Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Chapter 66

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In the end, Gu Yanzhou won the question. He folded the calculation paper twice and handed it to Shao Si: "I told you B, but you didn't listen."

Shao Si took it and unfolded the paper again, and found that Gu Yanzhou had already marked the step he made a mistake in, which was a small triangle.

"..." Shao Si was silent for a while, and said, "I thought you were bluffing me."

Gu Yanzhou: "You think I'm you?"

After taking a satisfactory shot, Director Hu continued to urge him unhurriedly: "Okay, your team, if you go overtime, you will be deducted points. Can you be more disciplined and organized? Come here and report to the team leader."

When it was Group B's turn, there were quite a few scenes in their group, and they were fighting to the death.

Qin Shaojue: "I really want to be the team leader, brothers, please give me a chance."

"No, no, no tricks, and neither can Wan Lei. He, you know, when I recorded "Secret Mission" with him last time, he was really good at dragging his teammates down. I asked him to put the card Give it to me, he just ran away. He also said everywhere that I was a traitor, believe me, Wan Leige's decision-making ability is really poor."

"You can't choose Xiao Qi either. Xiao Qi is less reliable than Shao Jue. He always thinks he's smart and digs holes for himself. If he becomes the captain, I'm afraid our entire team will be led into the ditch by him. "

Such an ordinary link, I don't know if it was brought by Shao Si and the others, everyone rolled up their sleeves and tried their best to grab the show.

"Director, this Best Actor Gu can really bring out the atmosphere." The assistant whispered from the side, "I was worried that Best Actor Gu didn't have much experience before. Looking at it this way, our ratings for this episode will definitely explode."

Director Hu rubbed his chin: "Yes, this issue is definitely going to be a hit. But I didn't think so when I read the rumors on the Internet before, but now that I look at it like this-don't say it, these two people have a sense of CP."

The assistant followed Director Hu's words and looked over. Gu Yanzhou and Shao Si didn't know what they were talking about. Shao Si looked very angry, but Gu Yanzhou looked doting on him.

... like teasing a cat.

The process of selecting the captain went smoothly, and it took double the time. When they got everything ready and lined up for the bus, something happened again.

Voiceover from the director’s team: “Because the bus we rented had an accidental tire blowout on the road, you have to find a way to reach Wuyang Mountain by yourself. I’m very sorry. We will give each group a hundred yuan as compensation. At three o’clock in the afternoon, we will See you at Gate 2, Wuyang Mountain."

"What the hell? A flat tire on the bus?"

"A hundred yuan is not enough to take a taxi, and we have to eat...it's already noon."

Amidst the chattering voices around, Gu Yanzhou accepted the funds distributed by the staff, calmly: "I have heard that this program group is very poor, it seems to be true."

An Yin smiled and said, "No wonder my friends reminded me to remember to hide some money with me before I came here."

Shao Si looked at her; "Then did you hide?"

An Yin: "...Of course not, this is a foul, and if found out, you will be expelled."

At this time, Yang Yu, who hadn't spoken much, took the initiative to open his mouth and suggested, "I suggest that the money should be divided equally, and everyone should get some, so that it will be more convenient to act."

After he finished speaking, seeing everyone staring at him, he took the trouble to explain a few more sentences: "I mean, there might be some accidents, if they get separated..."

Shao Si could see clearly, and thought: Who is it convenient for? It is convenient for him to escape by himself.

The calculation in Yang Yu's mind was really well done, and he had been thinking about it ever since the director team finished saying that sentence.

Walking with them, wouldn't I be reduced to a green leaf that sets off the flowers, and Gu Yanzhou will overwhelm me when I talk and do things, so I might as well find an opportunity to "get away" later, so that I can have more scenes.

The four groups of ABCD acted separately, and the shooting of the program group was also divided into four groups.

Shao Si and the others were planning to pick someone to go to the canteen to exchange money, and the four of them gathered on the street rock-paper-scissors.

Shao Si squatted on the edge of the flower bed, wearing a hat to protect himself from the sun, every time he played a boxing game, he would never make a fist for ten thousand years, and there was no suspense in losing.

[You will die if you stretch out two fingers? ] The system said, [From childhood to adulthood, tell yourself, which time have you ever won with rock-paper-scissors. ]

[… still won a few times. ]

System: [There are only a handful of them! ]

Shao Si: [Isn't it smoother to throw fists? ]

[Shut up, Shun,] The system is simply powerless to complain, [Then you can take a few more steps along the way to exchange money, go. ]

Finally, Shao Si put on a mask, walked into the store, took out the one hundred yuan ticket, pushed it against the table and said, "Hi boss, can I trouble you to change the money for me?"

The boss is a middle-aged man with a good personality. He stood up from his seat with a smile: "Yes, no problem, how much do you want to change?"

Out of professional habits, the boss casually checked the money in the banknote detector. Unexpectedly, the banknote detector immediately turned on a red light and began to beep continuously.

Shao Si: "..."

The boss picked up the one hundred yuan bill, pointed it at the light, and then looked at Shao Si with an extremely complicated look: "Young man, why don't you play with me, you can tell it's a counterfeit bill just by looking at it."

After Shao Si got the money, he didn't even look at it, not only him, basically no one would think about it: "Fake?"

—Who would have thought that the program group could be tricked to such an extent

The boss saw that Shao Si's surprise didn't seem to be faked, so he handed the money back, and reminded: "Don't be deceived, and be careful when collecting money next time, look at this There is no security line at all...”

Shao Si seldom uses cash to buy things, and basically uses credit cards. He has always felt that liquid currency is quite dirty... and he really doesn't know the true and false.

So he leaned over and chatted with the owner of the commissary: "What is a safety line?"

"I'll show you one for real," the boss took out one from the drawer and taught enthusiastically, "The one in the middle, do you see it? You can see it when you shine it on the light."

Shao Si nodded: "That's it."

The two chatted about identifying the authenticity of the hundred-yuan bill, and the cameraman secretly filmed at the door, almost laughing.

Gu Yanzhou waited for a long time without seeing anyone come out, thinking that something happened to him, went in and saw that Shao Si and the boss were chatting vigorously across a counter.

"There is also this line, you touch it with your hand, it has a strong concave and convex feeling, you touch it."

"... Well, it seems to be."

Gu Yanzhou stood at the door, didn't go inside, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Shao Si put one hand on the glass counter, turned his head to look at him when he heard the words, and shouted in a drawn-out tone: "Team leader, we have been tricked, this money is counterfeit."

"Fake money?"

"Yeah." Shao Si straightened up and pulled him outside, "It seems we can only go out to clean our faces."

"Let's borrow it from someone." An Yin raised both hands in favor of this plan. "The regulations don't say that you can't ask passers-by for help. We can leave their contact information and return it to them after the recording is over... Team Leader Gu, is this right?" Should the team leader go?"

Gu Yanzhou went out to brush his face, it was so easy.

His popularity is the highest among all of them, even if he is wearing a mask and walking on the road, he can be recognized.

Before Gu Yanzhou could speak, Yang Yu pointed out, "I'll go to the other side to try first."

"Believe it or not, he will automatically leave after a while." Shao Si patted his pants and stood up.

Gu Yanzhou didn't care about Yang Yu: "Let him go."

Shao Si: "You deserve to be the team leader, aren't you being too capricious?"

Gu Yanzhou stretched out his hand towards him, half-coaxing and half-coaxing: "I'm too lazy to bother with him. Come here and go out to beg for food with the team leader."

"...Why do I have to go out to beg with you?"

Although Shao Si said so in his mouth, he still swayed to Gu Yanzhou's side slowly.

An Yin is a girl, so they naturally took good care of them. Gu Yanzhou picked a coffee shop and ordered some desserts for her to sit and eat while waiting.

"Ah, I'm so happy, actor Gu, I'm about to fall in love with you." An Yin picked a seat by the window, looked like a nympho to a plate of desserts, and then changed the subject, "But can I really eat it with confidence? ? I have no other intentions, but there are always many accidents in life, I am afraid that you will not come back."

Shao Si touched his chin and said, "If you are really worried, then just stare at it for a while and stop eating."

An Yin's face turned cold: "...do you know how to chat?"

Brushing his face was surprisingly smooth, Gu Yanzhou was recognized not long after he took off his mask.

The little girl was so excited that she yelled "ahhhhh" like a little sparrow, speechless.

Gu Yanzhou smiled at her, and then made a "shh" gesture: "Hi, it's like this, we are recording a show, and for some reason, we need a little fare..."

The little girl quickly calmed down holding her chest, and said very politely: "How much do you want!"

Shao Si stood next to Gu Yanzhou and looked up the map with his mobile phone: "The cheapest route, we need to take the No. 3 bus from here, get off at the subway station, take the subway to Huanshan Road, and then walk another 500 meters. Seven yuan per person."

The little girl took out several hundred yuan bills, and paused when she heard the number seven yuan.

These two honest idols multiplied the seven yuan according to the number of people, plus An Yin's dessert money, and finally added up to thirty-eight yuan.

"(⊙v⊙) Um..." the little girl said, "This is different from what I usually see on the show. I'm looking to see if I have any change..."

Shao Si talked a lot, and he felt too bored wearing a mask, so he simply raised his hand and put one side down, and reminded with lowered eyes: "Gu Yanzhou, don't forget to ask someone to leave a contact information."

The little girl didn't pay attention to the person behind Gu Yanzhou, but the shock of Gu Yanzhou appearing in front of her was too great.

Now that Shao Si took off half of the mask, she immediately screamed again.

When the two came back from "begging for food", An Yin had already finished her desserts. She raised her hand to look at her wrist, and said with a joke, "It's so late, did you find it hard to brush your face?"

Gu Yanzhou was paying the bill at the front desk, Shao Si sat down opposite An Yin, with a complicated expression: "Well... I met a cp fan, she grabbed me and chatted with Gu Yanzhou for more than ten minutes, wishing us a happy relationship for a hundred years."