This is really a wonderful victory. The enemy army was completely wiped out, the enemy general was captured, and a landing point on the edge of Ghostland was occupied with minimal casualties. Such a result is indeed satisfying.
Of course, the one who is most satisfied with today's battle is our eternal little war madman Pandora. This little guy who is a high-ranking commander but always rushes to the front is finally satisfied today. For her personal hobbies, this girl even ordered a second bowl for the first time during dinner at night—this is a miracle for Pandora, who is almost like a robot in her daily life.
In addition, a small disclosure, when Pandora came over with the bowl, Sandora was killing the third roasted whole cow in front of her. Watching a certain queen crunching the bones and the plate together can be described as spectacular Describe the dining scene, my sweat...
Of course, not everyone can be as heartless as Sandora. In fact, at today's celebration banquet, at least three people were in a state of no appetite at all. , the two "gentle and kind" "ordinary girls" undoubtedly recalled what they did before after they turned back to their original forms, and then started to vomit as I expected, especially after shallow and dark She dismembered those demons almost all the way, and there were almost hundreds of enemies rotten into mud or torn apart in her hands. The appearance in Li is in stark contrast - just now, this girl almost vomited out the dinner three days ago...
Apart from Qianqian and her sister, the third person who has no appetite is the one who watched the whole battle scene of Qianqian.
That scene was really disgusting...
"Hey, as heartless Xiling apostles, they are really happy..."
Looking at the group of imperial soldiers who were eating all kinds of things in front of us, Qianqian, my sister and I nested in a corner like poor worms abandoned by the world, sighing so much.
"That's because your mental capacity is too low."
Needless to say, the source of this voice is my mortal enemy for thousands of years, my eternal opponent, who is known as the dark, evil, sinister, cunning, and evil king...
"boom!"
Qianqian helped me up distressedly, rubbing the big bump on my head while scolding: "Ah Jun, don't think about these things in the public channel from now on."
"... well, I deserve it."
Although Lin Xue's tone is very unpleasant, what she said is the truth. Leaving Qianqian and her sister aside, even I was just an ordinary high school student who was eating and waiting to die a year ago. Bearing the name of Emperor Xiling, but from the bottom of my heart, my biggest goal in life is still to eat and wait to die... When it comes to vision, knowledge and heart, I don't think I can compare to Lin Xue, who has been around since she was ten years old. There's nothing to be ashamed of joining a group of guys who take part in various life-and-death missions, the truth is.
But this absolutely cannot be the reason for Lin Xue to be arrogant in front of me!
This insidious, cunning, violent, black-bellied, and troublesome Miss Prophet wants to use her poor life experience to make the emperor bow his head and surrender, that is really wishful thinking! I want her to know that an otaku's desire to eat and wait for death is absolutely unshakable!
Thinking of this, I immediately raised my fighting spirit, and then challenged Lin Xue with firm eyes.
Our Lord Prophet was busy comforting Qianqian who was in a severe depression at this time, but suddenly he was startled by my sight, and immediately leaned over to Qianqian's ear and said, "Hey, Qianqian, that bastard Did you make up some messy things in your head again? Why did it suddenly start to burn out of nowhere? Be careful when you sleep tonight."
... You damn girl, can you stop pretending to be whispering at a volume that can be heard by everyone in the room!
"Ah-Jun-" Just as Lin Xue and I were about to enter the battle state, a shrill but extremely penetrating cry came suddenly. I turned my head and saw a green UFO It's coming at me at incredible speed.
I was in the state of combat readiness and immediately entered the legendary state of innate selflessness. When I looked at my nose, nose, mouth and heart, that hallucinatory green fast shadow showed a clear track in my eyes. At this moment, my soul Possession.
"There is a hidden weapon!" I yelled, then bowed my left leg, kicked my right leg, stepped forward and twisted my waist to grab the green flying object in my hand, then turned around and accelerated in a roundabout.
"Whoosh—"
The hidden weapon came out.
A shrill exclamation faded away: "Ah—"
Everyone was shocked.
Two seconds later, I calmly asked the elder sister next to me: "Sister, what did I throw out just now?"
"Ding Dong." My sister answered briefly and firmly.
"Our goddess." Qianqian answered briefly and firmly.
"The current God." Lin Xue answered briefly and firmly while looking at me with dead eyes.
Three seconds later, accompanied by an exasperated scream of "Ding Dang bites you!", Xiao Douding, who was thrown into the ice cream bucket in front of Little Bubble and was almost eaten again (why again?) came back And without hesitation, it bit my finger with a "click".
"Ah... You really bite, you little thing!" I immediately shook my hand in pain, but this seemingly weak little Douding actually has an amazing bite force, even though its small body was thrown in the air Shaking it away, Ding Dong didn't even intend to let go of his mouth at all. Instead, he bit harder and harder, and finally just hugged my fingers and began to gnaw.
Is this guy crazy hungry!
"It's so cute..." Just as our place was gradually attracting the attention of the surroundings due to too much movement, a delicate voice that made Ding Dong tremble all over suddenly sounded behind me.
When I turned around, a certain purple-haired saltwater creature was staring closely at the little one in my hand with its big shiny eyes that could dazzle a dog, and at the same time glanced at me with pitiful begging eyes. Come on, the tail of the fish flashing with pale golden light subconsciously slapped on the ground, the frequency was as high as a triple-mounted Gatling gun with full firepower.
… oops, infected by Pandora…
I shook my head vigorously, completely cut off the weird connection between the mermaid and the Gatling Cannon, and then stretched my right hand forward with a bright smile that I had never seen before—of course, a little thing that would not let go was still hanging from my finger superior.
"If you want it, you can take it back and raise it. Remember to take a bath every two days, feed her three times a day, take her to the garden often, touch her head when you have nothing to do, and remember to prepare more candy and small toys... "
Before I finished speaking, Ding Dong had already reacted, and immediately exclaimed: "No!" Then he scurried behind Qianqian, showing a pair of frightened eyes, looking at the mermaid princess who was already a little eager to try, "Fish tail, you Don't come here! Ding Dong bites you! Ding Dong is really, really powerful!"
It seems that this off-line princess has really frightened Ding Dong these days. Isana seems to try to steal Ding Dong back and raise her whenever she gets the chance. This saltwater creature has never been successful, but she has succeeded in becoming the second most dangerous person in Ding Dong's mind. Here is a friendly interjection, the number one dangerous person in Ding Dang's heart is now facing the plate in front of him, Yiyi not far away Yay chat bubbles...
After so many days of getting along, the representatives of various ethnic groups have discovered that we, visitors from other worlds called "gods", are actually quite easy to get along with. Although there are many weird-tempered guys, we are not as high as the legends say , cold and harsh, so now the relationship between us and these natives of Azeroth has become more and more harmonious, and even many Xiling commanders have become good friends with those mortal generals. Unexpected harvest - Of course, I don't think this is why Cicaro sells pirated discs to a bunch of night elves all day long.
Then again, despite such a change in the way of getting along with each other, this Yishana's amazing actions will still make her entourage startled in cold sweat!