(It's the end of the month again... it's time to ask for a ticket! Those who have a monthly ticket come to join us! By the way, I checked yesterday, and I found that I haven't stopped updating for about three years...)
The bastard fox and the little crow—God knows how these two got together, is it because they were once wild animals
Originally, I thought that today I would just go out with the eldest lady to relax for a day, but now it seems that I have to bring two oil bottles. Although the little crow looks so big, he is a child at heart, and he can't stop the opportunity to go out to play. The bastard fox is a normal adult, but unfortunately he is a little stubborn, and more importantly She has been pampered in this family for so long, and now she has completely degenerated to the point where she can do nothing but eat, drink and have fun...
"You put away your pile of tails first." I first showed an apologetic smile to the eldest lady beside me, and then pinched the fluffy ears of the bastard fox. "There are also ears. When you go out, remember the usual Let me tell you, don't smell other people, don't scare cats and dogs, don't suddenly jump on the wall to catch birds—especially don't jump on the wall in front of ordinary people."
"I know, I know," the fox muttered while using black magic to hide his animalistic features, "I usually go out to play, and I have never had any problems..."
I grabbed her by the ear: "You usually go out to play with Wangcai on the street, today we are going out shopping!"
"Master, master, should I pretend to be?" the little crow excitedly tugged at my sleeve, his face full of anticipation: It's true that I haven't taken her out for a long time, and the little bird seems to be in high spirits.
I took a look at her appearance: the little crow is not much different from ordinary humans, because when she first chose her appearance, she changed according to the appearance of the human girl Vanilla, and if I have to say, her hair is more attractive Attention: Long purple-black hair with a weird metallic luster. But usually when I take her to the street, I don't let her pretend. There are so many people who dye their hair these days. With the appearance and figure of a junior high school girl like Little Crow, even if she goes out with a colorful chicken nest head, she will at most be regarded as something. Fashionable girl at the fringe of urban and rural areas—much safer than the pile of tails of the bastard fox.
"That's it. When people ask you, just say that you are non-mainstream. In addition, if you see eggs on the street, don't go up and grab them. When you pass by KFC, you are not allowed to smash the billboards. There is nothing else to pay attention to," I said. He squeezed the little crow's nose, then reached out and summoned his own BMW horse seven hundred billion, and waved to the eldest lady, "Go, show me where you want to go."
Lin Xue looked at the magical private car with a rather unkind expression: "How many times have I said it, although you don't drive often... But at least let those engineers redesign the shape? This car even touches porcelain when you go out. Walk around, people are afraid that you won't be able to stop!"
I patted Qihunyi’s roof, which is high on the left and low on the right, indifferently: “I think it’s okay, in fact, this car has been remodeled, haven’t you noticed that its four wheels are now the same size? The roof is a bit higher because the newly installed radar with fire control chain takes up more space... "
The eldest lady got into the car and muttered: "Okay, okay, once you hear it, you will know that Pandora gave a random idea when the transformation reached the last step... Let's go to the artificial lake in the old city with Miss Ben, we haven't gone there for a long time to relax gone."
I got into the car and started the automatic navigation, set it to the low-speed driving mode in the atmosphere without additional functions, turned my head and told the birds and animals not to move around in the back seat, and then lowered my head to check the on-board missile launchers and satellite rays one by one. Is the safety of the guide and the plasma three-dimensional bomb closed? It must be checked properly. There are bears sitting in the car. As far as I know, there are several missile control buttons on the seat of the little crow... You said Pandora gave this car What on earth are all these things in Shang'an doing? They are almost turning into space battleships flying close to the ground!
"I think what this car needs most modified is to add a set of optical camouflage on the outside." After the 700 billion started to drive automatically, I turned my head and said to the eldest lady in the co-pilot, "Look, we are driving on the road. How high is the rate... Theoretically, the only ones who dare to walk side by side with our car are tanks."
Lin Xue rolled her eyes: "Next time, let's drive my car out. Although I can't break through the third cosmic speed, at least it's not illegal to drive in the atmosphere. Throwing high-speed glazing on your car is enough to revoke your driver's license just because of its appearance. of."
I just smiled and didn't speak, but my mood relaxed a little bit. Looking at the ordinary street scene passing by outside the car window, listening to the naughty thoughts of the lady next to me but making myself never bothered to listen to them, and occasionally the silly bird in the back seat made an unintelligible "嘿嘿" sound , This is the life I am familiar with. Thinking about it calmly, I have indeed been a little too focused on those so-called "national affairs" during this time, and instead neglected to enjoy life, among other things... How long has it been since I dated the young lady while bickering like this
Uh... Although I brought two oil bottles with me when I was dating, I think it should be fine as long as the two girls in the back seat are small domestic animals pulled out for a walk, a duo of birds and beasts.
In other words, I found one thing: Although the 700 billion driving on the street is unattractive, as long as it is not chased by the traffic police, it is quite deterrent. Basically, as long as people who cherish life, love the world and have hope in life will consciously follow this car Keep your distance. When we drove through an intersection just now, we happened to encounter an accident scene. Ten meters away, there was an old lady who seemed to have been hit by a pedestrian's bicycle. She was lying there humming. As soon as 700 billion appeared, the old As soon as the wife jumped up to a height of more than half a meter, she jumped over the guardrail with one leg and ran away...
The artificial lake in the old city is a place where our family often visits? ——Although Shadow City and Avalon are enough for us to go shopping most of the time, it is my long-standing habit to go to the old town of K City to relax in my spare time. Lin Xue and I have been together for a long time, and now I also often come to this area to relax. This artificial lake is said to be a subsidence area caused by coal mining in the past. Later, K City transformed from a mining market town to a modern city. These "historical problems" in the old city also changed their appearance one after another. One of the very successful projects is this artificial lake. and a large park area around it.
This area is a bustling area, and today is the weekend, and the park is full of people. If I want to receive 700 billion in my portable space, I have to find a corner, so I just found a place that is less disturbing Parked his BMW in a place where the city looked good, and locked it carefully. Lin Xue rolled her eyes and complained: "Don't lock this car of yours, except for archaeologists who switch to stealing cars, who can take a fancy to it?" , Someone dares to steal but not necessarily someone dares to open it.”
By the way, why is the eldest lady making such sharp complaints today
I shrugged: "I'm for world peace. If some bear kids get into the car and press around, we can only rebuild human civilization from the Triassic period. My sister just drove this car two days ago. I'm worried that even Anything the empire makes goes wrong."
Lin Xue looked around, and suddenly pointed to the side: "Is it just our brat who is in the most trouble?"
I turned my head to look, and suddenly my feet staggered: the little crow and the fox dog were squatting in front of a pitiful little black dog, and the fox fairy was still poking at the latter with great interest. The dog looks only about a foot long, judging from the coat color, it may be a combination of Tibetan mastiff and Pekingese - in fact, I can't see that this is just nonsense. It may be that canines are naturally close. The black dog that was molested was very honest under the hands of the bastard fox, and it was only a matter of Natou bowing and uttering words and sayings, and the little crow curiously tugged at the black dog. Tail: "Sister Fox, do you think that if this dog also has nine tails, will it become a human like you?"
Master Fox Immortal thought for a while, and nodded with great determination: "The owner said that a nine-tailed fox fairy is the same as a nine-tailed husky, so maybe a native dog can also transform into a human when it is cultivated into a nine-tailed dog..." Then this stupid fox with messed up logic Lowering his head, he carefully held up the little black dog's paw and discussed with it: "If you are sincere, come to the top of Nanfu Street Clothing City next full moon, and I will take you as my apprentice..."
Because the Forbidden City is more than 800 kilometers away from here, you can make do with the clothing city, right? After a few years of rice bug life at home, is this fox's intelligence going to go back to before walking upright
Lin Xue lightly touched my arm to indicate that there were others beside me, but when I turned my head, I saw the owner of the little black dog standing not far away: an old man who looked like he came out for a walk after retirement. The old man was leaning on a cane, staring dumbfounded at the two young girls squatting on the ground chatting happily with their pet dog, their eyes were almost straight...
Lin Xue and I hurried forward and dragged the little crow and the bastard fox one by one, and then ran to apologize to the old man. The old man was very kind, but it seemed that his three views had not recovered. Crow: "These two girls look good, why..."
I covered the fox's mouth with all my strength, and explained wittily: "These two are my younger sisters, who were born prematurely for more than half a year..." Lin Xue stomped on my feet before she finished speaking: "Half a month premature ! Half a year prematurely, the placenta was born!"
In the end, the old man led the little black dog away, and before he left, he forced me the phone number of an old Chinese doctor...
"Didn't it be agreed not to make trouble after coming out!" I tugged at Master Fox Immortal by the ear and taught her, "Can't we change the habit of going up to say hello to cats and dogs when we go out?"
The fox was stunned for a long time, and then touched his ear: "Oh, it turns out that you are pulling my ear... I usually don't use this position, just now I was wondering where this feeling came from..."
She didn't even listen to what I said!
"Today's date becomes taking the kids out to play..." Lin Xue sighed helplessly, "It's actually not bad, it's better than taking Xiaoxue shopping."
The little crow had nothing to say, but the fox muttered dissatisfiedly: "What does it mean to take care of a child? Please understand that I am a thousand-year-old Fox Fairy. I am mature, stable, powerful and good at calculating..."
I really couldn't listen to it anymore, so... I ran decisively to buy drinks for the girls, and I was able to hide for a while.
It is now the beginning of spring, the cold winter is gradually receding, and the lakeside park, which has been deserted for several months, is gradually becoming lively. Although the grass and trees around the lakeside winding path that have just passed the cold winter have not yet turned green, the increasing number of tourists around the lake has also given people a sense of excitement. There's a bit of dynamism added here. The increase in tourists naturally brings about the increase of small merchants and hawkers who do not have much stalls in winter. You can often see handicrafts in the area of the artificial lake. No matter what you say here, it can be regarded as a "famous scenic spot" in K City (except for this park you are in) There is nothing to see in this city—the central theme public toilet of No. 2 Middle School of the city is not allowed to be visited by outsiders). I bought a few bottles of drinks, and passed by a handicraft stall whose owner was dressed like a Middle Eastern terrorist. I wanted to buy some gadgets for the three girls on the spur of the moment: Although I usually gave them a lot of messy things, after all, I went out It's a great effort to buy some gifts once, girls like these gadgets.
What's more, apart from Cicaro and his gang of imperial soldiers disguised, I still have a good impression of this kind of small vendors who sell strange gadgets. My life before junior high school basically depended on these vendors. enriched.
But before me, there was already a man and a woman who were picking goods at the stall. They looked like a couple who came out to relax. The girl was still a foreigner from the back. She fell in love with a bracelet on the stall. Ask the stall owner about the price, the stall owner dressed like a terrorist said a price, and then put his hands together to sell: "The things here are all opened by Tibetan eminent monks, this emerald green agate is a great wisdom After wearing the bracelet, you can keep your eyesight and hearing, and you will not suffer from false disasters, and you will be free from the divine power of the sky... "
The young man in the couple couldn't help it: "Uncle, you are wearing a Muslim headscarf... and the agate chain sells for seven yuan and five pieces, which is not enough for your advertisement, okay?"
The stall owner was taken aback, and took off the scarf: "Hey, the outfit I used a while ago was scratched by the cat at home, and I don't know where the new one is... Then Allah bless you young couple, anyway. Seven dollars and five dollars in exchange for a happy girlfriend doesn’t hurt you, does it?”
I watched from the back for a long time, and at this time I had already recognized the identities of the young couple. Seeing that they were almost talking, I went up and patted: "Lin Feng!"
These two are none other than Lin Feng and Sally. It seems that they haven't seen them for a long time. These days, I am either going to save the world or being dragged by a bunch of official duties in Shadow City. In short, I have been in a state of running around for a long time, and I don’t have much time at home, not to mention that Lin Feng also has official duties on weekdays. Last time we Seems like it was two months ago.
"Yeah, Brother Chen?" Lin Feng was surprised when he saw me when he turned his head, "You fought... came back from a business trip?"
"It's been two days since you came back, and your sister didn't tell you?" I smiled cheerfully. The young couple in front of me are two of the few people in the world who know the existence of the Empire. They even went to the Shadow City as guests. Naturally speaking, there is no need to be too scruples.
A few years have passed, and Lin Feng still has the appearance of a sunny boy all over his body as before, and the energy of his smile seems to be contagious. He turned his head to look at his lover next to him, with a smile on his face: " Sally and I just came back today, and we haven't come home yet."
I nodded knowingly, and then started chatting with them, but just after I said a few words, Lin Xue led the fox and the crow to check on the situation, and the voice of the eldest lady rang out from a distance of more than ten meters: "Wood! !Buying a few bottles of water and traveling a long distance... Hey, where is Xiaofeng?"
"Sister?" Lin Feng didn't expect to meet his sister here, so he greeted with some surprise, and then he saw the fox fairy walking around behind Lin Xue and the little crow, and turned his head to meet her. Touching my arm, "Brother Chen, your spare time life is too rich, can I hug my sister..."
Lin Xue looked at Lin Feng unkindly: "I haven't hit you for three days, you think my sister's skills have regressed?"
"Several..." A weak voice suddenly came from behind Lin Feng and Sally. It turned out to be the stall owner who hadn't interrupted for a long time, "Do you still want this thing? Besides, this girl belongs to your group. Right? Will she buy all these things?"
Lin Feng just remembered that he hadn't given any money yet, so he quickly apologized and took out his wallet to pay the bill, while I stretched out my head and saw "this girl" in the stall owner's mouth, and my blood surged up: This time it's the turn of that one again. There's something wrong with the silly bird!
While muttering to herself, the little crow nimbly pulled all the beaded bracelets on the stall to pile up in front of her, and she didn't just take them casually. This girl had some common sense, and every time she When picking something, she would first point with her fingers and then nod to the stall owner, as if she was planning to buy them all, but the number of things she picked was too large, which made people a little uncertain about the situation.
I suddenly remembered something: crows like shiny things, like little bubbles...
At this time, it is impossible to take away the pile of treasures in front of the silly bird, and it will easily cause the crow god to become angry and change color, so I had to buy about 20 catties of plastic and glass beads under the gaze of the stall owner, dragging Thanks to the little crow, this vendor became the first one to close the stall in the park today...
Since we haven't seen each other for a long time, of course we have to chat with Lin Feng this time. It just so happens that Lin Feng and Sally are also very interested in our daily life of running around all day to save the world, so we found a secluded small place. Chatting in the tea room. During the conversation, I realized that Lin Feng had just finished his mission—going to a small European country to assist a local "special person" in dealing with a disappearance. Of course, since he came back with Sally in the end, we have reason to believe that this guy travels at public expense for at least half a month after completing his mission.
"This is a trivial matter for us. Others may hear it as shocking. It must be incomparable to what you have experienced." After Lin Feng finished talking about himself, he looked at me and Lin Xue with a smile, "I have seen the video my sister brought back. I quit movies after that—where did you guys go to fight this time?"
"It's only you who think it's fun to go out to fight," Lin Xue knocked on the table dissatisfied, "I came out with Mu Mu today to let him relax, you can't let him have a moment Don't think about these disturbing things?"
I smiled, and just as I was about to say something, I suddenly saw that the scenery outside the window was blurred. RS