The coordinates of our return to the earth are on the side of an inaccessible desert road, and the time is evening. Obviously, although the time flow of the two worlds is relatively independent, we still lose part of the time during the space jump.
The first question we need to determine is what date it is.
Since I returned to Earth, in order not to attract the attention of ordinary people with a certain loli's weird name, I also changed my address to Pandora: "Lily, let's see what day it is today."
Pandora nodded, then looked up at the sun.
"What are you doing?" I was puzzled by Pandora's behavior.
"Observe the state of the stars, sense the current rotation position of the earth and the angle of the sun's light, and comprehensively analyze the current time to calculate the date..."
"Gu—acr—" Little Bubble, who was not very good at speaking, uttered an incomprehensible cry, tugged on my sleeve, and then pointed with his little finger to the huge electronic street sign hanging not far away that displayed the current time and date. .
"Oh, it turns out that three days have passed..."
I nodded and said.
In the first confrontation between Pandora and Little Bubble after coming to Earth, Pandora lost completely.
Loli Sanwu, who was accurately calculating the time and date with various high-tech equipment, froze, then lowered her head calmly, but an imperceptible blush still flashed across her innocent little face.
With a "puff", Pandora stomped her feet lightly on the ground, and then all of us felt the ground shake...
The legendary Thunder Clap or internal force? Could it be that Pandora's hidden identity is a worldly expert who practiced peerless martial arts to rejuvenate her youth? Is this rant really meaningful
In addition, although it is weird, Pandora's awkward appearance is unexpectedly cute!
I smiled and pinched Pandora's little face, and then touched her head to express comfort—the effect was obvious, and the cloudy weather turned sunny for a certain loli who was quite easy to satisfy.
"Dad halo full of paternal love!" Lin Xue's sharp complaint made me petrified instantly, 555, I thought it was my masculine charm. Could it be that I have aged to the point where only the halo of dad is left? Is it buffed
Little Bubble, who was the only one who didn't understand the situation, noticed that I was depressed instantly, and immediately tugged on my sleeve, stared at me with pure eyes at 45°, and stammered out the first thing she said since she was born. A meaningful word: "Dad... Dad..."
... Lin Xue, if you dare to say that you didn't teach her this, I'm in a hurry with you!
"Okay, ok, you guys!" Qianqian pretended to be angry looking at us and couldn't help crying and laughing, "Stop making trouble, let's look at the current situation, let's think about how to go back—this is a desert !"
Little Bubble thought that Qianqian was really angry, and immediately walked a few steps closer, came to Qianqian's side, tugged on the other party's sleeve, and stammered: "Mom... Mom..."
Lin Xue smiled at me to ask for credit, and I gave her a thumbs-up—Lin Xue, well done!
Qianqian's face flushed all of a sudden, and her appearance of seven parts shyness and three parts joy was particularly pleasing to the eye, then she bent down, unceremoniously pinched Xiao Bubble's cheek, and rubbed it vigorously...
Amidst Little Bubbles' groaning "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", we started to formulate a plan to go back smoothly.
The first plan was proposed by Pandora, summoning a "Blindman" class troop carrier to send everyone directly to the nearest town. Of course, I gave it a brainstorm.
The initiator of the second plan is Sandora. The emperor is more domineering than the general. Sandora's suggestion is to dispatch the "expeditionary level"... Still, I am brain-dead.
Asida and Asidora boy's idea of building a Legion Teleporter was also rejected by me for obvious reasons...
We suddenly discovered that the extremely powerful Xiling technology is useless at this time—unless you think that there are everywhere in human beings who are calm and indifferent when they see UF across the sky or teleportation appears on the street.
Think about how long ago we played the role of the savior when we were fighting fiercely with the power of the abyss in different time and space to save the world. How long has it been since a few bully characters who move the wind and rain have to think hard about how to go back beside a certain desert road on the earth? They all said that this matter is simply too nonsense...
"Cicaro, can you turn into a car or something?"
It suddenly occurred to me that Pandora once introduced to me that Sikaro's complete combat form is a fortress-style super-heavy tank, although I can't imagine how this black super uncle completed this difficulty factor of 10.00 Transformed, but this does not prevent me from thinking of the scene where Cicaro transforms into Xiali.
Cicaro raised his head, the sunglasses reflected a dazzling white light, and then said coolly: "I am the Terminator, not Optimus Prime... ah!"
Pandora kicked this knight-faced uncle flying more than 20 meters away, and then returned to me as if nothing had happened.
It seems that Cicaro has carried forward the spirit of piracy to the point where he will not let him go. I am afraid that one day in the future he will stand in front of me with a hammer in his left hand and a dictionary in his right. I will not be surprised and call himself Uther.
I am really envious of Alaya, the angel sister can fly and become invisible. These are really necessary skills for speculators, smugglers and burglars. More importantly, as a special kind of Xiling apostle who controls mysterious and unknown power, she can also Transform myself into a pure energy body, and then hide in the spiritual world of my boss to rest. Now this girl is hiding in my spiritual power and sleeping in the dark, leaving us unlucky guys to bask in the sun on a certain kilometer in the Sahara.
The only good thing is that Pandora's built-in cooling system and photon interference device can also play the role of air conditioner at this time, so that we will not be dehydrated and hang up before encountering passing vehicles.
After waiting for an unknown amount of time, when the sky was almost completely dark, we finally saw the lights of cars appearing in the distance.
At this moment, we all burst into tears.
"What if they don't stop?" I asked worriedly, because anyway, I was hitchhiking in the Sahara desert at this time, and it didn't look like I had experienced any wind and sand. What do we think? It is full of all kinds of suspicious points. With a little thought, a mysterious man led a group of female robbers pretending to be travelers in the Sahara to trick cars into parking, robbery and murder.
Sandora still maintained a calm and decent smile, and said, "I have 277 ways to make the driver obey us."
Qianqian, who had already seriously lost her patience, smiled: "They dare not stop!"
The corner of the sister's mouth, which had been slightly blackened, took up the question with a suspicious arc, "I don't believe that under my curse, there is still someone who can step on the gas pedal!"
Lin Xue did not know where to take out a phantom heavy sniper cheated from a Xiling soldier, and said with gestures: "I have systematically learned how to drive various vehicles, and it is fine without a driver..."
Pandora nodded her head vigorously to express her agreement, but in the end I gave her a big brain break.
Asida and Asidora were just about to speak, but saw their immediate boss was hit by a bullet in the head, covering his head with aggrieved face, so they wisely chose to shut up.
Undoubtedly, the two of them didn't want to say anything nice...
Although I knew they were basically joking, I still broke out in a cold sweat—if I didn't know, I would have thought that I was bringing a terrorist group to the Sahara to rob.
We were chatting idly, and the slowly passing car finally arrived in front of us.
Qianqian, sister, Lin Xue: "Wow—"
It turned out to be a luxurious RV!
Rich people suck! This was my first thought after I finished wowing.
Driving around the Sahara in an RV, how boring does it have to be to do such a thing
But what the people in the car are thinking means nothing to me. The important thing now is that we can finally hitchhike back to human society.
In front of us, the special anti-dust door slid open, and then a person appeared in front of us.
The moment I saw him, I could only sigh that life is always full of coincidences!
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Readers, please help me to recommend and publicize this book. This book was originally classified incorrectly, and it is no longer well-known. Now I am starving to death... In addition, it is good to leave a message when passing by...