In a way, Professor Shikoku's theory is not wrong.
In many cases, being smart can’t solve all problems, and an IQ of 290 can’t make you master a foreign language you’ve never been exposed to out of thin air, but—note, this is a vocabulary full of all kinds of drama, I like it too much Use that word—but Pandora doesn't just have a super-genius little brain.
She also has a data sharing system that is always connected to the real-time updated database, and hundreds of subordinate commanders who continuously upload various knowledge materials to it.
This leads to...
In the meantime, little Loli stood up with a blank face, and gave a two-minute speech with a standard Berlin accent at a rate of three words per second under the eyes of the people around.
Then I saw that Professor Shikoku's face turned black all of a sudden.
Although my not-so-great IQ and German grades that were just a display made me unable to understand what the little girl said just now, one thing is for sure, Pandora definitely didn't say anything good.
By asking the enthusiastic audience A sitting in the front seat of us, I roughly understood the meaning of the tongue twister just now.
To put it bluntly, it is to use various methods to evaluate the other party's intelligence and use it to gain a sense of superiority in one's own IQ...
To put it bluntly, it is: You are mentally handicapped!
Such words are really in line with the proud and arrogant Pandora...
The old face of Professor Shikoku in front of him was dark for a long time, and then finally broke out, with a sentence of incomparably fluent English matched with Dayi Lingran's expression, he slammed at the arrogant little loli opposite him.
Pandora remained expressionless, and responded with a more fluent London accent for three minutes.
Then Professor Shikoku became even more furious, and a loud Japanese sentence brought the atmosphere of the whole class to the climax—but I could already see an uneasy expression on Shikoku's black face.
Pandora once again evaluated the other party's intelligence with a three-minute Japanese impromptu speech.
Then Mr. Shikoku said something again, and he completely misfired - this is easy to understand, when the other party keeps scolding you in the languages of various countries, as a bull who is proud of mastering four foreign languages Man, at this time, if you turn around and salute in a foreign language you just used, it must be a very embarrassing thing. Since it is also embarrassing, it is better to keep silent and save effort.
In the next 30 minutes until the end of class, we really saw what is the real international scolding. The little girl continued to use English, German, Japanese, French, Russian, Korean, Yugoslav, Egyptian and even Xiling in a non-stop and unsteady tone. The language of heaven, the language of demons, the language of elves in a certain world, the language of goblins, the language of dwarves, and the dialects from God knows that corner world have dealt a brutal and saturated blow to Mr. Shikoku (are you panicking after reading this paragraph?), I guess if the bell after class Buxiang, this girl can talk about it until tomorrow morning without repeating it - this has to be a conservative estimate.
The moment the get out of class bell rang, I clearly saw that Professor Shikoku's whole body was bent.
It is estimated that he will not be able to escape the shadow of today in his lifetime.
This time, the people around are really looking at Pandora with the eyes of a monster. A 12-year-old loli who can swear at the professor in dozens of languages in class, no matter where she throws it, she is a star that can shake a blind dog. The pearl of the eye!
I stretched out my hand and pinched Pandora's super-feeling face, kneading it like kneading dough, and bluffed in a low voice: "Okay, damn girl, this time the limelight is big..."
Pandora looked up at me, then lowered her head and launched a head-butt attack on my chest.
"If I have such a strong IQ, why worry about credits..." Liu Feng, a hardworking and tragic boy who has been industrious for thousands of years, was shocked by Pandora, but his tone was full of sourness. It was obvious that this hardworking man wanted to tie himself up. In the library, the tragic boy who has been the bottom one in the school for a long time is full of jealousy towards this gifted girl who is late every day, eats snacks and hides in her brother's arms and acts like a baby. With such a powerful mind.
Just continue with the tragedy. If you think about it with hemorrhoids, you know that it is impossible for the human brain to catch up with the core of quantum computing...
Pandora was obviously in a good mood after successfully overthrowing a professor. I could almost feel the joy in the little girl's heart, as if the naughty little girl had found her favorite toy.
Since staying with Lin Xue, the source of infection, for a long time, Pandora has become more and more fond of pranking people—well, this is a good thing, it is much better than thinking all day about how to destroy the Pacific Fleet.
As a result, the next two classes became a hell for those awesome professors who wished to wear degree certificate honor medals all over their bodies.
The mental pressure brought by a full-field expert who can discuss with you any theory that human beings have studied in fifty-eight foreign languages is absolutely unbearable for these professors. They must be secretly cursing in their hearts, obviously two The above-mentioned special students who can attend classes freely, but come here to cause trouble, isn't this clearly looking for trouble
As God bears witness, I just want to experience the legendary college life, and the troublemaker is Pandora, okay
So in the end, we brothers and sisters were ordered not to take half a step closer to the classroom.
Don't wonder why I was also strictly forbidden to approach the classroom, because Pandora said such a sentence: "I am with my brother, where my brother is, I will be there."
In the end, the poor professor with the big back almost sent the two of us out with tears in his eyes. I clearly remember the face of that professor instantly aged like old age, surrounded by students who shocked Pandora as a heavenly being in all directions.
Since Pandora and I were going back, Qianqian naturally didn't bother to stay in class and listen to the bible, so she found a reason and asked for leave.
By the way, this girl's reason turned out to be "the pet at home is afraid of being lonely, so I want to go back and stay with it for half a month..." Thinking of the professor gnashing his teeth while nodding with a smiling face, I really felt extremely exaggerated by Lin Xue's power admiration.
Attending lectures at school is not as accurate and efficient as going home and sharing the database with Pandora, so we chose to go home directly.
Speaking of going home, because of going to school, we now found a house outside, and my sister also moved here. Of course, the money was reimbursed by Lin Xue, who was taken advantage of by Wannian. A combatant-class landing ship, Miss Lin is still happy to pay for this amount of money...
Now Qianqian is also living with us, originally the relationship between me and her was acquiesced by Uncle Xu, and we are already adults who have almost entered the society, so Uncle Xu also acquiesced in our being together—another tragic word , although we have two lovers, Sandora and Qianqian, our relationship between men and women is still pure now...
When we got home, we found that Sandora had already arrived home.
She yawned and leaned on the sofa in the living room, with a lazy look that she didn't plan to get up when the end of the world came. look.
I think that bringing Anveena here was the wisest decision I ever made in my life. As a maid who has received orthodox maid training since she was twelve years old, Anveena has brought her work to a near-magical level. At this point, I really can't understand how she can clean the entire villa in one afternoon and afford the food for the entire family without any pressure, and she also has a well-trained and gentle temper Hard-working character and other qualities that a perfect maid must have, even the pickiest people can't find any dereliction of duty as a servant from her-she is not one of those er who just have empty airs, but She is a real professional maid who can take care of people.
It is no exaggeration to say that if she goes out to work as a nanny, she will definitely be able to dominate the domestic service industry in the three continents of Asia, Africa and Europe within half a year, and become the dream of all the nerdy creatures in the world... Ahem, my mouth is floating.
But according to Anveena's description, she is nothing. The sisters who worked with her at the beginning could do as well as her. Even in the Kingdom of Lordaeron at that time, people like her who did not have higher education Her maid can only be regarded as second-rate-damn, the people of Azeroth are too good at enjoying themselves, they deserve to be targeted by Sargeras.
To sum up, I think it was a very wise thing for me to bring Anveena back at that time. Of course, not only because I got a nanny who is versatile in housework and has unlimited energy and no salary, but also because it fully satisfies a certain The house soul that people dream of owning a private maid...
But there is still one point to be explained. Although An Weena is very good, if she can pay attention to her usual surprises, it will be more perfect...
Speechlessly, I glanced at An Weina who was floating in mid-air and put her head through the wall to check whether the opposite room was clean. I felt like I was experiencing the midnight bell every day.
"You skipped class too? Where are the little ones? Why isn't my sister here?" I pulled up Sandora, who was occupying the entire sofa by herself, and put it upright. several people.
"Can you ask separately?" Sandora shook her blond hair, then threw herself on the thick carpet specially prepared for her on the ground and began to roll—by the way, why is this girl becoming more and more like a cat
"I skipped class, because the old bald man was not interesting in his lectures, and he kept looking at me lewdly, so I asked him to take off his gung clothes and sing 'My Sun' for two hours in front of the administration building, and then came back… "
... Eldest sister, the way you skip classes is worse than Pandora's...
Sandora lay sprawled on the ground without grace, and then said with her fingers: "Little Bubble should buy new clothes, so Chen Qian took her to the street. Bubble is playing games in the study on the second floor. Twenty-five people bill the sea and mountains, jingle in their room, maybe sleeping, maybe planting flowers, maybe studying stones... "
"Study stones?" I expressed surprise, the first two are understandable, but why is Ding Dong interested in stones
At this moment, we suddenly heard a loud "bang" from upstairs, as if something had exploded.
Sandora sat up, nodded and said, "It seems to be studying stones."