In the past few days, Gu Yanzhou has been playing a small guest role in a certain costume drama crew, and he only has two or three episodes, just to make up for the gap when the crew of the original drama was suspended for rectification.
"Grand Events" is a serious historical drama.
From the director to the actors, they are all top-notch. But such a TV series that gathers more than a dozen veteran actors has not been paid attention to by many people.
"It's not surprising. This drama is too formal, and there is no entertainment element at all." At that time, Gu Yanzhou flipped through the script, and he could see where the problem was with a few glances. "Its audience—young people can be excluded, while some older people People may not be willing to read it. And the whole story is too deep and difficult to understand.”
Shao Si flipped through it, and was quite speechless: "This is a textbook."
The director really dared to shoot.
Almost doomed to no ratings.
The script that Gu Yanzhou assigned was only two pages long, and it played the role of an uncle living in a memory. Since the hero was weak and sick since he was a child, everyone looked down on him, thinking that he was the least likely person among the princes to ascend to the throne.
Only his uncle secretly took him out of the palace, went to the market to watch the lantern festival, bought him candied haws, and held him in the palm of his hand.
However, the only emperor uncle who was kind to the hero was given a glass of poisoned wine by the emperor in the end, and he died at the age of thirty.
When Shao Si didn't go to visit the cast, he really felt that this show perfectly avoided all the 'red' elements.
There is no heroine, no love and love, just a few princes and ministers fighting for the throne... I don't know what to watch.
The shooting site completely restored the graceful and luxurious structure and decoration of the palace, even the candlesticks holding the candles are extremely exquisite, and the auspicious patterns circle from the bottom to the top, delicate and exquisite.
The scene that is currently being filmed is the scene where the little prince falls ill in bed and the uncle takes care of him himself.
As soon as Shao Si entered, Chen Yang saw him, and secretly waved to him, beckoning him to go over.
"You sit here... Hey, no, I'll take the mess off the chair first," Chen Yang said, "I'm laughing at you, it's too messy here, Yan Zhou said long ago that you would come over and let me clean it up, I I was so busy watching him filming that I forgot..."
Shao Si handed him the lunch box in his hand: "It's okay, don't bother, I can stand up."
Chen Yang bent over and tidied up and said, "If someone else said this, I would stop and think about it. But what you said is 100% polite."
"I'm really serious this time." Shao Si rubbed his waist, "I didn't sleep in the right position in the car just now, my waist was flaring."
Chen Yang:"… "
Shao Si: "I stand slowly."
Gu Yanzhou's ancient costume was completely different from usual, his long black hair was tied up, probably because he had already rested at night and the incident happened suddenly, his clothes were not neatly dressed, and the neckline was a little messy.
The little prince was originally frowning, but when he saw him coming, he waved his hand anxiously in the air twice, until his uncle reached out to hold him, then he calmed down, as if he had found something to rely on: " Uncle Emperor... you are here."
The actor who plays the Little Prince is a young artist who has grown rapidly in the past two years. He looks good and has great acting skills.
If he hadn't been suppressed by Shao Si last time, he might have won the Best Actor award.
"Well, here I come."
Gu Yanzhou took the bowl from the hand of the palace maid, fearing that he would get hot after eating it, so he lowered his head and blew it twice before feeding it to him: "I heard that you haven't eaten all day, you can't go on like this, your body is critical."
The little prince blinked, but still didn't let go of his hand, he held it tightly and said, "Uncle Emperor, I had a dream. I dreamed that I might not live long. My soul is floating in the sky... Uncle Emperor, I cry I called you, I kept calling your name, but you never looked back."
Gu Yanzhou said: "I've always been here, I'm right here, don't be afraid."
Shao Si didn't understand how to shoot this show to get ratings.
Now he knows.
Just one word: base.
The line gay is gay.
And this atmosphere, is lighting so ambiguous
They continued to perform over there. Chen Yang opened the lunch box and took a look: "You did all of this? Good craftsmanship, Yanzhou told me this morning that he was waiting to see you open your eyes and talk nonsense in the end." They can't come back."
"..."
Shao Si said with a blank expression: "I'm overwhelmed, I bought it."
After more than ten minutes, the director raised his hands high and called out, "Cut."
Before the director finished speaking, Gu Yanzhou immediately let go of the other party's hand, took two steps back, and kept a slightly distant distance.
The director bent down slightly, watched the replay, then raised his head and said, "Okay, that's the end of the Yanzhou scene. Everyone stop what you're doing—listen to me, thank you very much this time." Actor Gu took the time out of his busy schedule to come here and solved our urgent need."
"Originally, another actor was appointed for the role of Uncle Huang, but that person was temporarily unable to participate in the role." Chen Yang explained, "Director Huang supported Yanzhou at the beginning, although it was just a matter of little effort, Director Huang may not even remember it. , but Yanzhou always remembers."
Shao Siyi pointed out: "Well, he has always had a good memory. But his ability to hold grudges is stronger."
Chen Yang didn't quite understand: "Huh?"
"It happened a few days ago, I don't even bother to talk about it, it's too embarrassing."
A few days ago, Li Guangzong sent a resource link and told him mysteriously that it was a good thing. Shao Si happened to be lying on the sofa and chewing on an apple. He was in a good mood, so he clicked on the download.
[Your father Shao]: What the hell is this.
[Li Guangzong]: Hey, a colorful little movie.
[Your father Shao]:
When Gu Yanzhou came out after taking a shower, he called him to take a shower. The video had just finished downloading. He lay there for a while and dawdled: "Two more minutes... just two minutes. Why are you in a hurry, I'm not going to wash it for you."
Gu Yanzhou threw the towel away: "I don't know who has so many problems, and I don't want to touch it without taking a bath, and I don't want to wash it together."
Shao Si: "I'm not an idiot. I took a shower with you, and you pushed me into the bathtub and fucked me?"
Gu Yanzhou: "Yes."
Shao Si glanced at him, a little surprised by his brazen behavior: "Huh?—Are you okay?"
Gu Yanzhou was noncommittal.
Shao Si has the habit of fast-forwarding when watching things, skipping the opening titles, and dragging directly to the middle, where two big men appear naked in the center of the screen: "..."
Gu Yanzhou returned to the bathroom, threw the wet towel that he had wiped his hair into the washing machine, and when he returned to the living room, he felt something was wrong: "What sound, what are you looking at?"
There was no disturbance on Shao Si's face: "Pornography."
Gu Yanzhou was equally calm: "Oh."
Shao Si sat up, left half of the seat for him, and patted the sofa cushion beside him: "Want to watch together?"
So the two got together and watched for a while with both faces paralyzed.
"The acting is not very good, the voice is too fake, I suggest asking for a post-dubbing."
"I just have a question, does anyone really use this kind of thing to jerk off?"
"..."
Shao Si looked at it for a few minutes and found it meaningless, so it's better to go take a bath.
Before he left, he turned his head and asked politely, "Are you hard?"
Gu Yanzhou: "No, how about you?"
Shao Si: "Me neither."
"You don't need any film, just look at you and I'll be hard. If you don't believe me, touch it." Gu Yanzhou said, he really grabbed Shao Si's hand and pulled it down his lower body, and asked, "Have you touched it?"
Shao Si immediately sat up straight, and shook off his hands: "...you must be sick."
Originally, the 'watching movie incident' ended peacefully, but Shao Si went back to his room to get his clothes, and when he walked to the bathroom, he didn't know what was going on in his mind, then he stopped and said thoughtfully: " Gu Yanzhou, I feel like he is a little older than you."
Gu Yanzhou looked at him with a dark face.
However, Shao Si didn't know it, so he stretched out his hand to draw the thickness and length: "It's the one in the movie just now."
"Come here," Gu Yanzhou suddenly smiled and waved to him, "Come here."
Shao Si entered the bathroom and slammed the door: "I'm not stupid."
Later, Li Guangzong proudly called over to ask for credit: "How was it, did you have a very passionate night last night? I will share something good with you in the future."
Shao Si: "If your male god forces me to use a tape measure to measure his genitals to prove that he is 'big', it is considered passion, well, last night was quite passionate—I won't ask you why you have such resources, Give you a little face."
Li Guangzong: "..." What did he hear
Shao Si: "I really wanted to castrate him at the time. Fuck, forget it and skip it, do you want to know the size?"
Li Guangzong: "What? Why the fuck should I know?"
"Don't you fans like to pay attention to your idol's height, weight, finger length, and what size shoes you wear?"
Li Guangzong almost wanted to kneel down to him: "You are really my father, I am very concerned about these, but the size of the genitals is not included!"
"Also, it's not what you think. I haven't seen this stuff, it's all given by your fans," Li Guangzong said, "If you don't read private messages, they will send them to me. I can't live up to their good intentions." , I can’t pretend I didn’t see it when I saw it.”
Chen Yang scratched his head in this room, still weighing the word 'restraint'.
Shao Si patted him on the shoulder: "It's nothing, don't think about it. I'll go directly to the dressing room and wait for him. It just so happens that he's going to change clothes later, so tell him. The air here is too stuffy, so I'll go out to get some air. "
Gu Yanzhou bowed slightly to the staff present, then raised his eyes, only to see the back of his ancestor slipping out.
He stared at it twice, and then said a few polite words: "I have been taken care of by many people in the group these two days, and everyone has worked hard. I hope that the subsequent filming will go smoothly, and we will have the opportunity to cooperate again."
There was a burst of applause from below.
The dressing room is very large, and there are several rows of costumes, all kinds of styles.
As soon as Gu Yanzhou pushed the door open, he saw Shao Si leaning against the wall with his legs crossed, bored. He walked over and said, "Back pain?"
Shao Si stared at the phone screen without raising his eyes: "Well... change your clothes and come over to eat."
Gu Yanzhou said: "No hurry, come here, I'll rub it for you."
Shao Si didn't hesitate, he walked over and stood in front of him. Let Gu Yanzhou lift up the hem of his clothes little by little, and then cover his palms up, warning in advance: "Gu Yanzhou, don't take the opportunity to play hooligans."
"What are you thinking, I'm not such a beast." Gu Yanzhou gently pinched Shao Si's waist with his fingertips, and said, "Where does it hurt?... How did you sleep, you can flash up to your waist."
Shao Si led his hand and moved it to his lower back: "Here. Li Guangzong, that idiot, braked so hard that I was almost thrown out."
Gu Yanzhou didn't say anything on the surface, but Li Guangzong received a text message from the male god that night, with a few words clearly written on it: If you have time, go improve your driving skills.
Li Guangzong: "..."
The day when Xiao Huangying's condition improved was exactly the time when Shao Si went to Dao Fang to try the mirror for the second time.
Director Fang turned over the personal resume of the last auditioned actor, put it in the storage basket marked with the brand 'Unqualified', and placed it neatly, and then saw the name written on the next resume : Shao Si.
Director Fang frowned: "It's him again?"
The assistant next to him came up and asked, "Is there any question?"
Director Fang narrowed his eyes slightly, not knowing what he was thinking, whether it was appreciation or other emotions, and finally said: "It's nothing. It's just this role. There is really no one else except him for the second trial. Forget it." , let him in."