"Hey!" Qiu Yi couldn't help shouting after being bitten on his shoulder.
Bian Nan didn't speak. After taking this bite, the arm supporting the armrest suddenly loosened, and his whole body fell on Qiu Yi's body.
"Hey," Qiu Yi didn't eat much today, but drank a lot of beer. He felt like he was about to urinate when he pressed him, so he quickly pulled out his arm and pushed him, "Get up."
Bian Nan didn't move, his chin was still hanging on his shoulder, causing his shoulders to ache. He turned his face and grabbed Bian Nan's hair and pulled his head back: "Bian Nan?"
"Aren't you!" Qiu Yi shouted after seeing Bian Nan's face clearly, "I...fuck!"
Ben Nan fell asleep.
Qiu Yi has never seen a person who just took a bite one second after drinking too much, and fell into a deep sleep the next second, Bian Nan has taught him a lot.
Moreover, the experience accumulated in the long-term battle of wits and courage with Qiu Yan and his father for pretending to sleep allowed him to immediately tell that Bian Nan was really asleep. As soon as he let go of Bian Nan's hair, Bian Nan fell asleep. Straight out and slipped to the ground.
"I'm convinced." Qiu Yi reluctantly took a cushion from the reclining chair beside him and put it under Bian Nan's head, then got up and went to the toilet while rubbing his shoulders.
Qiu Yan and his father had already fallen asleep, and the room was very quiet with the lights turned off.
Qiu Yi went into the room and cleaned up the toys and clothes that Qiu Yan had thrown all over the bed, and then went back to the yard.
Bian Nan was still asleep, his body twisted like a rope, he went over and pulled Bian Nan's arm: "Wake up."
Bian Nan didn't even hum, let alone cooperate with him.
Qiu Yi sighed, sat down beside him, and took a few sips from the bottle of yogurt that Qiu Yan hadn't finished.
He drank a lot of beer today, and he is also a little sleepy now. It is not a problem to carry Bian Nan into the house, but today Bian Nan is completely unable to cooperate like a sack, and it is probably impossible to carry Bian Nan.
After drinking the yogurt, he stood up, pushed Bian Nan into a half-sitting position, reached out from under his arm and dragged Bian Nan into the room.
"Brother," Qiu Yan didn't know when he got up, and stood at the door of his father's house in shorts, "what are you doing?"
"Can't you see, put the big tiger on the bed," Qiu Yi sighed, "What are you doing up, go to bed quickly."
"I pee," Qiu Yan ran towards the door, and stared at Bian Nan again, "Did Hu Zi faint?"
"Well, I'm so handsome that I'm dizzy," Qiu Yi smiled, and dragged Bian Nan into the room, "If you want to pee, hurry up, don't let me see that you're still awake!"
When he entered the room, he threw Bian Nan's face down and onto the edge of the bed. Bian Nan snorted and lay down on the bed with his legs still kneeling on the ground.
He kicked off Bian Nan's shoes, wrapped his legs and threw him onto the bed.
"Ah..." Bian Nan turned over and muttered, "Killed."
"Don't go in there," Qiu Yi went over and dragged Bian Nan, who had rolled to the wall, to the bed. "The pants are covered with dirt."
Bian Nan opened his eyes in a daze, his eyes were not in focus, he didn't know where he was looking, and without waiting for Qiu Yi to speak again, he quickly took off his pants, kicked directly to the ground, almost kicked his foot On Qiu Yi, after taking off his trousers, he turned over again and leaned against the wall.
"Damn it!" Qiu Yi was a little annoyed and stretched out his hand to slap his leg, shaking his hand with sweat.
He wiped his hands on Bian Nan's body, sighed, took a towel to wet in the yard, returned to the house and turned on the air conditioner, and patted Bian Nan again: "Hey, wipe it off, I'm sweating all over."
"No." Bian Nan faced the wall and hugged the towel and was answered bluntly, and then let out a low snoring sound.
"You are looking for smoke!" Qiu Yi has no obsession with cleanliness, but he can't bear someone lying on his bed covered in sweat. This means that Bian Nan is too big, and he can't move around. If it was Qiu Yan who was going to change, he would have taken a bath by him. The room rushed to go.
"Don't bother!" Bian Nan suddenly turned over and waved his arm towards him.
He quickly dodged, Bian Nan's arm hit the bed, his eyes were still closed, and he seemed to be in a deep sleep.
"You are the most fucking annoying!" Qiu Yi was speechless, and used to slap Bian Nan's arm twice, slap.
Bian Nan frowned and scratched at the place he had hit, then went back to sleep with a frown.
Qiu Yi couldn't care about anything else, Bian Nan was sweating all over, and he was still wearing clothes that had been rolled on the ground, if he tossed a few more times, his bed would be hopeless.
He stood up and straddled Bian Nan, pushed his clothes to his chest, pulled his arm, tore off the clothes and threw them aside.
Then took a wet towel and wiped his chest, stomach and stomach vigorously. After wiping, he turned Bian Nan to lie on his stomach, and wiped back and forth on his back again.
Went to rub the towel, came back and wiped Bian Nan like a pancake, then Qiu Yi took a change of clothes and took a shower.
When he returned to the room, Bian Nan slept soundly, leaning against the wall.
Qiu Yi turned off the light, and when he patted the pillow to go to sleep, he felt something under the pillow, so he turned on the desk lamp, opened the pillow, and saw a box wrapped in wrapping paper underneath, with a small On the card, there is a neat line of words written by Qiu Yangong.
Happy birthday to my brother, grow up and become more and more handsome. Qiu Yan.
He smiled and opened the box, and saw a reading light inside.
He was surprised that Qiu Yan bought him a lamp instead of snacks.
He put away the desk lamp, clamped the reading lamp on the bedside, and then went to his father's room.
Qiu Yan lay on the bed with his eyes closed, Qiu Yi took a closer look, his eyelashes trembled violently.
"Second treasure." Qiu Yi touched his nose.
"I haven't fallen asleep just after peeing." Qiu Yan opened his eyes.
"I saw the gift you gave me." Qiu Yi smiled and kissed him on the forehead, "Thank you, I like it very much, and I have already changed it."
"Really?" Qiu Yan's eyes lit up, "Da Huzi said you must like it."
"Really," Qiu Yi said, "Did Huzi take you to buy it?"
"Well, he picked it," Qiu Yan said with a somewhat embarrassed smile, "I wanted to buy food."
"What do you want to eat, brother will buy it for you tomorrow," Qiu Yi patted his face, "Go to sleep."
Back on the bed, Qiu Yi lay down, raised his hand to turn off the small lamp clamped on the bedside, raised his hand again after two seconds to turn it on, and then turned it off again. After turning on and off the light several times, he used his arm An elbow touched Bian Nan's back: "Hey."
Bian Nan fell asleep, he thought for a while, stretched his arms and pulled Bian Nanba to lie flat, and whispered in his ear: "Thank you, this lamp."
Bian Nan pouted his mouth, frowned and continued to sleep.
Qiu Yi stared at him for a while, turned off the light, stretched his arms fiercely, and closed his eyes.
That night, Bian Nan slept quite peacefully, and he didn't bark his teeth and claws like before, so Qiu Yi slept non-stop until the neighbor's rooster crowed early.
Qiu Yan got up quite early, and he heard the movement, he was cleaning up last night's dishes in the yard.
Qiu Yi wanted to get up and let him do it, but just sat up, Bian Nan's legs moved, and before he turned his head, Bian Nan jumped up as if he had been stabbed.
"You..." Qiu Yi startled him, turned his head and saw Bian Nan staring at him, "What are you doing?"
"...Morning." Bian Nan said, then turned over and jumped off the bed, walked around the room twice, picked up the clothes and put them on indiscriminately.
"Are you in a hurry?" Qiu Yi looked at him inexplicably.
"No, yes," Bian Nan scratched his head, "Yes, there is something wrong."
"The pants are worn backwards." Qiu Yi pointed to his pants.
Bian Nan lowered his head and looked at his trousers, quickly took them off and put them on again, when he turned around and reached for his bag, he knocked his leg against the edge of the table: "Hey!"
"You didn't knock your head yesterday," Qiu Yi looked at him in a daze, "what are you doing?"
"I have to go, I have something to do," Bian Nan put on his bag, "I drank too much yesterday..."
Qiu Yi realized that it was probably because of what happened last night, and just as he was about to say it's okay, Bian Nan had already strode towards the door, and said again: "Oh, I'm so drunk."
Qiu Yi's words got stuck in his throat.
People are too drunk to remember, so there is no need for consolation.
When Bian Nan ran to the yard, Qiu Yanzheng took out the cake from the refrigerator and put it on the table. When he saw him coming out, he immediately rushed over: "Big tiger!"
"Hey baby, wake up so early," Bian Nan knelt down and hugged him, "What are you doing?"
"Get ready to eat cake," Qiu Yan waved a pack of candles in his hand, "I didn't eat it yesterday, and I dreamed about it tonight."
"... Oh," Bian Nan originally wanted to leave directly, but after being told by Qiu Yan, he didn't know what to do. He turned his head and looked into the room, and Qiu Yi had already walked out while putting on his clothes, so he had to Put the bag on the stool, "Then eat."
The memory of yesterday when he bowed his head and wanted to kiss Qiu Yi was still clearly replaying in his mind, and the dream was replayed countless times in one night, and it made him want to curse.
When I wake up in the morning, I want to bang my head against the wall.
In fact, kissing a man was not a big deal, he had kissed Wan Fei before, and Sun Yifan had kissed him on the face several times with his arms and arms when he was drunk.
But these are not the same!
For the first time, he wanted to kiss another man's mouth!
mouth!
Even the last bite revealed a strange impulse that made him inexplicable.
Sick!
But Qiu Yi didn't look abnormal, and his eyes were the same as usual when he looked at him.
Bian Nan stared at the cake in a daze for a long time, thinking maybe Qiu Yi didn't think too much... maybe he didn't think too much.
Just don't think there's something wrong with him.
Wine is really not something he can touch casually!
"Big Tiger!" Qiu Yan called him, "Light a candle!"
"Oh." Bian Nan recovered and took the candle.
Qiu Yan is very strict about the process of eating cakes. Although it is early in the morning, the steps of lighting candles and singing birthday songs are indispensable.
Bian Nan lowered his head and unpacked the candle box, just as he was looking for a lighter, Qiu Yi took one out of his pocket and handed it over.
"How many sticks do you want?" Bian Nan asked him, "How old is your birthday?"
"Eighteen years old!" Qiu Yan replied loudly from the side, "I'm an adult!"
"Oh," Bian Nan smiled, lowered his head and grabbed a handful of candles and lit them together. He counted 18 and inserted them. "You're less than two months older than me. I thought you were ten years older than me."
"Aren't you the same age as Erbao?" Qiu Yi wiped some cream from the side of the cake and licked it, "It's so sweet."
"Okay, hurry up and push your father out." Bian Nan patted Qiu Yan's shoulder.
Everyone gathered around the table and sang the birthday song while clapping their hands. Then Qiu Yi lowered his head and blew out all the candles, and Qiu Yancai began to share the plates with satisfaction: "Eat the cake!"
"You need a big guy to cut this." Qiu Yi went to the kitchen and took out a watermelon knife, and made a gesture on the cake, "Should I cut it?"
"Yeah," Bian Nan nodded, looking at Qiu Yi's hand holding the knife, the second half of his sentence was a little drifting, "Shou Xing...cut."
He turned away.
After dividing the cake, Bian Nan lowered his head and took a bite, it was quite delicious.
Qiu Yan hopped beside him for a long time. He turned his head and found that Qiu Yan had a lump of cream on his fingers. He kept hopping with his arms up, probably trying to rub it on his face. out of his hands.
Bian Nan was happy, knelt down, got some cream with his hands, spread it on his nose, and tapped his chin a few times: "Little old man with white beard!"
"You too!" Qiu Yan smiled happily, smeared a circle of cream on his mouth, and threw the cake at Qiu Yi.
Qiu Yi quickly squatted down and asked Qiu Yan to wipe a few on his face.
When Qiu Yan was holding the cake and heading towards Qiu's father, Qiu Yi suddenly reached out and hooked Bian Nan's face quickly, and a lump of cream smeared on his face.
Bian Nan held the cake plate, his hands trembled for a while, Qiu Yi's fingers slid across his face with cream, which made his whole body crispy, and his stomach tightened for a while, as if someone scooped it up.
Is the alcoholism still fucking over
It's perfect that only five bottles of beer can make people crazy!
Bian Nan was in a mess and didn't know what he was thinking. He raised his hand and pressed a whole piece of cake directly on Qiu Yi's face.
"You..." Qiu Yi didn't dodge, his face was covered with cream and cake crumbs, so he grabbed Bian Nan's arm and pressed the cake in his hand to his face.
"Ha! Haha! Hahaha..." Qiu Yan laughed loudly twice, followed by a series of unstoppable laughs.
Bian Nan licked the cream from the corner of his mouth into his mouth, and when he looked up and saw Qiu Yi was wiping two holes out of the cream to reveal his eyes, he laughed wildly, followed by Qiu Yan, who couldn't stop laughing.
"Laughing fart." Qiu Yi was also happy.
The cake was huge and sweet. Everyone was full after eating one piece except Qiu Yan. Qiu Yan ate two big pieces by himself before lying down on the recliner and burping comfortably: "This cake is delicious. eat."
"The rest is yours." Qiu Yi covered the cake box and put it back in the refrigerator.
"You'll gain weight after eating these," Bian Nan squatted by the sink to wash his face, his face was covered with oil, and after rubbing it with soap for a long time, it was still oily to the touch, "Hey, do you need to get some detergent? …”
"Your phone is ringing." Qiu Yi said with cream on his face.
"Help me take a look, it's probably Wan Fei's." Bian Nan waved his hand, took some water and continued rubbing it on his face.
Qiu Yi took out the mobile phone from his bag, looked at it, went to him and squatted down, and said softly: "Call, Mom."
"What?" Bian Nan was taken aback, then turned his face away.
Qiu Yi handed the phone to him, and put the towel in his hand.
"Fuck, why is she calling me?" Bian Nan grabbed the towel and wiped his face indiscriminately, then rubbed his hands on his body, and took the phone.
Qiu Yi squatted by the sink and began to wash his face. Bian Nan looked at the phone for a long time, and finally walked out of the courtyard door, and answered the phone in Hukou.
"Hello?" Bian Nan leaned against the wall.
"Hey, what are you doing, you didn't save my number?" My mother's voice came from over there.
To be honest, my mother's voice is very nice, she is over forty, and her voice sounds like a little girl's, but every time Bian Nan hears her voice, he feels a little blocked in his heart.
"Save it." Bian Nan said.
"It's so hard to be a mother, you can't take care of your own mother if you live a comfortable life," the mother said with dissatisfaction, "Your mother is going to die, you probably won't come to see her!"
"What's the matter?" Bian Nan frowned and asked.
"What can I do! In your eyes, I have something to do," my mother said in succession, "Is it a matter if I die?"
Bian Nan sighed and remained silent.
"Just as wolf-hearted as your dear father!" Mom added.
Just as Bian Nan was about to speak, a man's roar came from the phone, something was broken, and his mother screamed "You're crazy" and hung up the phone.
Bian Nan froze for a moment, and called again, but his mother didn't answer the phone.
"I thought you were gone." Qiu Yi's voice came from behind.
Bian Nan hurriedly turned his head: "Have you been here all this time?"
"No," Qiu Yi glanced at him, "I just came out a second ago."
"...Oh." Bian Nan put the phone in his trouser pocket.
"Are you okay?" Qiu Yi pointed to his face, "Your face looks a little ugly."
"Really?" Bian Nan touched his face, "It should be washed with soap."
"Why didn't you say it was Mo Dabao who wiped it?" Qiu Yi laughed, and after a while, he asked in a soft voice, "Did something happen?"