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This is the first night I spent in the God Realm this time. I may be a little sleepy. I always feel that I am not very at ease when I sleep at night. Things are going on, and I can't calm down at all, but I really want to dig into what I'm thinking, but I can't sum up anything. I just lay there half-drowsy and half-drowsy, vaguely feeling that the night was almost over, and also vaguely felt that the door seemed to move, and I also felt that someone was walking in the room-but this must be an illusion, With my current level of perception and vigilance, if someone gets close, I will definitely be able to wake up from the dazed state in an instant.
But soon, I really felt that someone was in the room, and that person had made a half circle around the bed and was now standing in front of me.
I opened my eyes slightly, and vaguely saw a figure standing beside the bed. This figure was tall and elegant, with its back to the window. I couldn't see the figure's face clearly in the backlight, only a few wisps of silvery white faintly visible in the night. Floating, moving his gaze upwards, a pair of blood-red eyes met his own in the darkness, lifeless, cold and lifeless.
I was completely awake this time, and suddenly exclaimed: "Hey, I'm going!" Then subconsciously jumped up from the bed and jumped back. But maybe it’s because I’m usually used to the layout of my house at home. I forgot that this bedroom in Bingtis’s house has a lot of messy, high-end, foreign-style furnishings: I directly knocked over a tall crystal table next to the bed. , suddenly there was a loud noise.
Bingtis' soul also woke up this time, and yelled in a daze: "Dry wool, dry wool! I have been insomniac for most of the night and just fell asleep, what are you crazy about! Why are there so many things with you... Hey, why is my body standing there! You beast finally can't hold back and want to pull my ignorant body over and ruin it?!"
"Girls pay attention to what you say." I really admire myself. At this time, I still have the energy to bicker with Bingtis, and then activate the crystal lamp in the room, and the soft light immediately fills the room. "I don't know what's going on, she just stood there when I opened my eyes - it scared me!"
Standing by the bed with his back to the window is Bingtis's soulless body, thinking that it must be her who opened the door and walked around the room for a long time. I was wondering why my alertness and perception were so slow this time, and I realized after thinking about it: Bingtis' soul is now one with me, so her body is not an "outsider" to me at all. "It's like you wouldn't be alert to your own hands and feet, I guess I might not be able to react if her body is going to rush over to assassinate me—this is amazing.
"Could it be that she still remembers the words 'keep up with' that she told her before departure?" I calmed down and walked forward dumbfounded. Bingtis' body just stared blankly at me approaching, blinking his eyes for a long time. She was wearing a pure white pajamas, her expression was calm and serene, and her silver hair cascaded to the ground like a waterfall. This image is completely different from her usual appearance of running around in a long black dress, but I can't care less about admiring it The figure of this enchanting lady. I'm thinking about one thing right now: how to get this cerebral palsy version of Sister Bing out
She has hands and feet and can walk around. Even if she is sent back to the room, she will run over again in all likelihood. Now it is certain that the phrase "follow the man in front of me" in her mind has become an imperative. Changing the death order, unless she is tied up in his own room... It may not work if tied up, this female hooligan is really strong! She is the only freak other than Dragon God who can punch Flying Dragon God with her fists. I have seen with my own eyes the horrifying scene of her throwing Lin flying.
I was so unlucky that I drank water between my teeth, and I was just pulling Bingtis's arm to send her back to the room, when I heard the sound I didn't want to hear at this time coming from the door. Before he could react, Uncle Kuvain broke in with his wife: "What's going on, what's going on? Just now a patrol guard reported that this..."
I was face to face with Bing Daddy and Bing Mom, and time stopped at this moment, and then Bing Daddy saw her baby girl standing behind me in pajamas, with a face that just woke up (actually dead fish eyes), and behind us , the big bed is messy (I don't sleep well).
My treasure looks solemn: "Actually, this was a mistake..."
Father Bing rushed forward and interrupted me, I thought he was going to fight me hard, but he grabbed my hand with an excited expression like late Parkinson: "Have you decided what to name the child?"
I quickly calmed down the old man: "Actually, this is really a mistake..."
Bing Mama also came up to grab the a little excited Bing Dad: "Look at what you look like. You can't keep your focus when you are too old. Is it time to think about this—"
I let out a sigh of relief, Aunt Aisha Li is indeed much more reliable than Bingtis' hot-tempered father. As a result, before I had time to be moved for a while, Bing Mama also grabbed my arm: "Have you figured out where the child will go to school?"
I was about to cry, I really deserved to be a family, Ice mother thinks farther than Ice father...
"Dad! Mom! You two don't make any more trouble!" At this time, Bingtis couldn't help but said, "My body just ran in by myself inexplicably! Chen was just taken aback by her, you guys How far do you want to go!"
Taking advantage of the time when the Cuvains were a little dazed, I finally found a chance to intervene, and quickly explained everything in one breath. This misunderstanding right now is not a matter of few words. Once I can’t explain it clearly, I don’t think I will be able to relax for a long time, especially Uncle Cuvain’s super mobility. If you say that if he cooperates with (the word is correct) Bing Mama Carrying three or four tons of children's clothes and running to Shadow City, what should I do if I announce that I will help my daughter take care of the children? Not to mention whether the three of Sandora and the others will kill their relatives righteously, as long as this news spreads, you won’t find a scandal with a higher rating than this in the entire empire within three years at least...
I don't know how credible what I said is. Anyway, the two parents have half-belief on their faces. Of course, it is more likely that they would rather not believe it than let me admit it. The more I think about this possibility, the more I think about it. high.
But at the critical moment, Bingtis is still very powerful, so she said something faintly, and Bing's father and mother were silent: "Parents, imagine having sex with yourself from a first-person perspective—do you think I can allow this?" What happened?"
Uncle Kuvain's expression was tangled for a while, and he looked at this side with great regret: "Really?"
I nodded vigorously. Then he also pressed the dead fish-eyed Bingtis next to him and nodded vigorously, and finally looked at the two parents dumbfounded: "Well, you have a bit of mentality... Bingtis is your own daughter, how can you mess around with life's major events?" .Especially in today’s situation, I think it’s normal for you to summon all the temple guards to chase me down…”
Uncle Kuvain has returned to his usual stable and indifferent appearance of an old aristocrat. Hearing this, he suddenly showed a meaningful smile: "Of course we know."
I was terrified by his smile, and quickly took half a step back: "Well, that's good... Actually, I think so. Bingtis has no idea about this right now. Anyway, God's life span is unlimited, so you don't have to give her too much Stress, right? In fact, she usually has a headache about this, and she complained to me not once or twice. As an outsider, I shouldn't be... Why are your eyes so strange?"
Kuvain and Aisha looked at each other ambiguously, as if they had reached some kind of tacit agreement, and then the former looked over with that kind of meaningful smile: "Okay then. You guys rest first, there will be trouble tonight That's good enough."
Then the couple turned around and asked mysteriously. I was still confused and greeted subconsciously. Uncle Kuvain didn't look back, but just said leisurely: "You are according to me. The only person I know who is very special to Bingtis—that girl never took the initiative to complain about her private affairs to others, even including me and her mother."
The room finally quieted down, and this dumbfounding oolong finally ended safely. At the scene, only I and Bingtis's soul-departed body were left looking at each other, um. By the way, I also looked at Bingtis' soul face to face at the spiritual level.
"What did your dad mean in the end?" I wondered. "Hey, Bingtis, is he telling the truth? You've never..."
"Don't ask, it's annoying." Bingtis replied angrily, "I can't sleep well-you take my concubine body to bed."
Me: "... huh?"
"What are you still doing in a daze, she will come running!" Bingtis bluffed loudly in my mind, "She must only remember one thing now. That is to follow you at all times. The longer the soul is out of the body. The body The weaker the ability to think, children should know this. You promised my dad. Take care of the concubine’s body, so let’s start now: take the concubine’s body and go to bed in bed, unless you are embarrassed to see a girl dressed as a child Standing in front of your bed for half the night like this."
"Yes, my lord goddess" I sighed, knowing that Bingtis can be arrogant like ordinary girls, and her arrogance is even more powerful, so it's best not to expect to be able to reason with her "Then You are in bed, I'm going to lay the floor."
Bingtis was silent for a while, and said in a low voice: "No, I'm stuck with you, do you think your floor is still owned by one person?"
You said how complicated this is!
I turned tons of thoughts in an instant, and my thoughts were so chaotic that I didn't know what I was thinking, but in the end, those chaotic thoughts slowly receded, and I suddenly felt that I might have figured something out, and I suddenly relaxed.
"Huh? Chen, what were you thinking just now?" Bingtis should be able to feel the movement of the other half of the soul, and suddenly asked curiously, "Why does the concubine feel... a chill?"
"It's nothing, your delusion." I chuckled, and then hugged Bingtis' body horizontally with ease. It's really strange. Now I realize that even if I hold her, I won't feel the slightest awkwardness. You said When did this become like this
I put her carefully in the bed and helped her tidy her hair. After tidying for a long time, the obsessive-compulsive disorder was forced out: "Why is your hair so difficult to manage!"
"Why do you bother with this, my concubine's hair can't be messed up."
"...I'm suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder. Tell me, how do you deal with your hair when you usually sleep? Do you put it under your body or hang it outside the bed? Or get a hairstyle for sleeping in advance?"
Hearing my question, Bingdi fell silent for half a minute. Finally, she shouted angrily: "Look at your unlucky question! I'm also tangled! How do I usually sleep? coming-"
I was dumbfounded: "... I seem to think of a joke..."
"Shut up."
"Okay, I won't talk about it." I shrugged, and carefully arranged Bingtis' hair, which was almost as long as her body, outside the bed, making it into a silver waterfall, and seeing that her eyes were still open, I went Reach out to help her close her eyelids: "Sleep well. Don't run around this time."
It took a second for me to get terrified: Why does this plot look so much like Bingtis dying
I stifled the idea of "I will not die with peace", and lay down carefully on the other side of the bed—it was really embarrassing after all, and fortunately the Bingtis family is a local tyrant, or every protoss is a local tyrant. It can almost park a tank if it is stretched out. I just carefully settled down in this large body that can be described as vast, keeping a sufficient distance from the graceful body next to it. Bingtis, who has always been a tough female hooligan, really shrank when she met the real one. After a long silence, she tremblingly choked out a sentence: "You beast, you are absolutely not allowed to make a real move. The concubine has no ability to resist now. , you have to try it while the concubine is sleeping..."
Me: "Aren't you afraid of the sky and the earth? I said just now that you don't want to sleep on the floor."
"Stop talking nonsense, my concubine is more or less a girl, it would be so heartless to have no sense of crisis at this time. Damn, I don't want to sleep on the floor. I have to worry about waking up and finding that I am pushing myself from the first-person perspective, you know What is this goddess now tangled up in?"
A woman's heart is a needle under the sea, and Sister Bing's heart is probably equivalent to a needle melted in a titanium alloy lump. Anyway, I can't figure it out. The corners of my mouth turned up, and I brought a smile: Of course, Bingtis must not see it. Then I turned my back to her body: this is necessary, anyway, that goddess's figure is a bit surprisingly good, even perfect is not enough to describe it, even with a thin quilt, it is difficult to conceal Miss Bing's astonishment posture. Coupled with the beautiful side face that adds a sense of holiness and tranquility under the night, even if I have no problem with my concentration, I may still keep my eyes open until dawn. Isn't this causing trouble for myself
But I don't know if I paid too much attention to it and created an illusion. Even though I was far away, I still felt the warm body temperature and the unique fragrance of Bingtis coming from close at hand. Feeling that there was another source of restlessness in my soul, I couldn't help but ask, "Haven't slept yet?"
"...Don't mention it, I'm still thinking about how to put my hair when I sleep..."
Immediately, I stopped being entangled with peace of mind, and rolled the voices and smiles of Sandora and the others dozens of times in my mind, falling into a dream.
This short second half of the night was finally passed safely.
It felt like I just fell asleep for a while. It was bright outside the window. I open my eyes. Seeing the somewhat unfamiliar ceiling, he reacted for a moment before realizing that he was at Bingtis' house. Then I recalled all the things of last night, and quickly looked to the side: Fortunately, in the second half of the night, Sister Bing's body didn't run around, and she lay obediently in her original position, neither entangled in an ambiguous posture nor fell asleep. Unlucky, Chun Guang Quan leaked it as a ** welfare broadcaster: I am very worried that if this happened, Ice Dad and Ice Mom would immediately dare to carry the baby carriage and kidnap me to the Father’s Temple to witness the marriage...
Fortunately, she caused such a big mess yesterday, but now she is sleeping soundly: it is really a happy thing to be brainless.
I got up, went to the ground, and changed my clothes—speaking of which, at the beginning, Sandora was quite confused about what to do when I was stuck with Bing Tiss and changed clothes, but within two days, I couldn’t care less about such details. Facts have proved that people's unaccustomedness stems from not being forced to do so. Bingtis' lazy voice also sounded in his mind at the right time: "Oh, early."
"You're awake, won't you sleep more?" I greeted her naturally, after so many days of being stuck together, now I'm almost getting into the habit of getting up early and saying good morning to Bingtis, it won't be like before In the first two or three days, I would be startled when I suddenly heard her greet me in the morning.
"Ah, I didn't sleep at all." Bingtis' voice sounded extremely weak, "I'm so tired."
"You didn't sleep in the second half of the night?!" I was shocked, "When you are so heartless and have insomnia?"
"... Get out, where do you put your hair when you're still tm trying to sleep, don't talk to me, I'm sick of singing when I get angry."
I:"… "
My Big Bing sister is so cute sometimes—her obsessive-compulsive disorder should have reached incurable disease, right
"Wait, I suddenly thought of something" I still couldn't help talking to Bingtis, because her body had woken up, and she stood behind me with a blank face according to the "highest order", wearing light pajamas "How to dress her?"
"...Don't try to take advantage of it. Close your eyes, turn around, block your perception, and wear it yourself."
I obeyed obediently, but only after turning around did I realize: "What's the point!"
"Oh shit, I forgot that the concubine's body is stuck with you, you can't see the concubine's body and you can't see it anymore."
So the two of us struggled with this simple question until Mo's voice sounded outside the door: the housekeeper came to see if the guests were up and informed us that breakfast was ready.
I immediately felt that my brain was ruined by a hole: how many maids in the temple! At least there is a housekeeper! Who changed Bingtis' pajamas last night! Why do you think our intelligence is suddenly not enough
I discussed it with Bingtis, and in the end, Sister Bing felt that the two of them were stuck together for too long, and one of them lowered the average IQ. Then we both desperately denied the lowered IQ until the dining room. That person is myself... (To be continued.