(Happy New Year’s Day, everyone! Then I came to ask for a monthly ticket again—it’s still in the double monthly pass stage, if you have a ticket, hurry up and vote! This is an expired double monthly pass! As for the double change... Anyone who knows me knows , how is it possible, right? There is good news: there should be physical books in the spring of next year.)
The big stupid man sat up slowly from the ground, his movements were a little slow, and his joints creaked. It seemed that even an exceptionally strong mountain barbarian would become weak after years of deep sleep. He shook his head vigorously, as if he was still looking for a balance between his dreams and reality in those few years, and his eyes never moved away from the group of us during the process.
"I feel like I had a dream," the big silly man muttered in a rough voice, his voice and smile were so familiar, but he was very different from the big silly man we knew: the one in front of him was Lord Dark Moon , Compared with the simple stupid big man, he has more than two thousand years of vicissitudes of life, so that the whole person has an inexplicable temperament, "I dreamed that I lived in a small village for several years. In 2010, Lily in cat form has been with me... There is a pine forest behind that village, which is very similar to the village in Antill's hometown. One day when I was hunting in the forest, I met a group of strange people... It seems to be you .”
"That's right, it's us, we came here from the earth to find you," Lin Xue looked at the big fool with a smile, "You are awake now, and what happened in your dream is also true Yes, you can ask the cat next to you for the specific situation."
The stupid big man scratched his messy hair, his eyes were sometimes confused and sometimes sober, and finally he said suddenly: "Am I going home?"
Hearing this distinctive self-proclaiming, I felt relieved inexplicably: It seems that the familiar stupid big man did not disappear with the waking up of the Dark Moon Lord, his memory is still there, but I don’t know how these memories can be To what extent.
"Brother Manzi, you have been sleeping for many years. Many things have happened in the past few years. I will explain to you slowly," the blood princess took the stupid big man's arm as if holding a thick wooden stake, and then she Turning to us, "Thank you, please go upstairs to rest for a while, Brother Manzi and I will go there later. Sonia, please take them to the East Hall."
Everyone was taken to the second floor of the castle by Sonia, and they came to a very spacious room to rest for a while. This is still a stone house without much decoration, but at least it is fully furnished and carpeted. It looks like a place where the big shots in the castle meet and discuss things: there is a very large long table in the center of the room, which makes it look Like a conference room. We stayed here for about thirty minutes, chatting to pass the time, and finally heard a heavy footstep outside the door.
The newly dressed silly big man pushed the door and walked in, followed by the blood princess who seemed to have some tears on her face, and behind them was the monster maid who had led the crowd through before, the monster maid pushed a small A small dining car with some simple snacks on it.
"Sorry, the situation in the castle is not very good now, and I can only prepare these things in a hurry to entertain the guests." The blood princess bowed to everyone with an apology on her face, and then quickly arranged the snacks with the maid. When I got to the long table, I quickly shook my hand at her to express my indifference: "It's okay, it's okay—by the way, the idiot understands the situation clearly, right?"
The big fool—or Lord Anyue showed a complicated smile to everyone, and then sat heavily opposite us: "I understand, it's been a dream for a few years, and when I wake up, the world will be turned upside down again."
I looked at him. He was wearing a gorgeous and heavy robe. Although the style looked a bit strange, it obviously represented the respected status of the ruler of Dark Moon. But I still remember the last time I met him in the North Fortress. The other party’s attire at that time—at that time, he was wearing coarse cloth pants with several seams, and there was a big hole on the shoulder of the clothes. Because the clothes were too big, the short sleeves of the jacket were tightly tied to the arms. He looked like an old farmer who had just come from a poor country to see the world in the city. At that time, there was a huge difference between that Kuhaha and this courageous Dark Moon Monarch in front of him: even though they had exactly the same appearance.
Bingtis was also looking at each other, and then suddenly said: "I have a question for you, are you the Lord of the Dark Moon or the big fool?"
"I don't know either," the other party replied in a rough voice, spreading his hands, "I should be Lord Dark Moon in general, but the years when I was a big fool were real, and those years I remember very clearly. I still remember the snacks you brought... "
Lin Xue and Qianqian immediately dumped a large pile of baked cakes, pancakes and other messy snacks from the portable space and piled them on the long table, and the big fool suddenly smiled: "Yes, yes, I remember these things very clearly!"
The blood princess next to her also brightened her eyes: she was the psychic cat back then, so naturally she still remembered these snacks. She subconsciously jumped on the table and pulled a lot of snacks in front of her, and then suddenly realized that she was now in human form, and quickly jumped down embarrassingly...
"Okay, I know you are still a big fool." I smiled and looked at the big man who was a little confused because of the continuous convergence of two memories, although now he has a sense of vicissitudes brought about by two thousand years of experience , but he did still remember what happened when he was a big fool, and then I turned my head to look at Blood Princess, "Xiao Hei, what about the big fool and the kitten left on the ground?"
Blood Princess was clumsily studying how to open the packaged snacks. She was a little stunned when she heard this, and then waved her hand nonchalantly: "It should have dissipated by now. Although it is a flesh and blood body, it is made of monsters after all." The things produced by secret arts and black witchcraft are like iron sand that is attracted and shaped by magnets. Once the connection with the dark moon is broken, it will turn into elements and return to the world. Also, don’t call me Xiao Hei, call me Lily or Blood Princess are fine, Xiao Hei is the stage name... "
"Okay, now the idiot is awake, and we have fully understood what happened in this world," I saw that the time had come, so I clapped my hands to attract everyone's attention, "Then we will start to discuss how to deal with all the remaining problems in this world The first is the Dark Moon War - Needless to say, it must be stopped immediately, Sonia, I hope you can help explain the matter here to Edwinza, he probably doesn't know the situation here at all , Let him make preparations, I am afraid that he will have to announce the complete end of the Dark Moon War in the name of the goddess, he should be better at these things."
Sonia nodded: "It's all on me, that guy is best at making up stories. But even if the Dark Moon War ends, it may be difficult for the ground and Dark Moon to return to normal immediately... After all, the rhetoric of the Goddess Canon has been going on for two thousand years gone."
"This is your business," I waved my hand, "Edwinsa can turn the world upside down, then he will be able to turn it back again, not to mention that this time he will have the backing of a real god, as long as he uses God Just give a reasonable explanation in the name of the dark moon, for example, the dark moon has been completely purified, and a group of people who have awakened from the dark moon cooperated with the goddess to wipe out the demons on the dark moon, and returned to the embrace of the goddess or something."
"What about Brother Manzi? People on the ground won't accept Lord Dark Moon!" Princess Blood immediately thought of the most difficult point, "And how to explain Lord Dark Moon's final whereabouts to the people on the ground?"
"Isn't that simple?" Bingtis really deserves to be an old-fashioned magic stick, and he opened his mouth to deceive people, "It is said that a barbarian prince raised the banner of justice and cooperated with the goddess to completely kill Lord Dark Moon. Just publicize what you did in the past to others. You are your son from now on, stupid."
The silly big man smiled honestly, and ignored the bloody princess beside him with a strange look on his face: "Okay, anyway, in this age, few people still know me, and I am my son."
"Why are you so unreasonable..." Blood Princess only had time to say half a sentence, and I had already moved on to the next topic: "That's the problem with the Dark Moon War. And then the most important thing: the power of the abyss in this world must be completely wiped out. The abyss Power is the shadow of the devil you mentioned. Now you have imprisoned all the shadows of the devil in a magic cave, right? It’s a good thing, we can clean that place thoroughly... Wait, Lin Xue, will this be okay? Discovered by the fallen apostles?"
It was only then that I suddenly remembered: This world is caught in the line of fire! Although the abyss leaked from the artifact will not be very strong, the problem is that it has already spread on this planet, and the scale of that magic cave may reach the scanning accuracy of the fallen apostles. To carry out such a large-scale purification activity, The most dangerous factor is the possibility of being discovered by the fallen apostles.
"Don't worry about it," Lin Xue waved her hand, "It's just cleaning a big pit, and those guys are very weak, so they can be dealt with without excessive strength."
"Okay, then let's go to purify the devil's lair and completely solve the problems left over from the history of this world." Splitting things up one by one made me feel better and better, "Xiao Hei, let's talk about the artifact in the end." Well, that's the main reason we came to this world—where did you hide that thing?"
"Don't call me Xiao Hei," the Blood Princess pricked up her ears in a "beastly manner", "That's my stage name when I was a cat!" Then she exhaled: "Of course you want to take that unlucky thing away, I'd really like it .The artifact is placed in a special space device, that device is divided into two parts, and the artifact will only appear in the container when they are combined. The key to the container is placed in Edwin Sana... oh, this time Sonia It has been brought here, and the body of the vessel lies in the Morden."
"You put the artifact storage device in the magic cave?" Bingtis clicked her tongue, "This storage place is comfortable enough."
The blood princess spread her hands and smiled bitterly: "We hope that one day the artifact will be activated suddenly, and then take back those demon powers. I know this idea is silly, but this idea is also one of the driving forces that support us to this day. In addition... the world's most The 'safe' place is actually the Devil's Den, no one dares to steal from the Devil's Den, right?"
"Well, that's it. It just so happened that we solved everything together, even purifying the abyss and recovering the artifact." Bingtis stood up with a yawn, "This headache task is almost finished. Now let's go to the devil's lair —Xiaolong girl, that’s where I picked you up, right?”
"Wait a minute!" Just as everyone left their seats and started to act, the big fool suddenly said in a deep voice, "Have you all forgotten someone? What about Antill?"
I couldn't help but take a look at Blood Princess. Sure enough, although she looked very plain on the surface, this monster girl who had been secretly in love with her for more than two thousand years still showed a lonely look at that moment. I raised my eyes to look at the big fool ... The other party didn't respond at all, but looked at Bingtis with scorching eyes, hoping to get an answer from the latter's mouth. It seems that this straightforward big man didn't even notice that there was a silent little crush behind him. These three people are really awkward... But thinking about my bad relationship with the eldest lady, I'd better not talk about others.
"That little mortal girl who is integrated with the artifact," Bingtis touched her chin, "I'm still not sure what state she is in, so it's hard to judge how to deal with it, but I can guarantee that we will find a way to get her She was separated from the Artifact. You can rest assured that the Protoss are not emotionless creatures, and as long as there is a choice, we will not do anything at the cost of innocent lives."
The silly big man nodded reassuringly, but Qianqian seemed to suddenly think of something at this moment, she looked at the silly big man very curiously: "Big man, every time there is a war in the dark moon, you have to ask your wife to slash you." Right?"
The silly big man also had a rare humor: "This is the 'repertoire' of the Dark Moon War. I was 'killed' by Antill in front of them, and the coalition forces on the ground cheered and celebrated—then Edwinsa and Lily secretly Drag me back."
"Aren't you afraid to play off?"
The stupid big man smiled indifferently: "No, my body is already immortal, and Antill, who has no mind, doesn't know how to destroy a soul. This process is very safe."
"Every time you go there just to get stabbed, what's the point?" Qianqian muttered, "Anyway, without you, the Dark Moon War will still be fought."
"It's not the same. The people on the ground need a clear and powerful enemy, so that they can unleash their greatest potential when destroying the demons, and every time 'Dark Moon Lord is killed by the goddess' is to ensure the influence of the church on the ground world. The key to strength, and in the end there is something more important," the stupid big man said unhurriedly about the value of his life, and finally changed the subject, "If I go to suffer that knife, don't I just talk to Antill again? Have you met?"
I was dumbfounded for a few seconds before I suddenly realized: "Every time you get stabbed in the past, it's because you can see your wife?!"
The big fool nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, this is the only chance for me to meet Antill. Usually, she is fused with the artifact."
Bingtis tugged at her hair, apparently even this female hooligan couldn't accept the extreme logic of the stupid big man: "Fuck me...you have been recuperating for hundreds of years just to reunite with your wife for a few seconds?! And let her kill you in these few seconds?!"
The big fool continued to nod: "Yes."
"Do you think it's worth it?"
"yes."
"Are you pointing at this job?"
"yes."
Bingtis finally became exasperated: "...are you a fool?!"
The silly man thought for a while, but still had that naive smile on his face, he nodded: "Yes."
Suoya suddenly whispered next to him: "Look, I said that he is very stubborn. In order to remind me not to eat raw meat, he chased me across the entire mountain range—this is a solid man with a single tendon. Fool."
What can I say? Looking at the big man with a smirk on the other side of the table, and the silent blood princess beside him, who only occasionally turned his head to look at his "brother barbarian", I couldn't say anything, and I probably understood the blood princess The reason why the secret love has not been able to speak for two thousand years: Faced with such a stubborn mind, the only choice that Princess Blood can choose is to have such a secret love forever.
Before leaving the Dark Moon Palace, this place needs to be purified. There are 20 people who have been slightly polluted by the abyss, and the whole building also has an unclean atmosphere. Don't care about this place.
In front of the castle, Bingtis spread her black wings, and shrouded the entire rocky platform in a holy beam of light with a brilliant holy light that descended from the sky. Golden runes emerged from the air and the ground, forming a layered formation around the castle. Amidst the vaguely chants, the dark aura that had occupied the castle for two thousand years was gradually dissipated. This holy light must be very different from the light imitated by the people on the ground. Looking at this shrouded sky With the brilliance covering the sun, the big fool couldn't help but mutter to himself: "This is the real divine power, right? It's much more powerful than Antill's."
"But I didn't expect that the wings of a goddess can be black," the blood princess stood beside us, looking at the black-winged goddess covered with holy light, and then looked at the goddess floating behind me, with a face of "don't look at me I don’t know anything,” Alaya said, “I think that’s more like the goddess in my impression.”
The angel sister noticed that someone was talking about herself, and immediately sent a silly smile, while Bingtis was furious while holding the purification ceremony: "Can't I not complain about the painting! No matter where I go, as long as the old lady shines the holy light, someone will say that." Talking about it, even my mother’s Pope asked about it for a long time during prayers!”
Everyone: "..."
It seems that the relationship between Bingtis and her followers is quite harmonious.
The Devil's Nest is actually not far from here, probably in order to monitor the most dangerous cage on the entire planet at any time, the silly big man and the blood princess chose to make their home in the second most dangerous area on the planet - the Dark Moon Palace is actually equivalent to the Devil's Nest Watchtower, and there is a direct teleportation station between the two, which saves us a lot of trouble.
According to the previously discussed tasks, Sonia set off to go back to the aboveground world to explain the situation here to Edwinsa, and our group came to the magic cave with the silly big man and the blood princess through the teleportation station.
What appeared in front of everyone was a bottomless abyss. RS