Pushing the door open and entering the living room, Qianqian greeted her loudly with a vigorous voice as always.
Then a little emerald green thing shot down from the ceiling like lightning and "smacked" and stuck to my face.
"Welcome back Welcome back! Where's Jingle's candy?"
,, are you sure you welcome me instead of candy
After finally pulling off the little thing sticking to the face like a gummy candy, I knocked on the other person's head with a helpless expression, then took out the prepared candy Cube from my pocket and cheered, holding " The "huge" candy bag disappeared in front of us with a whimper.
You see, she welcomes candies, right
"Welcome back, master, is everything going well?"
A gentle and ethereal greeting sounded from the side, with a deep concern of six plus signs in the healing degree, ah, sure enough. It is the happiest thing for an otaku to have such a considerate and gentle maid, Fan,
With the most blissful smile an otaku can muster, I turn my head away.
"An Weena, don't stick half of your body out of the wall to greet people in the future"
You can find that, strictly speaking, I have just experienced two sister-like welcomes that every otaku would envy to death, but why do I feel a little bit uncomfortable
After taking a comfortable hot shower, I leaned comfortably on the sofa in the living room and watched the daily confrontation between Little Bubbles and Pandora over the ownership of the last lollipop, but I always felt less What to do? After thinking hard for a long time, I suddenly realized that Alaya, who usually sat at my feet on time at this time, put a pair of big wings on my lap and asked to comb the feathers, was gone.
"Speaking of which, what about Alaya?"
"I don't know what to call". On the coffee table in front of me, the little Dingdang was lying on an oversized apple and gnawed like a small animal. While answering vaguely, "Alaya said that he went for a ride in the stratosphere in the morning, but he said that he hasn't come back yet.
Ding Dong said, the voice became more and more muffled. A small thing gnawed out a huge hole in the apple. Now I have almost got into it, "Is IQ really related to the size of the brain
An Weena, who was preparing dinner for everyone, suddenly poked her head out from the kitchen door, with a worried expression on her face: "Sister Alaya will be okay?"
I walked to the door of the kitchen expressionlessly and pushed the little ghost's head back, and said dumbly: "Do you think there is anything on earth that can threaten an angel?"
The next second, the little ghost's head passed through my palm. Resolutely appeared in front of me again: "But sister Alaya is the type who will get herself into trouble even if the world is peaceful
"Unexpectedly, this elite maid who has always been known as "the most obedient, sensible, gentle and polite." The self-proclaimed point light source will also have this kind of unexpected complaints. Is the pollution ability of our dangerous gang, which is equivalent to various complaints R&D centers, really strong to this extent
However, even though he knew that with Alaya's strength, the chance of this dumb cat angel encountering an accident on Earth is not greater than that. Ding Dang suddenly gave up the lollipop or Lin Xue was no longer a violent maniac, I was still curious that she didn't come home until dinner time, after a little concentration. I sent out a wide-area spiritual search: "Alaya! Go home for dinner!"
Half a minute later, a dull and anxious voice echoed in my mind: "Brother Monarch, I'm lost.
Uh, forget it, it's not the first time it happened anyway,
I am not at all surprised that Alaya gets lost when he goes for a drive. Although he is also a member of the Apostles of Xiling, this purely stupid angel does not seem to have perfect pathfinding functions and memory modules. It directly leads to the fact that we often have to look for Alaya's headless figure from every corner of the world, such as the Himalayas. For example, a certain penguin island in the Antarctic Circle. For example, on the unknown ice floes in the Arctic Ocean, to be honest. Now I'm as used to seeing this guy get lost as I've seen her wrestle on flat ground.
"Okay, tell me about your surroundings, we'll go find you"
Probably due to nature, Alaya is not used to using technological items. Therefore, she has never had anything like a navigator on her body that can accurately locate herself, and as an energy creature formed by pure light elements, her own interference is enough to block Ren Liu's other way of positioning, so every time the crying girl gets lost, We all had to choose the stupid way to get her back.
"Well the sky is dark. There are many stars
Oh, it appears to have crossed time zones.
He turned his head and looked outside at the sky where the sun had just set. My expression gradually became subtler.
"Also, there is very fine sand and dust all around"
desert? This is a very important clue, and I immediately ordered Pandora to start searching for the deserts on the earth that are currently at night and have relatively high air visibility.
"There are still many big pits. There are many large circular pits, and there are many stones on the ground."
, Ding, where is this landscape? Where in the desert would such a place appear
"Brother Monarch, what's more, I feel light here."
,,ah
"There seems to be a vacuum around, what!
"Moreover, the moon in the sky has become blue and white, and its volume has been many times larger."
I rely on!
"How did you go to the moon, you damn girl!
No no no! This is not the point! No matter how stupid Alaya is, as a Xiling, it is impossible for her not to realize that she is on the moon, right? This should be common sense that all people on earth have, right? A leader-level apostle who was born in a high-tech empire shouldn't have such an oolong incident at this time, right? Alaya should have at least this bit of knowledge in his mind, right? !
How embarrassing is this dead girl to me!
But after listening to my description. Pandora nodded calmly: "This is normal.
normal
Go for a drive and get lost to the moon. And as an apostle of Xiling, I can't even perceive such a simple fact, is it normal? By the way, the lower limit of "normal" is too wide for Alaya!
"Because Alaya is an idiot". Pandora's face is taken for granted, and what she said that is so rude to Alaya is more taken for granted by us. This is really a subtle feeling, "She often does this"
Well, I will not pursue the rationality of this topic that has fallen into a mess from the basic logic. As long as I know that Alaya is an idiot, then all problems will be solved easily.
A guy who is so natural. How reasonable do you expect her behavior to be
A few minutes later, Alaya, who got lost on the moon, was finally picked up by the twin sisters who came to help after hearing the news. Looking at the stupid angel with gray head and face and still blank expression, we were so happy can't hold back
"I always feel that if I laugh at this time, it will be very disappointing, oh, oh."
"Qianqian, don't say that while smiling."
"Brother Monarch, I'm back." The embarrassed Alaya blinked his eyes in confusion, as if he didn't realize how much trouble he had made this time, then he bowed slightly and said to me as if he came home from a drive every day, at the same time, the ground Another layer of moon dust fell on the sky
So Alaya who looks like this is really the most funny!
"Okay, let's clean yourself first."
After finally suppressing my laughter, I pointed at Alaya with the corner of my mouth, and signaled him to pay attention to my current appearance.
On the other hand, Qianqian sighed with enthusiasm: "It's all moon dust, how much will it cost to sell it to the Central Academy of Sciences?"
"Oh? Alaya nodded. Then spread his wings
"Don't"
Thank goodness. The expected smog did not happen. Alaya did not flap as usual after spreading his wings, but disappeared into the living room in a flash of golden light.
Suddenly, the whole catty, the living room brightened up. And on the ground in front of us was a cloud of dust.
After a few seconds, the living room gradually returned to normal lighting. Alaya, who was completely new and shiny, appeared in front of us again.
"No one can pollute the purest light in the world." Sandora shrugged, "But why do I think that for Alaya, all this is just equivalent to saving the trouble of taking a bath?"
That should be the case, right? For this dumb angel, A