Bingtis sat next to me during the meal—of course, this refers to her body that is in a state of leaving the soul, and Sister Bing herself is still stuck in my soul.
It can be seen that Bingtis is full of resentment for her current state. Her biggest hobby is eating, drinking and having fun. Now these four hobbies are gone, and the current situation is that "eating", which ranks first, is no longer feasible on the spot.
Is there anything sadder than a family having a boisterous meal while you can only watch from the sidelines? That is, you can only watch yourself watching the family having a lively feast. Students who can’t pronounce this sentence can go back and draw a formula to see.
"What's the point of sitting next to you?" I discussed with Bingtis in my soul, "How about I help your body go back to rest? Maybe you can go back after your body sleeps..." So to put it this way, the main reason is that sitting next to such an expressionless Bingjie is too much pressure on people. At this time, I miss the activeness of holding a chicken leg with a mouth full of oil and arguing with Qianqian which is rounder, the earth or Mars. Bing Tees ah! "If you can't eat it, why don't you let me see it?" Bingtis said angrily, "I can just smell it!" "What can you smell now?" I couldn't help but muttered, "You are now It's a pure soul..." Sandora looked at me and Bingtis (body), and suddenly took a piece of meat from the bowl and stuffed it into the latter's mouth: "Well, you can eat."
The body in the state of leaving the soul also has basic mobility and weak consciousness, so I chewed subconsciously, and I listened to Bingtis swallowing in my mind (how can a soul make such a movement?) and her distraught voice: "This is a fart No, I can't feel it at all! Chen, you will eat an extra bowl of rice later, and you will eat it for my concubine!" I want to say what is the meaning of this, but I am afraid that she will sing other weird things with insufficiency I came to toss myself, so I shut up cautiously, and while pulling food into my mouth, I watched Sandora stuffing pepper, aniseed and napkins into the mouth of Bingtis (body) with a smirk... In a state of joy, she didn't see Sandora's actions: she didn't feel it anyway.
This messy dinner is finally over.
Dozens of three-inchers expressed their satisfaction with the food, and the scene of them circling around a pot of soup looking for a ladder is impressive, especially when Paqiqi falls in: God knows how much they spoiled.
These dozens of little guys are going to spend the night here today (those who were taken out by Ding Dong should not come back in the temple), I thought about how to arrange rooms and beds for them for a long time, Ding Dong is used to the lampshade beside my bed at night Sleeping in the bedroom, but it seems that there are not so many lamps at home... This is really a group of troublesome guests, although they are not big.
But quantity is a big problem after all.
Just when I was having a headache, that second-rate nine-tailed fox walked past me wagging its tail just right: this guy appeared too timely, and I immediately thought of tons of good ideas.
Master Hu Immortal has keen six senses, the moment my eyes changed, she became jittery, and the fluff on her ears exploded in pieces visible to the naked eye.
In the end, even the tail was straightened: it looked like a rake.
"Fox, come here."
I beckoned to Lord Fox Immortal, who moved closer step by step, and stopped at a safe distance of three meters: "What are you doing—it was agreed in advance that you can't use Xiaoxue as a pillow, and you are not allowed to grab my tail anymore. Hairy, seeing that it is winter, I just put on thick fur to keep warm.
If you want a new scarf, I’ll make it for you in the spring of next year..." The fox is just in time for moulting: even if she has been immortal for thousands of years, she still maintains the habits of wild animals in many subtle places, such as the time after she moults in winter. kind.
Now Master Fox Fairy's fluffy tail is more attractive than ever, especially for a child like Xiaoxue who has slept with her tail hugged since childhood. One day I even saw her wrap all her tails in a scarf—maybe she was too bored to do it later.
I looked forward to the new scarf next spring promised by the fox for a while, then I kindly stepped forward to pinch her furry ears, and turned to greet the dozens of three-inch little ones: "You can sleep in her tail tonight.
Ding Dong got into it and slept, and it was said to be very comfortable.
I reckon at least seven or eight people can sleep in one tail..." "Hey wait! "The fox only came to his senses at this time, turned his head and wanted to hide, "You can't do this, I haven't agreed yet..." Before she finished speaking, the group of little ones jumped up cheering, and the three-inchers who often act in groups have a kind of Natural fit.
They allocated their sleeping places in an instant, and I only felt a green light flash in front of my eyes, and all the little bean dings disappeared into the thick golden fluff.
Master Hu Immortal's muscles tensed up, and his expression stiffened, he let out a long sound of "Hey -".
"It's so itchy..." The fox girl suddenly let out a smirk.
Then he passed out with a strange flush on his face.
"I'm going to take a shower and go to bed early today."
I took the fox to her room and settled it down. When I came back, I greeted my family and was about to go to the bathroom. However, before my front feet fell, I felt a whistling in my ears. Sandora rushed over and grabbed my arm: "No!" "Ah?" I looked at her in surprise, and suddenly understood why.
"Bingtis is still one with you! She is different from Alaya, she is using your first-person perspective!" I felt a chill hit my whole body, even Bingtis stuck in my soul As if they were all attacked by this chill, the female hooligan murmured: "Damn... Sandora, you are so dirty after you get married..." "Then what should I do?" One thing, at this moment, I have fully realized what it means to merge with a woman, which means that there is a first-person perspective girl peeping beside you in everything you do! Fortunately, after my life form has completely become a void creature, I no longer need to go to the toilet, otherwise, I would have been hard to imagine what it would be like three days after I merged with Bingtis: Optimistically, Sandora would have swallowed herself alive by then.
"It's just a habit to take a shower anyway, you've long been free from dust."
Sandora bit her lip and said, standing behind her was Qianqian who just heard the commotion and rushed over to join in the fun.
"What about sleeping?" I began to shake out the situations I thought of one by one.
"Clothes and sleep."
Sandora was categorical, and Qianqian nodded along with Huhu: Although she still didn't understand what we were talking about.
"What about changing clothes?" "Close your eyes, if you find it troublesome, I'll help you change."
"What about the underwear..." "It's a couple anyway," Sandora turned her face away, "I know when you're not wearing clothes..." Bingtis certainly didn't think so much before.
At this time, every time I said a word, she wailed in the spiritual connection, and in the end there was only one sentence left: "My mother's life is innocent, my mother's life is innocent, my mother's life is innocent..." Actually, I think Sandora is entangled" The words "close your eyes" are completely self-deceiving, because Bingtis' current state is not just as simple as "first-person perspective", she and I are in the same heart, and now the soul is symbiotic.
In addition to not being able to fully share the senses, you can think that Bingtis is already the master of this half of my body, but has no control.
It’s okay if you don’t want to, but thinking about it carefully makes you feel goosebumps all over your body. Thinking about it is terrifying, thinking about it is terrifying! Qianqian finally knew what was going on at this time.
This girl is looking at this side with a very dangerous look. She is a bit lacking in heart, but not to the point where there is no heart left at all, and I can only reply with a frank, honest, and innocent smirk: I am now in an extremely unlucky state that I have never done before. You said that I have not done anything, so how can I be suspected of derailment... "Forget it, just bear it," I sighed.
Feeling that life is really bumpy, "Hurry up and finish the things at hand and go to the God Realm. It's not a problem that Bingtis is always stuck like this. How can I catch up with such a stupid thing like divine magic out of control."
Going back to the room bored, I found that little Gothic doll was lying on the bed reading a book. Because of its size, she used to spread the book like this and lie on it when she was reading.
I looked at this little girl who looked like a mini version of Bingjie, and thought about Bingtis who was stuck with me.
The words "a family of three" couldn't be controlled... "What's wrong? Your eyes are so strange."
The puppet girl propped herself up, her ruby-like eyes were full of confusion.
"It's okay, the three of us will sleep together tonight."
I sighed, walked over and picked up the little doll and rubbed it on my face. She no longer resists this kind of standard father-daughter intimacy, but she still hates me pricking her with stubble, so I feel very uncomfortable. Twist and dodge.
"Why three people?" The doll girl supported my chin vigorously.
"Oh, by the way, I heard that Sister Bing is stuck with you."
In fact, she should be called Aunt Bingtis, but the female hooligans strictly forbid anyone to call her "auntie", plus the family members call each other messy and have no generations (the vertical age difference is hundreds of millions of years.
Do you dare to study seniority? ), so she calls it that sometimes, of course only when she is in a good mood, if she is in a bad mood, this bad-tempered doll calls everyone by their name, including Father God.
After a while, I began to lie in the bed in a daze, thinking whether it was an ethical issue or a social issue that I was stuck in the same body as a female gangster. The little doll was unwilling to sleep in the bed today. Climbed into her box: Normally she would be happy to be hugged and slept like an ordinary doll, but today there is an extra Bingtis, the little guy may have some kind of psychological awkwardness.
At this moment, I heard a murmuring sound from outside the door, as if someone was meeting outside the room and discussing matters. Just as I was distinguishing whose voice it was, the door was pushed open. Sandora He Qianqian appeared at the door in pajamas with a pillow in his arms.
"You two, this is..." I was a little dazed for a moment, while Sandora strode over and threw the pillow into my bed: "Come to monitor, I met Qianqian at the door, she is exactly what I thought."
Nodding shallowly, with a very serious expression, I scratched my hair, always feeling something was wrong: "Speaking of which, it shouldn't be necessary, Bingtis is stuck with me on the soul level, and we can't happen What kind of physical contact, is there a difference between whether you monitor or not?" Bingtis also said yes repeatedly in the spiritual connection with deep approval.
"Nonsense, of course I know this," Sandora curled her lips, and arranged with Qianqian who would sleep on the left and who would sleep on the right, and they had obviously formed a fairly solid united front, "But this is a psychological problem: knowing that you and a Even if I don't meet with the most unspecified woman at a negative distance, even if I don't have physical contact, I feel at ease, but I feel more at ease when I come here to see her."
I am speechless.
Seeing that Sandora and Qianqian had already decided on the territory division in an instant, she had no say in the whole process.
Under the thin pajamas, the beautiful figures of the two girls made it difficult to divert attention, but I could only scroll the screen in my heart and cycle the Qingxin Mantra—it was not easy at first, but when I thought about it, there was actually a female hooligan at the scene I'm watching the whole process from the first-person perspective, so I don't have any ideas left... At this time, I can only rejoice that thanks to Lin Xue going home every day, otherwise tonight might be so lively! I have been in close contact with Sandora and the others for a long time, and it stands to reason that "being honest with each other" would not be embarrassing.
But I don't know what's going on, now I feel awkward no matter what I think, lying on the bed with my eyes open is getting more and more energetic.
Is this considered a blessing for everyone? It should be no problem to say that, there is nothing more reassuring than being with your lover, but the feeling of something wrong still creeps out, and finally Qianqian suddenly muttered something that finally made people realize: "Ah Jun, you Does adding Bingtis now count as 4..." I was shocked: "Qianqian, let's not do this.
All ages agreed upon..." Bingtis was stunned, and suddenly reacted before screaming: "Damn! D! I want to go out, let my old lady go out! The old lady has been so pure and clean for so many years, don't be so high-powered when she comes up! Rely on you adulterers and concubines, don't play with the maiden's heart—" "Shut up the guy who affects other people's married life. "
Sandora gritted her teeth and said in the spiritual connection.
It seems that I don't want to be quiet tonight... Early the next morning, I woke up with two koalas hanging on my body, feeling exhausted physically and mentally.
The amazing thing is that I didn't hear Bingtis at all: as the culprit, she can sleep peacefully.
As a mounted soul, this female hooligan can freely choose a biological clock independent of mine.
Wanting to sleep and want to wake up, coupled with her lawless and self-willed personality, this is an audio bomb in the brain that ignores the wishes of the host. Fortunately, my biological clock is not very different from hers. , I guess I will be annoyed to death by her.
"Morning, Jun."
Qianqian and Sandora woke up at about the same time. At this time, it can be seen that there are still some differences in their personalities: Qianqian still retains some ordinary people's worldview.
So she stuck out her tongue embarrassingly, and Sandora, who didn't have any thinking burden of earthlings, didn't take the ambiguity of getting up early at all, she stretched her waist, and the second sentence was: "Ah Jun, I'm hungry .”
I went under the window sill to take the little doll out of the box, and pushed the confused little girl to the pool to brush her teeth, wash her face, comb her hair, and put it on. During the whole process, the latter kept her eyes closed and snored, letting others toss her around. A defenseless look: I have to say that dolls will also be spoiled.
Now this guy with a big temper should have almost drowned in the ocean of fatherly love, and the occasional flutter is just a refusal to call him daddy.
Bingtis didn't wake up after breakfast, and I saved a lot of trouble: for example, I didn't have to take an extra bite every time to express "sharing" with the second soul in my body, and then it was like a daily habit.
Go to Shadow City to see what business needs to be done.
Go to work on a regular basis, and work at a fixed time, so day after day, unless you need a personal conquest, you spend it like this every day-being a hardworking emperor is actually not much different from an office worker. If you have to say the difference, it is your usual To go to work, you don’t have to lead tens of millions of troops to fight with people every now and then, but as the emperor, I need to tie my own and many people’s heads on the waistband of my trousers... I must have a very long trouser belt.
"You look bad."
A powerful bass interrupted my wild thoughts. I looked up and saw a burly figure standing in front of me, dressed in a meticulous military uniform, with a steel plate-like figure, and a slightly gloomy serious face, Harlan? Levallet, I haven't seen you for a few days.
"Harlan," I waved my hand weakly, "it's okay, I've encountered a little trouble in my personal life—what's the matter with you?" He also has the independent right of action at the emperor level, so he usually doesn't have much time to chat with me. Usually he only appears like this when he has something to do.
I thought he was going to talk about Abyss Xiling: After all, that was the boss he had loyal to, but Harlan didn't seem to have much interest in his old leader. He mentioned another thing: "About the establishment of a complete production line for the Abyss Fleet , because the abyssal units are going to be multiplied in the empire, so I want to discuss it with you, let me explain in advance, this may cause panic among ordinary races, but in the long run, it is necessary."
I suddenly regained my energy and sat up straight: "The production line of the Abyss Fleet? Do you have a complete industrial master machine and Xiling master machine? Is it impossible to build an abyss generator in the empire?" "I do have a full set of industrial facilities "Harlan nodded with a serious expression, "But the construction of an abyss fleet does not require the construction of additional abyss generators. There are some things about those imperial equipment that have been polluted and transformed..." Afterwards, Harlan began to tell me some The secret about the fallen apostle that even Tavel didn't discover.
(To be continued.
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