The arrival of Monina and Ilsen was warmly welcomed by the elder sisters and the others. He had heard the little thing bragging all day about how famous and accomplished his combat team was, and today he finally saw two people who were panting. Let a few girls who have been full of various joyful ideas about the Dingdang team team be very enthusiastic, but after the topic extended from the beginning of "how is the Protoss combat team formed" to "several precautions for raising Dingdang", I It seems that everyone has gone off topic.
Well, in a sense, maybe the second topic is more relevant...
"Captain, she really has a personality... Uh, what's wrong with it," it can be seen that Monina still has a certain respect for her captain, but it is a pity that the consistent behavior of a certain pet makes even the subordinates who are dedicated to maintaining its image feel helpless , "Actually, most of the protoss of the life god system have that kind of personality, which is why they are usually very popular in the god world, but like our captain..."
"Well, at least the captain finally found a suitable owner."
This time, Ilson's inappropriate remarks did not cause Monina to beat him up. Obviously, under the current atmosphere, even Monina could not refute her idiot brother's conclusion.
We are still in the activity room of the chemistry department that Artemis helped to arrange. Since the last mutation, this activity room has been moved to the top floor and has become the only room with people alone. Huwen also proposed yesterday to let the We moved to near the Awakened Headquarters, where there was an empty classroom, but for the convenience of our usual actions, we still declined his kindness. Artemis also knew that we had special identities. With the help of the cover, this activity room of the Chemistry Department has become a gathering place for the unscrupulous soy sauce group of the empire.
So it should come as no surprise that we dine here...
But to be honest, I really didn't expect Monina's craftsmanship to be so good. When she volunteered to be in charge of everyone's lunch today, everyone was surprised.
But when the sumptuous meal was placed in front of everyone, and even my elder sister said it was extremely delicious after tasting it, the astonishment turned into shock.
Should I complain that a dark deity who specializes in stealth and secret executions among the gods has a second job as a genius cook
Savoring an unknown dish from a dark goddess, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Monina who was still busy in an apron and holding a shovel in front of the integrated portable kitchen sponsored by my sister, I felt... Well, all kinds of subtle feelings.
"Don't underestimate my sister's craftsmanship," Ilsen, who looks like a God of War, has half a vegetable in his mouth, with no demeanor, "She is the one in charge of cooking in our combat team."
Ilsen said, then suddenly lowered his voice, leaned over and muttered, "If it wasn't for having good food every day, who would be the brother of such a violent woman..."
"Oh, my hand slipped." Monina's exclamation suddenly sounded at the dining table, and then we watched the slippery dark goddess smile and pour boiling water into Ilsen's neck, and the latter didn't know what At that time, half of his body was covered by a pile of black runes, and he couldn't even move under his sister's inhuman attack except grinning.
Ilson, you have a good sister.
Of course, it is impossible for mere boiling water to hurt Irsen, who has a protoss physique, and Monina's binding rune may not have much effect on Irsen, who seems to be one level higher than her. From this point of view, Monina, you also have a good brother.
I have to say that the Starfield Protoss is really different from the gods in the public impression. Leaving aside the completely out-of-spec power, the usual affinity of these top beings who control countless worlds is simply unimaginable. I thought Ding Dong is a special case among the Protoss, but now, it took less than half a day for Monina and Ilsen to mingle with a group of imperial soy saucers, and according to them, other star domains There are very few gods who do not make friends with mortals—except for a few severely autistic performance artists—in their view, mortals are weaker and have a shorter lifespan (not excluding a few mortals with unlimited lifespans) Apart from race), there is no difference from myself. Monina, the dark goddess who is good at explaining the distance with human examples, gave me a vivid example: If a weightlifter who snatches 200 kilograms must find someone with the same strength as himself If a person of the same age gets married, he will lose all children and grandchildren...
For this example, let's take a look at diplomacy.
"By the way, how many people are there in your entire team?" I asked curiously after the last dish was served and Monina was officially seated.
No way, you can't discuss formal issues with Ilsen. Although Monina was a little cruel to her brother, she is relatively normal.
"We are a five-member team," Monina replied politely, "besides the captain, I am responsible for everyone's daily food, and brother idiot is usually responsible for making the captain angry or venting his anger, and there is also a dragon A strange woman from the Protoss, responsible for cleaning, a Star God, um, the uncle of the Bright God, responsible for collecting all kinds of interesting things for the captain, gone."
I was stunned to listen to Monina's introduction of the legendary Ding Dong team with the strongest combat effectiveness, and then I counted with my head down and my fingers.
There are five people in the team, the captain is responsible for the mascot, the dark goddess is the cook, the light war god is in charge of funny and active atmosphere, the dragon god girl is the sweeper, and the remaining one is the light god uncle who is responsible for running errands for the captain who did not slip away. , it's over.
Looking up, I burst into tears: "Then... where are the people in your team who are responsible for doing business?"
Monina and Ilsen looked at each other in astonishment, and then asked, "Are there any other members?"
Cheating father, do you know that you are cheating father? What kind of curious team composition is this? Didn't you think of it at all? What about meat shields? What about DP? What about treatment? Scout commander, scholar, hunter, long-distance attack, trap master, Ultraman Optimus Prime, take the lead, big brother, captain, sir
Nothing. Did you come out to fight or have a picnic? You bastards. The fate of countless worlds is about to be ruined in the hands of you bunch of gods who don't know what to do. Is there anything
Even the always indifferent older sister Tang Tang couldn't help the cold sweat from his forehead, and said carefully, "Well, your team composition...is very strange, really strange..."
"It's no wonder that the guy at the end of the crane is leading the team."
Lin Xue raised her forehead with her hand, shook her head and let out a long sigh.
But in the face of our reaction, Monina suddenly smiled mysteriously: "It seems that you are all deceived by our captain's appearance."
I was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately understood: "Ding Dong... is she the illegitimate daughter of the Supreme God?"
"Pfft" Ilson sprayed on the spot.
Monina also had an expression of being defeated by you, and said tangledly: "Of course not, but I'm sure that the captain has some secrets that he hasn't told you, the first is her god rank—the junior goddess, but do you know? As a combat unit composed of elite protoss, the requirements for team members like us are very high. Junior gods can only be regarded as soldiers in the team. A lowest-level trainee goddess, even half of the goddess courses are in red light."
"She is indeed the illegitimate daughter of the Supreme God"
Qianqian came to a conclusion categorically.
After finally creating the atmosphere, Monina almost fell into the soup bowl in front of her: "That's because she is quite special."
"Captain, she has no so-called biological parents. She is an extremely rare individual born directly from the palace vines of the Supreme Goddess of Life. She has her own priesthood imprint at birth. She grew up as the playmate of the Supreme Life Goddess three times in a row. Burned the small garden of the Supreme Goddess of Life, broke the dressing table of the Supreme Goddess of Darkness twice, made seven wrong seasonings in a row when preparing snacks for the Father God, and fell asleep directly when chatting with the Supreme Dragon God. It fell from the Dragon Temple and fell into the teacup of Grand Consul Osiris, destroying the cup that was regarded as a treasure by the Grand Consul and bestowed by the Father God himself on the spot, and was wiped out during the entrance examination due to out of control divine power The last twenty-three beards of the invigilator..."
"I see," I sighed with tears streaming down my face, "Ding Dong's history of growing up is a history of shocking crimes, isn't it?"
"Uh... In the middle of the talk, a lot of strange things were accidentally mixed in."
In fact, other than the first sentence, everything else is very strange, right
"In short, the captain is an extremely rare origin god among the gods," Monina said awkwardly, "she may even become the first special case in history to join the Council of Osiris as a junior goddess, and she The popularity among the supreme gods in the God Realm is even more inconceivable, and the Father God even treats her as his own daughter. If it weren't for the fact that her various achievements are really terrible except for her talent, the captain is probably already serving in the Glory God Court gone."
At this moment, we were all shocked.
It turns out that Ding Dong, who has always been a pistachio mascot in our minds, is actually such a mascot with such a background and story
In any case, the attributes of the mascot are hard to get rid of.
But although there was a bit of surprise on the face, we calmed down quickly after Monina finished speaking, which made the other party a little strange: "Your reactions seem a little too flat, don't you?"
"How else can I react?" Lin Xue spread her hands, "I have long felt that that guy is not ordinary, but because of the huge difference in level, I have not seen through her secrets, so I don't think there is anything wrong when you say it now. Surprising."
"And more importantly," my elder sister said with a slight smile on her face, "Ding Dong's identity is meaningless to us. It's far less interesting than what flavor of candy she likes recently."
"You guys..." Monina and Ilsen stared dumbfounded at a group of Imperial Soy Sauce Party with a very unusual way of thinking, and then smiled in relief, "Okay, I finally understand why the captain would put down a lot of things about himself Let's 'play' with you."
"play together
I'm speechless, even if Monina doesn't say it, I'm 100% sure that those are Ding Dong's original words...
At this moment, the soft footsteps from outside the door suddenly interrupted our conversation. The visitor was not Artemis who knew a little bit, because the latter had established a temporary spiritual connection with me. After winking and asking her to "handle" the dinner party a little bit, I stepped forward and opened the door of the activity room.
A short-haired girl with a baby face stood timidly at the door, it turned out to be Suzune.
"I'm sorry to disturb you." Even though it was not the first time to speak face to face, the girl's nervousness hadn't improved in the slightest, and even her slight stuttering hadn't improved at all, "Captain let... let me call you... Lunch... it's lunch time"
Lunch... meal
It was only at this time that I suddenly thought of this, and then I turned my head and looked at the sumptuous dining table behind me, feeling a kind of selfish guilt that I secretly wanted to use delicious food... Mouth, I shouldn’t have thought of this question at this time, right
Because of Monina's ability to distort facts, Suzune couldn't understand the scene in front of her that had just finished a dinner party, so she subconsciously ignored the rich dining table and the luxurious portable kitchen behind it, but she could ignore the anomaly in front of her eyes , we can't ignore the food in our stomach
"I don't think it's a good time to say no."
Onee-sama frowned, sending out group broadcasts with a mental link in distress.
"The landlord +1." Qianqian blinked and seconded.
"Second floor + 1," Lin Xue and Lilina agreed at the same time, and then they glared at each other, "Do you dare to jump into the building?"
Me: "...Forget it, let's go to the cafeteria."
In order not to appear out of place, we finally decided to accept Lingyin’s invitation to attend the lunch of the Awakened people. Speaking of which, this was the first time I went to the cafeteria with the big team as a "new Awakened person" Well, the first day I came here was a welcome party because of our arrival. Even if the dinner was settled in a noisy manner, Lilina and I were busy going to the edge of the world to check the situation the next morning, but we didn't catch up Fan Zhe, on the way, ate some snacks prepared by my sister to satisfy my hunger, so when I followed Lingyin to the big cafeteria located in the south of the school, Lilina and I were surprised together.
"right here?"
"Yeah," Lingyin was surprised by my reaction, "Isn't this the cafeteria?"
"Not... I mean, with these... 'ghosts'?"
"What's the matter?" Because after waiting for a long time, Huwen sitting at the table seemed a little upset, "Just pretend that they don't exist. There is ready-made food here. Although you can't die if you don't eat, but you can't die if you are hungry. It's not a good thing."
"Um, that's true." I muttered, and I pulled Qianqian to sit down next to Artemis, and nearby, the other two tables were surrounded by members of the Awakened. If you observe carefully, it is obvious that You can find that we have occupied this good position forcibly: not far away, a large group of ghost students with lunch are surrounded, they stand blankly, and their vision is full of numbness.
Well, just ignore them.
To be honest, even though it was the second day after I came to this world, I still felt very awkward about the weird things around me. There were clearly living human beings everywhere, and even the cafeteria was as noisy as an ordinary school, but In fact, those are all phantoms that have nothing to do with you, and the sense of isolation between the two worlds becomes more apparent in the hustle and bustle.
"Don't be confused by the ghosts here," Hu Wen warmly reminded, "A partner made a mistake in this area before—or maybe it was on purpose. The classmates who looked the same as before greeted each other, and then it got out of hand... Now, that's over there."
Following his guidance, I saw two "students" wearing school uniforms sitting not far from us, and one of them, a girl with a single ponytail, should be the former companion Huwen mentioned.
"Who is that boy next to her?" Qianqian asked curiously.
"Her boyfriend," an unknown awakened boy shrugged, "he was not as lucky as us, and turned into a ghost directly. Maybe Lin chose to hypnotize herself because of him."
Lin, should be the name of the girl who voluntarily gave up her sanity and hypnotized herself to the past.
There should be more than one such example...
The sigh in my heart was suddenly interrupted by Artemis' voice: "En? Why don't you eat? Are you hungry?"
Not hungry, really not hungry.
But can't say it
Sure enough, eating alone is wrong, I was wrong, I was really wrong.
Since I was a child, I have been full of deep resentment towards the school cafeteria throughout my schooling career, but who would have known that this resentment could continue to this point, this is the end of the world, you know? The ghosts of the post-apocalyptic cafeteria are still there
"Ah Jun, from now on I will never eat in the cafeteria again." After eating the most difficult meal in my life amidst the caring and warm hospitality of the awakened people, Qianqian returned to the activity room He clutched his stomach weakly and said, "It would be great if Sandora was here."
If that girl was here, I'm afraid there wouldn't even be a cafeteria left, right
My sister and I were also overwhelmed. Even Lilina spread her round belly on the sofa and said that she had already ascended to immortality. The only two survivors at the scene were probably Monina and Irson. , Artemis and the others turned a blind eye to these two masters just like those ghosts turned a blind eye to us. By the way, Monina, you have such a useful ability to help us, you will die
Uh... wait, why does Lin Xue also look nonchalant? Is her appetite getting closer to Sandora? Although it is still impossible to catch up with the level of the latter who emptied the national treasury, even a 1% closeness can explain Lin Xue...
"It's just a different dimension." Lin Xue spread her hands indifferently, "You said that Sandora's stomach is connected to a different dimension all the time, why can't I think of such a simple reason?"
My ※sister ※Lilina※Qianqian: "..."
This girl really deserves a good education X