(I can’t rest on New Year’s Day, so it’s painful... If I say I’m going to take a leave of absence, will you come all the way to call me 233...)
We finally met Princess Blood, and Lord Dark Moon, but these two people were completely beyond everyone's expectations.
At the beginning, no one would have guessed that the person and cat we saw in that small Songlin Village were the two people at the top of this world, and the honest and honest fool was Lord Anyue, who was eccentric and self-willed Smart Kitten is Blood Princess, something I would have never believed had I been told just over half an hour ago - it's a pretty amazing unfolding. But now that the facts are in front of everyone, we can't help but believe it or not.
Again, sometimes life is more exciting than stories.
The character of the blood princess is also quite surprising. I thought she would be a very difficult person to get along with, but soon I found that besides the awkward emoji that everyone owes her five hundred yuan In addition, this monster girl is actually quite easy to talk to. Facing a group of outsiders with dubious identities and unknown origins who had lied to her for a long time, she still told everyone a lot of things frankly, and even I thought she was a bit too frank: at least she should ask us about the real identity of a group of people first Bar
But thinking about it, her reaction is normal now. First of all, our group is here with Sonia. Even if Blood Princess has doubts about everyone, she will not ask too much rashly for the sake of a thousand-year-old friend; secondly, it is more important. One point: this monster girl is probably in a state of despair now, she doesn't care about anything anymore, and naturally she doesn't care about saying a few irrelevant words to a group of irrelevant people.
I can tell by looking at her eyes, it is a kind of eyes that don't matter if you don't have a good life for a few days. It's just that it's not her who has a good life for a few days, but a certain big man she has been thinking about.
"So, in fact, you and the silly barbarian have been living on the ground for the past few years..." Sonia looked at her old friend with a complicated expression, "We even passed each other a few days ago-I was in the North Fort at the time !"
Blood Princess shrugged: "I'm sorry, I know it all, but we just want to live in peace, so we haven't visited you for six years. In the end, we went to the North Fortress because Brother Manzi subconsciously wanted to see how we were back then. A place to finally get together... Hey! What are you guys doing?!"
The blood princess was talking to Sonia, but suddenly found that the few of us had come to the side of the dark moon, and were pointing and studying the lifeless body lying on the ground, and suddenly exclaimed.
Bingtis squatted next to the sturdy body like a little giant, with a faint golden gleam in his eyes, and said without raising his head: "Study the degree of corrosion, formulate a treatment plan, wake him up first, that's good I'm talking to you about artifacts."
Only at this moment did Princess Blood startle as if she had just woken up from a dream, and then rushed over in three or two steps: "Stop! You are not allowed to touch him!"
I innocently waved to the monster girl who had already rushed in front of me: "We didn't touch him, and the degree of infection is still uncertain, so we won't do it rashly."
The blood princess's pair of red eyes looked at this side fixedly, her expression was a little muddled since the first meeting, and now she seemed to react belatedly, she grabbed Sonia's arm next to her: "Sonia! I haven't asked you yet! What's the matter with these people? I met them in the world above, and they said they were travelers... How did you know these people and bring them here?"
I was dumbfounded immediately: "... why did you remember to ask this? What did you do when we first met?"
The monster girl didn't even look back: "I was in a mess just now, I didn't think about it."
Me: "..." Okay, just now Bai was emotional, right
"Go and explain the situation to her." Bingtis waved at Sonia casually, "We continue to study the treatment plan. This is a bit troublesome... Two thousand years of continuous pollution, I'm afraid it can't be cleaned up by holy light purification alone , the expert diagnosis and treatment team has to make a good total."
Qianqian didn't know anything about these professional things, but she still enthusiastically offered a suggestion: "Should I still ask Ah Jun to punch me in the face?"
Bingtis pondered for a moment and nodded slightly. Seeing this, I could only stretch out my fist and dangle in the air on that familiar big face, and finally sighed in embarrassment: "Oh, this is more difficult than before, don't Speaking of acquaintances, just beating a guy who doesn't resist is enough pressure."
Bingtis patted me on the shoulder: "Don't be so hypocritical, where did your energy for beating my concubine go? Take that energy out! Anyway, you are carrying Ding Dong, and Ding Dong will be treating you later, so you just have to worry about it." Beat it hard, take both internal and external medicine, it should be cured in one course of treatment... "
Sonia originally wanted to drag Princess Blood to the side to explain the situation, but the latter watched the "treatment plan" we discussed getting more and more weird, how could she be dragged away so easily? And even Sister Long, who knew everyone's identities, began to observe us with strange eyes. Obviously, what I was discussing with Bingtis was different from the rescue method in Sonia's impression. This is also normal, if you send someone to the hospital to cut the cecum, if you see the attending doctor take out a Jedi lightsaber from his pocket, you will definitely be embarrassed...
The blood princess couldn't break away from Sonia's hand for a while, so she could only glared at everyone: "Get away from him immediately! No one is allowed to touch him until I figure out your identities!"
"I won't be able to explain it for a while. Anyway, we have a way to purify this so-called demon power." Bingtis squatted on the ground and squinted at the cat-eared girl who had blown up her ears and tail. "If you have to If you want an explanation, then I can only say—we are the original owner of that artifact, and we are here to retrieve our own things and solve the various consequences caused by it.”
Bingtis directly told the truth, of course the blood princess didn’t believe it, the other party didn’t even care what Bingtis said, she just made a threatening voice from her throat, she stared at us, struggling Wanting to break free from Suoya's restraint: "Suoya, let go, these people are too strange, what are they going to do to the barbarian brother!? You... you stop, don't force me, once my animal nature breaks out, it will be difficult to control !"
Miss Lin's bad temper suddenly came up, and she deliberately swept the blood princess with provocative eyes: "Beast nature? Oh, by the way, monsters are said to be able to arouse their own beast power. But you are a cat Where does the animality come from?"
The blood princess seems to have been hooked. When I first met, I thought this monster girl was very calm, but I didn't expect that she still had the temper of that psychic cat: she would explode when she was stimulated, and she was beaten by the eldest lady. After being so excited, a deeper threatening sound came out of her throat, and finally she gritted her teeth and stared at this side: "Meow—"
It took me a long time to react before I realized that the bestiality she was talking about was this "meow".
Everyone was dumbfounded, and after a while Bingtis waved his hands dumbfounded: "Okay, okay, let's not move your barbarian brother for now, you hurry up and understand the matter clearly with that little dragon girl, we don't have the patience to explain it to you again gone."
The blood princess looked at everyone dubiously, and Suoya quickly seized the opportunity to drag her aside and muttered, and the few of us looked at it and smiled knowingly. Although the castle is gloomy and lonely, somehow my mood gradually improved.
It probably has something to do with the fact that the intricate history of this world is finally revealed, and my messy mission is coming to an end: Knowing that this is the true face of the blood princess, I feel that the artifact seems to be close at hand.
"Ah Jun, I think this blood princess is amazing." Qianqian suddenly tugged on my sleeve, leaned over and murmured.
I was agitated by the hot breath in my ears and eyes, and then I looked at Qianqian in surprise: "Where did you see that it's so powerful? You can only meow when you're so beastly..."
"I didn't say she was powerful in combat," Qianqian curled her lips, "I said she was really infatuated. For two thousand years, these sisters have been by the stupid big man's side so quietly, even in the last few years of their lives. Didn't even intend to express my heart. Can you see it? If we don't come, she will die in this dream as a cat with the stupid big man. Fortunately, we didn't come a few days late."
Qianqian's words made others couldn't help feeling emotional. I silently looked at the monster girl who was talking with Sonia, and felt that if I had to choose a soul among the five people who saved the world (including a "goddess"), it would probably be the blood princess. Although she looks so petite, although she still gave me the impression of a little black cat, although she was evaluated as "cute" by me just now, but in all fairness, the strength and wisdom of this monster girl are still It can be awe-inspiring. Finally, coupled with Qianqian's evaluation of Blood Princess, I suddenly felt that even if I only knew the stories of those five people, my visit to this world was not in vain this time.
Sonia and the blood princess muttered and talked for more than ten minutes, and then the two came to this side after coming to an end. The monster girl looked at the crowd completely differently from before. There might be a trace of reverence for God in those eyes, but more of them were surprise and disbelief. The reaction was the same, and I only choked out one word after a while: "God?"
"Yes, that's the image of God anyway, believe it or not," I saw the other person's eyes and knew that she was remembering how we were fooling around when we were eating at the stupid big man's house. Back then we sat in a circle in the yard watching The behavior of Viska counting ants must be very different from the image that God should have, and that scene also impressed the little black cat, so I threw up my hands, "Also, don't be rude to us even if you don't believe me, I'm not pissed off, the main reason is that there is a God of Time among us who has just completed his godhead promotion, and being disrespectful to God will easily lead to double divine punishment. That thing is a non-intelligent program that we can't control ourselves. Sister Long has already been hacked once."
Sonia turned her head in embarrassment: "Well, I've already talked to Lily about it."
The blood princess looked at us in a daze, and her eyes slid over Qianqian, Lin Xue, Bingtis and others in turn, recalling one by one as if talking to herself: "You scratched my chin...you Wipe your hands on me... You tricked me into eating spicy food... You usually do this... Is God really like this?"
I sighed: "I know that artifact has caused a lot of trouble in this world and made you prejudice against God, but it really can only be said to be an accident. The artifact itself is insured, but no amount of insurance can stop it. Someone tried to kill and forcibly disassembled the phone. In fact, the Protoss itself is not much different from you, and in most cases it is very easy to get along with."
Bingtis also spoke beside him: "That's right, you can't be a god if you have a bad temper. Most of the prayers of mortals sound like complaints from customers, complaining to parents and the sky, sometimes even directly Most of the nerves that can persevere in this position must be so strong that they are close to peripheral necrosis... "
Lin Xue and I couldn't help but squint at Bingtis, this female hooligan is really ashamed to say that she has a good temper
"That's not what I meant..." The blood princess didn't know the true face of Bingtis, she just muttered to herself, "I didn't expect you to eat too... Isn't the god not eating fireworks?"
I had a good time, and said to myself, I have never seen Sandora before, the appetite of God is as far as you can imagine? Sandora alone has increased the average food intake of the entire Xiling God Department...
"Can we start the treatment now?" I pointed to the stupid big man who was in a state of suspended animation on the ground (although he is the Lord of the Dark Moon, I am still used to the name of the stupid big man), "Everyone else in the castle It’s easy to say, it’s enough to let Bingtis disperse it later, but the infection of the stupid big man has been more than two thousand years, and it’s deep into the soul, so I’m afraid we have to use some big moves.”
When it came to this question, Blood Princess immediately became very nervous: "Can it really be completely cured? That kind of demonic power..."
"Don't forget who made the artifact," Bingtis nodded proudly, "The abyss pollution we usually have to deal with is tens of thousands of times worse than that on your two planets, and the pollution in the artifact is at best a little A little sample."
Blood Princess swallowed her saliva, her eyes suddenly became firm: "Then do you need my help?"
I looked at the silly face as big as a small millstone, and waved my fist: "The treatment process is very rough, just close your eyes."
The blood princess finally cooperated now, she turned around immediately: "Then hurry up and call me when you are ready."
I stopped hesitating, adjusted my mentality and concentrated my mind with ease, and punched the stupid big man: "Punching the face with short pain is worse than long pain!"
This should be the lowest level of "patient" "treated" after his prodigal son turned back and punched his face. The lowest level of the people who were awakened by this punch before that is also a high-level fallen apostle commander. Converted to the void ladder At least he is an intermediate god, and no matter how mutated the strength of the stupid big guy is, he is limited to mortals, and his abyss reaction is quite weak. But a specific analysis of the specific situation: the abyssal pollution on the silly big man is indeed weak in terms of equivalent, but the degree of pollution on him is extremely deep. Basically, he is now at the critical point between normal creatures and abyssal creatures. The result of the serious distortion of the soul is that the weak abyss power in him has become as troublesome as the high-level fallen apostle. The conventional purification methods do not work, and the only thing that can save him is punching in the face.
There was a muffled sound of "bang", and I felt like I was hitting a rock with this punch. In order to prevent excessive force, I deliberately controlled the punching force to a very small level, but now judging from the feel of the hand, I seem to be still Underestimated the hardness of this big stupid head...
However, the effect of the treatment has been achieved. Under the effect of some kind of purification effect that I haven't figured out so far, the stupid big man has returned to the ranks of normal creatures from that dangerous critical point. From now on, his body will still be polluted by the abyss Just like those abyssal apostles who have been transformed, but he no longer has to worry about losing his mind.
Although I controlled the strength of this punch, the movement was relatively loud. The muffled "bang" made the blood princess who turned her back tremble uncontrollably. She obviously wanted to turn around but didn't dare to turn around. Sonia, who was next to me, watched the whole process of our "treatment" dumbfounded. She immediately thought of herself, and immediately covered her face in horror: "That's how the infection on my body was cured at that time?"
Sonia was brought to us by Bingtis after rashly entering the magic lair and being infected. Of course she remembered the fact that she was once polluted, but before this moment she had never been curious about how the gods dispelled the demon power—now She saw it.
I waved to her embarrassingly: "Don't be nervous, this is the ultimate treatment plan, your infection is not that serious, so Bingtis helped you purify."
Sonia let out a long breath, she was relieved.
Princess Blood finally turned her head hesitantly when she heard that the "treatment" was over. Seeing that the stupid big man lying on the ground seemed to be fine, she was initially relieved, and then suddenly exclaimed: "Hey, why is Brother Manzi's face swollen?"
Lin Xue turned her head away, and squeezed out a few words from between her teeth: "Sequelae... don't worry about it so much, first see the curative effect, and then wake him up."
"Oh." Blood Princess nodded hastily, and then rushed over to check the silly big man. I saw that she kept releasing some small-scale spells. After she had disappeared, she was pleasantly surprised to release the large set of continuously operating seals in the room.
The shiny runes all over the ground dimmed one by one, and the fire box inlaid on the wall automatically lit up with a "bang bang", replacing the runes to illuminate the entire room. A burst of heavy deep breaths came from the stupid big man's mouth and nose. This tower-like strong man took a deep breath as if he hadn't breathed for several years. At that time, I felt that the oxygen content in the whole room was dropping...
The man who had been sleeping for several years slowly opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw in a daze was the monster girl lying on top of him: "Uh, Lily? I had a very long dream last night. Long dream... I seem to dream of the days when I was hunting in the mountains again... Why does my face hurt so much?"
Then he slowly woke up and saw another large group of people in front of him.
"Ah, these people...how did they come out of their dreams?!" RS