Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Chapter 29

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"What's the hook?" Shao Si paused and stood still.

The corner of Gu Yanzhou's mouth twitched lightly: "It's nothing."

Then the two looked at each other for a long time, Gu Yanzhou leaned on the back of the chair without changing his face.

Seeing his calm expression, Shao Si was not sure if he heard right just now.

At this time, Gu Yanzhou stood up again, he raised his hand and rolled off the cuff of the shirt that was folded up, and said, "I'll pay the bill."

"Okay, I'll please."

As they talked, they started fighting for each other.

Gu Yanzhou walked in front, Shao Si first pulled his arm, but the effect was minimal.

Seeing that Gu Yanzhou was about to take out the money, Shao Si passed his hand through his waist in a hurry, as if he was hugging him, but Shao Si himself didn't know it, and kept saying: "Gu Yanzhou, don't force me what."

"..." Gu Yanzhou froze in place, not knowing whether to let go or not.

Shao Si followed his hand, touched the wallet in his left pocket, and then held it down with his hand. He thought he was clever enough to restrain Gu Yanzhou, and then used his free hand to rummage through the money in his trouser pocket.

Gu Yanzhou turned his head, and from his height, he could just see Shao Si's large neckline that could be turned into an off-the-shoulder outfit by accident.

Recently, winter has begun, and the temperature has dropped sharply. And this person seemed not afraid of the cold, always dressed loosely and thinly.

In fact, Shao Si has mentioned this issue to his stylist many times, he doesn't want to dress so flirtatiously, and the important thing is...it's really cold.

However, every time the stylist sister would just point at his nose and scold him: "It's so annoying, you don't understand fashion at all!"

"If the fashion you're talking about is supported by warm stickers, I don't quite understand." Shao Si was playing a game at the time, stopped and asked her seriously, "Lisa, in this weather, can you stop being a monster?" ?”

Ms. Lisa, the stylist, emphasized on the spot that she was wearing a miniskirt without a base layer, and her legs were bare: "What kind of weather is this? Where is it cold?"

Shao Si was silent for a long time, and could only say one sentence: "... Are you women monsters?"

In the end, it was Gu Yanzhou who paid the bill. Shao Si was going to put the money on the proprietress's desk, but he looked at the proprietress with a half-smile and ambiguous eyes.

Shao Si: "..."

Instead, Gu Yanzhou took out the card and calmly handed it over: "Swipe the card, thank you."

The proprietress took it with a smile, and no matter what she did, she never took her eyes off the two of them. It wasn't until she handed the card back again that she finally couldn't help but say, "You guys want to be happy."

Gu Yanzhou: "..."

Shao Si: "... Did you also misunderstand something?"

The proprietress bent down and took out the camera from the cabinet. She looked like the type who often took photos with celebrities. She avoided answering Shao Si's question and said, "Can I take a photo with you? I am a fan of Director Wang."

Shao Si conveniently pinched Gu Yanzhou's waist, and secretly asked: "Is this fan's relationship a little far away?"

But Gu Yanzhou just nodded slightly to the proprietress and said: "Sorry, it's not convenient today, and I still have things to do. I hope you can understand, and I will definitely do it another day."

The proprietress looks about forty or fifty years old. This store has been in the movie theater for many years, so she is not the kind of ignorant outsider.

She smiled when she heard the words, and didn't have much reaction, she just put down the camera with regret: "Okay, come again next time."

When the two young men walked out of the store, the proprietress picked up the mobile phone and dialed: "Ninny, I saw the two young men you talked about all day, are they married? Hugging the waist of another little boy... Who is hugging whom? I can't recognize who is who."

There was a bit of noise on the other end of the phone, and after a while, a girl's excited voice came out from the noise: "Mom, did you really see it? Did you take a picture for me? The one who looks colder is Father Shao. It's easy to recognize!" "

The proprietress thought for a while: "There is no cold one..."

"No way," the girl called '囡囡' was silent for a while, "... Could this be the power of love?"

Love shit.

This is the power to rush to pay the bills.

Shao Si still has principles in his life. Brothers have to be clear about their accounts. It's okay for him to ask others to pay the bills. Once he asks others to pay the bills, he will habitually feel uncomfortable.

Li Guangzong, who is Shao Si's manager, knows this problem very well. Sometimes he advances money to buy a bottle of water for Shao's father, and his family's Shao father will not forget to return the two steel coins to him.

When there is no steel coin, just throw away the whole money, and throw as much as you have on your body.

Finally, one time Li Guangzong just took two or three steps to help him bring an ice cream, but received a huge sum of one hundred yuan, and the other party waved his hand and told him not to look for it indifferently.

Li Guangzong is also a man with a lot of backbone occasionally, so he didn't ask for that one hundred.

As a result, Shao Si seriously planned to transfer money to Alipay.

So now he could hear someone arguing in the corridor from afar, and when he walked out two steps to open the door, he heard Shao Si calling his male god's name.

"Gu Yanzhou!"

Shao Si walked backwards, faced Gu Yanzhou in front of him, and emphasized: "AA, there is no need to discuss."

Gu Yanzhou seemed to be watching his family's pet making trouble in front of him without reason, he didn't say anything, he just grabbed Shao Si when he was walking backwards and was about to bump into something, dragged him back and reprimanded him, "Walk well."

"..."

Standing at the door, Li Guangzong was in a complicated mood. He hurriedly stepped forward and stopped Shao Si: "What are you doing, why are you arguing with Gu Yingdi? It's getting worse and worse."

Shao Si: "I didn't argue with him."

Li Guangzong didn't care what he said, he only focused on apologizing to the male god: "Sorry to make you laugh, in fact, our Shao Si is not like this on weekdays, he is a very sensible child, mature and stable... don't have any misunderstandings .”

Shao Si said coolly from the side: "It's not noisy."

Li Guangzong glared at him: "You can pull it down."

... against you.

In the end, Gu Yanzhou clarified that there was no quarrel, and Li Guangzong stuffed his heart back into his stomach.

Leaving aside that Gu Yanzhou is his male god, as far as the relationship between the two of them is now, it's really not easy for them to be against each other.

He knows Shao Si very well, if you really hit his bottom line, he won't care who the opponent is, he just jumps up and beats him up. Just like when Qi Ming was beaten until the bridge of his nose was broken.

Not long after, Chen Yang also rushed over, carrying a few cups of coffee that he had brought for them.

Several people were looking at different materials in the lounge. Shao Si's legs were raised, and a thick copy of "Introduction to Chinese Opera" was spread out on his lap.

While drinking coffee, Li Guangzong suddenly remembered something: "Father, do you remember the meeting the day before yesterday?"

Shao Si tilted his head slightly: "What?"

"Live streaming—" Li Guangzong jumped up from his seat, "Three hours of live streaming every month."

When he spoke, the volume was not well controlled, it was quite loud, and Chen Yang and Gu Yanzhou couldn't help but look at him immediately.

"Sorry to bother you." After finishing speaking, Li Guangzong pulled Shao Si up, "Come on, let's go out and talk... This new rule seems to be implemented from this month, but it's already the end of the month..."

Shao Si followed behind him with sloppy footsteps, narrowing his eyes impatiently: "Why don't I remember what the live broadcast is?"

Li Guangzong was angry: "You have the nerve to say that you have been spraying pesticides!"

Shao Si stopped talking immediately.

As a result, the two walked to the door of the toilet, Shao Si leaned against the wall and waited for Li Guangzong to read the memo. After a few minutes, they finally had to face a huge problem.

"There is no problem with the hard live broadcast, and there is no problem with the three-hour live broadcast volume a month. But no matter how you think about it, it shouldn't be implemented from this month. Today is already the 29th."

Faced with Li Guangzong's complaints, Shao Si seemed much calmer. He raised his wrist to look at his watch: "There is still half an hour before the training camp continues, why don't we broadcast it now?"

Li Guangzong: "What about the rest?"

Shao Si scratched his hair, with no expression on his face, but his tone was very serious: "You said that I live live at night and sleep, will they be happy to watch it?"

Li Guangzong: "..."

It's exactly eleven o'clock at noon.

The scandal between Shao Si and Gu Yanzhou was already full of turmoil, and it was not clear or clear.

However, when the live broadcast of "Entertainment Hey Fantian" squatted at the intersection of the safe passage in the studio in the morning, interviewing the two parties, the wind direction changed instantly.

- What the hell is this? Is this stealing the show? I really want to laugh.

— Strong publicity, very good, I am convinced. By the way, this feeling of cp is really overflowing the screen.

—Stop talking about the two upstairs, let's talk about "The Mask".

——Hahahahaha, the one who talks about the mask, stop and don't go away!

So when Shao Si hid in the innermost compartment of the toilet and started the live broadcast without warning, everyone exploded again.

Viewership has skyrocketed.

After a few minutes, many people have started to get stuck on a black screen.

Shao Si sat on the toilet seat with his legs bent. Due to his mild myopia and the comments swiping too fast, he had to get closer and squint his eyes to look at the screen.

Countless 'marriages' and 'Gu Yanzhou', like two lightning bolts, kept passing before his eyes.

"Can you silence this?" Shao Si was tired of watching, and frowned, "What's wrong?"

Li Guangzong's voice came through the door: "No, don't mess around."

As soon as the word 'forbidden' came out, the comments all became: let's talk about "Mask".

- "The Mask" is really a milestone in the history of modern literature.

—Yes, that is really an unsurpassable legend.

—I personally think that the most prominent part of it is the extravagance and progression of surrealism, and the use of timeline crossing is very clever, incorporating absurd elements into reality.

—… I'm sorry I can't make it up.

Shao Si is usually busy with work, so he seldom interacts with them, especially in a place like Weibo where there is a lot of chaos.

At this time, he noticed a comment asking where he was, saying that the tiles behind Papa Shao felt that something was wrong, and whether it was in a new room scene built by the crew.

—White tiles, this must be act forty-six, everyone turned the book to page 120, and there were three white tiles on this page.

— The God of Technology upstairs.

—Are we crazy, with such a strong literary atmosphere

— Not much to say that Taobao has placed an order, and I will fight you after I read this book.

Shao Si held up his mobile phone and showed millions of people a tour of this small toilet, and finally focused on himself sitting on the toilet seat: "... Can you see clearly?"

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