Although he is a rather unreliable Douding, I have no doubts about how tough the backstage is behind this guy who can be bought with two lollipops.
Well, two lollipops, looking at the jingle in the palm of my hand, a lollipop in one hand as a long knife, happily performing the advanced knife skills from the gods with me, I have no idea...
"Ding Dong, have you finished the exam?"
Remember that before leaving, this little thing told us that she was going back to the God Realm to take the painful elementary creation certificate exam. I thought that according to the time concept of the Protoss, it would take several months for her to come back. The exam was over in a few days.
General Ding Dong made a gesture of recuperation, then put one lollipop back into his dimensional space, peeled off the other lollipop wrapper with ease, and began to gnaw it, while answering vaguely: "Yeah, Ding Dong's exam is over!"
"It went well?"
Seeing Ding Dong's energetic appearance now, I guess she passed this time in all likelihood. Why don't we just have a century of good weather around the world to celebrate it
Dingdang raised his head cheerfully: "No! Dingdang filled in the wrong admission ticket number during the written test! So I came back early without even doing the experimental questions!"
Then I was terrified.
He picked up the happy-looking little thing upside down and observed it upside down for a long time, but he didn't find anything abnormal—in other words, did Ding Dong become stupid because of being over-stimulated
Although the IQ of this little thing is quite worrying.
The older sister next to him reminded with a soft smile: "Ah Jun! Ding Dong will bite you~~"
Ding Dong, who I put under my eyes to observe carefully, really blushed again, rushed up and hugged my nose and yelled loudly: "You have seen everything! Ding Dong will not be able to get married!!"
... How do you make me treat such a pet like a girl, bastard!
"Ding Dong, I said are you okay? It seems that your elementary creation certificate has been suspended again..."
After hesitating for a long time, I still raised such a question. According to previous experience, it seems that Dingdang attaches great importance to the elementary creation certificate. Why is she not sad at all when she directly fails this time
Unexpectedly, Ding Dong held the sugar ball and shook his head indifferently: "Ding Dong is used to it! Even the tutoring before the exam is habitually working hard! Father God told us that it is only meaningful to grasp the next time! Father God is amazing! So Ding Dong just needs to continue to make up the exam!"
... You guys just keep failing until the end of the world!
Dingdang gnawed on the sugar ball, and finally found pictures on the huge holographic projection behind him, and asked curiously: "Ah Jun, what are you doing? Are you going to develop outer space? Dingdang can help! Dingdang The science of creation... jingle is amazing!"
"No, actually, I'm afraid we're in a bit of trouble..."
At the moment, I told Lord God in detail about what Lin Xue predicted and the plight of our military shortage, but to be honest, this little thing has been competing with her own lollipop from the beginning to the end. It's really hard to say how it can help, and if you think about it... can such a small thing really solve a star silently? Or is it that her face in the God Realm is already strong enough to invite the God of Destruction
"Oh... that's right..."
After listening to my description, Dingdang sat cross-legged on my hand and licked his fingers.
"It's really a bit troublesome. To detonate a giant star so close to a fragile galaxy and not cause the slightest vibration in the nearby stars, Ding Dong remembers that there is such a demonstration question in the junior entrance examination of the protoss of the light department... Ah Jun, wait a minute!!"
With a jingle, he hopped onto the table lightly, opened his portable space and began to rummage things from inside. After a while, the huge conference table in front of me was covered by all kinds of unimaginable things. Things are full.
Colorful candy wrappers—this is collected by Dingdang, various brands of lollipops—this is the same as above, small and cute tea sets, tableware, cups and washing utensils—this is Dingdang’s daily necessities, small combs, mirrors, clothes that look like toys, Uh, and something that looks like underwear—by the way, why is everything pouring out of this little one
In addition to these miniature daily necessities, there are many things that make my imagination run wild, such as unidentified crystals emitting a mysterious luster. Is this the legendary ninth-level holy beast magic core? There is also the pitch-black granular substance in the small bottle, could it be the bone marrow of the dragon for refining the peerless magic weapon? besides…
"Ahjun, Ahjun, look at this. These are glass beads and sesame seeds brought from the world of Astila-10086. Are they similar to things on Earth? Ding Dong is a collector..."
Forget it, I knew that those things would not appear in this book...
The small and exquisite Ding Dong simply jumped into this pile of rubbish and began to toss in a hurry. All kinds of more eye-catching things came out of it like a blowout. I can't imagine how this goddess usually takes care of her life — By the way, after becoming a world management god, she must at least reach the lower level of the main god, and she must have two personal angels, right? Is it really okay to be a half-baked Lilina
"Ah, here, here!"
Ding Dong finally found what he was looking for. It was a large stack of mysterious tomes with luxurious and colorful covers. The thickness and size of each book were enough to make it the best weapon for street fights. The sum of four or five jingle bells is so high, and our little goddess is standing at the foot of the book mountain, struggling to raise her little head, distinguishing the characters on the spine of the book one by one.
""One Hundred Questions about Common Skills of the 133rd Generation World Management System", this is not, "On the Compilation and Retrieval of the Stability Law", this is not, "Why does the artifact shine-little common sense of life that you don’t know", huh? Ding Dong also Have you ever borrowed this book from the library? The stupid lizard who was imprisoned for missing a book last time is so pitiful... Ah, this is it! "Little Magic of Love That Saves the World"! There should be Tips for dealing with collapsing stars!"
I covered my face, I cried bitterly, I looked up to the sky and sighed, then I did a backflip more than 30 times and burst into tears ORZ, you bastard!
Lord God is holding the magnificent book from the God Realm, which can make any mortal Dharma God willing to sacrifice his entire life just to take a look. He lay down on the page and studied it carefully, then raised his head: " Ding Dong has a solution!"
"It records a very effective method, which is quite effective for remote worlds without owners. It uses a complicated rule to invade the world's management terminal, and then bypasses the identity authentication system, directly modifying the world's stars and expansion rate, so that Ding Dong can completely delete the out-of-control star! However, the method mentioned above can only be used once, otherwise it will cause irreparable damage to the integrity of the world's laws, because Ding Dong can't repair it. The law is broken, so Jingle can only help you deal with that star, and you have to work hard on other things... "
"This is already strong..."
I was full of emotion in my heart, stretched out a finger and gently stroked the small head of Jingdang who was somewhat self-blaming, and then exchanged a glance with Qianqian and my elder sister who had almost evolved into the same calm emperor: Never! Mess with the protoss, they are GMs...
In this way, more than half of the matter is solved. If the entire star is deleted (is this operation really okay?), then the big bang and the gravitational tide will naturally be out of the question, and Ding Dong will be with that star at the same time. Delete everything related to it, including the impact of its gravitational field. According to the Lord God, those things are called subfolders... Ahem, anyway, what we have to deal with now is the problem of runaway planets and meteorite bombing, and this Two points, it seems that the imperial fleet must be used.
We immediately started to make arrangements. First, we ordered Tavel to build a sniper cannon in the shortest possible time. This thing is powerful, but it is actually a rather weak thing. It is mobile and easy to be destroyed. In a real interstellar war, a giant mothership is often enough to wipe out all the defense forces of the entire planet. It is completely unnecessary to destroy the entire planet with sniper cannons. In many cases, the sniper star cannon is a deterrent rather than a real weapon, so even Pandora has never arranged this kind of big man into the production schedule of the shadow base. Weir's research team will be working overtime for a while.
The second step is to let Sandora start to lead the formation of an all-planet defense fleet. They must be able to build a huge energy shield outside the orbit of the earth and the moon, and withstand tens of thousands of times or more in three days. After a period of development, we have accumulated quite a large number of similar ships in the shadow space and its subsidiary dimensional docks. Now Sandora's task is to send people to install all of them with high-power energy shields. The shield generator must be installed before the fragments enter the universe. According to Lin Xue's prediction, the asteroid group will jump directly to the periphery of the earth. Unless a defensive front is established in advance, we will never have time to intercept them.
Then there is our side.
I know that the imperial fleet is infinitely powerful, and there is no suspense in killing an asteroid belt, but the crux of the problem is that according to Lin Xue's prophecy, during the entire interception process, several star fragments will slip through the net. Fortunately, the colony of the spirit colony, the swarms of ground-based anti-aircraft firepower and quick-reaction troops are absolutely not afraid of two or three asteroids, but now we are protecting a very fragile primary civilization planet—anyway, I don’t think the navy that humans are proud of What can the Marines do with an asteroid that weighs millions of tons and hits at 30,000 miles per hour.
Asking Lin Xue to predict where the possible impact point will be, and then let the people on earth organize to take refuge. Compared with the violence at home, this seems to be a little more troublesome. If it is possible, how much I hope this job can be handed over to...
"Sir! Please allow me to be abrupt, but please bear your own obligations!"
Well, well, little scorpion, I know that almost none of us are administrative material, but... neither am I!
After a busy overall arrangement, Lin Xue came to me in the evening of the next day: "I have already seen the most likely impact points, and we are lucky, all of them will fall into the sea, but one of them is relatively close to Europe, and it may It will cause a tsunami and severe atmospheric changes, and the other is close to Japan, but it didn't hit directly, and still only needs to deal with the tsunami. What's worse is that I also saw an asteroid that went straight to the South Pole-the Earth The ecosystem will be smashed."
"Should we have extra spaceships to intercept it?" I didn't care too much when I heard that it was just an asteroid. It can be defeated, and the reaction speed of the Xiling battleship's weapon system is notoriously fast.
"Of course there are extra spaceships," Lin Xue blinked slyly, "Even if you send a high-ranking Xiling apostle to fight alone, you can deal with an asteroid that has no armor and will not fight back, but you don't think that this world should Can the natives contribute a little bit?"
I rolled my eyes: "Do you want to make a big movie?"
Lin Xue spread her hands: "Don't you think you are creating an epic?"
Elder Sister was listening in at some point, and then she came forward with a smile: "Ah Jun, what Lin Xue meant is that it is best for human beings to participate in this action against the doomsday. It is not a good thing for alien civilizations to directly help the people on earth to handle everything. Human beings must fight together to protect their homeland, even if it is just a helper, so that a civilization will not lose its development momentum or even fall into abnormal development.”
At first, I thought what my elder sister said was very righteous Ling Ran, but when I looked up, I saw a smirk on the corner of the other party's mouth: She is holding back again, and most likely she wants to see the people on the earth in a hurry. Earthlings, even though they are not the same earth, why can my sister be so peaceful in tidying up the land
But having said that, I also admit that there is some truth to what they say, they just need to rely on human power to intercept the asteroid... Does the success rate really exist
Forget it... that kind of thing can only be done in Hollywood, I decided to ignore the whimsical decision of my sister and Lin Xue.
It’s not something we can do to organize human evacuation—of course, the premise is that you don’t use the army to expel them. It’s the right way to hand over such troublesome things to the local government. We have a pretty good candidate in Europe: Free Coolie Rolla and the A, B, B, and Ding under Fox Girl, she has a very good friendship with the Queen of England and has quite a strong influence in politics, and more importantly, she obeys us.
In order to ensure the effect of fooling you, I sent the only angel in my hand, Alaya. Although she is a little fool, this girl is an indispensable part of performing various miracles. The only problem I encountered was how to make her Alaya successfully found Laura's bedroom—she didn't know the way, and even if she knew the way, she couldn't find it.
In the end I had to prepare a stealth shuttle and go there myself, because I had every reason to believe that the idiot was going to screw up anything we gave her.
I have been immersed in YY novels and various fantasy movies for many years, and I am quite aware of the elements required for a successful miracle, such as dusk or night, such as a girl praying alone, such as light falling from the sky, mysterious voices, and distant hymns. Granny's kind call from across the river—that's because you've been praying for too long.
Located in the center of London, England, Lambeth Palace, one of the key areas of the British Puritan forces, is the residence of the largest bishop, Laura Stewart.
Luxurious or even luxurious residences, especially when comparing this place with the dormitory of the Church of Necessary Evil, I understand why Kanzaki would look depressed when he mentioned the dormitory of Necessary Evil occasionally in a chat.
As a devout believer, at this moment, Laura is doing daily prayers and meditation in her private prayer room in the residence. The religious etiquette of Christianity is complicated and harsh, and even the more enlightened British Puritanism has never Any neglect of this point, even if it is some very small points that ordinary people can't remember, will be placed in a very important position when the orthodox Christians pray, and therefore, every day Apart from tossing that super long blond hair, Laura spends the most time talking to God in prayer.
Well, in fact, as the archbishop, combing her hair is longer than praying, which is already full of complaints. Although Laura explained to me that she also incorporates certain religious rituals into combing her hair every day, I still can’t understand it. understand…
Bright candlelight, holy paintings on the walls, tall stained glass windows, and carpets and other decorations full of various symbolic meanings, Lola's private prayer room can also be called luxurious, but apart from these may have other meanings Apart from religious items, there seems to be no simple and luxurious appliances in this room. Or say that religious people are mildly paranoid.
It is estimated that Laura will not let it go.
"Alaya, do you remember the lines?"
Keep the camouflage force field, I confirmed with my angel sister who will take on the role of magic stick for the last time.
Alaya scratched his hair and flapped his wings lightly: "Brother Monarch, don't worry! I wrote a note!"
... I nodded with tears in my eyes and watched this idiot go down.
The prayer room filled with bright candlelight suddenly dimmed, and some kind of "expression" that is not understood by ordinary people slowly spread out. The candlestick was still burning, but the light on it seemed to be shrinking, and could not be conveyed. .
Lola, who was praying, woke up in shock, staring intently at the candlestick in an abnormal state. The moonlight outside poured down through the stained glass windows, casting a mottled light curtain in the prayer room.
"The light... is afraid of what..."
Laura muttered to herself in a low voice, stood up slowly, and straightened her long skirt.
"If it is not the minion of Satan, it is a more holy light."
As if to verify Lola's guess, the moonlight projected from the window suddenly became brighter, even ignoring the filter effect of the stained glass window completely against the common sense of physics, and turned into a pure pale golden halo, which began to flow on the ground like substance .
The moment the holy energy appeared, Laura suddenly reacted, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and knelt down reverently.
Alaya made another appearance—although the girl accidentally touched the burning candle with her wings just now and gave her a shock, but fortunately, Laura didn't see it... V