(On this Double Eleven festival, I originally wanted to break the update to celebrate...)
After dinner in the evening, Qianqian couldn't sit still at home anymore, so she dragged me out to go shopping. Seeing that it was still early, 8:30 in the evening was also the time to go out for a walk and visit the night market, so I followed She came out together.
Although the cities on the earth cannot be compared with places like Shadow City, but looking at Qianqian's cheerful appearance along the way, I think that as long as I am with her, this girl can enjoy the excitement of walking in the Amazon basin even in the park in the middle of the street Bar.
Speaking of which, I run around all day long, and the distance I walk every day has extended to an incredible degree. I even went to the God Realm just now, but it has been a long time since I walked around my home. As soon as I went out, there was even a moment of strangeness, and the small owner of the street supermarket greeted me warmly: "Hey, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you back from a business trip?"
... In fact, they still told the truth in one word.
Just like every time we go shopping in the past, Qianqian always runs ahead. Our goal is to follow this girl's wandering attention at any time. Maybe I suddenly want to go to the park to count the stars, and maybe halfway through the counting, I will happily run to see those bearded uncles in colorful clothes selling Tibetan knives. Suggestions such as "how about we go to the White House and scare Obama" are fine.
This girl has a kind of magical power, people around her will involuntarily feel as if they are trapped in a small world with a rhythm different from the surrounding environment. Qianqian and I are walking on the bustling commercial street, surrounded by bustling bustle , but the world that belongs to us is only two meters in radius, which is probably why only the two of us can play with each other since we were young: there are no primates in this world that can keep up with the shallow beat.
Qianqian is very happy, but there is one thing that makes her feel awkward even if she is heartless: we still have a light bulb...
Sister Bing's body was still following behind her step by step, her expression blank and silent, anyway, no matter where Qianqian and I went, whenever I turned around, I could see a pair of dead fish eyes staring at me unblinkingly behind, Sometimes turning around suddenly can scare myself. At the beginning, I was worried that I would lose this mindless version of Sister Bing if I walked too fast. Now I even suspect that even if I go to Brazil with Qianqian in an instant, this body can dig a hole in place and pass through the center of the earth to continue. Follow us.
So the two of them took a walk and it turned into a threesome.
As I was walking, I felt that the atmosphere around me was not right, because there were many curious eyes around me, and the number of passers-by behind me and Qianqian was obviously increasing. Although these passers-by did not get close, they obviously followed out of curiosity of.
My first reaction was that there was something wrong with the shape of Bingtis, but I quickly remembered that there is no need to worry about this: of course, the vivid image of the dark goddess cannot directly appear in front of ordinary people: ankle-length silver hair and blood-red eyes, Once this look appears on the street after 8:30 in the evening, it is easy to call the police over, especially now that she still has a stiff expression and erratic footsteps. If I lead her out directly, I will probably be able to sprinkle realgar wine with her behind—so Sister Bing There is a layer of long-lasting illusion camouflage on her body. Her image in front of ordinary people is an ordinary young woman with long hair and waist. In order to reduce the sense of presence, she even covered her face with her hair. So her styling is fine.
But soon I figured out where the problem was: In the eyes of others, I should be leading my girlfriend out for a stroll, and half a meter behind me was a resentful woman who looked like Sadako... Suddenly I figured this out, and I suddenly With a shiver all over his body, he understood why even though Bingtis had a layer of camouflage on his body, he still followed the crowd of onlookers all the way.
So I quickly communicated with Qianqian, and the two of them grabbed Bingtis's arm one by one, and led her to walk forward slowly. Foot... right foot... that's it, don't panic, we'll be home in a while..."
I smiled with the people around me: "When I was a child, I was poisoned by drugs and my brain was broken. Take her out to breathe fresh air..."
The onlookers dispersed one after another, and Bingtis' soul was furious in the spiritual connection: "Your brain is broken! Both of your brains are broken! Can't you think of a reliable statement?!"
Qianqian and I finally led Bingtis to the park in the center of the street where there were no people there. Hearing the continuous roar of the soul of this rogue goddess, we suddenly burst into laughter. It took me a long time to be the first to calm down. , looking seriously at Bingtis' dead fish-eyed golden body: "Forget it, with her by my side, it's better for us not to go out. It's a trivial matter to meet a group of aunts who watch Korean dramas. What if we meet some righteous people?" It’s overwhelmed, it’s no fun to misunderstand us and abduct disabled girls.”
Bingtis continued to rage there: "You are disabled! Both of you are disabled!"
The night excursion with Qianqian ended in such an anticlimactic manner. After we got home, we shared this little episode that happened on the road with our family members. Amidst Sister Bing’s furious protest, Sandora remembered it. In the general history of the empire, and then it was almost time to go to bed, and then... Then something extraordinary happened.
Just like before I set off, Qianqian and Sandora came to the room with pillows in their arms to "surveillance". I lay between the two of them, imagining that I was actually a bright and innocent young man, and then... like many people As I had guessed, the bedroom door was pushed open.
Dead fish-eyed sister Bing came to the bed in her pajamas (which Anveena helped her put on) without turning her head, and climbed onto the bed under the stunned gazes of Sandora and Qianqian—and by the way Squeeze it down.
After all, no matter how big the bed is, it is limited. It was already overloaded with three people lying on it. Now that there is an extra Bingtis, it is not enough anyway. Qianqian stood on the ground, staring blankly at Bingtis lying in her original position, her face gradually darkened.
"Actually, there are very complicated reasons for this..." I sat up with the awareness that I would perish with morality, and slapped Sister Bing (body) who sat up with me and lay down, "She is now completely bound By my side: including when I'm sleeping..."
Sandora and Qianqian were sitting across from each other holding the pillow with a serious expression, while lying beside her was a more serious expression—that is, the dead fish-eyed Bingtis who had no expression at all. I want to explain to the two girls with over 100 million fighting powers why they have one more woman before they decide to kill their relatives, and let them believe that nothing happened to them that they have slept with this sister with a bust of 36E every day for the past few days thing. There is a sport in this world called Extreme Survival. Its projects include giving birth on the Xizhimen overpass, robbing the bank on the day the police pay their wages, going to a gay bar for a night, and staying here at this moment.
The only thing I feel lucky now is that I have a clear conscience, so I wiped off the cold sweat on my brow, and told Sandora and Qianqian about the situation I encountered in the God Realm, including Bingtis' amazing parents...
Fifteen minutes later, I looked at Sandora and Qianqian as if I were dead: "Can you put down the pillows?"
I'm really worried about them suddenly throwing the pillow at forty times the speed of sound: it's not impossible with the strength of their arms.
Qianqian looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five-degree angle, with a very sad expression: "But four people can't sleep!"
Sandora and I were dumbfounded at the same time. I never thought that this girl, after a lot of melancholy and entanglement, was planning how four people should sleep in one bed. What can you say with such a daughter-in-law? Anyway, I immediately swiped the words "sleeping with the big quilt", "excessive luxury" and "moral depravity" several times in my mind, of course it was just swiping the screen, because I know that shallowness is not complete She was short-sighted, she was just convinced that there were some things that she didn't need to worry about, so she didn't bother to worry about it anymore. This girl seems to have a simple mind, but in fact, she may be a bit wise-she knew from the very beginning that nothing that needed to be mosaic could happen between me and Bingtis.
The two grew up together, and Qianqian probably understands me better than I do. This is the fighting power of childhood sweethearts.
So the crisis in front of me is finally over. Of course, Sandora also knows that nothing will happen to me and Bingtis, especially this brainless version of Bingtis at the moment, but she still can't help mumbling: "The words are That said, but I have to be here and watch, right?"
What happened next was particularly unbelievable: the three of us gathered around the corpse-like Bingtis and started discussing how to let four of us sleep in one bed. What's wrong with the topic—although under the normal three views, just mentioning this topic is already morally bankrupt. We discussed enthusiastically and with great interest. If you don't consider the cause and effect, just telling what we are talking about is enough to be labeled as absurd...
In the end, Qianqian took out a piece of paper, and used her level of geometric composition to design the distribution of the four people. Finally, she finally found an arrangement that allows everyone to be crowded together. This is simply a genius plan. , the only fly in the ointment is that this plan needs to cut me into four pieces and fill them in the vacancies at the four corners of **...
At this time, the black suitcase under the window sill opened suddenly, and a 92.3-centimeter-tall girl stood up from inside, clenched her fists and yelled at this side: "Are you going to sleep or not? Don't do this at night." If you talk too much, if you don’t sleep, there are still people who want to sleep!”
I was stunned, shrugged, and hugged the pillow and quilt in frustration and went down to the ground: "Forget it, I'll make a bed on the floor..."
Bingtis' body also jumped down immediately, lying on the ground straight like a zombie.
I could see that Qianqian and Sandora wanted to say something else, they seemed like they hadn't had enough trouble, with embarrassment and a smile on their faces, it was obvious that the two hadn't planned to discuss the issue seriously from the beginning: they were just playing Woolen cloth. But now it's really late, I waved to the two girls: "Go to bed quickly, don't make trouble with anyone, we have to play and we'll talk about it tomorrow."
Qianqian stuck out her tongue foolishly, then suddenly leaned over from the bed and gave a "snack" kiss, Sandora did the same, and then the two girls said good night to each other and slept in the bed I went, leaving me in a daze to watch them occupy the bed that belonged to me, while I hugged the quilt and prepared to make the floor with a vegetable-like female man—why did it become like this
Bingtis also reacted for a while, and then muttered strangely: "Damn, do you know what the fuck you did just now?"
As I took out the mat from the portable space to prepare the floor, I patted Sister Bing’s body to wake her up and asked her to go to the side to wait first, and I was puzzled: "What are you doing? Isn't it just a good night kiss to my daughter-in-law?"
"... The concubine's orientation is normal. It was the first-person perspective just now, so powerful..." Bingtis murmured, "During the time that the concubine is stuck with you, it is strictly forbidden for you to make out with any of your girls. Do you hear me? Think about what it's like to kiss a man!"
Bingtis fell asleep soon after complaining, and I lay on the floor and tossed and turned for more than half an hour... This time it was my turn that I couldn't fall asleep! Master Bing, look at the example you gave just now that makes people shiver!
After such a lot of tossing, I finally fell asleep in a daze at almost twelve o'clock. In my daze, I had a dream. I dreamed that I was wandering in the busy streets of Shadow City, and there was a Bingtis standing next to me. One Ice Teece, three Ice Teece, a group of Ice Teece... I am surrounded by the ocean of Ice Teece, except for 36E in my sight, I can hardly think about it, and then these female men Suddenly, a real man with a big arm and a round waist and a height of eight feet was dragged up, and a carefree voice yelled in his ear:
"Think about what it's like to kiss a man!"
I was finally woken up by fright at this moment. I opened my eyes and saw that the room was already brightly lit. It turned out that I was in a deep sleep, and the night passed when I opened and closed my eyes. I rubbed my eyes, and was about to dispel the groggy feeling in my mind, when I suddenly felt a gust of wind hit my ears—it was too late to react, and I was sent flying by a strong force. Only then did he vaguely see that what seemed to be kicking on his body was a white bare foot.
After the momentary upheaval, I found that I had been stuck to the wall with my head down, and on the floor where I was lying, Bingtis sat up and was covering his chest with one hand, looking at this side in a daze .
After a while, the other party raised his hand to greet me: "Yo, Chen, are you awake?"
I froze for a moment, and then realized that Bingtis in front of me was out of the vegetative state, and then quickly checked my soul, and sure enough—I couldn’t feel the sense of disobedience brought by another consciousness in my soul, Sister Bing had completely, Completely separated from his own soul. The woman in front of her, covering her chest with her hands and still in shock, is the fully recovered Bingtis!
"I don't know what's going on, anyway, I returned to my body when I woke up," Bingtis scratched her hair with a puzzled expression, and then she showed a bright smile, "But anyway, back to the original body That’s right, I almost forgot what the sense of touch is.”
I kept my head down and put my hands on the ground: "Recovery, return to recovery, what do you mean by kicking me!"
"Oh, when I opened my eyes and saw a man lying next to me, I was shocked - my blood pressure was low when I woke up."
Me: "... Where did you have low blood pressure from a protoss!"
"Hush—" Bingtis suddenly put up her index finger in front of her mouth and made a silent movement, while pointing her finger at her chest, "They haven't woken up yet, you can continue if you are not afraid of waking up your sister."
I blinked, and then I recalled the "four people in the same room" that was not sexy at all last night, and I felt a little incredible: there was such a big movement just now, it's just that I didn't wake up, why is Sandora so keen? Didn't everyone wake up
Of course, I am not interested in delving into this issue. I just climbed up from the ground curiously, and carefully came to the bed to wake up the two girls, but I couldn't hold it back as soon as I got closer: two enchanting girls were embracing in the bed. Together, there is a situation where lilies are blooming, Qianqian is resting on one arm of Sandora, and Sandora's hand is resting on Qianqian's chest, the pajamas of the two are somewhat messy, although they are not yet * The light is completely leaked, but it is enough to attract imagination—I can imagine that Qianqian's tragic and savage sleep last night played a decisive role.
I stared blankly at the side for a while, Bingtis leaned over and handed a video camera: "I know you need this..."
As soon as I subconsciously took the thing over, Sandora woke up with Qianqian...
It took me five minutes to explain what was going on with the criminal camera in my hand, and put all the blame on Bingtis, and then Sandora finally noticed that Bingtis had come back to life, two good girls The friend greeted her friendly, and then they started fighting without any surprises: Bingtis still remembered who took the lead in harming her body, the female hooligan said the same thing, and the first thing she did when she came back was to seek revenge from Sandora.
I hurriedly pulled Qianqian out of the war zone, washed my face, brushed my teeth, changed my clothes and tidied up, and then breathed out in a very comfortable and relaxed way: After so many days, I finally separated from that female hooligan. You said that your pressure these days is How big!
Moreover, the frisky female hooligan finally regained her vitality, and her familiar daily life was back on track, and I felt that the whole world became brighter.
Soon Sandora and Bingtis also packed up and appeared in front of us. At this time, everyone in the family basically woke up. Sister Bing, who had been mentally disabled for many days and finally returned to normal, came down from the stairs, just like the one who had just come down. Like the national leader of the plane, he waved to any primate in the living room as he walked. Sandora and I walked behind, watching and shaking our heads: "Look at her!"
The successful revival of Bingtis certainly made the family lively again. In fact, we often get lively like this for some strange reasons. Sometimes it is to celebrate the national football goal, sometimes it is to celebrate the national football team. To celebrate the sale of eggs, sometimes it is to celebrate the sale of eggs yesterday—anyway, we have an unusually large family, and we have all kinds of family members. These guys can always find a reason to make a fuss. There was enough reason for the protoss tiaozi five to celebrate: Ilsen proposed to sweep the Erli Bridge, and the other gods agreed with a loud bang.
It's a pity that these gods have been nurtured by the special atmosphere of the first family for so long, and have been tempered to the point where they have only this ambition left.
But I don't have time to join in the fun with them, because I still have work to do: after wandering outside for several days, it's time to go to Shadow City, and Tavel's newly developed spaceship is still waiting for acceptance. RS