Xyrin Empire

Chapter 1402: big stupid

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In fact, there is no need to remind me with ding dong, the few of us have also heard the movement of humans not far ahead-you ask me how I know that it is the movement of humans and not beasts in the forest just by listening to the sound? Nonsense, do birds and beasts scold their mothers! "It sounds like you are fighting with something?" Qianqian listened for a while, and couldn't help walking towards the direction of the sound, "Ah Jun, let's go and have a look, maybe someone needs help .”

We definitely had to check it out without her telling it, as it was obviously a great opportunity to meet the locals.

Many time travel experiences over the years have taught me one thing: Helping each other when encountering injustice is the first step in friendly communication with locals in another world. After all, it is difficult to make up for the differences in cultural clothing and customs by relying on verbal communication and mutual introduction. Yes, only saving people in distress is a universal way to show favor, how many times the situation is only opened after we have done good deeds.

So sometimes I want to write a travel guide for newcomers, specifically to teach those who don't travel often how to open up contacts in different worlds. This can also be regarded as the spiritual wealth left by the head of the empire for hundreds of millions of people in the macro world.

The reason why I didn't write it later was because I was worried about misleading my children. Our expressive power is not strong. If we encounter a reader who is not strong in understanding, the first thing we do after teaching people to travel is to dig holes and bury mines in front of people's houses. A trap, waiting for the locals to fall into the pit and call for help, and he will go up and introduce himself while saving people. Isn’t that a crime? There are all kinds of wonders in the world. After I know Bingtis, I know that I have to guard against this kind of natural Rogue.

But it's strange to say that within ten kilometers of the other world, the locals who are in danger are bound to be encountered. They are either big-bodied martial arts masters who are world-class but are beaten by two little thieves on the ground, or they are beautiful and rich. Wan Guan is a young lady who wanders in the deep mountains and old forests every day even if she can’t get married, and after being rescued, she either accepts her head and bows or takes off her clothes—why can’t this route be unfolded once in a while? When we were thinking so wildly, we were already close to the place where the sound of fighting came from.

After vaguely seeing the figure shaking in front of him, Bingtis waved his hand to signal everyone to stop, and then everyone turned on their camouflage and leaned forward without anyone noticing.

In a relatively open space in the forest, the two parties are facing each other with murderous intent.

One side is not a human, but a beast that looks bigger than Otto, even more oppressive than the saber-toothed tiger that Weiska and Qianqian caught just now. This beast is covered with black and yellow fur. Strong and strong.

Its head resembles a bear, but there are two ferocious fangs protruding from its mouth, and a pair of small brown eyes are staring at its opponent with murderous intent: it is a human being more than two meters tall, with a stature A towering man not much thinner than a bear, this local man was wearing a black leather jacket on his upper body.

His muscular arms are bare, and his lower body is wearing a pair of wide burlap shorts. On his feet are a pair of leather sandals. He is furious, and his Western-style face is full of fighting spirit. His curly brown hair was already messy, but now it matches his murderous look and scary face.

It's like a lion's mane.

This man and beast must have experienced a period of fighting, not only because of the fighting we heard just now, but also because of the messy vegetation at the scene.

However, no scars can be seen on the big man, and it seems that this man's combat effectiveness is indeed very strong-at least within the standard of "human".

You can see that the ferocious beast opposite him is almost as big as six or seven of him tied together.

However, even with this confrontation for the time being, the contrast between the strengths and weaknesses of the two parties is still too obvious, unless the big man is really a superman from another world who puts out his fighting spirit, protects his body, protects his body, and cultivates both magic and martial arts, and his skin will turn green when he gets angry. With a can of spinach.

Otherwise, I really don't think such a mortal person can defeat a beast that is a circle fatter than Otto, anyway, I thought so at first glance.

"Later, two people... two bears... two bears... anyway, they just need to fight.

You and my concubine rushed up to help together," Bingtis patted me on the shoulder, "It is more impressive to save people when the bear's paw is slapped than when they stare blankly. There are several more shots of the people than the prison robbery. "

I silently looked at this excited female hooligan, thinking what a silly metaphor.

And at this moment, the two bears in the confrontation finally seemed to be unable to hold back, and began to move.

It was the beast that moved first: after all, animals do not have the composure and tactics of humans. After the irritability overwhelmed the reason, the black beast suddenly howled and rushed towards the big man opposite.

But the big man's reaction was a bit surprising: he seemed to be frightened stupid, completely motionless, just staring blankly at a mountain of meat pressing towards him, Bingtis and I saw that this couldn't be Wait, immediately turned off the camouflage, and rushed out at the same time: "Keep someone under your mouth!" The strong man was startled by the figure and voice that suddenly appeared next to him, and turned his head to look at us stupidly: "What are you doing? "While speaking, he knocked the black beast that was pounced on him unconscious, and then threw the five-ton meat mountain to the side as if he was carrying a chicken. Followed by trembling... Bingtis and I glided in the air for half a second maintaining the shape of a horse stepping on a flying swallow. The good news is that Bingtis didn't jump on the ground, and the bad news is that the reason she didn't hit the ground was because she jumped on me —I fly lower than her.

Lying on the ground, I remembered the question I had just thought of, and realized one thing: no, God has unfolded.

At this time, Qianqian Pandora and the others didn't intend to hide any more, and they all pretended to come out from behind the tree to reveal their figures—but in fact, they lifted the invisibility field behind the tree, after all, before they knew whether there was invisibility in this world , we have to keep from scaring the local.

The strong man saw a large group of people appearing behind the two strange men who suddenly jumped out, scratched his hair vigorously, and muttered in a rough voice: "Why are so many of you hiding behind a tree as thick as a small wine barrel?" Are they lined up in a long row?" I couldn't help twitching while lying on the ground: Why is this strong man still so funny? ! Bingtis lay on me for a while, and finally felt that he could not continue to pretend to be calm in this way, so he stood up swiftly, and pulled me up who was going to continue lying on my face and pretending to be dead. We both looked at the scene in front of us curiously. A strong man like a black iron tower, while the other party looked at a group of strangers in strange clothes in front of him with the same curiosity.

I was quite embarrassed at this time.

Because the meeting method that was planned before has been smashed away by the woman's amazing punch: what about the agreed-upon help to save people's water and fire, and then accept the head and worship? Speaking of the amazing punch just now, I suddenly found the topic, and pointed to the black beast behind the strong man that was already foaming at the mouth: "That... you are good at it?" "Hey, I'm from the village!" The hunter," the big man scratched his hair honestly, "is also strong, in fact, I almost got killed today, I didn't expect to poke the bear's den—fortunately, this black cub was exhausted by me in the end."

With that said, the big black man pointed to the distance.

I just saw seven or eight black "bears" ranging from QQ to Jeep level piled up like a hill a hundred meters away, all of which were thrown by the **** in front of me-damn, I suddenly understood Hearing the sound of fighting for so long in the distance, it turned out that this fierce man could kill a monster with one punch just now: that's because he was bullying these unlucky beasts one by one just now.

Qianqian stuck out her tongue, leaned over and muttered in a low voice: "Why do bears live in groups in this world?" Bingtis glanced at Qianqian in a daze.

Talk to me: "Qianqian's perspective on the problem is as unique as ever."

"Who are you?" Big Hei saw that we were not talking, so he couldn't help but said in a rough voice, "The clothes you wear are so beautiful that you can't even see the stitches. Are you from the imperial capital?" Introducing myself, I said in my heart that since the other party took the initiative to make us a group of people in the "Emperor Capital" with the idea of a simple country boy, it is better to follow this saying: "Oh.

We come from over there, here... Traveling, in fact, I am a nomadic scholar, my name is Chen Jun—if you think my name is strange, it is because it is a stage name.

If you don't know what a stage name is, take it as a title. "

I thought that the other party might be surprised by the names of the group of people in front of me, so I just made up the follow-up explanation. After all, we are also in charge of time travel, so how little experience can we have? Then others also said their names and made up their identities in a familiar manner (hmm.

They also have a lot of experience), and finally it was the turn of the big man in front of him.

The other party showed that naive smile again (this smile is really different from his murderous God of War look just now): "Hey, I'm a poor man, I don't have a name, you call me stupid, everyone in the village That's what it's called."

Everyone looked at each other in astonishment, what's his name—but the simple and honest expression on the face of the big man in front of him told us that he really didn't have any other name, we could see that he was a rather simple and pure guy, if he had to say... That is indeed a bit of a naive look, and the word "silly big man" is worthy of the name.

I think a local like this would be better: at least honestly, he doesn't seem to have any intentions, and it's easy to accept what our bunch of weird guys say.

"Then... idiot, is there your village nearby?" I decided to ask the other party to take my group to the village directly, so I asked casually, and the other party smiled: "Well, are you looking for a place to stay? Then I'll take you there, Songlin Village is very hospitable.

You wait for me, I have to pick one of the black cubs and take them back to the village as food. "

I subconsciously looked at the "bear" monsters in all sizes from QQ to Jeep in the distance, thinking that the stupid big man was planning to tie them into a string and drag them back, but I didn't expect to pick one and carry them back, and the rest what to do? "It's not a problem, it's just knocked out, and they will go away on their own when they wake up later," the big fool laughed, "A black cub is enough to feed the whole village for a long time, if it didn't stab the bear's den today, it wouldn't be beaten so much."

As he said that, the two-meter-tall humanoid tank strode forward to pick out the "grain" for the village. Finally, he picked a small-looking one, and put it on the furbolg's neck With one shot, I heard a crisp clicking sound from a long distance away: This is a shot that smashed the fur monster from the cervical spine to the back of the skull... "Either the human beings in this world have evolved crookedly, or there is a genetic mutation," Bing said. Tees whispered next to my ear, "A hunter in a small rural village is like a furbolg..." I want to say that this big stupid guy is actually stronger than a furbolg, and at least stronger than eight furbolgs plus one.

Of course, Bingtis may be referring to the opponent's figure - I have the opportunity to go to Atlantis and pull one of the giants over there for comparison. Leaving aside the combat effectiveness, I always feel that this stupid big man is at least no bigger than that in terms of size. Helping artificial gods... Of course, our group has seen people who are much more powerful than this. It is very common for a person to kill a group of bears with his bare hands. In fact, Little Bubbles is stronger than the big fool.

But right now, the big black guy mainly gives people a very "surprise" feeling, as if you don't think it's strange to see two gods fighting and throwing ball lightning all over the sky, but if you see two rabbits fighting and throwing ball lightning, then Strange—of course, there are rabbits and mice that can throw ball lightning in Shadow City. This is just a metaphor. After all, Bingtis and I were planning to save people from furbolgs before, and we rode horses in the air The half-second of Yan's gliding left a deep impression on both of us... At this time, the big fool had already dragged the furbolg that he smashed to death. Bigger monsters are still particularly scary.

But the stupid big man didn't seem to feel any weight on his hands at all, he grabbed the fur monster's hind legs with one hand, and waved at the nearby big tree with the other: "Xiao Hei, come on, let's go home! "I didn't expect this stupid big guy to bring his teammates with him: I saw a black fast shadow jumping down from the nearest big tree like lightning.

It landed firmly on his broad shoulders, then slouched up and stretched lazily, and greeted us: "Meow—" It turned out to be a black cat.

This human-shaped tank-like ** actually brought a black cat about a foot long with him to hunt. The cat looked no bigger than his palm: How did these two creatures combine? "Hehe, this is Xiao Hei, I raised him as my younger sister."

The silly big man happily introduced the kitten on his shoulder to us.

The cat glanced at us lazily, and flicked its tail to show its friendliness. When Qianqian saw the cat, his eyes lit up immediately.

I quickly grabbed the girl's belt, and she danced in mid-air like a windmill about to get out of control: "Cat! Ah Jun, did we discuss getting a cat before? Let's get a cat too..."" Calm down! It belongs to someone else's house! You have a lot of things you want to raise! We also have a lot of weird creatures in our house!" After finally suppressing Qianqian, I broke out in a cold sweat: This girl likes Small animals, of course, prefer to keep weird pets.

And given her brains and mobility, you can imagine how many pet cages she has in her house.

And since Shadow City and World Tree came into being, Qianqian’s keeping pets has gone beyond the scope of normal people. Now there is a "Royal Beast Pen" in the temple area that is dedicated to keeping pets for her. Doing physical strengthening, the Brazilian tortoise she raises is almost omnipotent except being able to lie on the ground and become a robot dog. Throwing a character in the game requires at least 25 legged men to overthrow. It's gossip.

Except for the black cat expressing vigilance to Qianqian baring its teeth, the big fool didn't protest at this crazy girl's behavior, he just opened his mouth and smiled, and walked ahead to lead us.

From the beginning to the end, this bear-like burly man did not show too much curiosity about us, nor did he doubt what was going on with our casually fabricated identities, and of course he did not ask a group of "Scholar" wandering in such a mountain forest, let alone why there are two children (Pandora and Visca) in the team of wandering scholars.

I guess there are a lot of loopholes in the nonsense of my group, because we don't know the situation in this different world, we don't even know if there is a "wandering scholar" in this place, and we don't know what the so-called people in the imperial capital should be. What it looks like - it can only be made up.

According to experience, there will always be strange places in every world. No matter how much experience you have summed up from novels, TV or even personal experience, it is useless to face the first contact with another world.

In the past, when I went to other worlds to do business, no matter how I made up the story, it would more or less surprise the locals. In the end, Sandora's spiritual intervention was needed to get it done, but the "silly big guy" in front of me seemed to really not care about these things , There are only two explanations for this: either he is really not smart enough and ignorant, so there is no doubt about him; or he is forced by life and has no time to think about these trivial matters that have nothing to do with filling his stomach.

Maybe both are possible.

The stupid big guy took care of the fact that there were two children in our team, and the rest were basically girls who looked at the delicate (except Bingtis, a striding female man), so he walked very well at the beginning It was slow, but soon he found that the physical fitness of the strangers in front of him seemed to be good: the two 1.2-meter girls walked faster than adults, so he simply let go of the pace.

After driving for nearly an hour, we finally reached the edge of the jungle: the open wasteland and the rising smoke could be seen ahead.

"That's the village," the silly big man happily pointed to the small village in front of him that was backed by the dense forest and seemed peaceful and peaceful. Veteran travelers from the imperial capital know this place, but in front of our village there is a forest behind the mountain road, and there are quite a lot of wild animals in the forest. Except for those who specialize in traveling around the mainland, no one else is willing to come here. It's enough to be poor... Hey, if you come here through the forest like this, you must be running outside often, I'm talking too much."

It can be seen that the big fool talks a lot when talking about his own village.

The few of us couldn't help smiling knowingly, and followed him to the village called Songlin Village.

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