"My sister's lollipop dropped," Pandora said condescendingly (…), "you, go buy one and pay her back."
A dazzling flash of lightning flashed across the sky, and everyone was shocked.
But Pandora didn't seem to care about that chin at all, and just repeated quietly: "Go and buy a lollipop, hurry up."
Seriously, as if serious.
Could it be that this girl is really serious!
Looking at the expression on Pandora's face... Well, it's just as expressionless as always...
This is the most troublesome problem for me all the time, because I have never been able to see what this girl is thinking from Pandora's face, although I can perceive this baby sister's heart through some small movements and faint spiritual resonance. Emotions, anger, sorrow, and joy (if those little hallucinatory emotional fluctuations really existed), but looking at that sculpted face that never expresses expression still makes me cry and cry...
In short, after some reasoning and associations that cannot be explained to outsiders, I came to the fact that Pandora is serious... speechless.
Pandora is using this method to declare her sister's identity to Viska. Of course, there are more connotations. It is also possible that Pandora thinks that what she is doing now is what a sister should do...
But... since you want to be an older sister, teach me how a normal older sister should react! !
What a normal sister should do at this time is not to grab the driver who caused the accident with half his life left and demand compensation for a lollipop, right? Or is that lollipop worth enough to equate to a catastrophic traffic accident in your eyes? Or is it that you, a hot-blooded moron who's insensitive to anything but a fight, can't think of a more normal way to care, can you
No... these are not the point, the point is... now the whole plot has completely entered into a state of nonsense...
"Lollipop...lollipop?"
The driver who caused the accident, who was in a semi-absence state due to the double impact of body and spirit, muttered to himself as if sleepwalking, and then his voice suddenly distorted: "Lollipop?!"
Poor child, that’s all for your outlook on life, and everything after that can be left to the white-clothed angels in the mental hospital...
To be honest, in fact, we can prevent such an accident before it happens.
Not to mention the shallow time stillness, which is completely equal to the bug's superpower, even if the elder sister uses a curse to make the other party skid and rush into the canal, the current situation can be avoided, but until Viska crashes his car (… ), none of us took any action, but kept watching with an attitude of watching a drama.
It has to be said that in this moment, the dark side of human nature plays a huge role, and this hapless sports car man has become the victim of a bunch of whimsical superhuman boring games.
This is one of the reasons, and the other reason is that we are not happy with the urban drag racers, so when there was such a drag racer who suddenly rushed out and really regarded life as nothing, we collectively chose to play.
Sandora may be an exception. Of course, she was born in the Xiling Empire and she would not have any knowledge of the so-called drag racers, but she is the one who has the closest spiritual connection with me among all the girls, so when the sports car just appeared , she has already shared my emotions, so until the other party and Viska collided, Sandora didn't do anything to stop it, but started to make fun of it...
"It's almost enough..." At this time, my lord sister finally said, "If you continue to make trouble, it will be troublesome if there are pedestrians."
Sandora waved her hand immediately: "Don't worry, I've started a mental suggestion. Now people in the whole city have forgotten that there is still a road in this place. It's okay for us to play this guy to death."
"Forget it," I suddenly felt a little bored. The man in front of me who was completely useless because of a little fright made me lose my original interest. After dealing with those dangerous fallen apostles for a few months, I will bully ordinary people again. People are really a bit boring, "Make this guy an idiot, anyway, he is miserable enough."
"Cut, boring..." Sandora curled her lips a little unwillingly, and then put her hand on the other's forehead under the horrified gaze of the other party, "I haven't played enough yet... I'll try to clear his memory first, Just in time to practice brain manipulation on carbon-based organisms... uh, failed..."
As Sandora's voice fell, the scarred soy sauce racing man collapsed to the ground.
"The brain is burned... I guess I can only be a vegetable for the rest of my life..."
Sandora's tone was relaxed and natural, as if she had just accidentally stepped on a wild dog.
A few minutes later, only a pile of severely twisted metal fragments and a man in a suit lying on the ground remained on the road beside the canal.
Suddenly, the body of the man who seemed to be dead and whose brain structure was completely destroyed by Sandora's judgment trembled slightly.
Then, the other party stood up as if nothing had happened!
"The situation is wrong, those monsters..." Although there was still unadulterated panic and suspicion in the voice, the injuries on the man's body seemed to have completely disappeared. He stood up vigorously and muttered in a low voice, As he walked towards the sports car that had been turned into pieces of iron, he looked at the steel body that had been torn apart with his bare hands, showing obvious shock on his face, "This skeleton is made of alloys that exceed the current level of technology..."
After some searching, the man found a small square box from under the wreckage of the car body, and then took out a pair of button-like things from it, stuffed one in his ears and put the other near his mouth.
"It's me, I failed. The whole plan should start from the beginning. The other party is more powerful than we imagined. A girl with red eyes can resist more than 30 tons of instantaneous momentum head-on. The other girl who looks almost the same should be her. My sister, she can tear apart a beam made of solid alloy with her bare hands. The abilities of the others are unknown, but the girl who is said to be a princess should have the ability to destroy the enemy's spirit or something like that... Damn it! Stop talking nonsense! Lao Tzu I almost died just now! That princess roasted my brainstem! I still have more than half a kilogram of auto parts in my body! Just like that... put the target on other small organizations, and the shipment will be delayed by two days... "
After putting down the "button" for communication, the blood-stained man angrily threw the thing in his hand on the ground and stomped it into pieces.
"Damn, a group of monsters... But at least I can be sure that these guys are not good Anshun people who respect human rights... Maybe they can take advantage of it..."
And at this time, the superman, who was called a "monster" by a man who was still of the soy sauce level, was already comfortably lying on the sofa in the living room, and started a new round of eating and waiting to die...
Ah, such is life...
"I didn't expect that guy to be so useless," Sandora said yawning, the oil on the corner of her mouth and the neat twelve plates next to her were so eye-catching, "I can't even speak, so it's okay to resist... "
"A young master who ran out crazy just because he was rich, what can you expect him to do?"
Qianqian made no secret of her contempt for a certain soy sauce party she met today. What this girl has never been used to the most is the kind of rich man who bullies others, although it is not sure whether the racing man is a rich man or not. , but the behavior of the other party driving a sports car rampant on the road where the citizens are walking still makes Qianqian quite unhappy.
At this moment, a small white figure suddenly ran down from upstairs.
"Yeah... Dad... Dad... Hug..."
Well, I finally know why I felt a little bit wrong from the moment I entered the door - when I came back today, Little Bubble didn't rush out to greet me immediately. This girl is not a character who can calm down. What was she doing upstairs just now? Woolen cloth
After hugging the cheering "little daughter" in my arms, I asked my own question in surprise.
"You guy who doesn't care about your daughter at all," Sandora shook her head regretfully, "Little Bubbles has been really annoying these days..."
"trouble?"
I was stunned, and then I focused my eyes on the little bubble in my arms that was arching like a kitten. In my fantasy, the two big characters "trouble" shining with gray light dangled on this ignorant little girl. For a moment, then shattered with a bang.
impossible
Under normal circumstances, these two words should never be associated with existences like Little Bubbles, right? This girl should be the kind of eternal little loli who will still lie on the edge of the pool with a lollipop in her mouth and chat with the goldfish inside after a hundred thousand years, right
I admit that the second half is just my personal meaningless complaints...
"Don't you think that Viska just added a younger sister to you when he came here?"
Sandora immediately expressed her dissatisfaction with the blankness on my face.
I nod.
"...Ah Jun, you are really hopeless..." Sandora threw herself on the ground with a defeated expression on her face, then rushed up and grabbed my ear, "At least you should give me a little care about your army ah!!!"