There is nothing in this world more incredible than a highwayman goddess.
Especially when this lord goddess is only as tall as a palm.
I don't know who taught the little boy those messy things. In short, when Ding Dong hovered in front of the stunned heroic girl full of momentum, and said such a declaration of robbery at the cost of biting his tongue, everyone, except Except for Ding Dong himself and Little Bubbles, everyone rushed to the street.
"What the hell is that?"
Rin Tohsaka looked like he was about to cramp, and grabbed Arer's arm to calm himself down, but he still couldn't help asking me.
"Just treat her like some kind of pet."
And when we were talking, the unlucky being robbed (please allow me to use these two words on the mysterious heroic girl who is suspected of being the king of heroes, this is so appropriate) the heroic spirit finally reacted, pointing at The little thing in front of him yelled and cursed loudly: "You little weird thing, do you even want to challenge the majesty of this king?"
"Wow, so small?" Ding Dong became furious all of a sudden. This is an absolute forbidden word. It is said that besides our few owners, it is usually the unlucky boy Irsen who dares to say such a sentence. It was displayed in the temple for three days, let alone a mere black "mortal", "Ding Dong will be angry, don't you know how powerful Ding Dong is?"
To be honest, I can't bear to watch the interaction of the three idiots until now, but...but the most important thing now is to support the DV and record these historic scenes.
Not counting being defeated by a little girl, but also being provoked by that girl's pet. Until now, the unlucky heroic girl didn't even use the gorgeous treasure, the heavy rain, but casually pulled out a handful from the space with a rainbow all over her body. The broad ax with the same color and luster, slashed... er, slapped down.
Sure enough, it’s swatting. Put the ax flat and use the ax face to slap. Miss Yingling, are you practicing swatting flies
"Ding-Kara-"
There was a strange sound, definitely not the sound of metal hitting an entity. Ding Dong still hovered in the air well, but with a confused look on his face, he gently rubbed his peanut-sized head and launched an attack However, due to inertia, the heroic girl almost fell to the ground with unsteady feet. When she stabilized her body and lifted the rainbow broad ax to look at it, she realized that there was a subtle hole in the surface of the ax.
Well, the subtle shape, that is to say, is equivalent to the cross-section of Ding Dong viewed from above, and even the two pairs of thin wings are displayed on the surface of the ax in the form of hollow engravings.
This is so curious, Ding Dong directly drilled a hole in this treasure.
"Unexpectedly..." The heroic girl stared blankly at the rainbow giant ax that had been leaking, and suddenly understood something, "So it is like this, is it divinity? At least it is also the original god-made creature, you small strange thing, Interesting, it's really interesting, I didn't expect to encounter such an interesting thing today. Only a creature with divine nature can damage the rainbow ax that was cursed by Hephaestus before it was born. It’s not just about bad things.”
A giant ax that can only be damaged when encountering divinity? Is there such a thing in myths and legends
It's a pity that I'm not an expert on ancient culture, and the myths and legends in this world can't be the same as the version on Earth. The only thing that is certain is that Tinker Bell broke someone's ax just now, and now the owner is about to explode.
"A creation of the gods, hehe, it's right in your arms... the lock of the sky"
As if throwing away trash, the heroic girl threw away the treasure in her hand that might have been shrouded in countless auras, and before Ding Dong, who was still rubbing her head in a daze, could react, she suddenly stretched out her hand and pointed forward, immediately from the sky to the ground, Several spatial fluctuations like ring-shaped water waves appeared in the air, and Ding Dong was in the middle of these fluctuations. The little thing just looked up in confusion, and the chains flying rapidly from all directions had completely enveloped the little figure.
The Heavenly Lock is the super-strong chain that bound the Heavenly Bull in myths and legends. The Heavenly Bull itself is a creature with divine nature, and the Heavenly Lock that binds it naturally has special effects on divinity. Basically, a divine creature bound by chains is absolutely unable to escape, and the stronger the divinity on its body, the harder the chain will be. It is a very rare weapon dedicated to gods, although I don't know the gods in this world What level is it, but the divinity in Ding Dong must be stronger and purer than any of those false gods. Therefore, the moment the golden chain binds the little thing, it emits an unprecedented golden light. When the golden light is restrained , This chain almost has a diamond-like clarity, which is a phenomenon formed after super-strong energy compression. I am afraid that since the King of Heroes got this chain, it has never exploded like it is today.
"Haha, sure enough, even gods are nothing more than that."
The heroic girl immediately laughed triumphantly, obviously thinking that the weird little one was completely trapped by the chains, and she was very proud of capturing a divine creature alive.
"Ajun, do you want to help?"
Sandora suddenly tugged at the corner of my clothes lightly, leaned over and said, "Although the little thing is a real god, he is just a junior god who is good at healing. In this world where you can't use your privileges casually, you have to use your strength to break free. That chain is probably a bit difficult, right?"
That’s right, I nodded. We all know that Ding Dong’s combat strength barely reaches 5. He can say anything in his home universe, but here, if he doesn’t use divine power, that guy has to rely on his only two moves: It's a bit mysterious to fight with Dingdang Steel Fang Attack and Dingdang Mengsha Attack.
But just when I was about to remove the invisible force field, the seemingly impenetrable chain suddenly trembled, and then, while everyone, including the heroic girl, was stunned, a historic scene appeared——
Jingle came out of the hole in the chain
It’s not even possible to describe it as cheating. Youmu Youjingdong actually got out of the hole in the chain of the sky lock. In front of the great goddess of life, the biggest weakness of the sky lock, which is said to be dedicated to arming gods, is actually The hole is too big
The little Douding Goddess, who is no more than three inches tall and whose shoulders are less than the size of an egg, crawled up through the hole in the Sky Lock, and then carefully pulled out the dress that was still squeezed inside her, and finally shook her head. Shaking his wrinkled wings, he stood proudly on a relatively flat lock ring, his little head was almost raised to the sky: "Hmph, your chain is useless to Ding Dong, the Ding Dong is simply too powerful."
The real reason is that you are too young, right
Even such a killer weapon dedicated to gods was completely defeated by the opponent's size. Today, the heroic girl who has lost count of how many times she has been unlucky almost collapsed. The expression of extreme grievance and injury in those eyes is really pitiful —If only her face could be a little whiter.
Originally, I thought she was going to be forced to use her ultimate weapon, the "Deviation Sword", which claims to be able to cut through space, but it seems that Ding Dong's magnificent final blow made her too stimulated, and the "King's Girl" even Without taking out any weapons, he waved his hand to dissipate the magic power of the Sky Lock.
With a sound of "crash", losing the support of the owner, the sky lock disappeared into the air again, Ding Dong standing on the chain quickly flew up, and then protested loudly: "Hey, you want to throw Ding Dong, right? There must be such a sinister trick, right?"
"Hallucinations, everything that happened today is a hallucination, caused by lack of sleep recently..." The "Suspect of the King of Heroes" who was completely dark, sluggish, and in a trance didn't seem to hear Ding Dong's words at all, but was chanting alone Turning around in a hurry, "When you get back, you must take a shower and sleep quickly, um, sleep... By the way, I'm still sleeping, so I'm dreaming now, it must be a dream..."
The strange heroic spirit who was tossed by Bubble and Ding Dong for a long time seemed like a ghost, dangling away, and because of the black camouflage, she soon completely blended into the night.
After Qiangbingu Qiulin, the second Mrs. Xianglin appeared, and I suddenly felt a deep sense of guilt.
"Well, she looks so pitiful, Ding Dong just wanted some candies..." Little Bubble was suspended in place, his tone full of confusion, while Little Bubble ran over, grabbed Ding Dong and placed it on the On her own head—I thought she still wanted to put Jingle in her mouth, did she lose interest in collecting Jingle because she had harvested a lot of shiny things tonight
"Dad... Dad"
The little girl stretched out her white dress and ran up to us cheerfully, calling out the two words she is most proficient so far in a cheerful tone. Although the invisible force field still exists, it seems that the little bubble has just passed her ability. Having cracked our invisibility, I laughed and released the force field around me. The next second, the little girl laughed and jumped into my arms, while Ding Dong took off with the momentum and jumped from the head of the little bubble to the top of my head.
"Hey, alien, is it okay not to chase that heroic spirit?"
Tohsaka Rin saw that I seemed to have completely forgotten the appearance of the mysterious heroic girl A just now, and couldn't help but reminded me.
"That heroic spirit is useful to keep, but it doesn't matter if you are willing to chase after it, I won't help anyway." I said without turning my head while lifting the little bubble to make the little girl cheer.
Hmph, these heroic spirits are all useful, before Matou Sakura completes the transformation, it is best to keep them alive as much as possible.
"Uh..." Tohsaka Rin hesitated for a while. If it is common sense, it is definitely the best opportunity to hit the sap while the other party is in a bad state of mind at this time, but the girl just summoned the endless treasure in an instant to bombard The scene still made her very afraid. Although the mysterious little alien girl seemed to have the special skills to restrain this kind of attack, it seemed that she would die if she was hit by a missile.
And God knows if the mentally devastated girl Heroic Spirit will completely go berserk when she receives more stimulation. You must know that most of the land reclamation group fell at the feet of Kongxue B.
Without much thought, Miss Twintails judged that under the same long-distance combat situation, her Arer might not be the opponent of the upstart Heroic Spirit, so it is not a good idea to attack rashly.
The man in the red windbreaker did not express any opinion on the decision made by his master, but secretly looked at the little green dot that was jumping up and down on someone's head with rather curious eyes, and within a few seconds Finally, Tohsaka Rin also resolutely gave up the idea of chasing the enemy, and joined the inhumane onlookers on Ding Dong's cutie.
"Wow, that's so cute Alien, is this a specialty of your planet?" As any girl should react after seeing something cute, Rin Tohsaka could hardly help but want to get out of my head Snatch Ding Dong, if the last point of education is not still working, I am afraid that Ding Dong has already let her snatch it, "What's her name? Is it a pet?"
I knew that Ding Dong would never get rid of his status as a pet for the rest of his life.
"You're blasphemy! Using a pet to describe Ding Dong will get you arrested by the Inquisition." The little thing jumped on top of my head to protest, "And Ding Dong can bite people, Ding Dong is so powerful when he is angry."
sharp? Are you saying that combat power has soared from 5 to 6
The little guy's frantic look not only did not produce any deterrent effect, but almost made Miss Tohsaka jump at her with glowing eyes. It was quite obvious that no one believed Ding Dong's statement that cuteness was greater than threat, and Rin might have regarded it as a pet. The cute performance is like a little P kid pats his chest and declares that he has ruled the whole world, but in stark contrast to the eldest lady, it is Arer who is a follower. The mysterious little thing showed a lot of curiosity, but more of it was a calm and searching gaze. It seemed that the "divinity" mentioned many times by the upstart heroic girl just now made him very interested in this inconspicuous little thing. Something generated quite a lot of attention.
After Ding Dong got into my pocket habitually and started to catch up on sleep, Tohsaka finally shifted his attention away, and then looked curiously at the little girl who was expressing her opinion with Sandora Yiyi: "This is Your daughter?"
I thought about it, then nodded resignedly.
"Ah, I really didn't see it, Uncle Alien."
Should I refute the aliens first or should I refute my uncle first
In the end, I didn't refute either.
"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Little Bubble looked at Tohsaka who was standing beside him with a kind smile on his face, and extended his hand to say hello in a friendly way. It seemed like he wanted to introduce himself, but unfortunately the latter could only be at a loss. He winked at me eagerly: "What did the kid say?"
You ask me, I ask who to go
Fortunately, the smart little Bubble immediately discovered the language barrier. The little guy thought for a while, and suddenly a holographic projection of a light bulb appeared vividly on his head, and then rubbed his little hands together. After a few seconds, , accompanied by a cartoon "ding", a SLR camera that obviously imitated the human style appeared in the little girl's hand.
"Ah, she said that she is a photographer from the Delta Centauri star cluster." After saying this, I RZ myself.
Tohsaka: "..."
It must be that Pao Pao usually told his daughter about our torment in this world as an anecdote. The only thing that Xiao Pao Pao, who usually can’t remember anything, remembers is that the best way to integrate into human society is to pretend to be a photographer Therefore, the mother's infidelity has a devastating impact on the child's tutoring.
We successfully stirred up another possible battle between the heroic spirits. Our family of three (…) and Tohsaka-sama bid farewell to each other after chatting for a few words. Bubbles was already sleeping in my arms halfway, and Ding Dong poked his head out of my jacket pocket curiously, looking around at the Weigong mansion that looked like a post-earthquake ruin and the shining light in the middle of the yard. The fast-deploying planetary habitat with silver-gray luster suddenly said: "Wow, so you have already occupied this place? Is this the enemy's base camp?"
Sandora immediately turned her head to watch the scenery.
"Has there been a battle?" The voice suddenly sounded in front of us, making us stop. Following the sound, we saw a blond girl in a silver-white skirt standing quietly under the cold moonlight. I don't know how long she had been standing there.
"Sure enough, I noticed it, too, that upstart guy didn't hide his magic power at all." I nodded indifferently, but can those just now really be regarded as battles
It should be called "King of Heroes' Miserable One Night Girl Version", right
"Who is this child?" Ber noticed the little girl who was already drooling in my arms, and asked strangely.
"My daughter, the battle just now broke out after she landed."
Hearing the word "landing", he immediately trembled, and then said with a serious expression: "It's great that I didn't land here this time."
Cut, what are you afraid of, there is nothing to mess with here anyway.
I looked around curiously, it was quiet, and there was no sign of a fight, but there must be a reason why Ber was still waiting in the yard so late, and I don't think this rigid and rigorous King of Knights is just Waiting for us to go home, so I asked curiously: "What happened?"
"Something came to spy on you." The serious girl showed a serious expression on her face. "Although I retreated immediately, I think it is necessary to strengthen our guard tonight."
"Heroic spirit?" Tried to give Little Bubble to Sandora to carry back to the house, but found that the little guy was hanging on his body like an octopus, and he couldn't pull it off at all, so he had to keep his daughter hanging on his body. The weird shape talks to ber.
"It's a little close," ber shook his head, "but the magic power is very chaotic, and it dissipates completely immediately after being discovered. I can't even see the other party's image. There seems to be no heroic spirit in my memory that can instantly transform itself into A skill that scatters magic power."
In other words, outside the establishment... "Heroic Spirits". A