Kou Dong is a good person. Just one problem, I really want to be someone else's father.
Ye Yanzhi really couldn't understand, where did his surging paternal feelings come from...
Afterwards, he thought about it carefully, and felt that this person was purely willing to take advantage of others, a typical character who can open a dyeing workshop for you if you give him three points of color. This character can be summed up in two simple and clear words: lack of dryness.
Somebody had to smooth that out of him—a rubbing kind of grind.
He took a deep look at Kou Dong, and put the matter of "growing up as soon as possible" on the agenda again.
No delay.
If you delay any longer, this person will be able to go to heaven.
Kou Dong, who was able to ascend to the sky, circled the village twice, but this time he didn't even see a shadow of a child. Perhaps it was because he was almost bought by someone with ulterior motives last time, and now every household has locked their children in the door and never let them out at all.
Kou Dong's clay figurines were useless, so he had to give them all to his cubs. The euphemistic name is: it is conducive to promoting the healthy growth of children's body and mind.
Ye Yanzhi, a 21-year-old mature man both physically and mentally: "..."
In terms of clay figurine skills and childlike innocence, where did Kou Dong come from to say this.
He got down to business, "Are there any clues about ghosts?"
Kou Dong narrowed his eyes, looking a little lazy. He touched the blades of grass on the ground and said, "Yes."
Ye Yanzhi: "What?"
Kou Dong seemed to be thinking. Immediately, he said slowly, "Actually, I have a very simple method."
The little man raised himself from his shoulders and looked at him.
Kou Dong: "Oh, actually, it doesn't take that much effort. For example, I'll release the news that I'm going to take a shower..."
Ye Yanzhi: "???"
What's the matter with taking a shower
Kou Dong: "Anyone who comes to take a peek is a ghost. It's that simple."
Ye Yanzhi: "..."
Ye Yanzhi couldn't tell whether he was angry or smiling, wishing he could hit him on the head.
In the hearts of young people, is this game so wretched and idiotic
Ye Yanzhi felt like he was lying on the ground.
Kou Dong felt aggrieved: "Don't blame me for thinking of them as wretched. You can see what they did—few mouthfuls filled mouthfuls and gave birth to babies. Isn't it because they are idiots themselves?"
And that idol, don't think he doesn't know what the stand-in is for—even though it's covered with a red cloth, it can't cover the sound, okay
As far as that movement is concerned, how does it conform to the core socialist values
Everything had to be rebuilt.
Ye Yanzhi's knee hurt even more. He was silent for a while before saying, "Their thinking may be too extreme."
Kou Dong said in disbelief, "You call this extreme?"
Isn't this called perversion
"..."
The villain was completely silent. After a long time, he pulled a lock of Kou Dong's hair, and said in a choked voice: "It's too hasty to make a decision with this."
Using the young man himself as a hook - even thinking about it, Ye Yanzhi couldn't accept it.
Kou Dong thought about it, but was actually persuaded by him.
"That's right, what if there are such perverts among the players."
It's hard to say, anyway, since he entered the game, he felt that he had the potential to attract psychopaths...
Ye Yanzhi's knees were almost like a sieve, he pursed his lips tightly and didn't say a word.
The coffins of the dead villagers were lifted up, and they walked around the village with gongs and drums, heading south.
On the face of it, this is clearly an ordinary funeral. The family members were crying and crying, and the strong man was carrying the coffin, followed by the wind and percussion band, and marched to the burial place lively. White clothes, white flowers, and white paper money, only the paper figurines are colorful, and the two painted black eyes on the top make people feel flustered.
Kou Dong ran into Nuo Mian who had just been beaten in front of a villager's house. There are many eyes painted on the face of the Nuo, each of which is different, and it looks almost terrifying at a sudden glance.
It is Erlang God.
Erlang Shen was squatting on the ground, looking at something intently. When Kou Dong approached, he realized that he was looking at the footprints.
Those were the footprints left by the person who had just walked past carrying the coffin, and they easily left marks on the muddy ground. Erlangshen stared at it for a while, and said without raising his head, "Do you see something wrong?"
As soon as he made a sound, Kou Dong realized that this was the land of yesterday.
That female voice has not changed at all.
Kou Dong simply squatted down and looked at it carefully for a while, "What's wrong?"
Erlang said, "The depth is wrong."
She motioned for Kou Dong to step on the side too.
When Kou Dong raised his foot, Erlang commented seriously: "You are shorter than him and lighter than him. More importantly, he is still carrying something. Logically speaking, he should step on it harder than you."
Kou Dong: "... ???"
Well said, why did you suddenly mention your height
Personal attacks
He was aggrieved, "I'm tall."
It's this copy that truncated me!
Erlang said, "It doesn't matter—the point is that his footprints are shallower than yours. What does that mean?"
Kou Dong pretended to be confused, "What?"
Erlang Shen sighed, a bit resentful that iron cannot be made into steel: "It means that there is nothing in his coffin, at least it is not a dead person."
She stood up and urged: "Hurry up, let's go and see."
The two people were not far or near the back of the funeral procession, and the mourners only cared about blowing and beating, and walked forward as if no one had paid attention to them.
Even so, the two followed cautiously. After crossing the last street, they gradually realized that the road under their feet had changed.
It is no longer a flat dirt road, but a thin narrow path. A lot of moss grew on the road, and the surface of the moss was covered with a thin layer of water mist.
Another scene suddenly appeared in front of him, sharp mounds of earth came into view one after another, just under the gloomy sky, in front of the continuous forest. Because no one took care of it, the waste grass on the grave had already grown everywhere, densely covering the loess underneath.
Barren mound dry forest.
Erlang Shen whispered, "Have you seen this place yesterday?"
Kou Dong shook his head.
On the first day when he came, he walked through the entire village, but no matter how he walked, the streets were repeated, and he never walked out of the village at all. This was the first time he came to the cemetery.
Erlang said, "I didn't see it before."
She paid close attention to the movement in front of her, and her voice was extremely low: "Hey, I'm in the coffin."
The soil had been dug, and the widow put the shovel aside after the last shovel. Several strong men worked together to lift the coffin and slowly place it into the tomb.
Kou Dong stared at those people, suddenly felt that something was wrong, he could actually see their exposed teeth from this side.
"..."
He suddenly realized that they were laughing.
He looked over one by one, the more he looked, the more his scalp became numb.
Not one, but everyone—they've packed the grave, and everyone has a smile on their face.
This smile is not at all approachable in such an occasion and situation, but creepy.
Kou Dong touched Erlang God lightly, wanting to signal her to leave now. But Nuo Mian next to him didn't know what he was thinking, he stared at this scene firmly without turning his head, his expression was simply infatuated. Kou Dong didn't even respond to pulling her a few times, and finally had to pat her again.
This time, she finally trembled all over and turned her head around. Dozens of eyes on Nuo's face were all facing Kou Dong, she opened her mouth and asked, "Why—"
Kou Dong quickly sealed her mouth with his eyes and hands, and sealed the remaining two words in her throat, her heart pounding.
I don't know if it was because she was in a daze just now, but her voice was not lowered at all.
They are now squatting behind a grave, not far from those who are buried, speaking at such a volume, they can easily be heard by the other party.
He poked his head out cautiously, and sure enough, he saw those people turning their heads, looking suspicious, as if they were looking around.
Erlang Shen was stiff all over, as if he just realized what he had done, he curled up, not daring to move.
The mourners were discussing, and immediately, the surroundings suddenly fell into silence.
Kou Dong's heart finally relaxed slightly, and before he could completely let go, his heart suddenly lifted again——
He heard footsteps.
Someone stepped on the blade of grass, making a rustling sound, getting closer and closer. Kou Dong didn't even need to turn his head, he could feel the other party's searching eyes wandering around here.
He slowly grabbed a handful of soil from the grave.
near.
closer. They are now at the back of this grave, as long as this person takes two steps forward—
Ye Yanzhi hugged him tightly, his movements were more like comforting. Erlang Shen leaned against him, tightly covering his mouth, to block the sound of breathing that might escape through his fingers.
Kou Dong heard the rattling sound of heavy objects mopping the floor. The man seemed to have lifted the heavy shovel and held it in his hand. If they couldn't escape in time, they would definitely get hit like that.
run? no. This place has a clear view, except for the graves here, there is no shelter at all. Besides, these coffin bearers were all strong and strong, even if they ran, they couldn't run.
don't run
Such a heavy shovel is enough to beat a person's head and blood. What will happen next? No one dared to think.
You have to fight to the death.
Kou Dong gritted his teeth, prepared for the worst, and signaled Erlang Shen to split up later. They held their breath, feeling the shadow of people slowly covering their heads—
"Ahhh!"
Suddenly there was a scream from the north, as if from some player. The NPC who was one step away from them froze for a moment, then suddenly turned around and strode towards the place where the sound came from. The sound of the shovel gradually faded away, and only then did Kou Dong believe that he had escaped another catastrophe. He gave Erlang Shen a sharp hand, signaling to leave quickly.
Only then did the two stick their heads out from behind the tomb, and quietly went back along the path. Fortunately, there was no danger, and they soon saw the house at the end of the village.
This shock was no small matter, Erlang held his heart, and said that he was about to have a heart attack from fright.
Kou Dong was fine, but at this moment he realized the benefits of his cub.
If it weren't for Ye Yanzhi, he would never have been so lucky.
You know, he himself is a super African who has even won the supermarket lottery to thank you for your patronage...
Erlangshen was still in shock, still looking back.
"Who did they catch?"
Kou Dong shook his head, feeling a little heavy in his heart, "I don't know."
It's not a good thing anyway.
The two were silent for a moment, and after a long while, Erlang Shen said, "Thanks to you today."
Kou Dong: "I didn't do anything."
"That's not what you said," Erlang Shen said softly, "I almost caused big trouble. I don't know why I just picked that moment and lost my mind..."
She reached out to support Fu Nuo's face, and paused for a while on the protruding eyes, as if she had made some kind of determination.
"Actually, I have nothing to repay you," she said. "If you are still drawn tonight, you—you can identify me."
"I am human."
Kou Dong was a little surprised.
In fact, according to his guess, even if the identification is indeed a person, there will be no good results. On the contrary, this is equivalent to exposing the identity of the other party to all Nuo faces. According to the phrase "the ghost is also looking for someone", it may become a death condition, and a ghost will come to the door that night.
He didn't think Erlang Shen would miss this matter.
She looks like a smart person.
Erlangshen smiled wryly, and said, "There's no way. It would be best if you can not identify yourself—but if you are really selected, you have to choose someone who is certain, right?"
"You can't point the finger at NPC like you did yesterday. There will be no more opportunities like that today."
Kou Dong said calmly, "I won't be drawn every day."
NPC can choose him once because of selfishness, but they can't choose him every time, which violates the rules of the game set by the system.
With the blessing of his cub's European spirit, Kou Dong is confident that he can avoid bad luck.
Erlang Shen sighed vaguely behind the Nuo face, and said, "I hope."
Who knows if he will be the "lucky one" today.
At eight o'clock in the evening, all the Nuo noodles were gathered in front of the temple again. This time, Kou Dong didn't come so early, occupying the seventh place.
Ye Yanzhi lay on his shoulder, looking at the people who came.
By eight o'clock sharp, ten chairs were occupied.
This was expected by Kou Dong. The Laughing Monk who was eaten last night, and the Nuo Mian that was accidentally discovered in the cemetery today... these are all the rest.
Ye Yanzhi thought so too, and was not surprised.
On the contrary, Nuo Mian, who didn't know about the cemetery, looked at the chair on the right frequently, a little panicked.
Tonight, they didn't see Bai Nuomian coming from the end of the path. But the candlelight in front of the statue seemed to be brighter, reflecting them all clearly.
Kou Dong was sitting on a chair waiting, when he suddenly heard movement from the right. A few seconds later, a man wearing a soil mask ran over staggeringly, panicked.
"me… "
Panting, he said in horror, "I'm lost... I encountered a ghost hitting the wall. I couldn't walk the road just now—"
Kou Dong was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at him, his heart sank suddenly.
how come
He and Ye Yanzhi looked at each other, and saw the surprise in the eyes of the villain.
Their previous deduction was overturned, and the eleventh Nuo face appeared before their eyes.
The new land was shaking all over. He didn't see the white face from last night, but he knew clearly that he was late. According to the rules of the game, all Nuo noodles must be attended on time at eight o'clock, and you must not be absent.
And at eight o'clock, he was already absent.
He fell down on the eleventh chair, trembling uncontrollably.
"It's okay," he forced himself to comfort himself, and said to Nuo Mian beside him, "he hasn't come yet—he didn't notice, right?"
Nuo Mian, who was seated tenth, did not answer. Xintu kept murmuring, "It's okay, it's okay..."
Ye Yanzhi shook his head.
"He thinks too simply."
He lay beside Kou Dong's ear and said calmly.
"He's clearly breaking the rules."
"And what the system hates the most is people who violate the rules."
Kou Dong's ears twitched, hearing the system from his cub's mouth for the first time. This tone made Kou Dong feel strange.
He originally thought that Ye Yanzhi was also controlled by the system.
After all, Kou Dong drew that egg from the exchange pool with his own hands.
But now, listening to Ye Yanzhi's tone, it's not the same thing. When he talked about the system, he obviously understood it very well, but his tone was not intimate, it seemed disgusted.
This attitude is really subtle. Kou Dong's ears couldn't help trembling again.
Ye Yanzhi was talking hard, but was distracted by his constantly moving ears, so he reached out to touch it. Unexpectedly, as soon as the earlobe was touched, the young man suddenly leaned back and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"
He rarely had such a big reaction.
Ye Yanzhi was dumbfounded at first, but then suddenly came to his senses.
-what does that mean
what does that mean!
The melody sung by the turned serf suddenly sounded in his mind, and he pursed his lips slightly, and replied, "It's just a touch."
Kou Dong was a little awkward, pulled him off his shoulders, put him on his lap and fixed it, "Don't touch it."
His earlobe is very sensitive. Just talking close to his ear is tolerable, but if he touches it, it will kill him—it’s as bright as electricity.
"Be good," he said vaguely, "Dad will make clay figurines for you later."
The villain didn't make a sound this time, he was still immersed in the joy of discovering Kou Dong's sensitive point, and kept savoring it.
When Kou Dong didn't notice, his cub stared at his ears several times with wolf-like eyes.
Ok.
It's a great place.
Kou Dong changed the topic, "Why didn't that white one come today?"
Not only did Bai Nuomian not come, but neither did anyone else. The entire venue was empty, only the people sitting in these eleven chairs.
The Nuomen couldn't help feeling a little anxious, and there was a lot of whispering.
However, at this moment, the door of the temple creaked dully, attracting everyone's attention.
"It's moving!" Nuo Mian next to him seemed to see something, and suddenly became agitated, "The statue... the statue moved..."
He was right. The idol is slowly stepping out from the temple.
It is extremely tall, nearly three meters in length, and every step is mighty. The red cloth that originally covered the top was gone, and they were finally able to see the true face of the statue.
As soon as Kou Dong saw that face, he swears in a low voice.
When he swears, he doesn't forget to cover Ye Yanzhi's ears.
Ye Yanzhi: "..."
What the group of children said was not bad, this sculpture is a man.
The man has a strong figure, a handsome face, typical broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs—Kou Dong's eyes are so familiar that he can hardly be more familiar.
When he was still a love game anchor, he went out with this NPC every day. This NPC is also very domineering. At most, he buys a movie theater when he goes out.
At most, people buy a few clothes for them, and he directly builds a factory.
People give diamonds, he gives diamond mines...
When experiencing this love story, Kou Dong also really experienced the benefits of a rich man. It is not that there is a mine at home, it is that the home is built on the mine.
Because of this, this NPC has a more well-known abbreviation: Overlord.
The kind of domineering king Po Tianliang.
At the beginning Kou Dong just looked at it and his mouth was full of lemons, but now Kou Dong's cheeks hurt and his teeth are sore just looking at it.
He watched the statue stride out, and immediately grasped the small stick with his two wooden hands, and began to shake it.
Kou Dong: "..."
Kou Dong suddenly understood why there was a substitution today.
... Could it be because of what he said yesterday
Yesterday he asked Bai Nuomian if he was the owner of the temple, and Bai Nuomian said no, but he was caught empty-handed.
So today, the real temple master came
No—does this game have to be so rigorous? ?
Standing there, the statue's tall figure lined the stick container like a toy in a child's hand, crackling and shaking. Unexpectedly, he could see full of displeasure from his wood-carved face.
While shaking the lottery, it looked at Kou Dong one by one, bursting with anger.
Kou Dong stroked his chin, a little dazed, "What did I do?"
Ye Yanzhi reminded him: "You got him out to work."
Kou Dong: "..."
Yes.
If it weren't for what I said yesterday, people are still eating offerings at the god's table.
Ye Yanzhi whispered: "You used a substitute yesterday..."
Kou Dong: "!"
Yes, he bluffed it yesterday!
No wonder the idol looked angry at him, and he was also angry if he let him go. The prey that was finally obtained ran away, and was replaced with a thin piece of paper-it just looks like it, but it can't do anything.
Speaking of paper figurines, Kou Dong remembered, "Where are my props?"
He carefully looked at the statue from top to bottom several times, and finally found a few scraps of paper on the feet of the statue. Presumably, after the effect of the props expired, the idol realized that he had been cheated, so he was furious and tore it to pieces.
The lottery cylinder was still shaking, and the Nuomen all focused their eyes on it. The new land is the most concentrated, and I secretly pray that it has never seen it.
It didn't see, it didn't see...
He repeated this sentence almost nervously, to make his heart feel more at ease.
Finally, a stick fell out of the stick. The idol bent down and held it firmly in the palm of his hand.
Immediately, it turned its hand slightly, and its huge fingers pointed to the Nuo face on the far right.
It is the eleventh.
Xintu's face, which was blocked by the Nuo mask, suddenly turned pale, and he was unable to get up from his seat for a long time.
The statue took a step forward, fingers still pointed at him.
"..."
If you can't afford it, you can't do it anymore.
The lesson from last night was still vivid in his memory, he gritted his teeth, and finally stood up tremblingly from the chair. He looked at the Nuo faces present one by one, finally closed his eyes suddenly, and pointed to one of them.
"I choose-"
He clenched his trembling teeth hard, and desperately spit out the next words.
"I choose him."
The finger passed over Kou Dong's body and stopped at the sixth place. Nuo Mian who was pointed at trembled all over and was also stunned.
It is fish essence.
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