After saving the world, I immediately returned to the earth and plunged into the tormented life of my senior year of high school. This thing is so funny...
Although we are very uncomfortable, we still have to immediately devote ourselves to the intense review, because the short vacation of the third year of high school is coming to an end soon, and we haven't done any homework yet.
"Simple and primitive, rough and crude, contradictory and full of loopholes!"
Sandora was lying on the table half dead, expressing her current intense emotions with a series of wonderful parallel sentences.
I knocked on the other person's little head with a "boom", and stuffed a stack of questions into her hand while the latter grinned and pretended to be fierce.
"I know Xiling's technology is at its peak, but please at least give Einstein some face, it's not easy for so many pioneers..."
"But it's really boring..." Sandora wailed and fell on her back, and began to roll around on the floor.
If this scene is seen by the helpless princess guards in the school, I don't know how sensational it will be...
Speaking of the Princess Guards, I can't help but think of the paparazzi who were messed up by Sandora.
It is said that the paparazzi is the third most powerful force in the world after the SEALs and urban management. Many celebrities and celebrities have been chased and intercepted by the paparazzi and died unfortunately. Facing this gang can regard all your words and deeds as weaknesses Special forces who attack and are not afraid of any moral attacks at all, even if Confucius is reincarnated, they will have to find out the shadow of the three vulgar, so when Sandora was chased and intercepted by the so-called media, I really had a headache.
But unexpectedly, Sandora was more ruthless than the paparazzi.
When the three tabloid reporters were wanted by Liska in the name of the country on charges of espionage, I expressed my admiration for Sandora's brainwashing ability.
When the two entertainment hosts started from the age of three, including all-round three-dimensional photos of being held by adults to urinate, and exposed them with overwhelming momentum on every possible thing that could be used for publicity in the world, I was under the jurisdiction of the Revenge Army. The terrorist power of the information collectors was deeply impressed.
When several so-called private photographers who tried to follow and secretly take photos of Sandora not only got nothing, but instead received 2,700 "life photos" of their whole family from various angles and exposures every day for a month At that time, I paid high tribute to the shameless spirit of Xiling's spies.
And then, it's all peaceful...
It's just that there are suddenly a lot of former entertainment media workers in the surrounding mental hospitals who may be really frightened crazy, or pretend to be crazy to avoid being wanted.
Although I don't agree with Sandora's extreme approach, how can I say it, from a sociological point of view, it's quite a way to relieve hatred!
It stands to reason that with Sandora's identity, she wouldn't be serious with such a small character, but in Sandora's view, she didn't take it seriously at all. A small game would be a catastrophe for ordinary people, but if she was serious, she would have dispatched special forces to slaughter all the paparazzi and their related personnel in the world...
Of course, I will not allow such discordant things!
After a while, Sandora suddenly got up from the ground, then threw herself on me with a "wow", and said excitedly: "Chen Jun, let's go out and play!"
"...Can't you be quiet for a while?" I looked at the snow-covered land outside, and barely suppressed the urge to rush out and play wildly, expressing that I was a Xin Xin who didn't hear anything outside the window. students.
Sandora immediately put on a look of disappointment and grievance, and said in a low voice: "But you went out with Qianqian yesterday..."
So that's the case, I said, why has Shandora been very restless since she went out for a walk with Qianqian yesterday, and occasionally showed a restless expression, so it turned out that she was worried that she would be left out.
Although there is no reason to worry, but people can not find any words of blame.
I lightly embraced Sandora's shoulders, pressed a kiss on her forehead, and asked with a smile: "Let me ask you, how long did I spend with Qianqian yesterday?"
"Three hours, twenty-five minutes and forty-eight seconds!" Sandora buried her head in my arms, and replied in a muffled voice without any hesitation.
I was touched, really.
"Then how long do I spend with you on average every day?"
"... That doesn't count, I live here, you have to be with me! Otherwise, you will definitely stay away from me... I don't know how to do housework, and I am not gentle, so hard to learn how to cook is not enough I got an evaluation that I can barely eat people, I don’t know anything except fighting, you must have pity on me to stay with me... and... "
What kind of associative ability is this
I flicked Sandora's forehead dumbfoundedly, and said, "Okay, okay, then change it tomorrow, I'll take over Qianqian, you move out, and then I'll go out with you every day, how about it?"
Sandora left a tooth mark on my arm to say no.
"So don't think about it," I ruffled Sandora's precious blond hair in a mess, "You are my baby just like Qianqian, I didn't neglect any of you, instead of thinking For these messy things, it’s better to get the homework done first.”
"I'm not going to write!" Sandora gritted her teeth at me, "I'm fed up with these messy mentally handicapped problems—is it possible that you really plan to go to university to be a good student?"
I shook my head firmly.
This is what we agreed upon after we came back. He possesses supernatural powers and has the messy status of the mistress of Emperor Xiling. He usually has to rescue those gangs who are invited to drink tea by the relevant departments from time to time for disturbing social order and endangering a harmonious society. The commanders of the empire, and now that the relics of Xiling are constantly surfacing on the earth, it is absolutely impossible for Sandora and I to sit idly by. In this way, if we want to find a university to study in peace and stability It is no longer possible to go online, so in order to avoid trouble, I simply asked Lin Xue to help arrange it. After graduation, everyone will be unified in a college controlled by her family to get a name, and then everyone will toss around outside together... Cough cough, it’s dealt with day-to-day affairs of the organization.
What is an organization? Needless to say! Of course, it is to gather up those commanders who are idle all day long! Is it possible to let them mess around all day long with pirated plates of mutton kebabs, plastic emerald gold-plated chains? Or let them conquer the world in the name of Xiling Empire
However, if it is an organization, the nature of our organization is exaggerated enough. In Lin Xue's words, it is an organization that spans countless galaxies, destroys thousands of planes, and can stop children crying at night in the endless void. terrorist group...
But although you don't need to be too concerned about the college entrance examination, at least you should calm down and finish your homework, you damn girl!
There is a saying, time is like the cake next to Sandora, if you don't pay attention, it will disappear...
Finally survived the extremely aggrieved time in the third year of high school. On a scorching summer day, we, a group of imperial heads, were finally freed from the heavy book mountain and sea of questions!
The moment I returned home after the college entrance examination, I felt that Sandora was going crazy with joy. This can be seen from the fact that she swallowed a meal for three people and two sets of bowls and chopsticks. While amazed by the amazing appetite and recipes, he was also deeply shocked by the power of China's education.
What a terrifying thing it is to be able to push a queen who has fought alone in the abyss world for countless years to this point!
After that, it's time for Lin Xue to get busy. Use her family power to arrange for us school and skipping classes for the next four years. It's easy for me to solve it here. After all, my only relative is my sister, and she still knows the truth of the matter. If you know the basics, you don’t need to think about it at all, but Qianqian is a little troublesome, because she has been keeping things about the Xiling Empire from her family, and even Uncle Xu only knows about the existence of supernatural beings, but—anyway, I Leave all this trouble to Lin Xue, a super coolie. Two days ago, I gave her a newest subspace sensor to play with. She was so happy that her snot bubbles were about to come out. Now it’s just a matter of running away. Running errands and moving her mouth, it's too late for her to be happy!
After nearly a year of tumultuous senior year in high school, I am finally able to really relax. Next, the rest of us should figure out how to make up for the previous one that was disturbed by Lin Xue's Sahara Gold Tour. it's vacation...