Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Chapter 96

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When Shao Si woke up the next day, the first thing he did was to kick Gu Yanzhou out of bed.

Just as Gu Yanzhou wanted to get up, he was hit hard by the pillow again. He tilted his head from the impact, and then grabbed the pillow with his backhand.

Shao Si put on his pants, stood on the bed and looked down at him.

Gu Yanzhou threw the pillow back: "Morning, how was it last night?"

Shao Si: "...what a fart."

Gu Yanzhou nodded: "It's just for fun."

"..."

Don't be ashamed.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you," Shao Si got off the bed with bare feet, and walked to the bathroom, "Go to the side, don't get in the way."

Gu Yanzhou sat on the ground and glanced at the time, it was eight o'clock in the morning. The sun outside is very good, and when the curtains are opened, it is shining in the whole room.

Being able to get up so early, it seems that this person still has an announcement to catch up today.

"Why are you going to sing again?" While Shao Si was brushing his teeth, Gu Yanzhou quietly appeared behind him, with his arms around his waist, not wanting to let him go.

Shao Si rinsed his mouth, covered his face with a towel, and his voice sounded muffled through a layer of fabric: "That's a music festival advertisement, I have to go over and shoot yesterday's scene today... Let go, it's in the way."

Gu Yanzhou hugged him and didn't let go: "What do you want to eat in the morning?"

"At your level, you can make a boiled egg even if you die." Shao Si hung up the towel after washing his face, put his hand on Gu Yanzhou's, and then opened his fingers bit by bit. , "The point is that I'm going to be late, and the alarm clock I set was originally seven o'clock. I'll have breakfast with Li Guangzong in the car—don't look at me, it's useless if you look at me."

Gu Yanzhou heaved a sigh of relief: "Okay, we'll have dinner together when you come back tonight."

Shao Si peeled off his collar on his own, and focused on looking left and right in the mirror. There were a few ambiguous marks on his neck that people couldn't ignore: "... Gu Yanzhou, I told you not to gnaw on the neck."

Gu Yanzhou raised his hand and touched the area: "I can't help it, I can't help it."

I still have to be on camera later, so I can't just go there like this. Shao Si didn't bother to argue with him, so he found a brand new unopened concealer, followed the instructions and looked at it for a long time: "What is this, it looks like lipstick, just put it on?"

Gu Yanzhou took it, and unscrewed some of the ointment: "Huh? I think someone used this before, where did it come from?"

Shao Si said: "Li Guangzong gave it."

Ever since he confessed the hickey in front of Ah Zai in the restaurant last time, that guy bought him a concealer and told him to remember to use it: "Both of you restrain yourself, it's too ostentatious, I really can't bear it." Can’t help but remember to apply it afterward.”

Finally, when Li Guangzong rushed over, Shao Si was lying on Gu Yanzhou's lap, Gu Yanzhou brushed his hair and put on concealer.

Li Guangzong: "..." Hey, every day is such a scene that is not suitable for children.

"You should pay more attention recently. When I came just now, there were several black vans following me, and I went around several streets. Fortunately, the red light stopped them, so I got rid of them." Li Guangzong was very tired, "You guys Living together is too high-profile."

It was only a matter of time before it was revealed.

Although they didn't have the guts to expose the vicinity of Yingdi Gu's house, the two of them have roughly the same daily itinerary, which is already quite suspicious.

Nine out of ten of those cars today are paparazzi.

Like a dog's nose.

Shao Si conveniently took the mirror from the table, took a look at it twice, and after confirming that there was nothing serious, he got up from Gu Yanzhou's lap: "What are you afraid of? It's just a relationship. Did it kill someone or break the law?"

Li Guangzong had mixed feelings in his heart. He felt that his father Shao was still a dick who was fearless as always. He was about to say something when he accidentally caught a glimpse of the wall clock opposite. The hour hand was already between eight and nine. He hurriedly said: " I'll go, if it's too late, put on your shoes quickly... hide the hickey in the car."

When Shao Si changed his shoes, Gu Yanzhou leaned against the entrance and watched him. After he changed his shoes, just as he stepped out with one foot, the phrase 'bye' came out in half a tone, Gu Yanzhou suddenly stretched out his hand and dragged Shao Si back.

Li Guangzong walked halfway, still rambling on and on: "Let me tell you, you have to be prepared, the last time you lip-synced was because there was a temporary problem with the radio, today the radio is normal... I asked you to practice hard at home before, you... "

"Where are you?!"

Li Guangzong realized that no one was following him, and when he looked back, he saw only a closed door.

After a few minutes, Shao Si opened the door again and walked out.

Shao Si didn't change his expression: "I left something behind."

Li Guangzong: "Oh."

After arriving in the car, Li Guangzong couldn't hold back, and said again: "But... your mouth is a little swollen."

Shao Si: "..."

Work officially started at 9:30, and Shao Si changed his clothes—it was the first time he wore this dazzling rock-and-roll costume, and stood on the stage with a microphone in his hand. As long as he didn't sing, he really looked like a professional singer.

The makeup is a little heavy, especially the eyes, which are drawn very deeply by the eyeliner.

Especially the way the stars of the whole world are shining on him alone.

Super handsome. So handsome.

Li Guangzong couldn't hold back his impassioned mood, and secretly recorded a section for Gu Yanzhou with his mobile phone.

Li Guangzong thought to himself, what a wonderful thing it would be if his father Shao's singing wasn't so embarrassing.

Gu Yanzhou was eating breakfast, and when he received the prompt, he put down the knife and fork in his hand, swiped open the phone, the video buffered for two seconds, and a pitch-black picture appeared on the screen of the phone, which he couldn't touch.

Two seconds later, suddenly, the spotlight switch was turned on, strong light was scattered from above, and all the light was sprinkled on the person on the stage. When the music started, Shao Si slowly opened his eyes. , as if staring intently at someone through the screen.

Gu Yanzhou laughed lowly: "Pretend to be decent."

However, before he finished speaking, he was going to praise him more, but Shao Si opened his mouth and sang along with the soundtrack with a blank expression: "It's almost dawn, you still keep your eyes open, the person hidden in your heart, he In the untouchable horizon... "

It's hard to describe this singing skill.

It's like elementary school students reading textbooks.

The director called to stop urgently: "Cut!"

The director didn't know what to say after shouting 'ka', so he hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "... Well, don't be angry when I say something, as the saying goes, there are specialties in the arts, and everyone will have some problems more or less. Flaws, it’s not shameful, and there’s no need to feel inferior about it, why don’t you just keep lip-syncing?”

Shao Si: "..."

The video is only recorded here, a total of more than one minute.

At the end, in addition to the director's hesitant words, there was also Li Guangzong's uncontrollable wild laughter, and the shooting screen kept shaking up and down with his laughter.

Lip-singing is easy, one pass, and recording is fast.

He and Xu Huanyang were supposed to be on the same stage together, but God of Songs had other announcements and couldn't arrange the time, saying that it would be an hour late. So the editor and director temporarily changed the script, so that they appeared separately, and it was enough to record a scene of standing together at the end.

After Shao Si finished singing, Li Guangzong hadn't adjusted his mood yet, and burst out laughing as soon as he saw his face: "Hahahahahaha, my God, you haven't made any progress in singing after so many years."

Shao Si: "You're getting impatient, aren't you?"

After he finished speaking, he noticed that there seemed to be something wrong on the screen of Li Guangzong's mobile phone: "Who are you sending WeChat messages to?"

Li Guangzong felt a 'thump' in his heart, belatedly wanting to hide, but it was too late.

10:21 am.

[Li Guangzong]: How embarrassing!

[Gu Yanzhou]: The word embarrassment is no longer enough to explain the problem.

[Li Guangzong]: Gu Yingdi, do you still want to watch it, and I will record it for you again

[Gu Yanzhou]: ...does he still sing? If you don't sing, keep recording.

After Shao Si watched the chat records of the two of them, he couldn't tell what expression he had on his face, and actually smiled with the corners of his mouth, but Li Guangzong always felt terrified when this smile landed in Li Guangzong's eyes.

Then he raised his hand, pressed the voice button, and said word by word: "Gu Yanzhou, be mentally prepared, you are finished."

It was already an hour later when Xu Huanyang came, he got out of the car wearing a mask, and he didn't take off the mask when he was talking to the director.

Xu Huanyang's manager handed the director a cigarette, and smiled apologetically, "I'm really sorry, I'm very sorry, I hope you will forgive me, tonight! I'll invite everyone to dinner tonight!"

The director took the cigarette, lit it, took two puffs, then shook the ashes and said: "It's okay, I can understand, you are a busy person."

While talking, he noticed that Xu Huanyang hadn't taken off his mask, and asked casually, "What's the matter, why do you keep wearing a mask?"

Xu Huanyang's voice was unbelievably hoarse, and it was very difficult to speak. Before he could say a word, the manager hurriedly took the words: "Didn't it rain yesterday? After getting wet in the rain, I got a fever after a while... It's my fault, I didn't notice Huan Yang's recent My physical condition is not very good, and I have a lot of work, this disease comes like a mountain... "

As the manager said, Xu Huanyang coughed a few times, it sounded really sick.

Director: "Huh? Is that so."

The director thought again in a blink of an eye, and said: "Then why don't you lip-sync as well, let's fight for a pass, can it work? Can you hold on?"

Shao Si sat on the side to rest, with his eyes closed and earphones plugged into his ears.

His partner hadn't reacted yet, but Li Guangzong sighed, feeling quite regretful: "I thought I could hear the live version of God of Songs...it's gone again."

Shao Si didn't take this Xu Huanyang seriously.

However, just as he closed his eyes and rested his mind, the system that hadn't appeared for many days suddenly went online.

[Task object, Xu Huanyang. The lifespan obtained by completing the task is five years. ]

[…] Shao Si slowly opened his eyes, but didn't react for a while, [Huh? ]

The system continued: [There is no task prompt for this task. ]

Shao Si uttered the second half of the sentence that he had already heard badly: [No time limit? ]

[No, there is a time limit this time. ] The system said in a deep voice, [the time limit is three months. ]

Shao Si: [What will happen if the timeout expires? ]

System: [… nothing will happen. ]

[…]

Shao Si: [Are you farting? ]

The system explained: [Does it make you a little bit of a sense of crisis, I'm afraid that if you fall in love, you won't be doing your job properly and become particularly loose. Let me tell you, I have seen many young people like you. I can't wait to get tired of being together all day, like Siamese twins, tsk. ]

Shao Si pinched the knuckles of his right finger, and said inexplicably: [Conjoined twins? You are so dirty. ]

System: […] Who is it

Shao Si said: [You think too much, I really want to kill Gu Yanzhou right now. ]