I raised my head and stared blankly at the scene outside the window.
Everything went on as usual, as if nothing had happened.
But I'm sure I must have seen something wrong just now, although it was only for a moment, something did flash... It's hard to describe what happened, it's a bit like looking through a kaleidoscope Looking at the world, the scenery outside the window becomes fragmented at that moment, the light is twisted and entangled, and the details are blurred, just like looking through a piece of uneven patterned glass.
Just now, the outside of the glass window turned into such a strange appearance... If this is on a spaceship, it can also be said that it is undergoing a hyperspace jump, which caused optical distortion, but now I am sitting in a tea room on the earth Now, then I can only wonder if I am hallucinating—could it be that I have been overworked recently, and even my physique is planning to have a nervous breakdown
"What's wrong with you?" Lin Xue was chatting with her younger brother, and immediately noticed my abnormal behavior and asked curiously, "Is there a beautiful woman outside who is doing a backflip while walking?"
Me: "...why do you have to add such a bunch of weird verbs after the beauty!"
"You have seen too many beautiful girls, you don't have any extra visual impact to be able to look like this?" The eldest lady rolled her eyes, "Xiaofeng, you just said that a Chinese werewolf in Europe was missing... I remember It means that there are no werewolves in China."
But Lin Feng didn't bother to answer Lin Xue's words, he also looked out of the window in a daze like me: "Sister, I seemed to see the glass cracked just now... Now it looks back to normal."
The little crow, who was lying on the table and counting glass beads, also raised his hand: "I saw it too! I saw it too! The window is stained!"
Lin Xue blinked in confusion, carefully studying the window closest to her. But she didn't find anything unusual, and then she looked at the two people beside the table who didn't speak. Sally and Lord Fox Immortal shook their heads at the same time: "I didn't pay attention just now!"
"Are you guys teasing me?" Lin Xue curled her lips, then narrowed her eyes slightly, "Let me see what's going on, don't blame me if you guys want to make such a silly joke... Hey, why did it take so long just now!"
"Yeah, I thought I was hallucinating," I grinned, and then froze for a moment. "Wait, this isn't right..."
The people present are basically not ordinary people, only Sally, a theoretical "normal person", still knows all kinds of secrets, what we deal with most every day is all kinds of weird things, especially Lin Feng is more sensitive to this , he first took a quick look around to make sure that all the guests in the tea room looked fine. Then he whispered to us: "Except for Sally and this... Fox Immortal who didn't pay attention just now, now we all know that there was a 'flower' outside the window. Brother Chen, tell me what you saw first?"
I immediately described what I saw, and then the little crow described what she saw in a messy manner. Although the silly bird's words were confusing, it was basically certain that what she saw was the same as mine. A scene: the scene outside the window was chaotic.
"The hallucinations can be ruled out." Lin Feng nodded professionally, "Everyone saw the same scene, and I can be sure that something happened outside the teahouse just now. According to my judgment, it is a bit like an instant illusion, but it seems that the people here No one else saw... Sister. Do you know what's going on?"
Lin Xue opened her mouth, but before she opened her mouth, I felt something move on my chest. Ding Dong cautiously poked his head out from the edge of his pocket, calling in a low voice: "Well... Ding Dong has something to report..."
I immediately had an ominous premonition, and when Ding Dong continued to speak, the premonition came true: "Just now World Tree seems to be calling the police..."
Hearing Ding Dong's words, everyone at the scene was covered with white hairs (except for the silly bird, who was still counting the glass beads she just got), and even the bastard fox showed a nervous look: the fox usually has a problem with his personality , but it still makes sense deep down.
I quickly patted my pocket to make Ding Dong retract his head, then opened the public channel of spiritual connection, and pulled Lin Feng and Sally into the channel by the way: "Don't say outside... World Tree called the police? What's the situation?"
"It's just an ordinary system error, like a 'ding', the operating system reports a police report, and then everything is fine."
I looked up at the window lattice at a forty-five-degree angle, and found that I couldn't imagine what it would be like for the World Tree to "ding", so I put this question aside first: "Just call the police? Then there is nothing abnormal? The World Tree is a terrible thing... "
Ding Dong's tone was very disapproving: "It's normal. The World Tree calls the police at least once a week on average, and restarts once a month. The underlying data of the world has a certain fault tolerance rate. As long as it does not exceed the threshold, it is normal operation. This is allowed. It’s a kind of alarm. Just now, Ding Dong has asked World Tree to self-check, and the system is in good condition. The alarm is due to the overflow of information in this universe, but it has been repaired.”
Finally, the little guy added another sentence: "Actually, Ding Dong didn't tell you when the World Tree called the police slightly, because it was a daily phenomenon, but you all said that you saw strange things just now, and the World Tree just reported it. A policeman, Ding Dong brought it up."
Hearing Ding Dong's explanation, I feel a little relieved. Although the little thing is usually a bit of a mess in all aspects, but only in the position of "God", it is still relatively good... Anyway, at least there have been no major problems so far. Since she said it was just A glitch, it should indeed be a glitch, but the faces of Lin Feng and Sally in front of us still changed color, Lin Feng looked at my pocket rather uneasily: "Brother Chen, if I remember correctly This should be the current Lord God of our world... Why am I not so optimistic about life all of a sudden?"
I smiled awkwardly, I didn't know how to block the shot for Ding Dong: let alone Lin Feng, I also gave up hope in this world when I saw the World Tree blue screen for the first time...
"You said that the World Tree usually calls the police," Lin Xue pondered for a while. Ask Ding Dong in the spiritual connection, "Then why haven't we noticed any abnormalities in the world. Did we see it this time?"
"There is an error in making up for faults. The World Tree has the ability to automatically cover up and offset various faults. Usually, whenever there is a problem in the universe, it will immediately cover up the abnormal phenomenon. It is the same this time, so ordinary people here He didn't see any strange phenomena, but "fault compensation" sometimes couldn't hide the information disturbance from observers like Ah Jun, so he saw that the outside of the window was distorted, and other people were very close to Ah Jun. There is a "true vision zone" around him in a certain range, so you have all seen the abnormal situation. But in the final analysis, this is still a matter of probability. The genuine operating system repairs the fault, but even God Father can't react. Shua all of a sudden It's done," Dingdang explained, reaching out his little hand from my pocket, "Ah Jun, Dingdang wants some snacks!"
Lin Xue and I often listen to a group of gods at home discussing such sophisticated issues, so we have long been used to it, but Lin Feng and Sally seldom come into contact with these. After a long time, I finally came up with one point: "So Brother Chen is basically equivalent to a real eye, right? Once he stands here, his surrounding vision will be opened..."
I looked at him silently. He reached out and pinched a small piece of snack crumbs and put it in his pocket to feed Ding Dong, while tilting his head and biting Lin Xue's ear: "Your brother's mouth is quite like yours."
At this time, there was a table of guests not far from us who got up and left. This table of guests brought a child, and the child glanced at this side, and suddenly shouted in surprise: "Mom and Dad! That uncle is feeding his pocket with biscuits!"
"Don't yell, silly boy. Don't look over there."
I:"… "
After the guests at that table left, Lin Xue's face turned red, and she bent over with difficulty to hold back a smile. Finally, he kicked me under the table: "So don't spoil Ding Dong too much, she has at least two hundred cubic meters of sweets in her personal space, and she wants to eat with you all day long, sooner or later you have to grow her into rice Worm."
Before I could speak, Dingdang stretched out his little hand from his pocket again: "Ah Jun! Another piece! Dingdang didn't eat enough when he got up early!"
So I continued to stuff biscuit crumbs into my pocket with a blank expression, and while imagining my image in the eyes of others, I explained: "If you don't feed it, this little thing bites through your clothes, you know."
Lin Feng and Sally watched with great interest how I fed a small animal hiding in a pocket in public—of course they could see that I was already familiar with it, and I believe this kind of scene was theirs in other places. where you can't see it. With a smile on her face, Sally looked at my pocket expectantly: "Well... can I feed it?"
Before I could speak, Lin Xue couldn't help knocking on the table: "Don't do it, he is already eye-catching enough to feed himself in his pocket, and if you help feed the food next to him, it will easily attract medical workers... "
At this moment, a mobile phone ringing suddenly interrupted our chat: it was from Lin Feng.
Lin Feng took out his mobile phone to answer the call, and I turned my head to Lin Xue and muttered: "It's rare to see young men over 20 years old who use the Pleasant Goat theme song as their ringtone these days. He has a childlike innocence."
Lin Feng took the time to wave to me, and then quickly chatted with the person on the other side of the phone, but he didn't understand what the person on the other side was saying. He only saw Lin Feng agreeing and nodding his head. Asked curiously: "Do you want to work again?"
"The 'unit' came to me and said there was something wrong with the observation point," Lin Feng said cryptically, "It's okay, you don't need to travel far, it's in this city, I'll go and have a look and I should be back in the afternoon."
"Why didn't anyone call me?" Lin Xue suddenly took out her mobile phone depressedly, "I'm the number one in this area, okay? The higher-ups seem to have forgotten about me."
"You usually run away without a trace for half the time. The old man has long regarded you as a married girl and can't take you back," Lin Feng said while standing up and getting ready to go to the cashier to pay the bill. "Then Sally and I Take a step, I hurried to the 'unit' to check the situation, maybe I can go back to take a nap if there is nothing wrong. You continue to chat, and Brother Chen, I don't know if I should say something... "
I saw he was a little hesitant, and I was very curious: "You said, there is no outsider here."
Lin Feng pointed at the little crow beside him: "Didn't you notice that she has been squatting on the chair since just now?"
Me: "... silly bird, come down for me!"
After Lin Feng and Sally left, Lin Xue and I started to form a team to educate the little crow. The bird had obviously been in human form for so long. And I receive education from my family members almost every day, but there are still a few bad problems that cannot be cured: I don’t use chopsticks when eating, but just put it in my mouth. Squatting on a chair to eat, scratching your face with your feet (this is also the problem of the fox fairy), picking up a lot of broken stones after going out to claim credit, oh, and now you have to get up early to crow on the roof... OK The news is that she has finally stopped hatching eggs, and the bad news is that she still makes a mess of her own bed, and the good quilt has been shaped into a bird's nest by her and torn in a mess.
The more I thought about it, the more complicated it became. In the end, Lin Xue and Lin Xue stopped their own educational careers, and we realized one thing: with the current stinking problem of the little crow, this bird should be hopeless...
Seeing that the adults were quiet, the little crow immediately showed a happy expression, and continued to spread her precious glass beads on the table and pick them up there: she didn't realize what she did wrong just now, and what's more terrible was that she squatted again on the chair...
"I think so," Lin Xue looked around. "It's better for us to leave as soon as possible. From now on, we'd better stay away from public places unless we're in Shadow City."
I sighed, and woke up Mr. Fox Immortal, who was already drooling on the table, and prepared to lead the treasures to the artificial lake for a walk before returning home. Before leaving, the owner of the tea room personally came out to see us off. This is a big brother from Northeast China. He looks bold and kind. When he came out to see off the guests, he specially told us: "The pressure of going to school is a little bit higher now, and it is normal for children to be a little rebellious. Yes. I also have a younger sister. When she is under great pressure, she always makes trouble on purpose... Finally, the young couple did not settle your bill just now. Four servings of tea, two pots of tea and some fruit plates, Shenghui one hundred Eighteen..."
Lin Xue became murderous at that time: "Go back and hang that kid up and beat him! And this time he must hang his head upside down!"
Seeing Lin Xue's appearance, I had one thought in my heart: It's better to be my sister, I was beaten and never hung up when I was young...
We played crazy all day outside, just as we thought at the beginning: put all the messy troubles behind us for a while, and let ourselves relax once and for all. But I guess the most enjoyable thing to play today is actually the two duo of birds and beasts who came to join in the fun. It's okay for the fox to say that she usually runs out to play by herself, but the little crow is a relatively clingy guy. What I like is going out and wandering around with my family, but this has been something I haven't been able to achieve for a long time.
And when we got home, what we faced was almost a room full of resentment... well, as expected.
Anyway, as soon as I opened the door and entered the house, there was a small black figure rushing up in front of me. The little guy who jumped in front of me was like a nimble little monkey, circling my neck for half a circle, and then he was firmly on the ground. Sitting on my shoulder, he began to yank my head hard: "Why don't you take me! Why don't you take me! Why don't you take me!"
I don't even know how she honed her eloquence back then. Ordinary people would have to think for a long time to say these three consecutive sentences, but the little puppet just opened its mouth and came.
While I was familiar with blocking all kinds of powerless joint skills of the little guy on my shoulder, I carried her to the living room, and then poured out all the small things I bought outside today: Pandora and Weiss Card’s candy and "History of World Wars", Little Bubble’s crystal beads and luminous toys, a large plush bear for Qianqian, a new set of kitchen utensils for her sister, and twenty-year classics at home and abroad for Anveena Ghost movie collection - she can be seen as a life movie, I also bought Lilina a new hairpin and a small packet of fertilizer, she can sprinkle some on her head next time she basks in the sun, but it seems that the guy is not happy with the second gift How do you like it...
Let’s not mention other people’s things for the time being. In short, in order to buy gifts for the family members, Lin Xue and I almost went around the entire old city. It can be seen that there are too many strange creatures in the house. It is very troublesome. The thing is, the daily necessities that each of them needs is almost enough to span the entire human civilization. If Lin Xue hadn't dragged her to death, I would have almost gone to buy two strings of paper money for An Weena...
"Hey, where are our things?" When a group of young and old girls were happily grabbing presents, Bingtis suddenly appeared out of nowhere, "Don't say no, my concubine went crazy but..."
I conveniently dumped another large pile of things from the portable space and piled them on the coffee table: "You guys divide it among yourself."
To be honest, I spent a bit of brainpower when buying things for the Protoss Tiaozi Five, because I really don’t know what these gods who can create the world will lack. After thinking about it, I feel relieved: they don’t lack anything, and they still do it every day. Going shopping is very fun, which proves that the spiritual needs of these empty gods are far higher than the material needs. Translated into the vernacular, they are purely idle, you just give them something that can divert their attention...
So Bingtis and Monina got a brush for brushing their wings, and Lin got a model of a charizard (I bought it at a toy store for 30 yuan, and there was a set of higher-grade dragon models, unfortunately I I didn't dare to buy it, because the content of the model is a warrior slaying a dragon), and Ilson got a large box of white wax...
"Why is the thing given to me so strange?" Ilsen was carrying a big box inexplicably, "And it says Lunan 4S franchise store...Is this for cars?"
Monina tapped Ilsen's chest smoothly: "Brother, this is for you to polish the armor... You wear it like canned food all day long at home, and your body is almost turning into armor, okay?"
"Where's Uncle Kenser?" I looked at the bustling "loot sharing scene" and suddenly found that someone was missing, so I asked curiously.
"There is something wrong with the world he manages," Bingtis replied bluntly, "I went back to clean up the mess for the believers." (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets , your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to m. to read.) RT