Sit casually one by one.
I warmly greeted the ambassadors who were at a loss, and the latter became even more at a loss.”
Sandora next to me maintained a decent smile while twisting my waist from behind, which instantly turned my facial features upside down. The ambassadors of various countries on the opposite side immediately expressed horror, saying that this gang has always treated us as foreigners. The Starman wouldn't think I was going to transform, would he
The ambassadors with weird expressions looked at each other, and finally took their seats under my signal. I have to say that even if you have seen a politician who has seen the world, if you want to throw him into the alien base all at once, it is better than Grandma Liu. Not much.
"First of all don't say welcome to earth crap
I hurried to speak before anyone could speak, so the mission leader bowed his head.
"Then don't say that you came with peaceful wishes
A certain white man was embarrassed.
"And then don't mention the nonsensical things like cultural exchanges, half of the ambassadors are silent.
"Finally, I'm not Korean."
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Great, it seems that there is no South Korea in this world, I thought they were everywhere already."
The ambassadors of various countries immediately listed the country "South Korea" as an extremely dangerous and annoying civilization in the universe. Haven't you seen alien friends who are not interested in these two words
"I know you have a lot of questions." Seeing a fat man with military medals hanging on his front teeth raised his hand and wanted to speak, I decisively chose to interrupt, although the other party may have been a soldier, but I have grown from that The body of No. 1 smells the sour smell of politicians. In order to prevent being said to fall asleep by political rhetoric on the spot, it is better not to give Ya a chance to speak, "But I am not used to your nonsense, as you can see. Here are all elites The Imperial Army, we believe in the most efficient solution rather than spit on each other. Therefore, I will not respond to redundant diplomatic rhetoric, hope you can understand."
Heh heh, I'm going to be high-profile, we've been watching sci-fi movies all the way here, I don't believe these guys dare to risk Star Wars to play tricks on me!
Well, I admit I'm just in awe of the diplomatic rhetoric of politicians"
The ambassadors looked at each other in blank dismay. The politicians who were accustomed to occupying the home court felt very uncomfortable when they were beaten down several times in a row. However, before they set off, they had been repeatedly instructed by their immediate superiors to do their best no matter what happened in this contact. It is possible to avoid conflicts with "aliens." After all, human beings are almost driven crazy by biochemical viruses, and it would be terrible to offend a group of alien tourist groups.
However, the small three words I mentioned "Imperial Army" also made the faces of these human ambassadors tense. At such a tense moment, it doesn't sound like a thing to celebrate when an alien army is stationed on the earth.
After a little hesitation, the Asian man who was the team leader still spoke. After experiencing the initial surprise, the other party had recovered his composure, and said in a tone neither humble nor overbearing: "Since this is the case, we are more willing to adopt a simple and direct way of communication. "Well, the first official contact between the two races, we are willing to choose an open and honest communication method, and hope that you can adopt the same attitude. "
I have a sullen look on my face: "We'd like to be open and honest, but two races or something" Uh, for the sake of being friendly, hope we can ignore this issue
In fact, I want to say that I am also a human being, just because I am afraid that he will not believe it.
At this time, the slightly chubby Caucasian man sitting across from him immediately seized the opportunity to speak, using his inexperienced Chinese. Presumably since we all speak Chinese, they have already regarded it as the interstellar lingua franca? Said: "In this case, the first thing we want to know is, where did you come from? Why did you come to this planet?"
These two questions can be said to be the most concerned matters of these ambassadors. It is even said that as long as they can get the answers to these two questions, their mission of coming here today has been completed.
Although after seeing the imperial soldiers patrolling everywhere in the base and the fighter planes roaring past, they thought they had found the answer to the second question.
"The first question, this may go beyond your current scientific system. You can think that we come from another universe. Of course, the parallel space can also be explained. Although it is not accurate, it can also be used as an answer. We come from the earth" Uh, Hope Spirit Empire, that is a civilization that cannot be explained by your science, my lover and I are the current rulers of the empire, as for our purpose of coming here"
Having said that, I gestured to Sandora with my eyes, who nodded, and then pressed a few times on the table: "We have received a distress signal from you.
Sandora's voice fell, and there was a burst of noisy calls in the conference room: "ZiZi", we are here," Zombies are already," someone was bitten", infected with "ZiZi"
The recording was interrupted at this point, and it can no longer be played. There will be background music later on. I recorded it from Resident Evil.
The ambassadors looked at each other, and then the black uncle who had just taken out a lollipop stood up: "Did you come here after receiving the distress signal from the earth?"
"That's right, according to the provisions of the Pan-Civilization Protection Convention, any civilization with space navigation capabilities has the responsibility and obligation to rescue an evolutionary intelligent race that is in crisis. Therefore, we have come to your world."
This is no bullshit, this harmoniously heinous-sounding "Pan-Civilization Protection Corporation" almost...exists, and until now has been taken for granted in much of the technological world. The law was enforced, as far as its original Besides the apostles of Xiling, who else has the ability to make laws for the whole universe
Such a reply made the ambassadors stunned for a moment. Naturally, some people raised doubts, but the doubts soon proved to be completely impossible: as an "alien civilization that has never communicated with the earth." We have absolutely no need Dismiss this lie with them, and it doesn't do us any good to tell this lie, does it
Human beings in despair, even if they see even a faint light, will compare their great hope to interstellar bandits who take advantage of the danger of human civilization to loot. They would rather believe that there are really well-meaning aliens to help others.
Although both conjectures sound equally nonsensical.
As for the so-called distress signal, the ambassadors eventually concluded that it was amplified by some extreme coincidence of a radio call that should have been exhausted in the atmosphere. Then it spread into space, and happened to be received by aliens passing by nearby, and then we fell from the sky.
As for that damned extreme coincidence situation, let those scientists who are not dead have a headache!
One thing worth mentioning is that the Minister of Defense of a certain country proposed to find the sender of this distress signal, and then trace him as a human hero, which was unanimously agreed by all the representatives present,
"So, a consensus has been reached. First of all, we want to know, where did this virus first appear? Is there a problem with the biochemical research in a certain country?" I said, and opened the holographic projection of Feng Yang on the circular conference table , presenting the entire planet in front of everyone, "Among the many carbon-based civilizations we have discovered, it is not uncommon for such reasons to lead to genocide
"We did have such a conjecture at the beginning of the disaster, but this possibility has been ruled out. The initial location of the virus outbreak was in a desert." An ambassador said, and then pointed to a certain location on the holographic projection, "There is no one here, and we can swear that there is no biochemical research base of any country here. In fact, we have already made some guesses about the source of this virus. They,, may be extraterrestrial objects."
"Extraterrestrial object?" I raised my eyebrows and felt that things were getting interesting, especially when I saw the serious expressions on the faces of the ambassadors from various countries. It seems that this "extraterrestrial object" is already recognized by many governments. Guess what
"That happened about a month ago. An ambassador in a white robe stood up, took off his eyes and wiped his forehead without a drop of sweat. "A" huge mass from outer space fell on it On a piece of desert, it is very huge, with an average length of even more than 120 kilometers! And it has an astonishing mass. Originally, such a large-scale impact of space matter would definitely cause the extinction of the entire earth's ecology, but its falling speed is far slower than In theory, it's like an emergency squad under control,"
Even Sandora was interested this time: "The spaceship that made an emergency landing on the earth? This is a bit interesting
"We are only guessing that it is an outer space ship, but the real situation is still uncertain."
The other party showed a wry smile and said so. I was surprised and said: "No way? You didn't go to see it? .
"Of course we sent a scientific expedition team to study that outer space material, but" no one came back alive, and then, with the desert as the center, the zombie virus began to spread. After that, we dispatched several scientific research teams, but except There is no gain beyond greater sacrifice. "
"The source of infection is from outer space," I whispered, "This is really a dramatic development, Sandora, do you have any clues? .
The latter shook his head: "For carbon-based life, it is difficult to survive in outer space. Even something as tenacious as a virus cannot withstand cosmic radiation for too long, and even if it is a virus that can survive in outer space, I have not heard of it." It has been said that there is such a thing that can turn people into half-dead souls, and there is isolation between life forms. Even if they belong to carbon-based life, if they come from two different planets, their genetic coding rules will be very different, that is, Said that it is almost impossible for the virus from the planet to infect any living things on the planet, and didn’t Bubbles already pass the latest research data over this morning? There were no foreign gene residues found on the zombie samples, and their genes were completely If the mutation occurs by itself, the possibility of being infected by the virus can basically be ruled out
"So, didn't the stuff that infected humans come from that crash?"
As the team leader, the Asian man was surprised that Dao Xiao had no doubts about Sandora's analysis. Compared with the superficial technology of human beings, these "aliens" in front of him are absolutely superior. I don't know how many times, so all the human ambassadors chose to believe There is no way to disbelieve our judgment, anyway, they can't judge anything by themselves.
Sandora still shook her head: "I just said that the possibility of a virus is ruled out, but if it is some kind of toxic substance carried by that thing itself, or if the radiation energy can cause human gene mutations, it is very possible
"The possibility of that thing being the source of infection is over 90%," I said, "But even if you failed to find out the secret of the crashed object, you must have gathered some information, right? At least there should be some A small picture, with more information, we can formulate a response plan as soon as possible
"Of course," that... Biker replied, "Although I have not been able to collect actual scientific research data. But I am 7, and I have a lot of pictures taken by satellites and drones. I bring relevant materials with me. "
As the team leader spoke, he took out a small bag from his jacket pocket, and then suddenly became embarrassed.
"This" the team leader raised his hands hesitantly, "Are you old?"
The fifth type of contact rule: When meeting aliens, it is best to exchange information in the most primitive way that can be understood by both parties. An old photo is even stronger.
Obviously, this lovely leader hadn't thought of this at all before. He thought it would be crazy to find a vomit socket in an alien base!
"It's really troublesome." Sandora sighed, and motioned to a Xiling soldier to take it over, and then put it into a four-slot on the table next to her. "More than one civilization has made such a low-level mistake."
The sound of mechanical synthesis reverberates in the meeting room with the closing of the four slots: "Unknown data carrier found" is being analyzed, "analyzing the principle of the carrier, analyzing the technology corresponding to the carrier" "analyzing the encoding method" is successfully decoded, and the corresponding interface is being generated, and the interface is ready. "
Sandora nodded at me: "It seems that we don't need to put a condom on the head of the little girl in the brood.
up. "
I:
The high technology of aliens once again shocked everyone, and the binary data storage technology that humans have painstakingly studied for decades was thoroughly studied in ten seconds. As an apostle of the earth spirit, should I cry or laugh at this time?
The holographic projection in the center of the conference table was replaced with high-definition photos taken by humans. Just like the team leader said, there are satellites, drones, and all angles. It seems that the harm of this thing is limited to living things, those automatic machines After approaching, it was not affected by energy radiation.
"This picture is a picture we took through a satellite." The Minister of Defense of a certain country pointed to a picture and said, which immediately enlarged to the entire holographic projection. "Its shape is generally arc-shaped, and its length is about 120 kilometers. , the thickness is only a few kilometers, and there are many obvious fracture marks on the edges, which look like fragments that fell from a plate or a ring." Uh, how do I exit the full screen? "
I reloaded with my hand: "There is a small screen in front of you, click the cross
After the Minister of Defense exited the full screen embarrassingly, another young man in a suit stood up. It seems that these pictures were not taken by a country. Maybe this is a proof of the great unity of all mankind
"This photo was taken by our drone. The distance is very close, and we found a very complicated metal structure inside, and there are many isolated spaces of unknown meaning, which may be things like cabins, but it's empty
"This picture is the last picture sent by our scientific research team before losing contact. They have come to the lower part of the extraterrestrial object and tried to enter, but they have been affected by some kind of radiation at that time. Feng, who is the leader of the expedition team, The doctor clicked the shutter in a trance state and sent back a picture, we saw a corridor, and a lot of messy pipes"
Sandora and I watched the flashing pictures carefully, with extremely serious expressions, the situation is not good, those mechanical structures are too familiar.
Viska, who has been sleeping soundly in my arms, has woken up at some point, and is looking at the pictures of the fragmented wreckage with sleepy eyes, and then suddenly gently tugged at the clothes on my chest, He said something in a low voice: "Brother, brother, that" seems to be the star ring outside the Viscar barrier star."
I broke out in a cold sweat on the spot." If the radiant energy in the star ring of Viska's barrier star is released, it will be absolutely easy and stress-free to destroy the ecosystem.
This "seems to be the biochemical crisis that humans are facing now, or is it Viska's responsibility
Uh, I can't say that, after all, it wasn't Viska's intention, or it was the result of this crazy girl not realizing it at all, and no one knows why her star ring fell on the earth. To shift the responsibility to Hueska, who has been completely indifferent from the beginning to the end, cannot be justified in terms of emotion and reason.
Does this count as littering domestic garbage and hitting flowers and plants on the side of the road
"Okay, we already know the general situation." Looking at the photos of the star ring fragments taken from various angles, I waved my hand and said, "Is there any more information?"
"If it's about that extraterrestrial object, this is all the information we have collected, and the rest is our research results on zombie viruses, but those things"
"We can't use it.
I said it bluntly, and upon hearing this sentence, the expressions of the representatives from various countries were very calm,"
"We need to conduct internal discussions on the rest of the matter." I put Viska on the ground, and then announced the end of the meeting, "You can visit the base under the guidance of our personnel, and then we will decide on the best solution , "Well, that's it
After finishing my speech in a hurry, I pulled Shanqiu away without saying a word, regardless of the expressions on the faces of the representatives from various countries behind, this matter of Viska is too troublesome! Let the ambassadors take this kind of behavior of leaving the guests out after the meeting as the custom of aliens." D