How likely is it that a high school student with no income will support 300 adults
From a legal point of view, it is basically impossible...
Let’s not talk about the food problem of these 300 people. Even if they have special bodies, they can not eat or drink for a short time, but they still have to wear clothes and housing, right? I can't do the feat of letting 300 high-ranking generals of the empire sleep in the open and beg along the street...
As a result, the highest-level group of alien workers in history has just been released.
In order to prevent being discovered by casual passing soy sauce parties or idle high-altitude reconnaissance planes (is it really possible?), Pandora uses an optical camouflage force field to cover the entire area within a radius of 1 kilometer, unless you enter this place by mistake. Force field, otherwise no one would be able to notice that there are so many suspicious elements in strange clothes gathered here.
I watched with great interest these unknown beings from Xiling's home planet making final preparations for their integration into this world.
I stopped curiously in front of an uncle with a Chinese character face with folded hands and a righteous face.
"What are you doing?" I asked puzzled.
With a Chinese character face, heavy eyebrows, firm lines, and a righteous face, the appearance of this uncle perfectly fits the image of a cannon fodder paladin in an orthodox novel. Now he is sitting on the ground with his eyes closed and his hands folded. Is this image? Is it the legendary meditation
As soon as I finished speaking, the uncle in front of me suddenly had a golden light on his hand, then he opened his eyes and showed me what was in his hand.
a small card
ID card…
Xiling Empire's technology is really powerful, and the means of falsifying certificates are so clever...
I smiled awkwardly and said, "You are busy, you are busy..."
The uncle nodded, and continued to falsify his ID card with a straight face...
Leaving Uncle False Evidence, I came to a long-haired beauty with a serious expression. A floating screen emitting faint blue light was floating in front of her. The flashing pictures on it made me dazzled.
"What's this?"
The beauty fixed the screen, and said respectfully: "Looking for a job."
What is displayed on the static screen is something similar to a personal file library. It seems that this eldest sister is planning to arrange a new identity for herself by directly modifying the citizen file—it is obvious that she still does not understand the difference between human beings and them, thinking that as long as You can fix everything by modifying the records. Unfortunately, human beings are not machines. You can change the memory by modifying a program. Even if you add your name to the archives, those people will not remember that you are a colleague. .
Just when I was about to tell her that this method is not advisable, the other party took the initiative to speak.
"Emperor," the long-haired beauty asked respectfully, "What kind of occupation is the president?"
... I calmly turned off the screen in front of the long-haired beauty, and squeezed out a few words: "Don't cause trouble for me..."
It is very necessary for me to ask what these guys are doing! I didn't expect them to take such a creative way to prepare them for integration into human society-although, their method is indeed quite efficient.
After 30 minutes, I was finally shocked.
Those who issue false certificates, those who issue false certificates, those who invade government databases, and the two who print counterfeit banknotes in the corner. Judging from the efficiency of this work, within half a year, these guys will become advanced in society. The Lord who asked after the collapse.
This is not all, more commanders are gathered on the other side, around Pandora.
Two hundred commanders of the Imperial Army sat in a circle, and in the middle of them was a large three-dimensional projection. The petite Pandora was pointing something on it with a pointer that was almost as tall as hers.
"Attention everyone," Pandora said, waving the pointer in her hand, "Look here!"
My eyes are focused on the place where the pointer is pointing with everyone.
"This is where the largest trench on this planet is located," Pandora said solemnly, "and it is also where the planet's crust is weak, and here—the red circle, this is the best launch site for our space cannon, if We want to conquer the most territory for the empire at the least cost, so we must add a Passwell psionic energy recharge system interface at this position, the place marked by the red line, otherwise the long supply line... "
"Stop it all!" I finally couldn't bear it anymore and yelled.
My yell played a huge role, and the alien terrorists on the scene immediately integrated into a square team at an astonishing speed, and stood in front of me.
I guess this is the only one of such a well-trained criminal gang.
Looking at a group of motionless and disciplined soldiers in front of me, it is really hard for me to imagine that not only were they planning to conquer the world ten seconds ago, but they were also planning to conquer the world while researching advanced technologies for printing counterfeit money and issuing false certificates.
"See for yourself what you are doing!" I sternly reprimanded, "Issuing false certificates, printing counterfeit banknotes, issuing false certificates, hacking banks and dumping money... What are you thinking? These are still good, and you are still here Plotting to conquer…”
"Brother," I felt someone tugging at the corner of my clothes, "This is an essential means to smoothly integrate into this world without being discovered by humans—have you forgotten that my identity is also a fake?"
"Okay, there is an exception for the fake ID card—the one who applied for the fake ID card just now, you continue to print the fake ID card." I waved my hand, telling the old man with the Chinese face to go back and continue his work.
"In order to survive in this world smoothly, a start-up capital is essential," Pandora continued, "and you don't have to worry, we have fine-tuned the world's financial system through the human banking network when creating those currencies." The financial structure, which transfers the possible economic loopholes to some people's shady illegal income, will not have an impact on the existing economy of the society."
"... Well, printing counterfeit money can barely pass, but even if you have a way not to impact the existing economic market, you are not allowed to print too much!"
With my consent, the two imperial officers who printed the counterfeit money immediately went back to continue their great career of providing start-up funds for the Imperial Expeditionary Force.
"Although there is a new identity certificate, the sudden addition of 300 people may still be noticed by the relevant departments. Therefore, it is necessary to make appropriate corrections in the human citizenship system."
"... No exception! Go to work!"
Several commanders who were busy hacking into the citizen ID card system gave a military salute and turned to leave.
"Hey, that long-haired beauty just now didn't mention you! You should follow the normal procedures when looking for a job!"
"Also, considering the interests of the empire..." Pandora paused, then continued.
"Are you trying to say that considering the interests of the empire, it is necessary to simulate a world war in advance?" The corner of my mouth twitched and I asked Lori who seemed to be a war lunatic in front of me.
"It's really a blessing for the empire that my brother has this kind of awareness." Pandora said quietly.
"Gospel, your head!" I finally broke out, "This is a peaceful world, not your front line! Can't you live in peace? Do you have to start a world war? Are you going to add more to me? How much trouble?"
Pandora looked at me with those unfocused gray eyes, as if to make sure I was joking, then finally nodded and turned off the projection behind her.
I looked back and found that the more than 200 commanders who had been mobilized for war were still standing there waiting for orders, and I couldn't help but another headache.
"Okay, okay, let's disband, go back and do some business and talk about life and so on. I really have nothing to do and help the brother who was teleported to the tree trunk pick the burrs."
All the commanders paid a military salute in unison and scattered in all directions.
It seems that I still have a long way to go to settle these warmongers from the Xiling Empire.
"Pandora, do you have anything else to do?" I found that Pandora was still standing behind me, so I couldn't help but ask a little strangely.
"Can't I stand behind my brother?" Pandora raised her head slightly and asked.
"Oh, that's not true, but I thought you were going to be with those subordinates. After all, you are their chief, so there must be something to deal with."
Pandora's voice carried a trace of resentment: "I was dealing with it just now—but I was interrupted by my brother."
"Then don't deal with it... By the way, Pandora, what time is it?"
"It's 2:12 in the morning, it's time to go back."
"There shouldn't be any problem with keeping them here, right?" I looked at the busy officers with some worry—I was really worried about what trouble these dangerous elements would cause.
"They are all well-trained soldiers," Pandora replied, "You don't have to worry about their safety at all."
Little guy, you don't understand what I'm worried about at all!
Forget it, let's go back first, otherwise it will be a lot of fun if my sister finds out.
"Pandora, take me back, and please don't cause trouble."
Pandora nodded, and then carried me on her shoulders with ease...
If I have a chance, I must buy a car!
**********Why is it so deserted? ***********
anyone there? anyone there? Who can answer me