Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Chapter 64

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When Gu Yanzhou's words were analyzed literally, it was a complete insult to Shao Si's personality. However, when these words were paired with his voice, it sounded completely different.

... This is probably the only advantage of men with good voices.

This sentence was repeated in Shao Si's ears several times before he realized it. He half sat up and said, "Are you trying to break up the relationship?"

"In no mood."

"I was wrong and I apologize."

Gu Yanzhou was quite flexible. He held his mobile phone and said as he walked along, greeted several staff members passing by, and then stopped by the window of the corridor: "Then I would like to ask the thirty people who are no different to be buried here. Have you eaten during the hour?"

Shao Si rubbed his stomach, Gu Yanzhou didn't say he didn't feel it, but when he said he really felt a little hungry, he thought for a while and said: "... Li Ji's big fried dumplings?"

"Which meal is this?"

"Let's think about it." Shao Si was a little sleepy, "it was probably yesterday's breakfast."

"You're quite capable," Gu Yanzhou's tone was a little subtle, he raised his hand to loosen the button of his shirt, his face was expressionless, "The way you sleep is really no different from being buried."

Shao Si: "What should I say, Cheng Yi?"

In the end, Gu Yanzhou left a sentence, "Stay at home obediently, eat something to fill your stomach first" and then hung up the phone.

Shao Si grabbed the phone, thinking: The tone is so indifferent... Gu Yanzhou is angry

Why is he angry

Shao Si thought he was sleeping soundly but he didn't get angry when he called him on the phone, why was he so angry

"I'm so fucking hungry," Shao Si lay down, turned over on the bed, stretched one foot across the outside of the bed, exposing the ankle and a small part of the leg, buried his face in the pillow and said to himself, "But I'm too lazy to get out of bed..."

Shao Si struggled in his heart for a long time, and in the end he still threw Gu Yanzhou's words out of his mind, and fell asleep again in a daze.

But this time he didn't sleep for long, about two hours later, he was woken up again by the doorbell.

Shao Si huddled under the quilt, covered his head with the quilt, and resisted tenaciously for two minutes. In the end, he still had no choice but to get out of bed barefoot and walk out. As he opened the door, he said, "Who?! I can't see the note pasted on the door, I'm blind..."

As soon as the door opened, Gu Yanzhou stood outside carrying two heat preservation boxes.

He was holding an A4-sized note in his hand. This piece of paper was originally pasted on the door, and on it there were five big characters: Don't make noise, I'm not at home.

Shao Si's voice stopped abruptly: "Why are you here?"

"Go back and put on your shoes." Gu Yanzhou pointed to Shao Si's bare feet, then put the heat preservation box in his hand on the counter at the entrance, "Why are you running barefoot?"

Shao Si didn't bother to go back, so he sat directly on the sofa, bent his legs, stepped on the sofa, huddled up, and squinted at him: "What are you doing here? You don't even say hello, and you're a vicious person when you come."

Gu Yanzhou was almost lost his temper by him: "Am I fierce?"

Shao Si: "Do you want me to take a mirror for you?"

In fact, Gu Yanzhou didn't yell at him, and he didn't have a cold face, but Shao Si just felt that the man in front of him was a little emotional.

… intuition.

Gu Yanzhou did have emotions, he was angry that he didn't know how to take good care of himself. Looking at him like that, he knew that he didn't take what he said earlier to heart, and he must have hung up the phone again and continued to sleep, so there was no need to worry about padding his stomach.

Although he had expected this a long time ago, he was still a little angry when he saw it with his own eyes.

But Shao Si was very at ease, as if the sky would fall and he wouldn't move - this person was nestled on the sofa, and he didn't know how to find him such a comfortable position. Her hair was messed up, a few strands of hair on the top of her head were still standing up, her collar was loose, her long legs were curled up, and she was obviously still asleep.

"Okay, I'm fierce." Gu Yanzhou walked around after finishing speaking, "Where are your shoes?"

Shao Si narrowed his eyes and yawned, and said vaguely: "In a very far away place, don't worry about it."

Gu Yanzhou looked at him with a half-smile.

Seeing his expression, Shao Si thought that if he fought with him, he would not be his opponent, so he pointed to the opposite side with his hand: "The bedroom."

Shao Si's house is kept very clean, with a simple decoration style, but there are some things in every room - all messy things, such as beanbags, electric walkers, and some unidentifiable things.

"What is this?" Gu Yanzhou couldn't hold back, and used two fingers to pick up the 'sack-like' object filled with cotton wool in the corner.

Shao Si was brushing his teeth in the bathroom. He poked his head out and took a look, then said with a toothbrush in his mouth, "Explosive sleeping bag, this sleeping bag has been very popular in Japan a few years ago, what does its advertisement say - wear It can lie down and sleep anywhere."

Gu Yanzhou loosened his two fingers: "You also buy this kind of thing?"

"I bought them online, so I just read the advertisements and didn't look carefully at the others. I bought four of them at once. Only after I bought them did I realize that I couldn't wear them at all." Shao Si organized his words and said without changing his face, "It's really ugly. "

Gu Yanzhou thought to himself: Not only is it ugly, it's downright stupid.

"What about this?" Gu Yanzhou lightly kicked the electronic device on the ground with the tip of his toe, about the size of two feet, "I know it's a walker, why do you put so much on it?"

This kind of walker like a big disc can often be seen on the street or in the park. When it is started, the two taillights flash behind it. As long as people stand on it, they can walk forward automatically. .

Shao Si's memories of it were obviously worse than those of those sleeping bags. He brushed his teeth silently for half a minute, then rinsed his mouth, and when he wiped his mouth with a towel, he replied in a muffled voice: "This is quite useful. Easy to use, but easy to scratch the floor."

At that time, he made a difficult decision, and finally reason prevailed. After he asked someone to replace the scratched floors, these walkers have been left unused in the room.

Life is probably like this, and it will always be different from what you expected.

These things are basically the orders he made when he was idle at home when he was on vacation, although these things under the banner of "Lazy Man's Artifact" are actually not smart at all, most of them are tasteless.

Gu Yanzhou leaned against the door of the bathroom, watched him wash his face and said, "Why don't you buy a wheelchair?"

After Shao Si wiped his face, he hung the towel back to its original position: "I'm not disabled."

"Like a disability." After Gu Yanzhou finished speaking, he looked him up and down again: "Your self-positioning is a bit off."

Shao Si raised his sleeves: "Do you want to fight?"

In the end, Gu Yanzhou pressed the back of his head from behind, and pushed him into the dining room: "Okay, go eat quickly, it will be cold if you don't eat any more."

When Gu Yanzhou entered the door, the two insulated boxes in his hand contained several kinds of meals.

The food was quite to his liking. A while ago when we were in the mask crew, we often ate together. Gu Yanzhou knew exactly what Shao Si liked to eat and what he didn't like.

Picky eaters, sweet taste.

Although he likes spicy food, he can't actually eat much. Every time he is so spicy, he keeps drinking water without changing his expression, and only sticks out his tongue twice when people are not paying attention.

Shao Si took two bites and felt that something was wrong.

He has never been the kind of person who would take other people's kindness calmly. If there is no way to respond, the relationship between the two should not be placed on an unequal balance.

It's as if he took advantage of someone, which is very annoying.

Why did the original set of principles become invalid after this object became Gu Yanzhou. He didn't just throw people out directly.

Shao Si thought about it... This meal is 80% full.

"Are you going to record "Go Forward" in two days?" Gu Yanzhou swiped the phone screen twice, then raised his head.

"Brave Forward" is the variety show that Qi Ming accepted for him, which focuses on survival and adventure in the wild. The basic link is to arrange the artists to go camping in the mountains with tents. There are three teams in total, each team has a captain. The program team will distribute wrong/correct maps, compass, and various necessities to them. They have two days and two nights Hurry up, whichever team goes out first will win.

It is also the most watched variety show at the moment.

"Well, the scripts have all been sent over." Shao Si put down his chopsticks and said, "I haven't memorized yet."

Shao Si didn't like variety shows very much before, and he seriously suspected that Qi Ming's methods of manipulating people were all learned from variety shows. All character designs must be arranged in advance. If the program team wants you to be an academic master, you have to memorize the answer in advance when he asks a question. When recording, go up and solve the problem calmly, and the other guests will collectively be like mentally retarded'wow ' Worshiped loudly.

After getting the reply, Gu Yanzhou nodded and did not speak.

In just two days of rest, Shao Si fell asleep like this.

Gu Yanzhou would come over every now and then to deliver meals, and once he delivered, Shao Si would transfer him once on Alipay.

At first, Gu Yanzhou called directly, and asked him what he meant in a dangerous tone.

Later, the number of times increased, and Gu Yanzhou simply spent time with Shao Si. If you transfer one thousand, I will transfer back to you two thousand, and the transfers are endless.

The daily transfer limit of the bank card was exhausted after several times of back and forth.

Shao Si applied for a truce, but was rejected.

He originally thought it was over, but Gu Yanzhou was so ruthless, he changed seven or eight bank cards in a row, and each of them transferred him to the full limit.

The notification sound kept beeping without playing.

[Shaw Si]: Alright! I surrender! you win!

However, Gu Yanzhou ignored him, and still transferred money to him without playing:

[System prompt: Gu Yanzhou transfers 50,000 yuan to you.]

[System prompt: Gu Yanzhou transfers 50,000 yuan to you.]

[Shao Si]: Fuck, You win!

[System prompt: Gu Yanzhou transfers 50,000 yuan to you.]

[Shaw Si]:...

After a few minutes, Gu Yanzhou replied to him:

[Gu Yanzhou]: Will you transfer the money to me next time, little ancestor

[Shaw Si]:...

[Shao Si]: You are cruel.

In the end, Shao Si curled up on the sofa, staring at the hundreds of thousands in the balance, lost in thought.

Do you want to find a few more banks to apply for a card when you go out

Soon came the day of recording the sixth episode of the second season of "Bravely Forward". This episode invited many important guests, besides Shao Si, An Yin and Yang Yu were also there. There are a total of twelve people, each in a team of four.

As soon as Shao Si entered the dressing room, An Yin took the initiative to greet him: "Long time no see."

Shao Si sat beside her, letting the makeup artist hold his chin from behind to sweep the foundation: "Long time no see, how are you doing?"

An Yin smiled: "Very good."

An Yin's appearance is not outstanding, there are many beauties in the entertainment industry, there are many people prettier than her, but her appearance is highly recognizable. Narrow and long phoenix eyes, classical appearance, and rounded features, each part looks ordinary when taken apart, but when put together, it is unforgettable.

Before Shao Si probed her, An Yin took the initiative to ask: "We may have to cooperate again this time. The male protagonist who will be a couple for a lifetime has decided on you. Am I right?"

Shao Si was noncommittal, neither admitted nor denied. He opened his eyes and looked at the makeup mirror in front of him: "I'm quite surprised that you will accept this drama. I have the impression that you have always been very strict in choosing scripts."

An Yin didn't know why he said that, and was taken aback: "Ah?"

"I read the script." An Yin smiled again, her smile was different from other actresses, maybe because of her single eyelid, her eyes were blurred, "This story is really good, I like it very much. Look In the end, when Lin Mu jumped into the abyss because of Xue Yuer, I cried. At that time, I told my agent, okay, just pick this script."

Shao Si quickly made a deduction in his heart. It seems that An Yin didn't know it. He was thinking about how to remind her, when he heard a 'bang' sound from the side, something fell to the ground, and then the man's furious voice:

"—What are you doing? It takes so much force to comb your hair? If it doesn't work, get someone else."

It was Yang Yu, who was scolding the makeup artist impatiently.

It's completely different from An Yin's hard work for six or seven years before he got his head out. Yang Yu became famous at a young age, and he was obviously at the age of a little fresh meat, but he behaved like an old man. He didn't learn anything else. sets. His reputation in the industry has never been very good, and everyone in the industry knows this very well. If it is not necessary, basically no one is willing to deal with him.

Shao Si was not familiar with him, so he could vaguely feel that Yang Yu's attitude towards him was different from others, even with some malice - especially this time he was only the second male, and was overwhelmed by Shao Si again. .

The eyes of Shao Si and Yang Yu met in the air for two seconds, and then they glanced away.

It happened that Qi Ming came in from the outside with two assistants, and found that the atmosphere was not right, he handed Yang Yu a cigarette to smooth things over: "Brother Yu, what's the matter?"

Yang Yu took the cigarette, and Qi Ming bent over to light it for him, and then he openly smoked it in the dressing room, puffing and saying: "Young man, you're a slut."

Qi Ming chatted with him a few more words, gave him enough face, and then returned to Shao Si's side.

In case he came over again and made a fuss, Shao Si just closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

[Why is he so humble? ] The system doesn't quite understand, [Isn't he very attractive. ]

[... shit. ]

Whether Qi Ming pulls or not is different. His attitude depends on your use. Once he feels that you are of no help to him, he can tear you apart in a blink of an eye.

For people like Yang Yu, there is no harm in getting in touch with him more. Maybe this relationship chain will be used someday. For Qi Ming, this is like a professional instinct, quickly judge everyone around him, prescribe the right medicine, and never let anyone go.

Rather than saying that he is managing an artist, it is better to say that he is trying his best to manage himself.

He can't be the company's trump manager forever, even if he loses this job, the network of contacts he has developed will not fail no matter where he goes.

The shooting started soon. After putting on their makeup, they followed the director's staff to the designated venue. According to the script, they walked onto the red carpet and appeared one after another.

An Yin, Yang Yu, Huang Jiajia, Ruan Xiaosu, Wan Lei...

Shao Si counted them one by one, and found that including him, there were only eleven people in total.

Who is worse

"Shao Si, wait a moment, you are the last to appear on stage," the director sat not far away with a small speaker to monitor the whole screen, and commanded, "Come on, An Yin and Yang Yu go first, you two hold hands, I count Three times, you go over and stand behind Wan Lei... three, two, one."

According to the order in which all two pairs played, he should also have a partner.

Shao Si stood still and thought about it: Could it be that this is special treatment

The truth is, however, that he was thinking too much.

Because half a minute later, Shao Si's shoulders were grabbed from behind, and a familiar voice came from next to his ear: "Sorry, I'm late."

"..." Gu Yanzhou? !

Isn't the person who came here the famous Movie Emperor Gu? An Yin and the others who had already finished walking the carpet on the opposite side couldn't help but exclaimed, "Film Emperor Gu...?"

"It's really him, hasn't he never participated in variety shows?"

"Yeah, he never participated in variety shows..."

Even Yang Yu was a little restless, frequently watching this side.

Gu Yanzhou said sorry not only to Shao Si, but also to all the staff of the director team. He walked in a hurry today, and his schedule was very full. He should have been running all the way when he got off the car just now, which caused him to speak a little out of breath.

He was wearing a long black coat today with a shirt underneath. The only thing that was different from usual was probably his hairstyle. Shao Si had discovered a long time ago that Gu Yanzhou's hair had grown a bit during this period, and he hadn't cut it short any longer. He had bangs on his forehead that didn't raise his eyes, parted in the middle.

Shao Si was so close to him, the tips of his ears were hot and itchy from his breathing.

"There is an impromptu meeting in the morning," Gu Yanzhou lowered his head slightly, and whispered in his ear, "I've left you alone."

When Shao Si saw him, apart from 'this guy looks a little more handsome today than yesterday', there was only one inexplicable thought in his mind: "How many bank cards do you have in total?"

Gu Yanzhou: "What?"

Shao Si said again: "I drove out yesterday and got eight tickets."

"..."

Shao Si patted Gu Yanzhou on the shoulder, and wrote the gauntlet: "The fact that I went to all the major banks in the city made headlines this morning. I will not easily admit defeat in this battle."