may increase some disrespect for seniors. class of black materials.

He was about to say, "Look carefully, write down his face, yes, it's this face, remember it for me", before he could say anything, Shao Si tapped twice on the touchpad Next, Gu Yingdi's face flashed past on the computer screen, leaving only an afterimage. The progress bar jumps directly to the part where Shao Si holds the trophy and gives his acceptance speech, which is still a close-up.

Shao Si looked at himself on the screen with satisfaction: "Handsome."

Li Guangzong: "..."

Li Guangzong looked at Shao Si, and said in his heart, let the black material be black, it's not normal for this idiot to be black.

I don't care.

Shao Si was intoxicated for a while, and then continued to retreat to the back seat to catch up on sleep. As soon as he closed his eyes, he knew that he was destined to not be able to fall asleep this time.

[Hey, partner. ]

[How are you doing recently? ]

The machine-like cold voice in his brain lingered, Shao Si didn't open his eyes, but frowned slightly.

He knew that no one else could hear this voice, only he could talk to it. It's quite fantastic to say that something like a system seems to only live in a dream, and it is so likely to encounter it in reality.

[... Get out, I'm about to die suddenly if I don't sleep anymore, don't bother. ]

After Shao Si replied, the system giggled and didn't take it seriously: [You won't die, you still have two years to live. ]

[Are you free today? ] Mentioning life expectancy, Shao Si opened his eyes, [It's cool to remind a dying person every day that you are dying, isn't it? ]

[Young people, don’t be so arrogance, put out the fire, I just remind you not to forget to do the task. ] The system kindly persuaded, [That Yang Yinyin, how have you been staring recently? ]

[I was very busy, so I hired a private detective to keep an eye on her, saying that she hadn't been out recently. ]

[Don't you think it's strange? A golden dragon award actress whose career was in full swing, turned down all announcements and stayed at home for a full month. ] The system sound is getting weirder and weirder, and I have given myself a ghost story sound effect, with its own BGM, [Why? ]

[…] Shao Si didn't have time to think about why, [I want to sleep, I'm serious. ]

His relationship with this system probably started when he was in elementary school.

He has had a bad heart since he was a child. In the doctor's words, it is up to God's will to live as long as he can. At the beginning, he was thin and small, and he was often bullied by his classmates. Although even the doctor advised him that it would be better for him to recuperate at home in such a situation, Shao Si refused, he didn't want to stay alone in a big house with only the nanny and private teacher coming in and out every day. He wants to go to school, make friends, and play with his peers.

Being so willful, he was soon involved in an accident.

Shao Si fell ill one day, and the medicine in the drawer went to nowhere. It may be that some classmate in the class played tricks on him again, hiding the medicine, wanting to see how he looked for it in a hurry.

Children, where do you know what heart disease is.

I just feel that everything can be played around, including that jar of white pills.

Shao Si soon felt that he couldn't breathe, like a fish out of water that couldn't breathe, struggling feebly on the shore, even if he gasped for breath, it was useless, the whole airway seemed to be closed...

At that time, when he fell headlong at the entrance of the corridor, a voice in the dark said to him: "My friend, do you long for life?"

Later, he also read various popular Internet novels about the system, but the relationship between him and his family's system is not the same as that written in the novel. The two of them are not the relationship between the system and the host. If you have to say It seems that the two of them are more like partners, so sometimes the system will jokingly call him a 'partner'.

As for why it is this relationship.

… because the system is a broken system.

literal meaning.

It is a semi-disabled system that is forced to be scrapped after a problem occurs.

[My job is to control the life and death of human beings in order to maintain ecological balance according to the data released above. ]

Shao Si only knew so much about the origin of this system, and he also asked why it was forcibly scrapped. The system just replied in a few words that it violated the regulations.

Shao Si secretly poked and guessed whether this broken system had a forbidden relationship with someone.

In short, if the two of them want to survive, they have to be tied together.

Although the system is half-paralyzed, it still has the ability to absorb power and transform it into life span.

And Shao Si had to provide him with this kind of energy.

... After all, the booth is a semi-disabled system.

Just as Shao Si was about to fall into a deep sleep in a daze, the phone in his pocket vibrated twice.

It's a text message.

It said succinctly: Yang Yinyin has gone out.

Shao Si narrowed his eyes, his eyes were blurred, and he typed four words based on his feeling: Where did he go

He even began to hold his breath until the other party replied to him with four words:

—Buying vegetables at the vegetable market.

—I bought carrots for two yuan a catty.

— There is also cauliflower, which is a bit expensive, so cauliflower is so expensive? It seems to be imported.

—Hey, Pippi shrimp!

— I don’t know how the actress’ cooking skills are.

Shao Si turned off the phone expressionlessly, and began to consider whether to change to a private detective, which seemed unreliable.

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