I was lying in the yard basking in the sun, happily playing boring games with Fox and Dog, when I suddenly heard a sound of brakes outside the gate of the yard, and I was taken aback by this movement.
Missy didn't come over for lunch at noon today, and now the meal time has passed, so in theory, Lin Xue would not show up at this time: her biological clock is basically synchronized with our family's meal time, and there has been no exception in the past few years. But who will come to his home? Sandora has set up a wide-area mental intervention in this area. Unless we actively invite, no one will notice that there is a house here, and they will not even come close to it. The one at the door obviously has a guest coming.
"Fox, put your tail back up." I turned over and grabbed Lord Fox Fairy's tail, and my hands were covered with oil. "So you can't use your hands properly after eating!? Washing your tail is no more troublesome than washing your hands." ?”
Master Fox Immortal rolled on the ground without closing her tail and ears. She shrugged her nose in the air, and then looked at me lazily: "It's okay, I smelled it as an acquaintance, go and open the door. Doing things with the tail is my unique skill, I like it if you have the ability to bite me? Forgive you, but you can’t bite me.”
Me: "" Whoever has a brain hole to compete with a canine can bite the other party!
I took a black thread to open the door, and when the door opened, there were really acquaintances outside: Ding Ling and Lin Feng were standing outside, Ding Ling was holding the magical Chinese pastoral dog named xo in her arms, and Lin Feng was reaching out to find the doorbell Seeing me open the door one step earlier, Lin Feng laughed suddenly: "Brother Chen, why is your doorbell gone?"
"It was dismantled a few days ago, who will use the doorbell?" I rolled my eyes at the sky, but I didn't expect it to be these two visitors. Thinking about it, Ding Ling and Lin Feng are on the mental interference exemption list, so it’s not surprising that they can find this place. Standing at the door and yelling hard."
The two of them were shocked by the majestic name of "Father God", and their faces were full of fascination. Ding Ling tactfully proposed that she would like to see what the God Realm is like when she has time. I am embarrassed to remind them: In fact, the Shadow City is also in the void one of the gods
I beckoned the two of them to come in quickly, Lin Feng agreed while turning his head and pressed the car key to the side. Immediately, I heard two "chirp chirping" sounds from the anti-theft device, and Ding Ling glanced at Lin Feng with a strange expression: "You still lock the car here? Do you think someone stole the car at the gate of the Kingdom of Heaven?"
I laughed and pointed at my big house: "How do you say that there are anti-theft doors in heaven?"
I welcomed the two of them into the courtyard, and when I turned around to close the courtyard door, Master Hu Xian walked over unsteadily. This girl with a bunch of big tails has an amazing sense of presence no matter where she goes. Ding Ling and Lin Feng immediately became very enthusiastic. Greeting the fox casually, Lin Feng was still muttering: "The last time I saw her in the park, I couldn't imagine her with a bunch of tails. How could she be able to disguise so well?"
Ding Ling stepped forward and wanted to touch Lord Fox Fairy's ears: "No matter how many times I see the fluffy ones, I feel so envious! These are real ears! You didn't say anything in the morning to let me see your ears, can it be okay now? "
Master Fox Immortal easily dodged Ding Ling's paw with one side of his body: "You can see it but don't touch it. I am Lord Fox Immortal. You must respect me! Let this dog you are holding talk to me!"
The little black dog xo suddenly jumped from Ding Ling's embrace to the ground, then hung his head and stood in front of Mr. Fox Immortal, who knelt down and held xo's paw, saying earnestly: "I haven't said anything about what I talked to you this morning. Finished. Next, I want to tell you about the professional ethics of canine animals, and a few tips for self-cultivation and enlightenment. If you want to become a fairy like me, you must first learn to control your animal nature. Call me first to listen."
xo looked up at his master pitifully, and found that no one could help him, so he barked obediently.
Lord Fox Fairy nodded in satisfaction: "Yes. This is animal nature. You see, I don't know how to bark, because I have forgotten how I spoke in those years. This is controlling my animal nature, so you have to cultivate yourself The first step in transforming into a fairy is to live for thousands of years and forget what you call yourself. When you first achieve something, I will take you as a disciple and teach you how to grow a second tail! Who will catch my tail? Let go, let me go! I am Master Hu Immortal, you can't be so rude, I am accepting apprentices!"
I pulled the fox's tail, ignoring her scratching and scratching all the way, and finally threw this guy who was a little bored to the point of taking the wrong medicine to one side. When I came back, xo still rubbed against me affectionately, obviously Thanks to me for helping it dispel that horrible preacher.
"To be honest, did she eat the wrong thing?" Ding Ling looked at Master Hu Xian who was grinding her teeth and flicking her tail not far away, dumbfounded. This unlucky dog almost made her vomit."
I let out a long sigh: "Don't mention it. I watched Liao Zhai and Journey to the West a few days ago. She felt that her fox life in the past thousands of years was wasted. Now she wants to open a hole and build a mansion before taking the road of youth. Last night she Holding a Journey to the West, she came here excitedly and asked me to find her a Tang monk, and she wanted to cosplay a jade-faced fox—where can I find a Tang monk for her! A Master Xuanzang came to Shadow City, but there are no monkeys around him!"
Ding Ling and Lin Feng stared at me dumbfounded, and after a while they said in unison: "It's not easy for you."
"Okay, anyway, I've gotten used to all the treasures at home one by one." I waved my hands exhausted physically and mentally, and led them into the house. Watching too much TV and novels."
As soon as they entered the room, Lin Feng and Ding Ling knew what the real excitement was: a group of wild Ding Dong and little crows were fighting on the chandelier to fight for the commanding heights, and the crystal chandelier with a diameter of more than one meter was rattling and shaking. People are frightened; Mai Diwen is squatting on the sofa and learning to sing from the TV, the lyrics are "ga" in various cadences; Qianqian is playing poker sticky notes with Monina, and at this time she has basically become two mummies; Protoss The remaining four members of Tiaozi's five-member group were playing mahjong with dragon scale mahjong that was picked out from Lin's body.
The liveliest thing was the stairs, where the little puppet and Little Pao Pao were scurrying up and down the stairs, waving their little lightsabers to act as warriors, humming and fighting back and forth. I know someone will say, "Isn't this a very childlike scene, we had fun like this when we were young", but the swords used by normal people to pretend to be super soldiers when they were children are all plastic——
But the lightsabers used by these two brats are fucking real! It's a splatter of sparks if you cut it on the superalloy stair railing! And the superpowers they use are also real. When Little Bubble fights with the dolls, it’s spherical lightning flying around, and it’s almost like putting a miniature black hole in the living room: I am deeply grateful that I have already used all the building materials that can be replaced at home. It was replaced with starship alloy and star gold stone, and the furniture and furnishings also had the sacred protection under the cloth of Bingtis, otherwise, the fights between bear children would be enough to rebuild City K every week.
That's why after eating, I have to go to the yard to bask in the sun like a retired veteran cadre - can't I stay at home? I don't know what's going on, why other people's children are sleepy and sleepy when they are full, while my own children are full and full, jumping up and down and rubbing out an rpg!
"Damn it!" Lin Feng and Ding Ling said in unison, and then they rushed behind me in a flash. At the same time, Little Bubble's rpg ignited and launched, and hit the stairs on the second floor with a bang. A light golden barrier of holy light instantly enveloped the explosion cloud. This is the protection Bingtis specially set up for the bear children. Divine art, but even with the Holy Light Barrier, the rocket-propelled grenade exploded still made a lot of noise. A "boom" made the whole living room quiet, and then the little puppet waved a special mini lightsaber and yelled there: " You cheat! There are no RPGs in Star Wars!"
Little Bubble's voice was even louder: "Goo!"
The little puppet immediately put its hands on its hips: "You are shameless! Others can't understand you when you speak by yourself!"
At this time, my lord sister finally couldn't stand it anymore, and coughed at the bottom of the stairs. The two brats shrank their necks when they heard the voice, and slipped down to accept education.
"Brother Chen" Lin Feng's eyes were almost straight, and he glanced at me blankly, "I usually hear my sister talking about your situation, I still can't believe I haven't been here for a while. Your place is already so lively?"
Ding Ling had a strange expression on her face, but she still tried her best to say politely: "The children of the fairy family are actually quite energetic, right?"
"I'll feed you for two days?" I squinted at Ding Ling, "Or you can just pick one from this house and take it home."
Although she knew that I was joking, Ding Ling still looked around the living room with great interest. Then she suddenly saw a few little crows holding eggshells and queuing up on the tea table to get juice (Anveena was holding a large glass of freshly squeezed orange juice to distribute to these little guys), these little girls holding Eggshell's adorable appearance obediently queuing up immediately aroused Ding Ling's love: "Then give me one, okay?"
A figurine Crow God holding a small half of a ping pong ball in his arms (you must remember that the little crow also hatched a split body from a ping pong ball) immediately noticed that someone was pointing at him. She jumped here twice, chirping, and then opened her mouth to spit out a small shadow arrow—this was just an act of greeting, but the shadow arrow still exploded into a dark magic ball with a diameter of nearly one meter in the air
Ding Ling's forehead was covered with cold sweat at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Forget it, no one in your house is safe."
I pushed aside the figurines of Crow God and Wild Ding Dong on the sofa, and while beckoning Lin Feng and Ding Ling to sit down, I said: "Okay, let's talk about business, from the look in your eyes just now, you know that today is not just a visit Yeah, got into trouble? Is it the Empire's non-burnable trash again?"
"Uh..." Lin Feng was a little embarrassed, because he usually only comes here when he encounters "trouble". Yes, it's Ding Ling, she is indeed a magical girl who has been able to play with Lin Xue since she was a child, this older legal girl has no embarrassment on her face: "It's really troublesome, I thought you should know , I wanted to discuss it with Lin Xue, but she didn't know where to go at noon today."
"Let's talk about it" I said casually. At this time, An Weina brought over the brewed tea and snacks, and I pushed them over to the two guests. "Taste An Weina's craftsmanship. The tea is picked from the world tree." The sprouts are mixed with the divine grass in front of the Great Temple of Avalon, the desserts are handcrafted from another world, and even the raw materials are brought by the Void Consortium."
"If I have the opportunity, I really want to go to another world to see. With you as a big backer, it's really not my style not to take advantage of it." Ding Ling said while carefully keeping a distance from An Weina, "Then let's get down to business—our first two Tiantian did dig out something that might be related to you from somewhere, and then it activated on the spot. Of course, this is not important. The important thing is that your sister appeared in a projection-like thing, wearing your imperial costume. Then Temperament and expression, the Chen Qian sister I know is almost not alone, so I am quite messy."
"Pfft—" I spit out a sip of tea, "What did you say?"
"Your sister has appeared." Ding Ling watched calmly as the tea I poured out formed a rainbow in the air, as if she had expected that I would be this reflection. In the excavated imperial ruins there will be "
"All in all, this is a very complicated issue." I quickly reached out to interrupt Ding Ling, "It takes time to explain, so to make a long story short, in short, my sister was the emperor of the empire in my previous life, and I was sleeping in the void in my previous life. Then something happened to my sister. I ran to the crib and called me out to save the world. At that time we were young and ignorant, so we readily agreed, so we ran to the front of the abyss shock wave to open the big game, but the level was too low at that time, we were dressed in white and had no skills, so we hung up with an "ah" and my sister and I And Qianqian, together with the souls of Lin Xuesan, drifted through the void and fell to the earth. During the 70,000 years of recuperating on this planet, it is possible to watch human beings evolve a round by the way. Restoring vitality and being born as a human being, now we have forgotten what happened back then, and my sister is not interested in the life of the emperor at the time, but what is certain is that you should have discovered something that we brought here when we were living on the earth. Relic—hey mom, I'm lucky I can't die without breathing. Are you fainted?"
Ding Ling looked into my eyes calmly: "Say it again?"
Me: "My sister was the Emperor of the Empire in her previous life and I was in the void in my previous life"
"Stop, stop!" Ding Ling quickly interrupted, "Okay, okay, I believe it. What you said is true. With so much information, I haven't heard Xiaoxue mention this to me at all! You're not kidding ? Did Xiaoxue have such a magnificent previous life?"
I looked at Ding Ling in surprise: "Did you understand what I said so quickly?"
"Nonsense. We all received special training at the beginning. If you speak Greek at ten times the speed, I can write it backwards for you." Ding Ling waved her hand, "Okay. Take your non-burnable garbage away, that thing It was discovered by my team, and I have properly controlled the news. But I don’t feel at ease when it is left in our place for a day. Everything you make is crazy, and I am worried that when it will blow up, my share All of them will be blown to Mars."
My smile suddenly became awkward: the impression left by the imperial ruins on the other party does not seem to be very good. Of course, this is understandable, because of some "historical problems" there are quite a few empire ruins on the earth, and dark world groups like supernatural organizations usually deal with weird phenomena on the earth, and these weird phenomena are the most dangerous and most dangerous. The most difficult thing to deal with is the remnants of the empire. Various organizations on Earth have been dealing with these dangerous things for a long time before the emergence of the New Empire. There are historical records that can even be traced back hundreds of years. Paintings of knights or exorcists fighting rampaging robots: these things may be somewhat distorted and "beautified", but the real situation is probably just a few hundred years ago. However, these things reveal the fact that the empire’s non-burnable garbage has been tossing the earth for many years
Strictly speaking, they have been tossing this planet since the time of Atlantis 700,000 years ago.
People in the past didn't know what these relics were. Hundreds of thousands of years ago, people thought they were the Holy Tomb of Angels or the Temple of Shura. One or two hundred years ago, people thought they were Frankenstein's laboratory. There have been rumors in the world that "aliens visited the earth" and "human civilization in the last season" (fortunately, this time it was a bit more reliable), but until the past two years, only a small number of people in a human supernatural organization knew about these Things are actually just non-burnable garbage thrown around by a bunch of guys who didn't pay attention to environmental protection
Regarding these relics, the New Empire also has a special processing agency, and each world (if there are imperial relics in this world) has a special branch aftermath department, these departments are basically in charge of the local examiner, the corresponding aftermath department on the earth It is boundless love (the only aftermath department directly under the royal family). In view of the fact that the number of relics on the earth is really large enough, and the uproar in Viska made them fragmented and complicated, some of them were even broken from the mantle to the crust, and some relics have been discovered by humans. It is a very troublesome project to clean up these relics without affecting human life, so apart from recycling most of the unearthed relics that are dangerous, we did not touch the rest, but handed them over to Da Ai Wujiang and the ability group will deal with it slowly: Anyway, these things are safe before they are dug out. We have scanned the energy level of the entire planet, and those things with huge energy storage have been cleaned up. It is a "safety product" that has been completely asleep and the security system is intact.
Now it seems that the people from the ability group accidentally discovered the most special type of relic, which is also a type of relic that we have never found before: 70,000 years ago, after I failed to open the Big Jump Tower, I fell with a few remnant souls When the earth was brought um, coffin slabs.
Why are you so awkward? (To be continued..)