"So, you guys just spent the whole day at the playground?"
Elder Sister lowered her head slightly, her eyes poked out from under her long bangs, sweeping back and forth across my face.
"Yes." The head of the empire and the two five-star generals lowered their brows and admitted their mistake.
"The reason is to restore the two little guys to their normal loli forms and avoid being poisoned by militarism..."
When it comes to the second half of the sentence, there is almost black air rising from the back of my lord sister.
Pandora and Viska immediately shivered and huddled together: don’t look at these two who have always regarded themselves as iron-blooded soldiers, but facing the elder sister who has the aura of "100% damage to loli normal creatures and a certain chance of dominating each other", these two But it was completely defeated.
As for me
"I'm very sorry, sis, we made a mistake this time, we shouldn't have played, we forgot the time to make everyone wait until now, and let down the family banquet that Anwena had prepared with great difficulty, which caused Sandora to go berserk and bite the sofa at home..."
Don't look at my elder sister who is always very gentle, you don't know how many horrible memories I had when I was young
"never mind… "
Seeing my attitude of admitting my mistake, my elder sister, who has seen it countless times since I was a child, also knew that the next step was my decisive time to play tricks, so she simply turned her head and announced the acquittal of the three criminals.
This is how it happened. This afternoon, I was too involved in leading the two little guys to the playground, so I forgot the time. When I finally received a call from my sister who was already a little out of breath from the spiritual connection, it was almost dark .
When we got home, what greeted us was the justice from our sister.
There is also the resentful look in An Weena's eyes who have prepared meals for 30 people, hoping to make the master happy, but waited for a long time.
And the horror scene of a Queen of Appetite who was so hungry that she ran away from eating in order to wait for the threesome to go home before eating: Speaking of Sandora, how hungry are you? You need to use the sofa in the living room to satisfy your hunger, and the range of eating is curious about you Also give me a little restraint, idiot
As if noticing my great resentment, Sandora, who was busy biting the sofa because of hunger, blinked and raised her head: "Ah Jun?"
I added my hand: "Honey, spare that sofa, we can eat now."
"Long live I can finally eat... Ah Jun, I'm already full." Sandora said with a frowning expression before she cheered halfway.
us:"… "
You can't really eat a sofa, right
Of course Sandora was joking. Although this girl's recipes are unexpectedly extensive, she still prefers tableware... er, food more than furniture. In her taste system, what is the world like? What a curious template
At dinner time, I finally realized how huge this family has become now. There used to be only my sister and my dining table, but now there is a faint posture of a banquet. Qianqian, Sandora, Pandora, Weiss Ka, Little Bubble, Bubble, plus my sister and I are already eight people, and now there is no Lin Xue who often comes over to eat, and An Weina and Alaya are two people who only need photosynthesis. The surviving master, Lilina, that black-bellied fake lolita, is probably still immersed in the good times of visiting relatives, otherwise our table would really be too big.
In addition to these people, there are two new members at our table: 10031 Misaka and Sylvia Slowly.
Needless to say the latter, as a former fallen apostle who has lost her memory, she has been classified as an "insider" by us from the very beginning and is also a key surveillance target. As for the latter—
Maybe because she is the first Misaka sister we met, 10031 is more active than other Misakas, and has a closer relationship with us. It is also a common thing to eat together like now, and it is quite weird. This talking robot The same sister Misaka and Little Bubble seem to have quite a common language. I can't understand how they understand each other what the other wants to express.
Is it just because each has a lot of mass-produced sisters
"Ajun, how do you want to eat this?"
Just as I was thinking, there was a sudden shrill cry from under my chin.
When I looked down, I just saw a huge lobster tail dangling in this direction.
Jingle your volume is such a tragedy.
I forgot to mention one just now, Ding Dong is also one of the people at this dining table, but it’s the same with her or without her, such a God who doesn’t take up space, is never picky, and can eat half an apple for a day is really too much. It's easy to raise.
I took the lobster away, and Ding Dong below kept his hands up, looking at me happily with big green eyes, and the expression on his face was the same as Ding Ling's family's XO.
Although it is very abstract to say so, the daily meal time seems to be a strange jungle adventure for Ding Dong, wandering under the huge cups and cups, climbing and jumping among the dishes and soup pots like mountains and lakes In the meantime, the little Goddess of Life is like an adventurer in a secret land, and she is surprised to find her own treasures among the surrounding behemoths, such as... the lobster now.
what a fucking entertainment
With these thoughts that might be outrageous to believers in the God of Life, I quickly peeled off the shell of the lobster for Dingdang, picked out a little bit of meat, and handed it to Dingdang with a toothpick. Immediately, he cheerfully picked up his battle rations, and began to patrol the braised pork positions with arrogance.
I can't imagine what Ding Dong is thinking about right now.
"By the way, Sandora," watching the fans at the other end of the table slowly wrapping one by one around the chopsticks, entertaining themselves with an excited expression on their faces, I suddenly remembered something , couldn't help asking Sandora next to her in a low voice, "Did you find anything about the deep scan of Sylvia's memory core?"
At this moment, Sandora is busy breaking the fork in her hand into small pieces and mixing them into the sweet noodle sauce in front of her (... ), she didn't stop her work when she heard this, but replied with a mental connection without raising her head : "I have a rough guess, but her body has been severely transformed by the abyss. Apart from being able to identify that she once belonged to the mysterious apostle, most of the things can't be analyzed. Sylvia's only energy vacuum skill seems to be It is my own unique ability, just like my mind control does not belong to any of the standard skills of the apostles of Xiling that we know, and I can't use this clue to guess her identity."
When Sandora said this, she picked up the well-mixed steel fork dipping sauce with a small spoon, sandwiched it between two pieces of plain fire, and chewed it crunchily, while continuing to "speak": "But at least one thing can Sure, she used to be an emperor-level apostle. The degree of cohesion of that energy body and the strength of the residual soul are not comparable to that of ordinary apostles. There were only 135 emperors in the empire at the time, and I knew nearly half of them. , and the remaining dozens are mostly well-known guys except for a few soy sauce party members, maybe Sylvia’s identity needs to be found from those people.”
It seems that Bubble and her hosts are busy again... Hey girl, give me a bite of normal food, can you at least save the chopsticks we use for dinner tomorrow, idiot
On a sunny morning, the weather was unbelievably slightly warmer, which is rare in the gloomy and cold days since the beginning of winter. Taking advantage of the fine weather, my sister planned to take out the bedding at home to dry in the yard, although this is not the case for me. It seems unnecessary. After all, we have too many ways to simulate sunlight, and it is more extravagant. I can even pull Alaya out and hang a chandelier on it so that I can use the holy light to dry the quilt, but my sister doesn’t think so. In her opinion, drying the bedding at home in the bright morning light is the right way, and the way of the Holy Light is crooked - anyway, I don't comment on it.
The warm sunshine is indeed a good time to dry things, but do you need to hang yourself on the shelf, Little Bubble
I watched the elated Little Bubbles hang himself on the shelf next to me with black lines, and giggled to this side, deeply feeling that the road of Daddy is so difficult.
"It's such a good weather—" A soft voice spoke slowly from the side, Sylvia narrowed her eyes slightly, looked up at the sun that was already difficult to look directly at, her silver-white hair seemed to be coated with a layer of Metallic luster, "It feels like something good is going to happen..."
He is so slow that he will not be surprised no matter what he experiences, no matter how turbulent the environment around him is, he will not be surprised. He even witnessed more than 30 "predatory" mechs crushing past him an hour ago An hour later, the guy standing in front of a house in a big city in China without knowing it, I have completely lost the motivation to complain.
"Sylvia, are you used to living here?"
I don’t know how many people I have repeated this sentence to in the past few days. There are more than 10,000 tenants in my home. How bold do you think our landlord is
"Very good—finally I don't have to worry about living expenses—"
Hearing Sylvia's answer, I was speechless and looked far away, trying my best to look at the other end of the street: There is a pair of sisters there who probably have a common topic with you, right
I don't quite agree with what Sylvia just said about "something good will happen". I don't know why, since I woke up in the morning, I feel that there are quite bad things coming to my door, yes , is the feeling before Lin Xue brought me trouble every time, but it seems that the source of the trouble this time is not the Prophet Lin who has been locked up by his father and is contemplating, so who could it be
Just as I was thinking about it, a familiar figure suddenly came into our sight on the distant street.
A petite girl, about eleven or twelve years old at most, is walking slowly from there in a light green winter coat. The most attractive thing is the super huge luggage on her back , that thing is almost half of her height, looking from a distance, it looks like a hill on its back, combined with the girl's petite and exquisite figure, it looks weird no matter how you look at it.
Has this guy been cosplaying lately
"Hey, why didn't you help me when you saw it long ago?"
I was busy distracted in my mind, and such a call suddenly came from the depths of my spirit—although it smacked of complaints, people could immediately hear the joy of reunion after a long absence concealed inside.
"I can carry a hundred and thirty-three catties of souvenirs all the way here from the train station," I hurried over, and took the unprecedentedly huge luggage from the little girl's back, "Ding Dong really gave you a pair of bags." A human body?"
"It's okay to evolve yourself with the divine power of life." The little girl shook her shoulders, and then suddenly happily jumped in front of me, "Aha, boss, I haven't seen me so pink and cute for a long time Little Lolita must be very lonely, right? Did you do something to Little Bubbles and the others because I wasn't around?"
... Lilina really hasn't changed at all, and I hope she can correct her distorted views a little under the influence of her mother's love after returning home for a few days.
I was thinking about Lilina's super big package with one hand, and stabbed Lilina's head with the other hand: "Damn girl, did you say that about the boss? By the way, is the family okay? It went well?"
As soon as my voice fell, Lilina stopped suddenly, and before I asked curiously, this fake loli, who always used the astonishing venomous snake as her signature, suddenly bowed deeply to me.
I stared dumbfounded at Lilina's sudden move, the latter raised her head at this moment with an extremely serious expression on her face, and then she exhaled softly: "Thank you again... Really, thank you very much... "
"Silly girl, why suddenly..."
I'm still a little confused. If I want to say thank you, Lilina thanked her as early as the day we picked her up. Why is it suddenly happening now
"The moment I got home, I realized that I was so happy," the black-bellied and poisonous pseudo-loli showed such a simple smile in front of me for the first time, "So, I think I should thank you seriously, For the happiness I felt again at the moment when I returned home... what happened?"
I scratched my hair: "Then why are you back? Aren't you staying at home?"
Lilina briskly walked in front of me: "I have already brought my mother here and let an imperial officer help to arrange it. From now on, I will live with the old man here. I came here today as an employee to report to the boss. And my mother also said that such a kindness must be repaid or something. Although she doesn't know much about our affairs, this is the only thing she asked me to do. In addition, I am also the chief goddess of the goddess of life. official said"
From Lilina's words, I also roughly understood what happened. Anyway, seeing that this guy finally ushered in his new life and made up for his biggest regret, I was still very happy for her.
"Ah la—is this bastard Chen Jun your sister? Or, like Little Bubble—is she also a daughter?"
The slow voice suddenly woke me up from my contemplation. When I looked up, it turned out that Sylvia was already standing in front of us. She was smiling warmly and looking curiously at the girl who looked a year younger than Pandora. Lilina greeted each other softly: "Hi—my name is Sylvia—it's the first time we meet, please give me your advice..."
"What a strange speed of speech," Lilina felt terrified when she was scrutinized by the silver-haired strange girl in front of her, then she suddenly turned her head and looked at me sternly, "A new girl?"
I hesitated: "... Although strictly speaking, what you said is correct."
But can't you put it in a healthier way
Because the identities of the two people are not very normal—strictly speaking, everyone in our place is not normal. I just briefly introduced them, and then dragged Lilina into the house. The latter is not stupid, naturally Thinking of being able to live in such a place full of different-dimensional life forms, the identity of this silver-haired girl is definitely not simple, and she didn't ask too much, but only waited until she entered the living room before asking through a spiritual connection: "That Sylvia? Who is it? Why can't I feel her energy fluctuations at all? And the vitality in her body is so strange."
"Remember the Legion of Fallen Apostles in the world of Azeroth?"
"Of course I remember," Lilina pouted immediately, "I was very impressed. Thanks to their invasion, I almost starved to death in the ruins of Silvermoon City."
"The one just now was one of the great commanders of the fallen apostles."
Lilina immediately looked at me in horror, and after getting a positive answer from the spiritual connection, this guy immediately exclaimed: "What? No way? The fallen apostles have captured the empire headquarters?"
"Capturing your sister" Seeing Lilina's spineless look of preparing to pack up and run away, I was knocked down decisively, and then roughly told this about Sylvia's situation and our actions in the past period of time, maybe when I'm about to say the amazing fake loli again.
In the end, this guy was still amazing.
"You said there are more than 10,000 girls in the Shadow City?" Lilina tilted 30 degrees and looked up at me with contemptuous eyes. "I said, Your Majesty, take care of the dragon body."
Do you dare to disclose your brain supplement process
Lilina's sudden return was a small surprise for us, and the pile of souvenirs she brought back made Sandora, a foodie, excited. But to be honest, I really don't know where Sandora's In the world view, how should the word "delicious" be defined? I have never seen anyone who can eat Jingdezhen ceramics like Master Kong.
So what's up with that awful feeling I've had since morning? Although she came back with a vicious tongue and fake loli, but this shouldn't be a bad thing, right
There is a problem with the legendary man's seventh sense
Although I dare not say that I can be as unpredictable as Lin Xue's cheating device, my intuition has always been very accurate. In theory, there should be no misjudgment, right
Such doubts continued until the afternoon, and then were resolved by the news brought by Tavel.
She caught a bug in our new star cannon.
(Continue to ask for tickets at the end of the month, and you are not mistaken, this is indeed the second update...) V