Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Chapter 98

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When Shao Si returned, he had just changed his shoes, and after walking two steps, he saw Gu Yanzhou sitting on the sofa, holding a thin script in his hand, frowning and reading line by line.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Gu Yanzhou put down the script and said to him, "Come here, let me give you a hug."

Shao Si ignored him, turned a corner and went to the kitchen to pour a glass of water, and said while pouring: "I found that you seem to be very idle these days, are you taking your annual leave early?"

"Tell you something interesting." When Gu Yanzhou told the story, his tone was neither painful nor itchy, as if the matter had nothing to do with him. .”

Shao Si grabbed the water glass and looked over: "Huh? What's the matter."

Gu Yanzhou slightly raised the corner of his mouth, and said, "It's shutting down."

He has an impression of this crew.

At that time, Gu Yanzhou was picking out the script, and Shao Si was lying on his lap playing games when he had nothing to do. Every time during the intermission, he would look over to him and comment on it from time to time: "This plot is too mentally retarded, so I'll change it to another one. "

"The director cheated on the heroine, and abducted the second girl into bed without anyone noticing. His wife came to the set with evidence to make trouble, but she accidentally aborted her, and the child didn't know who it was."

Shao Si: "... so explosive?"

Gu Yanzhou walked over, leaned against the kitchen door and looked at him. He couldn't help seeing his Adam's apple twitching when he drank water. When he couldn't help it, he wanted to move his hands and feet: "It's still a blood change, the director, the two daughters The protagonist has to be changed... These are not important, the important thing is that I miss you all day long."

Shao Si kicked it directly: "Relax, the account between me and you has not been settled yet."

Gu Yanzhou pondered for a while before he remembered what this person was talking about, and he still didn't let go, teasing him: "Singing is ugly and don't let people talk about it."

"..."

Probably practice makes perfect.

The more fights there are, the chances of Gu Yanzhou winning will decrease a lot. Shao Si is quite talented, and he has learned a few percent of his boxing techniques. Sometimes Gu Yanzhou is unprepared, and it really hurts to be hit by him.

In the end Shao Si rode on Gu Yanzhou's body, and frivolously reached out and patted Gu Yanzhou's face: "Master went to take a shower, do you have anything else to say?"

Gu Yanzhou was pinned to the ground by him, a few shirt buttons were probably grabbed by Shao Si during the "intense exercise" just now, resulting in a large area of his chest exposed. His hair was a little messy, his eyes narrowed slightly and he said, "What kind of bath do you take, sir, run away after you're done?"

Before getting up, Shao Si rubbed back and forth on him several times maliciously, feeling something gradually raised his head, and then got up from his body: "Slip, you can masturbate yourself."

When Xu Huanyang texted back, Shao Si was still wiping his hair.

He didn't have the habit of bringing his mobile phone into the bathroom, so Gu Yanzhou naturally became the first witness.

Xu Huanyang: Thank you. I'm much better now.

Gu Yanzhou was also idle when he was idle, and returned three words for Shao Si: You're welcome.

"You sent it?" When Shao Si came out after wiping his hair, he saw the text message that said "sent".

Gu Yanzhou: "Well, is this the song god?"

"Yeah, a flower in the music world. She sings really well, and she is very dedicated. She has a high fever and is still recording."

Shao Si boasted a few words casually, ignored the text message, clicked on WeChat, and glanced at the dozen or so messages sent by Li Guangzong: "..."

[Li Guangzong]: If I don't rush you these days, why don't you just quit Weibo? Hurry up, clockwork news!

[Li Guangzong]: Do you know how long you haven't blogged? It's like a missing person.

[Your father Shao]: Are you annoying

Shao Si lay down on the bed and asked Gu Yanzhou to go to the side. He was too lazy to continue typing, and directly pressed the voice: "Didn't you post on Weibo? Yesterday, I took a picture of me, and posted three selfies in a row - silly boy, Don't you lose your memory."

Gu Yanzhou put his hand on Shao Si's head, touched along the top of his head, and finally pinched his earlobe.

Li Guangzong came back quickly, and it looked like he had been squatting for a long time to reply: "Your fans have sharp eyes. As soon as I posted it, they were all talking about the manager's hard work. Did you post it? They are too clear." It’s like a piercing eye, see for yourself, see for yourself.”

Shao Si: "Who are you blaming? What kind of kisses are you sending all day long in the subtitles? Bobo, I love you. It's sunshine and a little bunny smiling. High imitation accounts speak more like genuine ones than you."

Li Guangzong: "..."

what! Want to kill!

How could he bring such an artist! And was eaten to death!

"Anyway, just post it. In the eyes of your fans, you are already a cold and cold idol who refuses to give even a microblog." Li Guangzong reorganized the language, "Sometimes I feel that being your fan is a It's a particularly tragic thing, a few days ago, the six words 'Shaw Si doesn't post on Weibo' have been trending, can you imagine."

Shao Si: "Okay, got it. I'll think about what to post."

After quitting WeChat, Shao Si raised his head to look at Gu Yanzhou, and was about to ask him how often he updated his blog. After thinking about it in a blink of an eye, he thought that since he became a "cat slave blogger"... This person's Weibo has basically been maintained at about one post in a few days.

Gu Yanzhou didn't notice this person's gaze, he was concentrating on reading the script, he would stop and read a few words when he saw an important place, and ponder it carefully. However, his hand rested on Shao Si's neck and never retracted.

So Shao Si clicked on Gu Yanzhou's profile picture on Weibo, and went in for a stroll.

Gu Yanzhou V: When it just woke up, it had a bad temper and would scratch people whenever it stretched out its paws. Wait for it to scratch and feel better before giving you a lick.

Gu Yanzhou V: I love it so much.

It's also very disgusting.

Shao Si admitted that Gu Yanzhou won this wave completely.

"Let go of your hands." Shao Si flipped through the phone's photo album, and found that he didn't have the habit of taking selfies, and there were no old photos in the photo album to post, so he could only take them now. After aligning the focus, Gu Yanzhou's hand also appears in the viewfinder frame.

Gu Yanzhou looked up at him: "What?"

"I need a selfie right now." Shao Si adjusted the brightness and said, "Please cooperate, sir."

Gu Yanzhou also listened to a lot of the conversation between him and Li Guangzong just now, so he knew what he was going to do without guessing, so Gu Yanzhou said directly: "Do you want a ready-made one? I have it in my phone."

Shao Si glanced at him: "I just have one question, who is wearing clothes?"

Gu Yanzhou asked back: "What do you think?"

It is impossible to think with your toes.

Shao Si reached out and fumbled in Gu Yanzhou's trouser pocket, Gu Yanzhou reminded: "It's on the other side."

There are very few things downloaded in Gu Yanzhou's phone, the phone interface is clear at a glance, and the photo album is also very clean.

After clicking in, there is only one encrypted album named Daughter-in-law.

"The password is your birthday."

Shao Si was too lazy to entangle with him about this "daughter-in-law", so he entered a few numbers in, and the album was successfully decrypted, thinking that it would be full of pornographic photos.

But there is only one in the album.

It was his appearance when he was asleep, with a few pokes on the top of his head and his hair upturned, the sun was shining in from the window, and nothing was exposed except his face and neck. It has nothing to do with pornography.

Clean and very warm.

Gu Yanzhou lightly raised the corner of his mouth and said, "It's not a nude photo, are you disappointed?"

After he finished speaking, he continued: "Nude photos are reluctant to take. What if I lose my phone? I don't feel at ease even if the chance is one in a billion. I don't want others to see it."

Shao Si suddenly forgave this person for saying that his singing was ugly.

When Shao Si took away this "exclusive" photo, Gu Yanzhou still regretted it after thinking about it: "How about this, you continue to take selfies, and I won't block your camera."

"It's all over." Shao Si raised his phone, "Go cry."

Gu Yanzhou glanced at it, and in just ten seconds, many comments had already popped up.

The first hot comment: I don't even bother to type words, this blog must be updated by Father Shao himself. Brothers and sisters downstairs, hold on, don't be happy and don't praise him, let him get used to it, so as not to think that he has been working hard for two months.

"Tsk, your fans are so pitiful."

The night was getting deep quickly, and it began to rain lightly outside the window.

The temperature dropped sharply, seven or eight degrees below zero, and the raindrops condensed into solids, hitting the eaves and the whirling leaves lightly.

The members of the serious crime team were still running on the road in raincoats and rain boots.

"Captain Wang, I have searched all the places you asked me to search, but I found nothing." A young police officer hurried out of the grove by the river, walked to the car, opened the door, and gave the police a call as soon as he entered. The captain called, "The place where the prisoner dropped the murder weapon may not be here. Maybe our guess is wrong, just relying on a blog of a strange netizen..."

Dui Wang was sitting in the office, the computer screen in front of him was shining brightly, he was staring carefully at a small line of words on the screen, which had been highlighted by him.

—I am very happy, the moonlight is beautiful tonight. Listening to the sound of the trickling water, I squatted down and washed my hands and my sins by the river. The sky is about to dawn, and tomorrow, I can live on as if nothing had happened.

"How long is that river?"

"... The whole journey is about 600 meters. There are no residents nearby, and even the street lights are broken. The innermost part is really too deep, and it gets darker as you go in. You can't see the road under your feet without a light."

Wang Dui pondered for two seconds: "Go directly to the innermost part."

A few days ago, they re-surveyed the scene and made a breakthrough discovery against the blood-stained wall.

The murderer left four English letters at the scene, but the place where he left it was very secret. He added two strokes indistinctly on the place where the blood was originally stained. After the blood dried, he couldn't even make out what it was. words.

This was only accidentally glimpsed after comparing three on-site photos repeatedly.

Those four English letters together are: JOKE.