Ding Dong's eloquence really needs to be improved, which can be seen from the fact that she has not made it clear after rambling on for half an hour.
I'm really surprised, why I asked her why she came to Earth this time, this little thing can bring up the topic of the 3600th interplanetary sports meeting in the God Realm...
Also, should I complain about the 3600th Interplanetary Games
"That is to say, Ding Dong has returned to the God Realm..." The little thing didn't look bored at all, knelt down and sat in my hand, shaking his head and speaking again.
&qu;You said this sentence just now... &qu;
&qu;Then Dingdang went to report to the goddess sister. In order to celebrate Dingdang's safe return, the goddess sister held a banquet... &qu;
&qu; She dragged you to drink, but you were drunk with 0.5 milliliters of fruit wine, right? You also said this... &qu;
&qu;Yeah, Dingdang was drunk, and then met that big stupid lizard in the temple next door, and the stupid lizard joked about Dingdang's small size! That stupid guy, who has nothing to be proud of except the muscles in his brain, dares to underestimate Ding Dong, the most ice-smart captain of the 12th Squad of the 3rd Regiment, 4th Squadron, and the 12th Squadron of the Eternal Legion under the Goddess of Life! He lost to Ding Dong in a bet even two thousand years ago! &qu;
"Ahem, don't talk about what happened two thousand years ago..."
&qu; Mmmm! Ding Dong doesn’t know how to learn from the God of Dragons. Father God said that the leader of the Dragon God clan is a talker, so don’t learn from him... Later Ding Dong made a bet with that stupid lizard in the temple next door. The management god of the distant world, because that world is too far away and desolate, no one wants to take this position! &qu;
In fact, you have already told us about these things just now, what I want to know now is how drunk you were before you decided to wrestle an arm wrestle with a dragon god! ! !
&qu;So Ding Dong made a bet with the stupid lizard, and competed with him in the cross-plane sports meeting, um... Ding Dong lost...&qu;
Why are you so lost! It was a tragedy from the very beginning that you, a little thing the size of a palm, wrestled with the Dragon God! Doesn't your God Realm have no organization at all in holding sports meetings? How did those members of the organizing committee agree to your registration!
In addition... The legendary gods are extremely powerful and wise... All my fantasies were shattered at this moment. I thought that only Ding Dong was an alternative among the gods, but now it seems...
The gods are so fucking annoying...
Ding Dong talked on and on for a long time, but we still didn't understand why she appeared here. Looking at the cheerful little girl who was still talking with her face up in my palm, I suddenly wanted to know what she said could be loved by God the Father. To what extent can the king of the Dragon God, known as the chatterbox, be talkative...
Finally, Xiao BuDian seemed to be getting to the point, she slapped Xiao BuDian, and said happily: "Ding Dong was very upset when he had to go to a remote and desolate world because of a failed bet!" But when Ding Dong arrived in that world, he discovered that—that world and the universe you are in are actually next to each other! &qu;
I think, in fact, all the nonsense that Ding Dong said just now can be concentrated on the last sentence...
I raised my hand, held Ding Dong in front of my eyes, and observed it carefully. I couldn't connect this little goddess with the attributes of a little pet with the ruler of a world.
Well, I admit that it is difficult for others to connect us gangsters with the Imperial Head of State...
Being stared at by me like this, Ding Dong's little face flushed immediately, and then she rushed up suddenly, kicking my forehead accurately with her tiny bare feet.
... The strength of the Goddess of Life is the smallest among all the protoss, but... that is when compared with the dragon gods and other Hercules...
Alaya stared blankly at the big hole opposite her. She clearly remembered that she flew out of this hole just now. Why did the monarch also go out from here now
It must be the monarch affirming his behavior in this way!
Alaya made a conclusion like this, and then showed a smirk that no one could understand.
A few minutes later, I returned to everyone in front of everyone after being thrown to the ground. The messy look on my head was just a replica of the angel sister just now. Everyone looked at me, and their eyes were full of all kinds of things. Smiles, one message in common: Serve it right!
... I am guilty, I repent, even if the other party is a little one less than fifteen centimeters tall, I should not stare at a beautiful girl in such a rude way.
&qu; Humph! "Ding Dong expressed that he was very angry, but returned to my hand again, "You can have fun secretly!" As a punishment for blasphemy, being beaten to the ground is already very light. In the world I rule, this would be beheaded! &qu;
&qu;Yes, yes, my little goddess, then you will be fine if you leave your own world without authorization? &qu;
Now I am more and more curious about the world of the gods. These incomparably noble and powerful beings in legends now seem so humane. To be honest, this experience of squatting on the ground and talking to the goddess about world domination is really not good. Most people can imagine...
&qu; Ding Dong didn't leave his post without authorization! "Little Budian immediately retorted firmly, it seems that she is still a guy who values her professional ethics very much, "Because the world assigned to Ding Dong is too remote and desolate, Ding Dang went to sue Father God! Father God later divided the two better worlds next to that world to Ding Dong! This includes the universe you live in~~&qu;
Immediately I was in awe of Jingle!
Take a closer look at the little guy in my hand again——what I'm holding is the supreme god of the universe
This is too nonsense!
Well, nonsense is nonsense, but the facts will not change, the current situation is like this, the ruler of the most powerful empire in the universe, holding the goddess with the highest status in the universe in his hands, squatting together in a certain haunted house to discuss each other Have a question about desertion at work...
The more I think about it, the more nonsense it becomes!
Sometimes, when bullshit reaches the extreme, it means to be calm, and now I am calm...
At this time, I suddenly heard a low groan from the side. It turned out that An Weena, who was placed by us to rest, finally woke up.
We immediately gathered around this ghost maid who was estimated to be the first ghost maid in history who was unharmed by the bombardment of the angel's holy light, and watched her slowly open her eyes.
&qu;Tony... &qu;
When An Weena woke up, the first thing she said was her younger brother who had been wiped out, and then she suddenly remembered what she had done before she fell into a coma, so she closed her eyes in pain, and whispered: "Tony is gone... His closest sister killed... &qu;
"No, you failed to kill him." Seeing Anwena's pained look, we agreed to comfort her with a statement that was not a lie, "Your strength is too great." Weak and weak, not enough to purify Tony's soul, but was stunned by him. In the end, Alaya personally performed the purification ceremony. Don't worry, the angel's purification light will not cause pain to the opponent even if it is used to attack. Tony left very peacefully, and now he should have returned to the embrace of the Goddess of Life... &qu;
I don't know if it was peaceful or not, but at least I can be sure that in the impact of the holy light that was less than a microsecond, Tony will definitely not have any pain.
&qu; Mmmm! "Ding Dong immediately jumped out, just now we roughly shared Anveena's story with Ding Dong through a spiritual connection, and now she already knows the misfortune of the other party, "Ding Dong can testify to this! &qu;
Our comfort and the cute little creature that suddenly appeared in front of her eyes finally made Anveena recover from her grief. She looked at the little dot exuding a magical and reassuring aura in front of her in doubt, and asked curiously: "What is this?" ... &qu;
&qu;Ding Dong is a goddess~~~&qu; The little thing circled around the head of the ghost maid, his tone was full of pride, &qu;Ding Dong is a goddess of life...&qu;
We watched Anveena's head rotate a full 3600° following Ding Dong's figure, and felt the chill on the back of her neck... Can this dull ghost stop making such a terrifying move!