That's it.
It feels like a dream.
Except for those heartless apostles of Xiling who have experienced countless world expeditions, any normal human being will probably have such an idea after experiencing everything I have experienced, right
Well, although there are very few normal humans in our gang, there are at least a few—if the Lord of Time curses the Queen to see all prophets, etc., sisters and sisters who have deviated from conventional scientific theories can still be seen Classified as a normal human being...
The day before, I was saving the world and launching a war of hundreds of clans. Today, I was lying on my balcony chewing potato chips and watching the people coming and going on the opposite street. Ya pears are huge.
But I really like this kind of life. How should I put it, I should sigh like this: Ah, the ordinary life I haven’t seen for a long time, you are finally back...
Then a certain little bean goddess flapped her wings and flashed past my eyes, bringing a burst of green light.
A silly cat angel fell from behind me with a clatter, fluffing up a feather.
Some idiot ghost dangled down from the ceiling and began to read to me the menu options for tonight's dinner.
With a "click", the picture named "Ordinary People's Life" shattered inch by inch like glass...
Ghosts, angels, goddesses... Do you dare to add any other spices to my life!
"God...Chen Jun...do you think it's strange that I look like this?"
A timid voice sounded behind me, my expression was momentarily blank, and then I turned around to see the little blood elf in an ordinary dress looking forward with hope.
Damn, how dare you...
Seeing the cute expression on Lilina's face that can almost instantly kill any unsuspecting otaku, I, who has already experienced many battles, was unmoved, because I knew very well that such an expression was completely a disguise, of course, it was not Lilina did it on purpose: she was thrown into another world alone for so long, she had already made it a habit to disguise herself as the easiest way to win sympathy at this moment, except for the night when she just returned to Earth Apart from the pitiful revealing of her true feelings a few times before, the occasions where Lilina revealed her true character were extremely rare.
In fact, sometimes I struggle with what kind of attitude I should use to treat this traveler who doesn't know whether it is lucky or unlucky, because the other party has the appearance of a little lolita, and always makes my own Behavior conforms to such an identity, which leads me to involuntarily adopt the tone of treating a child when talking to the other party in many cases, but I clearly know that the truth hidden in the body of the "little girl" in front of me is It is a mature and prudent earthling soul who specializes in studying psychology and is even several years older than me. This makes me feel very entangled every time I regard the other party as a child, as if I have become a person who is willing to live in the world. The opponent's trap is like a fool jumping around. In addition, it should be easy for everyone to guess the source of this description...
"Lilina, be a little more patient." I decisively strangled the "big brother smile" that came out of my instinct for a moment in the neurons, and then said calmly, "You will definitely be arrested if you go out like this." Institute."
Long ears, green eyes, and a killer appearance that is obviously beautiful to the legendary level, such an appearance is absolutely not suitable for wandering in the streets.
"Besides, I have successfully returned to this world anyway, so I'm not in a hurry right now?"
Lilina's eyes flickered, and then she nodded slightly.
Even though it was calm, I still clearly remember that after this guy came out of the time-space management center in Shadow City a few nights ago, he ran like a madman to the deserted street and yelled loudly. After being pulled back by us, he burst into tears Smirking.
Time travel is wonderful? It's all bullshit, at least partially bullshit...
"Ding Dong," looking at the dejected expression on Lilina's face, even though I knew that I was successfully fooled by a fake lolita again, I obediently fell for the trick, waved my hand and called out, who was flying up and down in the air not far away Looking at the little thing doing radio gymnastics, "How is the research going?"
"It's almost finished!" The little thing jumped onto my chest with a "huh", then grabbed my collar and wiped away the sweat that didn't exist, and said so with a proud expression, and then seemed to be suspicious Like her, she waved her small fist and said loudly: "Ding Dong is amazing!"
... This Douding, you will become arrogant once you return to your own world, right? ? I don't even think about who has been sleeping in Azeroth for half a month, right?
Of course, the above are just rants in my head. Although Xiaobudian has always been quite unreliable, this time Lilina's matter really depends on Ding Dong's ability - creating a new body.
Creating a new body is not difficult in itself. If you use Xiling technology, you can create a durable puppet body in less than an hour, or just like Anveena, use angel feathers as the core to build an energy body—of course , I am afraid that Lilina will not like to become a ghost-like creature, but these are not the point. What is important is that Lilina's situation is too special, and Xiling Technology can no longer solve this problem...
Travelers, soul fusion, world repulsion effects, a whole lot of trouble.
First of all, Lilina's soul has mutated. The soul of the earthlings and the soul of the blood elves are fused together. This alone caused the Xiling technicians who tried it at first to almost collapse. A proposition that most Xiling technicians daunted, the mutation produced by the mixing of two souls is not just a simple one plus one, what's more, these two souls also come from two completely different races, or even two completely different races. This world... Prepare a body for such an infinite and unknown soul... I can completely imagine that when this task was first handed over to Sivis, the always calm and intellectual Yujie showed a pair of "you just kill me" for the first time. With such an expression, my heart collapsed.
And such difficulties are just the beginning. Even for the scientific workers of Xiling Empire, problems that can be solved by technical means should not be called difficulties. What really makes Xiling technicians completely give up this job is Another new term I had never heard of: the world exclusion effect.
If it wasn't for Ding Dong's explanation, I would never have imagined that the world would be such a painful system.
Everything in the world is in reincarnation - this is by no means a simple empty talk, as it literally means, everything in the whole world is in a grand system called "reincarnation", and Ding Dong will It is called "Basic Identification System of Ubiquitous Existence". This profound vocabulary that sounds confusing can be explained in a popular way: every thing in the world, even as small as an atom or a quark, has its own existence in this world. The unique "existence" of the world is just like everyone must have their own ID card, and no matter how each individual composes anything, it must take this "ID card" as the premise. You are born , then you get the basic information in this world, you die, then you will be canceled by the laws of the world, and then your remaining things will be recoded by the world or something else - of course , theoretically speaking, unless you become a wraith, what happened at that time has nothing to do with you...
Under normal circumstances, the existence of traversers is allowed. If you are a traverser, then although you do not have an "ID card" from another world, you still carry a complete "personal file" from the original world, just like a legal A Chinese citizen who was accidentally thrown onto the streets of Washington by some troublesome UF, you will be deported at most, but you will definitely not be shot because you don’t have a green card.
But soul wear is the only exception.
Because the moment your souls mix, your identity information in the two worlds is destroyed at the same time, in other words, you are dead in both worlds.
But because the soul wearer is not really dead after the soul wearer, such a bug has caused the soul wearer to never be erased by the other world, but the bug will always be blocked, as long as they dare to come back, they will definitely be killed if there is no accident. His original world refused to enter.
Speaking of this, the problem is obvious, Lilina has died in this world, and all her information has been deleted by the world law a few years ago, and now she is holding a card that has been deleted in both Azeroth and Earth. The invalid "ID card", unless there is another bug in the world barrier between the two worlds, allowing Lilina to come back through time travel, otherwise any body we create will be destroyed by the laws of the world the moment her soul enters, And she herself will disappear in smoke, becoming an unlucky black household who unfortunately died in the world census...
The Apostle of Xiling is powerful, but none of us know how to register a black man under the boss of the Law of the World, right
Of course, if Lilina is willing, she can also choose to become a ghost like Anveena. Ghosts are the only creatures in the fantasy system that will not be registered by the laws of the world, but to be honest, apart from Except for An Weina, who is enjoying herself, who would like to be a ghost instead of a good person...
So, we can only hand everything over to Ding Dong...
Three-inch ding, small things, domestic pets, stupid goddess, confused bean...
Well, the above all kinds of cute but tearful names can't hide the fact that Ding Dong...she has a nickname called God...
"That's Ding Dong's job! Only you, an idiot, can't realize Ding Dong's great words!"
These are the exact words of Ding Dang after seeing my astonished expression after volunteering to accept the job of re-registering for Lilina (…) and developing a new body.
But we all know, in fact, everyone has not realized what greatness is about Jingle... If the arm wrestling with the dragon god can also be called the greatness of courage...