Although I was slightly suspicious by the old man when I first met, but now the misunderstanding has been resolved, and I find that the old village chief is still quite talkative and friendly.
[I was very curious about traveling around the world. I didn't dare to make too much nonsense. Then he asked Bingtis about the spell, and Bingtis didn't dare to make too much nonsense. Finally, the old village chief I started to ask how I usually take care of children (referring to the Pandora sisters). I am good at this, but I haven’t had time to make too much nonsense, so the old man stopped asking... Finally, the topic returned to the dark moon war and "the world is about to change" superior.
It can be seen that although the country old man named Coto in front of him does not have much knowledge, he has a deep affection for this village. He knows that once the Dark Moon War begins, the village he lives in will not be able to continue to be peaceful, but now he There was nothing he could do, and he only hoped that this day would come later—this was also the reason why he was suspicious of strangers in the village. To put it bluntly, the old man was a little nervous.
Because Bingtis and I have learned a lot of historical knowledge from Ron, and now we can talk about the dark moon and myths with the old village chief, and we lamented the war as a group of sympathetic strangers The old man couldn't help but look up at the majestic mountains standing in front of the village because of the destruction of ordinary people: "After this battle is fought, I don't know if the village can survive.
I heard that the imperial capital has transferred the National Knights to the border. They must be stationed at the two fortresses at the north and south ends of Changqiao Mountain. The village is sandwiched between the two fortresses. Here, on the day when the conscripts come, the peaceful days of Songlin Village will come to an end. "
I suddenly noticed one thing, that is, the two major human kingdoms, the Principality of Hassad and the Empire of Gondor, are hoarding troops on both sides of the Longbridge Mountains: the Principality of Hassad in the west has some vanguard troops in place, and the Duke of Gondor in the east The Gondor Empire has also mobilized an army.
The two countries are separated by a mountain range, and the ridge line is the border line.
So on the surface, it seems like they are preparing to go to war, but I know this is to deal with the dark moon (at least people recognize it), so what is the long bridge mountain range? Long Bridge Mountains... Long Bridge... The long bridge connecting the earth and the moon... Is this what you mean? "The Long Bridge Mountain Range is the front line of the Dark Moon War," I insinuated, wanting to know what connection this Long Bridge Mountain Range has with the "Long Bridge" that connects the earth and the moon in the mythology, "Speaking of which, no one Do you know how the Dark Moon People came to the ground?" "I only know that they came from the Tongtian Bridge that has been cut off, but no one knows how they activated the bridge," the old village chief stroked his beard.
"The Tongtian Bridge used to connect the earth and the moon, but after the goddess cut it down with a sword, there are only two stubbles left on the end of the earth, which are at the two ends of the Long Bridge Mountains—you know that our empire has a north and a south on the border. Two fortresses, these two fortresses watched the two stubbles from afar.
Every time people on the dark moon fight down, those two stubbles are the biggest teleportation points.
There will also be small teleportation stations of Dark Moon in other places on the ground, but I heard from the old people that all the portals of Dark Moon are powered by those two stubbles. The Moon Army doesn't have the energy to open too many portals, so we can support the goddess. "
The Long Bridge Mountain Range is indeed the site of the "Long Bridge" back then! I imagined that it was roughly equivalent to a huge long bridge pier... But it is still quite puzzling what the so-called "long bridge connecting the earth and the moon" was.
I know the origin of that "goddess".
Naturally, I don't believe that the goddess created this world, and I don't quite believe that the goddess created the bridge connecting heaven and earth.
That thing was probably left over from last season's civilization on these two planets: such incidents are not uncommon.
At first I thought it was a space elevator with a super long shelf life, because the space elevator does fit the characteristics of a "bridge" and is easily accepted by the locals visually.
But now, according to the old village chief, that thing seems to be an interplanetary teleportation device.
I suddenly remembered something, turned my head and glanced at Bingtis, who nodded slightly.
Said in the spiritual connection: "The concubine has sent two louse spirits to fly to investigate the two ends of the mountain range, but they don't know the teleportation technique yet.
The flying speed is limited, and now we are turning back from the inland... Maybe we can arrive around noon tomorrow. "
I nodded, thinking that the bastard fox finally played a role: the lice spirits she "hatched" are very useful as smart probes, and they also have the function of evolution, and according to my observation, you need to use a cloth Put them in the bag, and they can also illuminate... Qianqian rolled her eyes, and suddenly asked: "By the way, old man, you said that the Dark Moon War has been fought five times, and each time is separated by hundreds of years. Such a long time Why didn’t they get rid of those two bridge piers on the ground... um, I mean broken stubbles, no one got rid of those two broken stubbles?” “Things made by the goddess are not so easy to tear down,” the old village chief slapped his thigh, "Don't talk about tearing them down, we ground people can't even enter the inner court of that thing before the barrier is opened.
Moreover, the Goddess came to seal Anyue several times, but she did not completely dismantle the Tongtian Bridge, which shows that those two stubbles are the foundation of our world, and they must not be dismantled—anyway, according to the doctrine. "
As soon as I heard this, I knew that even if I asked the goddess why she didn't completely wipe out the dark moon people, why didn't she completely repair the faults in this world, why didn't she seal the dark moon more tightly, etc., the old village chief would definitely answer. Answered with "Anyway, the doctrine says so", so I stopped asking these questions altogether and started chatting instead.
At this time, the figure of the big and silly man came into my eyes from a distance (he is helping someone carry furniture with great strength), and I pointed out: "The strength of the big man is really great! One punch can directly kill the furbolg." kill."
Mentioning the silly guy, the old village head's wrinkles almost burst into laughter: "Why don't we all say that he might be the reincarnation of a mountain barbarian—hey, don't tell outsiders that, it's just a joke... "I know that the mountain barbarians are one of the current dark moon tribes, and they are the "original sinners" who started the world war back then. They are famous for their divine power and natural witchcraft, and their stupid strength is ridiculed as mountain barbarians There is nothing strange about reincarnation, but now that there are troubles, the topic of An Yuemin has become a taboo, and the old village chief hurriedly made up for it after saying it: the old man is quite cautious.
I waved my hands and didn't care.
Don't say that the stupid guy is just an ordinary person, even if he is really the reincarnation of a mountain barbarian, what's the big deal? Do you think he is so careless now that he looks like a master who can destroy the world? When mentioning that honest big man and his psychic cat, Qianqian couldn't help but have a topic: "It would be great if he could go to us, we have a group of Atlanteans, all of them stand up to the sky. Yes, the big idiot may have just passed the handicap line in there, and his cat, that cat is really amazing.
When I got up early, I saw her sweeping the floor and cleaning the table. "
"Atlantis? It's probably a place name in the south, I've never heard of it," the old village chief scratched his hair, "but everyone in the village knows that the big fool and his cat are there.
When they first came to the village a few years ago, there was an animal disaster here, and the wild animals in the forest had nothing to eat in the winter.
They all came to steal the livestock and dried meat from the villagers, and even bit a few people. At that time, the idiot passed by here, and he heard about it before he even asked about the place name of the village. Beast 'Negotiation' went.
He found a large pack of black wolves, and instead of fighting them, he pushed them to the ground one by one to reason with them.
Tell the wolves that it’s okay to come to find food, but they can’t spoil people’s yards or hurt people—how can the beasts understand? But the black wolves rushed up to bite him and scratch him, but it didn't work. Anyway, he patiently pinned the black wolves to the ground one by one.
The wolves couldn't run even if they wanted to: the big fool could run faster than the wind, and his hands and feet were faster.
It went on like this for two full days and two nights.
The largest pack of wolves in the woods made him 30% scared to death, 30% exhausted, and the remaining 40% have now become vegetarians.
The situation of 'negotiation' at that time was described by Xiao Hei to the people around him after the big fool came back: that cat was more slick than me, and the bad idea of 'negotiation' was also given by that cat.
Then they both became famous.
He even stayed in the village. "
"Isn't the idiot a native here?" I asked with some surprise.
The old village chief stroked his beard and shook his head slightly: "No, he is from the south.
My hometown seems to be in Yunwu Country. Have you ever been to that small country? People are tall and tall, and they often travel far, because some places in Yunwu Kingdom still have the rule that they have to travel for ten years before returning home after adulthood, but now that the Dark Moon War is about to start, I don’t know if this rule will be true. Will pause for a while.
I heard that the silly big man's family is gone, he has been wandering around before he is an adult, and he picked up the cat on the road.
At the beginning, he helped the village a lot, and we all advised him to settle down in the village, which is how he settled down.
But the big man is a villager now, and he's a big man here. "
"Oh—" Qianqian lay on the table and watched Viska and Pandora make puzzles with bone pieces, and said with a drawn-out voice, "Isn't that stupid guy his real name? He really doesn't have a name?" "Hi, he He said he was called a big fool, and he only recognized that name," the old village head waved his hand, "That is a poor kid, I heard that his parents died early, and nothing was left at home, when the big guy was in his hometown It was raised by the neighbors who took turns feeding them one meal at a time.
That kid was a bit stupid. When his parents died, he didn't even remember his own name. After a long time, people around him saw that he was very strong and stupid, so they simply called him stupid, and he just stood up to this. Names run all over the place.
But the impact is not too big, cheap lives are easy to raise, and we don’t care about this mess in the countryside, as long as we know who is who. "
The few of us nodded repeatedly, and had a deeper understanding of our new big friend.
After chatting with the old village chief for a while, it was getting late. The party started in the morning, but it turned out to be lively for a whole half day. It is already two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and the people in the square have already dispersed. , only a few children and a few dogs-like animals running around on the land.
The silly big man came to us last after helping to clean up the other tables and chairs. He carried the psychic cat on his shoulders and greeted the old village chief in a low voice: "Village chief, I cleaned up the table. This table belongs to your family." Right?" I, Bingtis and the others got up and stepped aside one after another, and Viska looked pitifully at her jigsaw puzzle: she had almost completed a 1024x768 picture of going up the river during the Qingming Festival, and Pandora was in Hundreds of aliens with guns and cannons were added next to the Qingming Shanghe Tu to prepare to invade the Song Dynasty—these two brats are going to defy the sky! I accidentally remembered the first time they learned how to make a snowman, and finally built a Neuschwanstein Castle... But in the end, Viska obediently swept off the bones so that the stupid big man could move the table away , we couldn't help but let out a long sigh of regret: another gifted child was strangled.
Most of the day has passed, and in the afternoon we held a "reception" in the courtyard of the silly man's house.
This rural village has a slow pace of life, and because of the "strong contribution" of the silly big man, the hunters in the village happened to have a day off.
The idle and curious villagers all came to the big fool's house, wanting to inquire about the outside world with "a family of well-informed scholars".
After these two days of contact, the locals have discovered that our family is actually very easy to get along with.
Bingtis and I happen to have a ton of things we want to know about the locals, and naturally they are welcome.
At first we still had a headache how to pretend that we are really scholars in this world, but slowly I discovered one thing: These people in front of me are actually just joining in the fun with a fresh feeling of looking at the city in the mountains. I don’t know if those strange and weird things you are talking about are true or not, and there is no possibility of actually going to check these things: In fact, most people here will never step out of the radiation radius of Pine Forest Village in their entire lives.
So no matter how bizarre you say, as long as you explain to them that it is something from a distant mysterious country, these people will be able to accept it with satisfaction: anyway, they are just listening to the excitement.
Even if you really make up stories for them, they won't care about it as long as they are happy to hear it.
Later, I felt that even if I took out a mobile phone to check the time in front of them, it would not be a big problem. For most people in Songlin Village, the crystal ball in the hands of the master of the imperial capital is actually not much different from the Nokia in the hands of people on earth. , I couldn’t understand it anyway... So I told them about the daily life of Atlantis and Avalon.
The farther and more mysterious the better: the more this kind of topic is easier to expand, and this is what the villagers want to hear.
After half a day of contact, we finally found out all the information that could be theoretically obtained in this village, including who's daughter-in-law beats the child and who's man is afraid of his wife. Qian is in charge of communication, and I don't understand what is going on with Qian Qian's perspective on things... "People in our village are pretty good, right?" The big fool closed the courtyard door and said to us with a smile, we sat on the row of stone piers in the courtyard.
Nodding vigorously while drinking the "tea" made by the stupid man with unknown wild flowers and weeds.
The psychic cat was chasing a small flying insect back and forth on the courtyard wall. At this time, seeing that the idlers had left their "territory" before jumping down, the cat had a displeased expression on its face: "My The afternoon sleep was all mixed up.
Nothing good will happen when you come. "
The stupid big man bent down and picked up the kitten: "Xiao Hei, be polite to the guests."
"It's okay, it's okay," Qianqian waved her hands vigorously, looking at the little black cat with shining eyes.
"Will you let me hug her?" The psychic cat had already seen Qianqian's power, and knew that there was a real boss-level feline in front of him.
Immediately, the hairs on his back stood on end, and he bowed his waist and grinned at the big stupid man's hand: "Stupid human being, don't come here! Come here and I'll scratch you!" Everyone around looked at the two felines and laughed. Le: I have always thought that Qianqian and Missy belong to cats. The difference is that Missy is a kind of VIP cat who grows up in the villa area with velvet cushions from her nap, and always has a biting vibe. Smell, but also wild and mischievous, and Qianqian belongs to the kind of Chinese pastoral cat that starts to run around alleys as soon as it can run. The biggest advantage is that it can jump up and down.
Anyway, no matter which one of these two is more powerful than Xiao Hei who can only talk: Qianqian is not slow in talking... The cat-like girl and the girl-like cat confront each other for a while, and finally the two beasts that Qianqian was suddenly placed in the corner Pi ended up diverting attention.
Xiao Hei jumped to the ground and breathed a sigh of relief, swung his tail in a circle in the air, and looked up at me: "How did you come up with the stories you made up just now? It sounds true..." Bing and I Tees was stunned for a moment, and the unexpected words of the black cat were frightening: She could actually tell that the stories about the "distant countries" were false! Only the big stupid man still looked like he didn’t understand anything. He looked back and forth while scratching his hair: “Why is it the same as the truth? Is what the scholar said just now false?” “It’s not all true,” I said. Smiling awkwardly, while sneaking eyes and looking at the little black cat from the corner of the eye, he found that the latter was also looking at this side. It was obviously a cat, and there was a complex light similar to human eyes shining in those green eyes , but fortunately I have been tested for a long time, as long as I ignore the penetrating eyes, "Some of them are indeed what I have seen and heard in the distance, but the other parts are purely fairy tales. They are all from wandering around. Folklore collected locally.
There are so many stories about ancient kingdoms that were lost tens of thousands of years ago, mysterious islands shrouded in dense fog, and city-states buried in sulfur after volcanic eruptions.
It stands to reason that scholars (I was really guilty when I said this) shouldn’t use these things to fool people, but if I really tell them about the investigation records along the way, the folks may not be interested in listening, it’s this Reason? "Speaking of which, I admire myself so much. I can actually come up with a decent reason by talking nonsense. This fully shows that I have at least half succeeded on the road to becoming an expert and scholar... Xiao Hei and Silly Da The two nodded at the same time, the latter probably didn't quite understand it, but the former actually showed some expressions of approval: This cat is really amazing, theoretically she should be smarter than the idiot! window∷plain text∷www.〗RT