Of course, the mysterious buildings that appeared on the earth have undoubtedly caused the attention of all countries. Except for those governments that have been destroyed or completely paralyzed after the outbreak of the zombie virus, every pair of eyes in the world is watching it. The piece obviously does not belong to the huge base of human creation.
During the period when biochemical viruses are raging around the world, the spirits of the heads of government have definitely reached the level of extreme tension. At this time, even a small flu can trigger the response of the national emergency plan, let alone a sudden and ongoing The crazy expansion of the black base, so all kinds of information about this base began to circulate rapidly on the desks of the heads of state.
I don’t know if it should be ironic, but only in the face of a global disaster such as the biochemical crisis, the governments of countries that have been fighting each other all day long finally take the initiative to seek cooperation. Knowing how illusory the interests of small groups are, after the instant collapse of several small countries that insisted on closing their doors and did not forget to maintain ethnic hostility with neighboring countries even after the outbreak of zombies, countries in the world finally have a real consensus: Ensuring the survival of the human race is the top priority, and everything else is nonsense.
It is precisely because of this that the relevant information on the rapidly expanding building complex can fill the desks of every president, head of state, prime minister, chairman, etc., at an unprecedented speed. Then, make them more nosey.
However, apart from knowing that a mysterious building group suddenly appeared on this land, no one can detect any more information there. The entire target area is always covered by layers of an unknown energy field, and chaotic interference signals The intensity is far beyond human imagination. All radar systems pointing to this area will be burned within a minute, and the satellites in space also become blind after ionizing clouds are generated over this base.
As for the communication signals sent to the other party, they were completely lost.
Fact seven, this is the result of our deliberate "release". If we really want to counter detection, we are fully confident that Xiling base will bloom in every uninhabited area on the earth without anyone knowing.
In the first two days, we found several unidentified small groups of troops wandering around the base, but when the radar system they carried destroyed themselves, these scouts would quickly withdraw, presumably they took this as a The degree of caution is really high enough to detect the precursors of our attack.
However, in the past two days, those scattered reconnaissance troops have suddenly become silent, and even the detection signals from all directions have been silent at the same time. , Human civilization has been wiped out by zombies.
But it's impossible to think about it. The so-called centipede is dead but not stiff. The human social system is so huge that even if you are a little confused in the face of a sudden biochemical crisis, you won't be defeated all at once. When the zombie virus enters the next expansion outbreak Before, the system of this world should still be able to function for a while.
And these days we have not been idle, in addition to collecting tissue samples of various zombies several times." Ding Dang also began to analyze the life forms of those rotten flesh. According to Xiaodong, zombies are not real corpses, they are the same as The undead creatures of the world of Azeroth have a very different nature: Zombies, still alive!
This sounds incomprehensible, but the result of Ding Dang's analysis is the same. Of course, the criterion of "alive" here is not the same as that of human beings, but in the eyes of the goddess of life, zombies are still "living creatures" with vitality. My brain has stopped thinking that the blood has solidified and decayed, but the power of life has never been separated from the pile of rotten meat, but has been transformed into another state, explained in the simpler words chosen by the little thing, that is: Every cell in their body is still alive, but they are dead as a whole.
Well, I admit this explanation is more complicated to me,"
So the little thing has been indulging in the fun of research these days, and the few poor zombies are tortured to the point of death by the eccentric goddess.
On the afternoon of the fifth day, the leisure time finally came to an end.
After numerous tentative detections were intercepted, the official of this world finally sent us a tentative contact request. The cautious appearance and cautious and rigid words are completely in the face of visitors from extraterrestrials, in response to such While feeling speechless, we put forward the request that we must contact the official representative of this planet, not surprisingly. They responded to such requests Human beings are very curious about aliens.
Well, the reason why I insist on a formal meeting rather than information exchange is mainly because I insist on meeting online rather than meeting.”
A group of people who are completely different from the previous reconnaissance teams approached our base. They did not carry any radar or other detection equipment, nor did they sneakily use weird things to attack the base several kilometers away from us. Side photo to photo go. This convoy consisting of a dozen cars and a dozen light armored vehicles drove towards this side without stopping, and it looked so resolute when viewed from a distance.
Then I knew that Yu was recommended to play.
But seeing the other party bring more than a dozen light armored vehicles, I have a headache. Although I don't care, Sandora next to me is a character who can't rub the sand in her eyes, especially as Queen Xiling. Those guys who show their military power will be angry first. If you want to drive an armored car to negotiate with her, then wait to be cut.
In order to prevent that situation, I quickly issued an emergency order. The high-energy guard towers around the base immediately entered the charging state after the convoy approached a certain distance, and more than a dozen huge black spiers attracted... The glaring ones carrying white boiled rice, all the bright ones were just protesting or hostile, the anxious and cautious convoy immediately slammed on the brakes collectively, and then all of them turned off and were fixed in place. The energy release effect cannot take effect, and naturally the cars using chemical fuels cannot move.
The sudden turn of events obviously plunged this special "Mission Mission" into brief chaos. A large group of people of various skin colors rushed out of the cars that had turned into iron blocks. This also opened my eyes. All kinds of military uniforms can be regarded as complete. "They are all from the military." Sandora was sitting next to me, eating popcorn in her arms, and the expression of dissatisfaction on her face was very obvious. , "And they came with armored vehicles, did they really think that this kind of thing would come in handy? It's not a good sign to define this action in this way, Ah Jun, should we tease them? "
Great, just teasing, it seems that it is indeed a mistake to let the opponent's armored vehicle be scrapped first. Good idea, I immediately pushed the boat along the way: "I will let Viska pass
The sudden change of more than a dozen black spiers made the opponent panic for a while, but they are not ordinary people after all. After panicking for less than a few seconds, the representatives of the world who were about to run away found that those frightening things were not there. The intention of attack, but more like a deterrent.
What happened after that made them believe this even more: the menacing towers gradually dimmed, and then several light armored vehicles serving as escorts were controlled by an invisible energy and quickly drove away from the periphery of the base. The soldiers aboard appeared to be trying to regain control of the loaded train, but the only sound heard over the radio was their cursing.
"Well, it looks like our alien friends are just warning
A tall white man wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and then said so, and an Asian man next to him immediately satirized: "I said it a long time ago. Driving an armored car to negotiate with visitors from another world" is quite a matter. Stupid thing, that thing doesn't do anything
When the representatives of all parties were in shock, the gate of the mysterious base finally opened, and at the position corresponding to the gate of the base, a halo with a radius of several meters appeared on the energy shield covering the entire base, forming a A gap that can be accessed, such a scene naturally made the ambassadors present amazed for a while, and began to praise the magic of "alien technology", and then imagined what it would be like if their own country could master this technology.
To everyone's surprise, the first thing to appear in front of them was a little girl who looked only eleven or twelve years old. Behind the little girl, a group of soldiers in black heavy armor and holding weird guns... Run up quickly, then stand in two rows at the entrance to the base.
It wasn't until Viska stood in front of this group of ambassadors that the latter finally reacted, but each of them was embarrassed and didn't know how to speak. Before they came, they had imagined countless times the scene of meeting with "alien" and the possible situation. Dialogue, everyone even conducted an all-night meeting rehearsal for different types of aliens. Experts and scholars deduced countless possible images of aliens based on various materials from God knows where. But no one expected, The leader of the other party is actually a little girl who looks so big."
Uh, her eyes were surreal enough, that weird thought came to some representative's mind.
"Uh" In the end, the Asian man who was selected as the leader of the ambassador team suppressed the surprise in his heart, and comforted himself: since no one knows what aliens look like, it's okay to think that they look like whatever they look like. It's normal, and then I opened my mouth according to the well-drilled way, "Welcome to the land"
But the tragic team leader was interrupted by the little girl in front of him before he could speak half a sentence: "My brother said that the one who spoke first was Xingwu, who are you? .
She used Chinese with a correct accent, which relieved the ambassadors from various countries who were worried that they would not be able to communicate, but the content of her speech gave people the illusion of auditory hallucinations.
"ha?.
The team leader was tongue-tied, never expecting that the first sentence of "Alien Friend" would be like this.
"Are you theirs?"
The little girl with red eyes repeated the sentence again, her expression was a little impatient.
"Ca, yes
The team leader was stunned for a while, and finally decided to accept such a weird reality. At the same time, he sighed in his heart that the first contact with aliens in human history would be like this. I really don’t know how those future historians and scientists plan to modify this The course of the meeting.
After getting a definite answer, Viska immediately showed a satisfied smile, and then stretched out his hands: "My brother said that something good will come out. Give it to me!"
The expressions of all the ambassadors were frozen, and the unlucky team leader was about to cry. Are those damn experts all idiots? Why didn't they expect aliens to look like this!
But after being stunned for a long time, what he saw was the determined expression on the face of the little girl in front of him. The leader finally sighed resignedly, determined to accept all the weird realities and complete the task, and then turned around: "You" have value All things, for the future of mankind, are all taken out
The next scene was weird. The ambassadors of various countries with historically significant missions touched their pockets one by one at the door of a mysterious base, desperately searching for treasures that might exist on them, because they didn’t know the value of aliens. Well, they can be said to have taken out anything that can be taken out of their pockets, including pens, magnetic card pendants, cash, lipstick, facial tissues, notepads, hearing aids, and a pair of fake
The moment that should have been recorded in history was turned into a farce by a black-bellied little lolita that everyone involved can't bear to look back on."
Viska wandered around among these gathered treasures, shaking his head while watching, every time he shook his head, the hearts of these ambassadors felt a little chilled, now their means of transportation had become scrap iron, and the guards were several kilometers away Joyfully running around on the road outside, beside him was surrounded by a large group of "alien fighters" staring at the dawn, and in front of him was an alien base camp that seemed to be able to stop children from crying at night. Hou Youhu has Xiaosan on the left and urban management on the right. What kind of analogy is this
In short, the ambassadors found themselves now in a state of genuine isolation and helplessness, and isolation was not what worried these shrewd politicians and soldiers the most. What worried them most was exactly what their experts had predicted: aliens Their way of thinking and values are completely incomprehensible to the people on earth. Although they can speak Chinese, it may be difficult to make up for the huge deviation in the way of thinking through language communication. Anyway, none of the experts in the scientific community expected that the aliens would have the habit of sending children to buy travel expenses at the gate of the military base.
"Huh?. Turning around, Viska suddenly stopped beside a black man, and then a curious light finally appeared in his eyes, "Give this to me!" "
Everyone immediately turned their attention away, wanting to know what could conform to the values of aliens, and soon the answer was revealed: a lollipop!
The embarrassing black man immediately wanted to hide the embarrassing thing that he accidentally took out, but just as the idea came up, the candy in his hand was snatched away by the minister of defense next to him, and then handed over to it by the latter respectfully Red-eyed loli on hands.
"Uh-huh". The girl with cat pupils seemed to be very satisfied with this "offering." She kept nodding her head, then crunched the lollipop in her mouth, turned her head and walked back.
At the same time, the two rows of mighty steel soldiers also gave a neat military salute, followed behind Hueska and prepared to go back.
"Wait a moment". At this time, the Asian man who was the team leader finally couldn't help shouting, "Please wait!"
"What's the matter? What else?" Viska turned around, blinking and said, then chewed the candy in his mouth and swallowed it, and stretched out his hand to the ambassadors, "Then bring it."
"No" this "We are human ambassadors from various countries." The leader's tone was distorted, his face was depressed, and he began to recite his speech, "We come with the desire for peace."
Viska waved his hand impatiently: "Human, your nonsense is full of mistakes, let's get to the point."
"We just hope to get your reply, when will we be able to go in"
"You can go in now." The astonished expression on Viska's face "Haven't we already opened the door? There are electronic signposts inside.
Team Leader: Huh? "
"You can just come in
"That," the things you asked us to take out just now
"Because my brother said that good things can fall out, so I came to ask you for it."
The tone of the team leader has already brought a faint cry: "That is to say, isn't that travel expenses?"
Viska shook his head loudly: "Of course not, the toll booth is on the other side, and I just asked you for candy by the way."
The ambassadors from various countries were freed from the petrified state, glanced at each other, and then fell into a long period of paleness.
"Ha ha
In the central command room in the base, the two emperors were already laughing together. This girl, Viska, is so talented!
"Baby, let's do this" Haha, isn't that a little too much? "
I said out of breath.
Sandora arched into my arms and almost cramped laughing, and finally regained her strength at this moment: "Huh! It deserves it! We are here to save their world, and we are using radar detection and escorting the army , I just see them upset."
If you don't say that Ning is anti-human and doesn't mess with women, if you want to be serious with the wayward Sandora, you will lose!
A few minutes later, the ambassadors who had been tormented by Viska finally entered the interior of the base, and walked to the command center next to the brood led by an electronic sign. Although they tried their best to remain calm, one One still couldn't help showing the expression of a country bumpkin entering the city to the surrounding scene. Speaking of which, we also had such an expression when we first saw Bubbles building a house back then!
In the end, these ambassadors were led to a circular conference room in the command center, where I had been waiting for a long time, sitting next to Sandora with a noble smile, and Viska snorting loudly in my arms sleep.
With Viska, who slept until his nose was bubbling, paired with the Terminator version of Xiling, who was surrounded by guns and live ammunition, the atmosphere in the entire conference room was very out of tune.
Ambassadors of various colors and costumes walked into this futuristic conference room with some nervousness, while secretly looking at the mysterious equipment around them with a calm expression. When seeing Sandora and me, these ambassadors who were ready for contact with aliens did not show much surprise. I am really sorry that they don’t have a big head like a mouth.
All the ambassadors did not sit down hastily after entering the meeting room. They were obviously worried that they would violate some taboos without understanding the "alien etiquette". Seeing this scene, I immediately stood up and greeted warmly: "Everyone is casual Sit whatever you want" D