Since Starfield and Xiling fought side by side and attacked the gate of the abyss together, it has passed... Well, in fact, it has only been about twenty hours-we just came back yesterday, and it was just a night of sleep. Don't look at the anticlimax of this war and didn't stay outside for too long, but the pressure on people is really not small. Our family is exhausted both physically and mentally, and basically nothing is clean when we go home. Well, if it wasn't for the little crows crowing on the roof, it was too loud, I really didn't want to get up this early.
By the way, the problem of that silly bird singing has not been corrected? She is female!
I lay in the bed in a daze for a while, looking at the familiar ceiling above, at the familiar furniture around me, at the familiar quilt covering my body, and then took out the familiar doll from the quilt. Girl, it took me a long time to be convinced that I had gone home and returned to my daily life.
This happens every time, no matter how long or short the time you stay outside, as long as you go out, you will definitely have such a sense of unreality on the first day back home, as if your thinking is always unable to keep up with the changes in the environment. When I got home, the sound of artillery fire on the battlefield was always rumbling in my mind. I always think that this is also due to the inertia of void creatures, but Lin Xue and Sandora both think that my brain is slow...
Qianqian is the only one who doesn't think my brain is slow, because her brain has never been on the same channel as a normal person...
I breathed a sigh of relief, with a smile on my face, and the sense of steadfastness brought by returning home quickly diluted the sound of battlefield killing that was still echoing in my head. The little puppet he was holding came up to her and kissed her on the forehead—but the little guy still didn't wake up, and was still sleeping there in the dark.
Maybe she can't sleep well when I'm not at home, I can tell from the way she sleeps in the quilt.
Although I still can't understand why a guy who needs to be wound up should sleep.
Get up, get dressed, make the bed, comb the minifigure's hair and put her on the pillow while she snores. Everything is so familiar, although simple, it is the most reassuring daily life. After cleaning up the house, I went to the bathroom, and saw a little guy who woke up earlier than myself: Ding Dong had woken up at some point, brushing his teeth happily, and saw me swinging his arms in. The little thing was flying up and down happily: "Ajun, Ajun, Dingdang's toothpaste is finished again!"
I silently grabbed Ding Dong and wiped off the toothpaste foam on her face with the balls of my fingers. I don’t know how many times I educated this little girl with confused common sense: "Toothpaste is not for eating..."
"Oh," Jingle shook his wings happily. Breaking free from my hand, he circled the horoscope in the air, "Then Ah Jun can make edible toothpaste for Ding Dong?"
I shrugged: it's part of everyday life too—figuring out how to make this goofy three-incher happy.
An Weena had already prepared breakfast, and she went to the kitchen to bring out the food when she saw me going downstairs. The little ghost has stayed in this house for many years, and already knows the living habits of the masters: every time the family members come back from a "business trip", the first breakfast is basically impossible to gather people together, because there is no way for a group of people to eat together. The tired guy will stay in bed for a long time, so every time she will take the trouble to heat up the meals and clean up the dishes for each of us. When I sat down at the dining table, I saw that Lilina had already eaten half of her meal. This fake loli pope sat at the dining table with a big stack of bibles under her buttocks, with half a fritter in her mouth. While chewing and chewing, she was in a daze. When she saw me and Dingdang showing up, she raised the oil in her hand and greeted her god in a formal manner: "Thank the goddess for giving the believers the fried dough sticks and tofu brain."
Dingdang danced happily in the air, and rushed straight to the fruit plate in the middle of the table: "Thanks Lilina for the raisins left for Dingdang!"
Look at the relationship between man and God. Look at the religious atmosphere of the family! This is called a harmony, this is called a mutual respect, if believers of all religions in the world are to talk to their main gods like this, then... then maybe the religious culture of mankind should be cut off from the Stone Age...
I watched Lilina happily interacting with her God. Then I suddenly felt that something was wrong at home today, and I finally realized after thinking about it for a long time: "Hey, where are Dingdang's friends?!"
Presumably everyone has not forgotten that Dingdang invited her sisters to be guests at home. That little guy who did things so-so wrote an invitation letter without a date, and then sent it to all the goddesses of life in the entire God Realm, which directly caused our home and Shadow City to become the second branch of the God of Life. There are countless wild jingles coming and going through the God Realm-Xiling direct passage, some of them are guests at home, and some simply follow others to join in the fun. Considering the lawless nature of these little ones and the The Protoss has a weird concept of time. I preliminarily judge that Ding Dong's "gathering" will last at least three to five hundred years, and it is very likely that the goddess of life will become a common species in Shadow City from now on—but why is it so so at home today? Quiet? What about the wild three-inchers
"Most of them have returned to the God Realm temporarily," Ding Dong trotted along the table holding a raisin, dipped and gnawed on the soy milk bowl in front of me and said, "Because there are many wounded soldiers to deal with, the goddess sister put all The trainee Goddess of Life is called back to practice skills... "
I almost squirted out half a meter of soy milk: called the trainee Goddess of Life back to practice skills... Jiajia's style of acting is quite majestic like the head nurses of major hospitals!
"Are you all gone?" I looked around the living room. The sense of disobedience that I felt before was indeed caused by the quietness of the house: Usually those three-inchers are restless when they are at home. The scale of jumping up and down is no less than that of a bear child. Do you know how many times a day I had to rescue them from corners? These little ones may get lost after running around twice under the sofa...
"Not all left," Ding Dong continued her weird way of eating raisins dipped in soy milk, without raising her head, "Most of them have returned to the God Realm, and they will come back in a few days, and a small part of them are boring at home. We all went to Avalon to play, and finally there is... "
Just halfway through Ding Dong's words, I felt the seat cushion behind me move. Then a sleepy Sancunding came out from the crack of the chair and greeted us: "Ah, Mo wants to say good morning to you! Is dinner ready?"
"In the end there are those who like to sleep late," Ding Dong continued, "basically they sleep in the cracks of the sofa or somewhere else, and they may also get into the coat rack... Ah, the raisins fell!"
At this time, the wild Dingdang who called herself Mo Mo but I still can't remember when there was more of this size in the house also jumped onto the table. She took a peanut from the plate and dipped it in my soybean milk like Dingdang. As soon as I was stunned, I heard her also exclaim: "Ah! The peanuts fell!"
"Ah! The raisins are falling again!"
"Ah! The jujube has fallen!"
"Ah! The candied fruit just fell!"
"Ah! Ding Dong fell too!"
In just a few minutes, a lot of things happened to the two little ones, and my good bowl of soy milk turned into eight-treasure porridge. And there is a jingle soaked in it... This must be considered a meat dish, right
At this time, An Weina floated out of the laundry room, and I saw several wet three-inch penis in her hands at a glance—with a little crow in it, and I was immediately surprised: "You help the little ones Taking a shower?"
An Weina awkwardly held up the little ones that had just been fished out of the water: "I washed the dirty clothes hanging on the rack - and there were several in it..."
As soon as the words fell on a three-inch cock in her hand, she woke up. The little girl raised her hand to greet Ding Dong, and spit out several bubbles with her mouth... The more I watched, the more familiar this scene became. After thinking for a long time, I finally realized: Ding Dong was the first to be washed like this.
"It seems that everyone is as used to life here as Dingdang." Dingdang, who was rolling in the napkin box and wiping his body, poked his head and said to me, his face was full of joy, and I looked at this little guy in silence , I wonder if Ding Dong uses the degree of indifference of the sisters to measure the adaptability to the environment? The implication is that if you stay by my side for a long time, you will become more heartless, right
After dinner, I stayed in the living room for a while. I was wondering whether I should give myself a day off today or do something serious. Finally, after thinking for a long time, I remembered that I still had something to do, so I took out my pen and tore a piece of paper from Xiaobaopao’s homework book. . Start writing letters to Father God in heart-scratching fonts:
"My friend Xingchen:
Zhan Xinjia. Since the last farewell, it has been... It seems that it has not been a few days, anyway, I hope everything is well.
It is a pity that the joint march failed to achieve the greatest results. But the abyss area has almost been wiped out by us, which is a good thing. From now on, your house and mine should be much quieter. After the protoss started their expedition, maybe the abyss area is unable to make much action, so I'm happy with you.
Today's letter is mainly to tell you about a few special circumstances. First of all, we had an unexpected contact with the supreme leader of the fallen apostles. Hey mom, you don't know how much information this contact can have! Say it and scare you somersault - oh, be reserved, be decent. In short, we have determined that the Fallen Apostles are divided into two parts, the new army and the old army. It was the radical "new army" that attacked the God Realm in the past, and the original leader of the fallen apostles is now peaceful. We had a brief contact with her and when we withdrew Made an "agreement" with it...
The second thing is the big thing that you and I are most concerned about. We roughly inquired about the "great cause" of the fallen apostles... "
I was just halfway through my writing, when I suddenly heard a burst of laughter and laughter coming from the direction of the entrance. As soon as I heard this sound, I knew that I might not be able to write any more...
Sure enough, as soon as I wrote some finishing touches, two figures rushed over from the direction of the gate like a whirlwind. The one in front of me was Lin Xue who came to the house on time every day for dinner, and the one behind was Lin Xue who might have just taken a walk. When Bingtis came back, seeing me sitting upright on the sofa with a pen in my hand, Sister Bing felt strange: "Hey, when did you become so virtuous? Start working in the living room early in the morning? "
I sighed secretly and put away the pen and paper. This female rascal is obviously in a state of excitement now—that is, she seems to be in a state of excitement most of the time every day, and I don’t know why. I handed the handwritten letter that basically explained the situation to Sister Bing: "This is a letter to Father God. Shouldn't you report to the God Realm tomorrow? Take this with you."
Bingtis solemnly stuffed the letter into a locket of astral stones, put the locket of star gold stones into the rune safe deposit box, put the rune safe deposit box into the ark of the oracle, and gave it to the outside of the ark of the covenant. Put on a two-meter-high final letter box, and then looked at me seriously: "Is it a letter of advice for my concubine to increase my salary by one level?"
I was dumbfounded as I watched the grid paper I tore off from Xiaobaopao's workbook was stuffed into a pile of boxes by this unconventional female hooligan like keeping doomsday documents, and I was almost sweating : "It's about the post-war matters and the record of the meeting with Abyss Xiling... You don't need to be so exaggerated?"
Bingtis showed a look of not being able to bear the memories: "Don't mention it, last time you asked the concubine to send a note to the father god. The concubine was not kept properly, and my dad saw it when I went home. I chased and killed the whole temple, although It's not right for me to use the highest letter to wrap the biscuits, but I didn't pay attention to it... "
I:"… "
"By the way, if you don't stay at home early in the morning, who will cause trouble when you go out?" I saw that Bingtis had the intention of continuing to expand infinitely on the topic of "should I use the highest letter to wrap sesame cakes", so I hurriedly took the initiative Changing the subject, "Did you see the little crow when you came back? I just heard her crowing on the roof, why hasn't she come down yet?"
"My concubine went out for morning exercises." Bingtis sat down next to me and almost pushed me to the ground. "That stupid bird is practicing golden rooster independence in the yard. Maybe now she thinks she is a water bird again..."
Me: "...so I always think there is something wrong with Xiaoniao's three views. By the way, you still need to go out for morning exercises? You are such a big and true god, you run Tai Chi in the park with old men and women?"
"Are you a bit imaginative?" Bingtis rolled her eyes at me, "I just came back from the Pillar of Creation, and I calibrated the reaction rates of all the stars over there—Dangdang sloppy, use batch processing Manage the large celestial body, and the burning rate of the Pillar of Creation has been increased by at least two or three times, and I will go to repair it for her and use it as a morning exercise."
I listened leisurely and fascinated: the daily life of the Protoss is so fucking rich.
At this time, Lin Xue had already settled her breakfast in threes and fives. She came over and pushed Bingtis away and sat next to me, leaning on my shoulder naturally: "Wu Mu, have you seen the abyss spirit?"
"Ah. I saw it, and we talked about some very high-powered things." When I thought of the "negotiation" with an astonishing amount of information just now with Abyss Xiling, I couldn't help but have a strange look on my face. "By the way, you wouldn't have arrived earlier, would you?"
"I vaguely knew that Abyss Xiling would take action in this incident, but I didn't expect that she would jump out and negotiate with the New Empire," Lin Xue changed her posture comfortably, "Is the network split...how can she play?" Take it off?"
"If you don't know, then I don't know." I slapped my forehead, feeling my brain buzzing again, "These people who make troubles are messed up. I'm still a bit of senior obsessive-compulsive disorder, you said so many secrets looming The ground is hanging in front of my eyes, how uncomfortable I am. Now we are all sure that Abyss Xiling just wants to use this opportunity to stall for some time to continue her great cause, and we have no choice but to follow her rhythm , and then try to hold back the strength to fight for the next initiative... Tsk."
Lin Xue raised her eyes and looked at me for a while, her silent look made people feel uncomfortable, before I had time to ask her what's the matter, the eldest lady stood up suddenly: "Wu Mu, stay with me Let's go shopping."
I scratched my hair: "At this time? Didn't you just come here?"
Now the young lady has just finished her breakfast for fifteen minutes. According to the general rule, she is in a period of burnout. Normally, she should run to grab the TV remote control with Lilina or the little doll at this time—unexpectedly, she suddenly wanted to go shopping.
"Are you going?" Lin Xue tugged at my sleeve and pulled it up, "The man who chooses to shake his head in this situation most likely has an abnormal sexual orientation, you know..."
I looked at the expression on the young lady's face, and thought of the topic I had with her just a moment ago, and then I suddenly realized: I was too immersed in those "big things" that disturbed me, and my lack of energy might be too obvious. Lin Xue just used her willful and savage caring way to force me to divert my attention.
"What are you laughing at?" Lin Xue looked at the weird smile on my face, and suddenly got goosebumps, "Damn it, why is this lady feeling cold all over..."
"Aha, don't worry about the details." I patted Lin Xue's hair in a happy mood, changed out of clothes in an instant, and then looked at who else was at home: Little Bubble was busy drawing little bastards on the textbook, Lilina was photosynthesizing in front of the window, and it was best not to tease the protoss five-member group, the others were basically sleeping in the house—it seemed that Lin Xue and she could go out by themselves.
The eldest lady and I came to the courtyard, and just as I was about to summon my precious car seven hundred billion, two figures jumped up in front of my eyes. The other figure is the golden rooster jumping over independently: the two are the little crow and the fox dog. When did they get so in sync with each other
"Master is going out?" The little crow stood on one leg unsteadily, patting his arms excitedly, "Take me with you?"
I supported this silly bird with abnormal three views and asked her to put her legs down first: "Where did you learn this problem? Why are you still learning to be independent like a golden rooster after singing?"
"Gah, I saw it on TV!" The little bird puffed up his chest, "As a bird, it's easy to rest on one leg!"
I was taken aback: "So what?"
Xiaoniao cried sadly: "The TV may be a lie... My legs are numb."
Me: "Nonsense! You are in human form now! And even in bird form, you are still a crow! Can't you do what a normal crow should do?"
"But my mother won't let me catch mice..."
I:"… "
At this time, the fox fairy had already circled us many times, and after seeing me teach the little bird, he couldn't wait to come up to him: "Take me out too, okay?"
Seeing the duo of birds and beasts jumping out to make trouble at such a time, Lin Xue finally couldn't help raising her hand: "Meow... the agreed world of two people is gone..." (to be continued...) RT