It's Sunday again... well, the day of the week doesn't really matter to us idlers...
After staying at home with nothing to do for so many days, I suddenly found that our big family was so boring that we were about to get hairy.
Needless to say, the loli trio in the past and today’s loli five after adding Lilina and Viska, it’s already a manifestation of my good deeds in my previous life that they usually don’t take to the streets to engage in terrorism. It is a piggy life at home that eats, eats, eats, and sleeps after eating. My sister no longer has to go out to work. Qianqian is currently skipping classes for a long time. Anyway, I share the knowledge I have with Xiling technicians They have already far surpassed more than a dozen levels of human civilization, and there is really no need to take classes. As for me... Like Qianqian, after all, our original goal in life is to eat and wait to die, isn't it
The other two are permanent residents of the family, one is Alaya and the other is Anwena. Which of them do you think is suitable to go out and find something to do
So, we just lived a happy life that was really waiting for hair...
"I don't think we can go on like this."
During dinner, the always gentle elder sister suddenly showed a serious expression and said in a serious tone.
Then Little Bubble, who was sitting next to her and waiting for her sister to feed her food, immediately raised her hands to express her agreement with Yiyi.
... A certain idiot who can't say a word has his own opinion, and we are still at a loss...
"I said, let's at least find something to do, shall we?" Elder Sister looked around, and found a circle of confused eyes, and immediately felt a little discouraged, "We are almost moldy..."
"oh… "
Everyone understands it together.
It seems that the older sister who has been used to hard work since she was a child finally couldn't bear this kind of beautiful life like a rice noodle worm, and planned to find something to relieve the boredom.
"But what are you doing?" We also took my sister's suggestion seriously. After all, the life of saving the world and eating and waiting for death has become so extreme that it almost hurts. Although such a leisurely life after the world saving war is quite Cozy... Ahem, okay, I admit that I was negative just now.
Sandora sucked up the last sip of vegetable soup in front of her, then broke the spoon in her hand into several pieces and threw them into her mouth, chewed and swallowed them like chocolate beans, and said, "It's because I'm bored, so I want to find Do you want to do something? The human mind is so strange... Such a waste of meaningless self-consumption... "
... I have completely surrendered to Sandora's habit of eating the tableware after eating... Anyway, there are not many normal people here, right...
"In this way, it's really because of boredom..." My sister rested her cheeks in her hands and tilted her head in thought, "We don't need money..."
There is no shortage of money, this is the basis of our current rice insect life...
Despite the itchy idiots like Sikaro, most of the imperial officers managed to integrate into the human world after a certain period of familiarity. Before I knew it, these guys had already started Having established their basic strength, intelligence, funds, and connections in the human world, the 300 have established an astonishingly complete system that can take root in this world and develop stably, as if premeditated. It is suspected that they have used similar methods to invade other alien civilizations more than once before...
Needless to say, this arrangement must have come from Pandora's handwriting. Although she is just a little idiot who is always passionate, Pandora is more concerned about these things that help to conquer the world than anyone else. She set a general direction, and then Sivis Responsible for the specific arrangements, how many things these two golden partners have done to subvert the world's political power may not even be clear to them themselves. I should say that it is the great luck of mankind that those commanders have not controlled human society behind the scenes
Although the time is still short, it is impossible for these imperial officers to come up with a bloody plot of unifying black and white and disdain the business world within a few months without using unconventional forces, but it is more than enough to feed a few rice worms...
How evil is it to squeeze the labor force of employees in exchange for a capitalist life without worrying about food and clothing, isn't it
But it would be more perfect if such a beautiful life didn't require going to different worlds to fight fires every now and then...
"Speaking of which, aren't we a very powerful organization?"
Just as we were all frowning and looking like evil capitalists because of our boring and abundant life, Lilina suddenly interjected.
Then we went off the hook.
"It seems to be..." Qianqian murmured after looking around.
A super organization composed of aliens, earthlings, undead creatures, angels, and even a god. It has two high-tech corps under its subordinates. The network of influence extends beyond the world. Apart from discipline, we don't seem to be idlers...
"But it's still boring!"
Qianqian threw her hands together for the last time, and said the core issue of the matter.
Sandora finished eating the tableware in front of her, then gave me an annoyed look, and said, "If you can pay attention to the affairs of your subordinates, can you be so boring? Those officers at all levels are usually very busy."
Hey, hey, you just said "you", right? Then why are you staring at me alone? I shouldn't be the only one who throws away the shopkeeper, right? Sister and Qianqian are usually the same, right
However, the problem Sandora pointed out really made me feel ashamed. How can we say that we are now considered the top gang in the human world, right? But just dawdling around like this every day, really...
"You're bored to death, but we're all going crazy now!"
Just when a group of idlers were almost sighing at life with melon seeds, a spiritual connection that hadn't appeared for several days suddenly inserted into the public channel forcefully, and then I was shocked and shouted: "Copy guy!"
"You bastard think that Miss Ben can't see it, don't you?" Lin Xue's stern voice rang through my mind again, "Hurry up and open the door for Miss Ben! It's pitch black now, don't worry, the girl is standing outside!"
... Don't worry, don't worry too much, even if I'm worried for the hooligans, I won't worry about you, a guy who "knows everything about Muay Thai, Inch Boxing, Wing Chun, Eight Diagrams, Tai Chi, Ba Chi, Judo".
Well, the presence of some troublemaker at least saved my negative heart, didn't it
After confirming that only Lin Xue and Ding Ling knew about it, An Weina hurried to open the door, and then we sat in the living room for a few seconds.
"Three, two, one..."
"Ah—" Ding Ling's scream sounded on time.
Qianqian threw the small instrument used to measure decibels on the table, and then happily patted me on the shoulder: "I won! You wash the dishes today!"
Then I patted Sandora on the shoulder: "You do the dishes today!"
"Why?" The blond girl looked aggrieved.
"... You don't even look at how many plates are piled up in your place!"
"...Then if I eat them all, don't I need to brush them?"
Only you, a super glutton who can digest anything, can come up with and apply such a solution!
Just when us poor and boring guys fell into a new round of egg pain again, Lin Xue's voice finally sounded at the door of the living room: "I said...give me a limit for your boredom, okay!"
I followed the prestige and saw Lin Xue dragging Ding Ling who was still in a trance into the living room, followed by the ghost maid who thought she had done something wrong and showed a disturbed expression.
Ding Ling is afraid of ghosts, this is something we have known for a long time, and just now I was betting with Qianqian how much noise Ding Ling's scream would make after it was heard in the living room... From this we can see that if we don't rescue it, our If you help idlers, you will really get moldy...
As if at home, Lin Xue sat down on a sofa next to us unceremoniously, grabbed a bottle of orange juice from the tray that An Weena just brought, and drank it vigorously, while Ding Ling She was thrown aside casually.
"Hmm..." Ding Ling, who was roughly treated by Lin Xue, finally regained her senses. She shook her head, and then raised her head.
An Weena immediately floated over with the tray, with a sweet smile on her face that contained five plus signs of sugar.
Ding Ling: "...Ah!"
Without hesitation, Lin Xue stuffed the bottle in her hand into Ding Ling's mouth, and decisively blocked the opponent's upcoming ultrasonic attack.
"Okay, don't be ashamed, okay..."
Ding Ling's face was still in shock: "It's not like you don't know my weakness..."
"Master..." An Weina floated over slowly, and asked in a low voice, wronged, "Did I do something wrong..."
"Okay, okay," I didn't expect Ding Ling to react so strongly to An Weina's appearance even after meeting her once, I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, "Let's talk about business, talk about business..."
"You also know the business..." Lin Xue muttered dissatisfiedly, and then showed a serious look, "I believe that Xiaofeng has already told you part of the situation, but now there is another accident... Strictly speaking, it is two things Things that were originally independent are suddenly connected, making everything more difficult, so I personally asked you, a big wood, for help... "