I don't know how many three-inch Goddesses of Life are in the room. I can't count them anyway. These little guys occupy almost all the places where they can stay, including the beams on the ceiling and the top of the wall clock. This room The room was relatively spacious, with not much furniture, and it was originally a guest room that was temporarily unused—so Ding Dong took it for granted as a living room for entertaining the sisters.
Of course, my sudden appearance disturbed these timid little ones who are used to being surprised at first glance. They first silently fell silent for a few seconds, and then all of a sudden, all the three-inch little ones in the whole room began to exclaim!
I closed my eyes, and felt that I had already arrived at the vegetable market, and my previous worries finally came true: once the number of creatures like Ding Dong exceeds a thousand, you will not be far from neurasthenia, they are so noisy...
"Quiet, quiet, quiet—" I waved my arms in vain to try to quiet these little ones. It was easy to do when there was only one Jingdong around me in the past. , but now that there are thousands of jingle bells in the house, my efforts are as insignificant as a sneeze in a storm, and I also found an even more disturbing thing: these little ones quickly found Those were my own people, so not only were they not afraid, but they approached them affectionately, and I vaguely saw a few familiar faces—maybe they met when I went to the God Realm and accidentally broke into the gathering of the Goddess of Life. Of course, I’m not sure about those little guys on the Internet, after all, the faces of these little guys are only as big as peanuts, and I don’t have time to tell who they are one by one in this messy situation. When I reacted, I was completely surrounded by these three-inch goddesses of big liberalism. I found that there was only a piece of green in my sight, and these little girls were hanging on my head, shoulders, clothes, even trousers and feet. Girls, I said to myself that thanks to their cute appearance, otherwise, I would have died on the spot once if I had a photointensive phobia attack...
"Then what... you all are quiet and listen to me..." I was still trying in vain, and a few little things lying on my shoulders and on top of my head chirped, and because they were relatively close, I could hear it from the noise. Their voices: "Wow! It's the big guy who came to the God Realm last time!" "It's Ding Dong's big friend!" "Father God said to call him His Majesty the Emperor." "What does His Majesty the Emperor do?" "I don't know, Probably a nickname." "I ate the candy he brought last time, and he has a lot of candy in his pocket!" "But it's not good to rummaging through other people's pockets?" "Your Majesty, do you have any candy? Last time The kind of candy that can blow bubbles!"
At this moment, there were so many chirping voices in my ears.
At this time, I heard Sandora's voice from downstairs: "Ah Jun? What's going on up there? I heard a sudden loud noise."
I turned around stiffly like an old-fashioned robot, barely daring to move my arms and legs—because I would get caught on my body if I was not careful. These little ones, I know they are much stronger than they look, but these little guys Their slender appearance makes people can't help but treat them like porcelain. I turned to the direction of the stairs and replied loudly: "It's all right—Ding Dong's guest is coming, you have to be mentally prepared."
As I said that, I walked towards the stairs with difficulty. Finally, those little ones were still sensible. The little ones hanging on my lap flew away quickly, so I dared to take a step forward, but there were still two people standing on each side of my feet. Little ones, they sat on my slippers quite symmetrically, followed the footsteps up and down, stunned for a while, I heard a strange voice on my shoulder shouting: "Lily, why don't you come up? "
Lily should be the name of a certain three-inch Ding on my feet.
Then another voice answered in my head: "Lily is obsessive, she must be symmetry with Mona!"
"What is obsessive-compulsive disorder?"
"It's as if every species you make has an even number of bones, and you never go out when the ivy at the door has an odd number of leaves, it's obsessive-compulsive disorder—Lulu knows a lot!"
Then I knew that the name of the other three-inch cock on the foot was Mona, and she and the three-inch cock named Lily both had symmetrical obsessive-compulsive disorder; I knew that these little guys would never be quiet, as long as they thought they found Topics; I know they will always have new topics, so I may have a nervous breakdown soon; I know my current look must be weird, because...
Because when she went downstairs to the living room, with Sandora's composure, she was dumbfounded.
"Ah Jun, you look like a tree man," Sandora stuck out her tongue, "You're covered in leaves."
"I said, when are you going to come down?" I tilted my head and said to the little one on my shoulder, dumbfounded. In fact, I know that these three-inch little ones are not completely ignorant and foolish brats—however, they bear the name of a goddess Head, how could they not understand any rules? Now this situation is just caused by the playful nature of these little guys, and they are almost noisy now, so I shrugged, "I have to find a place to sit down, the two little things hanging on my belt, Aren't you afraid of crowding?"
Then the little guys on my body swarmed away, except for the two three-inch men with symmetrical obsessive-compulsive disorder on my feet: their eyes have been shocked by the bumps along the way, and they are still immersed in it In the environment of 44 shooting.
I looked at my heart with great joy, bent down cheerfully and picked up the two little guys and put them on the coffee table, and then they jumped up on the spot in turn: it turns out that even a god, the train sits for a long time Also blindfolded.
However, I estimate that Ding Dong's resistance to being blinded is higher than that of her sisters, because I put that little thing in a big water cup and shake it vigorously...wash it once, and at first she has to be turned on the table after she is released. It takes only a few minutes to find Bei, but now she can jump up and bite someone after swaying for two or three seconds. Obviously, the little thing has been tempered to the point where she can live in the center of a storm for two days without changing her face, and Ma Zhe takes an 80% test... Well, this It's off topic.
Speaking of Ding Dong, I began to look for that familiar little figure among a group of three-inch men, because I seemed to hear Ding Dong's chirping voice among a group of slap goddesses just now, but this task turned out to be quite difficult, because these little guys really They are too small, and they especially like to get together together, even stacking arhats like people on top of each other, and every little guy likes the same color of clothes, Ding Dong instantly disappears among his sisters—so I can only While picking off the little ones on his body, he called out the name of his figure goddess: "Where are you, Ding Dong?"
I felt my fingers being tightly hugged: "Ding Dong is in your hand! Ah Jun, why did you throw Ding Dong out!"
When I lowered my head, I found that the familiar Douding in my hand was my Ding Dong—the little guy who was taken off his head by myself a second ago and was about to be put aside: "... I didn't pay attention!"
"Pay attention to order, pay attention to politeness, and pay attention to what the goddess sister told me before departure!"
At this time, someone among the little guys finally came out to maintain the situation. A little guy who looked a little more stable than the other three-inch dings flew to the highest place and said loudly to the other Doudings, and the gang of Doudings flew quickly in my house. The sofa, the coffee table, the floor and the cabinet not far away fell down, and the silence slowly returned. Sancunding flying at the top has neat shoulder-length short hair and big eyes—compared to her overall size—that looks majestic. She looks at her sisters and nods with satisfaction: "Very well, everyone. Once you come to Dingdang's new home as a guest, you must not cause trouble to others, and Dingdang should not eat fruits from other people's homes all the time, your appetite needs to be controlled!"
"Uh, it's okay." I quickly waved my hand to the majestic three-inch Ding in the air, "In this house, appetite is the only thing that can't be controlled." As I spoke, I glanced at Sandora next to me, thinking that the main reason was This kind of topic will cause great psychological harm to Her Majesty, and if her psychological harm reaches a certain level, it will cause physical harm to you...
"Hello, Your Majesty the Emperor!" A group of three-inch men greeted me in a messy manner with the joy of a festival, and then turned to Sandora, "Hello, Your Majesty, Sister Emperor!"
"Should I call my sister Your Majesty the Emperor?"
"Mona thinks she should just call her sister Your Majesty."
"How about the emperor's sister? It seems reasonable..."
"Ling Dang thinks that sister should be called Your Majesty the Emperor!"
"Bing, you are too stupid, don't talk - Rachel thinks it should be called your majesty's sister! Anyway, it's the big sister! It's very big!"
I also found out that this group of three-inch men likes to discuss issues very much when they get together—they can discuss any topic with enthusiasm, and forget the matter in front of them in an instant.
But I don't think it's annoying at all, and Sandora also looked at this group of little ones with a very happy smile: The restlessness we accumulated in Shadow City seems to have disappeared under the healing of these groups of pistachios. A jingle is enough to keep the family happy, and now we have... have...
I hold Ding Dong in front of my face: "How many people are here? I see tens of thousands, right?"
"How can there be?" Ding Dong proudly pushed out her well-developed small breasts in terms of her proportions, "It looks like a lot, but it's actually only a thousand or so. This is the first batch to arrive, other sisters Heading here..."
I think about it too, many times the intuitive judgment on the quantity will be wrong-especially when such a large group of three-inch men gather together, it is even more difficult to say how accurate they are. I grabbed the jingle, looked around, and found that all the little ones are now obediently kept at a distance of about one meter from me: it is a rather long distance for them. Only a small head was exposed behind the sofa, and countless pairs of curious big eyes looked at it. The majestic three-inch Ding just landed on the tea table in front of me, and bowed in a very popular manner: "Doudou says hello to you! Doudou is the biggest sister here, so she is the team leader! I am very happy to be a guest of His Majesty the Emperor, Goddess Elder sister asked Doudou to convey some greetings to you, but because she forgot, they disappeared!"
I think the majesty of the three-inch ding is limited to this.
"Well, don't be too polite, just treat it as your own home and play casually," I looked at these little ones, and some of them couldn't bear their temper and began to fly around the living room curiously. In other words, going around under the sofa is probably like an adventure. I used to have a little serious idea of "the Goddess of Life envoys to the capital of the empire" (really only a little bit), but now this point There is no scum left in the serious conception: these little things are here to play, you can completely regard them as bear children who come to play at home, they are Ding Dong's little friends first, and the goddess of life second, what I want to do , just to entertain tens of thousands of bear children, "Well, there may not be enough space here, and there will probably be no room when you are all here, and I will open a portal for you to the shadow space later, and Ding Dong's temple will also over there… "
According to Ding Dong's habits, I know that when a clingy little guy like the Goddess of Life performs single-body teleportation, he is used to teleporting directly to his friends. They call this "human beacon". Looking at the battle in front of him, Ding Dong should be The family accepted the transmission application, so a large group of little ones were all stuffed into this house. They probably haven't seen the magnificent scene of Shadow City yet.
However, I soon discovered that this group of little ones didn't seem to be listening to what I said: they had already started sightseeing in this big house on their own, and a large group with the largest number followed Ding Dong. My sisters introduced the situation here:
"This is a TV. Although I don't know why it works, it's very powerful!"
"This is a desk clock. Although I don't know what it's used for, it's very powerful!"
"This is an air conditioner. Although I don't know what it does, it's very powerful!"
"This is Ah Jun's coat, where Ding Dong sleeps!"
Surrounded by a group of sisters, the three-inch man enthusiastically introduced his living environment. Although I couldn't see the little guy's expression, I could still picture the proud and proud appearance of the little guy. A group of three-inch men followed Behind Ding Dong, there were constant exclamations of oh, oh, oh, they were full of curiosity about everything here, including the family's slippers and the wastebasket placed in the corner. Sandora and I glanced at each other, and at the same time saw the deep powerlessness in each other's eyes, and at this time the only few three-inch Ding who were still obediently staying by our side were running around on the coffee table , I suddenly remembered that I hadn't had time to ask the whereabouts of the rest of the family, so I grabbed a little guy at random: "Do you know where the family is?"
"Go out and catch other sisters!" The little one, who was lifted by me by pinching the wings, continued to keep stepping in the air for a few seconds before reacting, and said in a daze, "Because the window was open when I came here, Ding Dong I didn’t make it clear to everyone in time, and a few sisters ran out!”
I was sweating white hair on my forehead: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"
"Because you didn't ask." The strange three-inch goddess was confident.
I thought to myself that the thing I was most worried about at the beginning happened so easily: the liberalism and super high mobility of these little goddesses make people hard to guard against! But just when he got up and was about to go out to find other people, a familiar laughing and laughing voice suddenly came from the yard—the guys who went out to catch the goddess came back.
The first one to run in was Qianqian. She was wearing a big sun hat, and she was carrying a huge net bag on her shoulders: the kind children use to catch butterflies and dragonflies. She was dressed as if she came back from a spring outing. . Behind Qianqian is a group of little girls at home, followed by Xiaoxue and Lin Xueniang, and then the Shenzu Tiaozi five-member group and elder sister—everyone is carrying a huge net bag on their shoulders, it is like a family group going out for a spring outing look like. The fox and sister Jill, the nanny, followed at the end of the team, and the fox even made a disguise: the pile of big tails was probably hidden by magic, and there was a big sun hat like Qianqian on his head. Throwing the hat aside, the ears on the head were shaking and shaking, as if he was suffocated.
I noticed that the fox's face had several patches of gray and black, and he was quite embarrassed.
"I caught them all!" Xiaoxue yelled and threw off her shoes, and ran over with her bare feet crackling, scaring off an unknown number of three-inch dings along the way. She put a huge insect box on the ground. On the coffee table, after opening the box door, I saw a dozen green figures jumping out of it, followed by thunderous applause from countless figurine goddesses in the living room... well, buzzing applause.
I looked at the insect net bag on the shoulders of Qianqian and others, and the insect box on the coffee table, and felt that my three views of the past twenty years were over today...
"Ah, Dad, are you back?" Xiaoxue only noticed her father who was sitting on the sofa and Sandora who was sitting on the other side. Excuse me, "Dad, your niece has done some meritorious service, and all the goddesses who ran away have been caught and brought back, and it didn't cause an incident that would collapse the three views of ordinary people!"
"Actually, it caused a bit of a breakdown," my elder sister walked over with a troubled smile after changing her shoes. As soon as she sat on the sofa, several little goddesses landed on her head curiously and chirped: My sister's affinity is quite obvious, "This season, a group of people ran in groups in city parks to catch dragonflies in full armor—although those little ones were not seen by anyone, the commotion we caused was not small."
Lin Xue sat next to me holding a bottle of fresh orange: "It's okay, I have already explained to the two reporters that this is performance art lovers experiencing life..."
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead: "You might as well not explain."
The eldest lady rolled her eyes at me, and suddenly felt that there was something under her body, so she quickly took out a dizzy little one from under her buttocks: "Ah! Oops—I seem to be dizzy!" RS