In the living room, a needle can be heard.
Only the huge floor-standing clock on the opposite side was making the sound of "clicking, clicking, clicking".
"Pandora, Viska, stop playing and tell Bubble that the empire needs her"
The two little ones put away the ammunition that filled the living room in an instant, and then disappeared from everyone's sight in a flash.
"You... say it again?" I pressed my left hand on the huge ornate suitcase, and asked Ding Ling for confirmation with a serious expression.
"If I remember correctly, that's what the doll in the box called itself. At 12:30 in the evening, it suddenly broke the glass of the room and smashed it next to me. The shelf was so big that it didn't even want to say a word. Smelly guy."
Ding Ling also knew that things were weird, but she was more convinced that a group of even weirder guys in front of her could handle any similar things, so, with a face full of resentment, this young lady who never went to the Three Treasures Palace began to pour bitterness on us .
"And I also have severe paranoia. From the first day I came to my house, I tried to find my dad who I didn't know where he was hanging from all over the world. I didn't realize how shocking it is to be a doll that can move. Thing, I almost broke my heart trying to hide her. I thought I could get a lot of money by getting a rare treasure, but in the end I had to pay for XO to treat the hind leg that was damaged by the mercury lamp... Uh, that just now Take it as if I didn't say a word, okay?"
It's okay, compared to a young lady who relied on calculating the rent of aliens to revitalize her family, your greed for money is far from enough.
Moreover, speaking of XO, it seems to be Ding Ling's family's domestic dog with X-shaped front legs and O-shaped rear legs. I really didn't expect that stupid dog who knows everyone well and is said to be able to sneak with anyone. He was not abducted to a certain dog meat restaurant.
Mercury Lamp—If my guess is correct and the setting of this world is correct, this should be the name of the first puppet in "Rozen Maiden".
"Rozen Maiden", I didn't watch this animation in its entirety at first, but after the mother of a senior dead house child came to this house, I was forcibly instilled with about 40GB of relevant information, and I went to sleep after removing it Yes, I can’t understand and skip the past, I swallowed it with rice when I was eating, and I forgot about 30% of the related plot at the end. It seems that what I’m talking about is the life of the seven dolls in the light of the god of light. Under the guidance of Daoist Luo Zhen, they fight with each other and at the same time collect the seven dragon balls that can realize their wishes, so that they can complete the doll completion plan, and finally give birth to a perfect LEVEL6 girl, such a post-modern urban alien full of love and warmth. Can story...
I always feel that once the child's mother finds out about the brain supplement just now, I will appear in the spare fuel tank of each battleship in the Imperial fleet the next day. Is it my illusion
Okay, okay, I know I remembered something wrong, but in the story of the Rozen Maiden, there is indeed such a puppet called Mercury Lamp, she is the first puppet created by the miracle puppeteer Luo Zhen , but because the latter suddenly abandoned the pit in the middle of the production and failed to obtain a complete body, despite this, he still respects and loves his creator, and wants to fight with his sisters at all costs Win in the competition and become the ultimate perfect individual: LEV, who listens to God's will with a human body... Ahem, a perfect *girl named Alice, finally proves in front of her "father" that she is no worse than any sister, proves herself It's not a "defective product", probably like this, then, what Ding Ling mentioned...
"Looking all over the world for my dad who I don't know where he has gone", probably referring to Mercury Lamp's attempt to find Luo Zhen, right
Having a pair of younger sisters who always want to plant the Crystal Cross flag all over the world and have to appease and suppress them all the time, I understand Ding Ling's headache a little bit.
You can successfully keep the mercury lamps in the room until now, Ding Ling, in a sense, you have won.
"The child's father, are you looking for me?"
Suddenly a voice from behind interrupted my analysis of whether the Rozen Maidens were collecting Dragon Balls or the Forty-Two Chapters. Bubbles who had slipped back to play games just now had been dragged over by Pandora and the others.
"We got a box, you have a lot of hands, open it."
As I said, I bent down and picked up the mother who was only 1.1 meters tall and put her on the table that was a bit grand for her.
"In this treasure chest, the girl who travels through time and space is sealed, Mercury Lamp."
Needle drop could be heard again in the living room—bad, the sequence just now made it difficult for me to get my thinking back on track.
Pao Pao was stunned for a long time, then cutely tilted his head: "Huh?"
"Anyway, let's open this box first... Ding Ling, how do you open this thing?"
I have long since discovered that the suitcase is different from the one in my impression. In cartoons or manga, the suitcases in which Rozen Maidens live look very similar to ordinary suitcases, and the lock on it is set so that anyone can enter The guy in detention looked like he could poke open it with a root of celery, but the box brought by Ding Ling looked like a whole. In fact, apart from its handle and the complicated patterns on the surface, the whole box didn't even have a single gap , I guess it should be able to cut it with a saber, but after that, whether I will be chased and killed by the bad-tempered doll inside is a problem.
"Well, the person inside needs to be willing to open it." Ding Ling touched the box and said, "It can't be opened from the outside. I put the mercury lamp to sleep before I came here, but she should wake up now, right? "
Is it possible for the people inside to fall asleep while you are carrying the suitcase
"Hey, hey, I said—" When our attention was all focused on the box, Bubble, who was called and left to hang, finally protested, and the little "Lolita" who was 1.1 meters tall occupied Taking advantage of the huge altitude advantage, I am currently banging my head, "My child's father, you said that there is a mercury lamp in this? The Rozen Maiden?"
I noticed that the opponent's eyes were shining with the same light as when Little Bubble bravely captured Jin Shining, and I immediately felt a chill: Host Xiling's fetish paranoia is about to go berserk
"That's what she calls herself, um, a silver-haired girl in a black gothic dress." Ding Ling answered Bubble beside her.
With this confirmation, the gleam in the eyes of a certain house girl suddenly burst out, and then she suddenly picked up the big black box, turned her head and ran away: "Then I will not be polite."
"Hey, you crazy girl, stop for me." I quickly grabbed the edge of the suitcase and dragged it back, and Bubble was running on the spot carrying the suitcase underneath, yelling, "Oh, let go, let go! The child's father, this is a truly limited and out-of-print 1:1 full simulation figure. No matter what, it should be kept in the storage room three times a day. It is said that the mercury lamp is a genuine mercury lamp. I feel that once my mercury lamp is touched by the child's father. It's about to fall forever and say that lolicon is crazy, the child's father can have me, no matter what, please let Mercury Lamp go."
You bastard, nerd and incoherent also give me some limits
"Bang" a huge chestnut hit directly on Pao Pao's head, causing this dead house girl who had already behaved disorderly due to the runaway soul of the house to go into a squatting state with her head in her hands, hum, fight with me, I will not help you It's the other way around... Hey, why did I suddenly admit to the child's father's setting? And the figure is amazing, even if the mercury lamp is a doll, don't associate it with weird things like model figures, okay
"Click—"
Just when my family and I were quarreling so much that everyone was in a good mood, a slight clicking sound suddenly sounded, whether it was teaching the child that she fucked herself or Bubble was squatting with her head in her arms. Following the crisp sound, he turned his head and stared at the source of the sound:
The huge suitcase that fell on the table as I was fighting with Bubbles fell from a height of one meter, and Alaya in it should also wake up at this time.
So, when a gap appeared out of thin air on the gorgeous black leather case, and after it was slowly opened, the first thing a certain 92.3cm doll faced was a large crowd of onlookers, and the first pair of pairs in front of the crowd were extraordinarily shiny. fanatical eyes.
"Wow, her dad, it really is a mercury lamp, 1:1, it's movable, and it can blink... Oh my god, I like it so much. This is definitely a must-have, definitely a must-have... Oh, it hurts"
I chiseled the back of Bubble's head with a hand knife, and directly put the latter into a squatting state again: "You are talking nonsense, this is alive... Then what, the mercury lamp, right? We met for the first time..."
"leave me alone"
I thought that the gentle and friendly smile had just bloomed halfway, and the puppet girl who had recovered from a slight panic in front of me had unceremoniously opened my dad's hand, and then suddenly flew into the air, at a distance from us. In a safe position, he looked at the weird strangers in front of him with great vigilance.
Well, sure enough, it's hard to get close.
During the confrontation, I also had the opportunity to observe the doll girl in mid-air.
If the height of 92.3 cm and the black feathers behind her were removed, from the surface alone, she was no different from a normal human girl.
The long silver-white hair that poured down like mercury fluttered slightly as the girl floated in the air. She had a pair of purple-red eyes that were like gemstones. The eyes were hard and alienated like gemstones, and her slightly pale skin was delicate and indifferent. Her facial features constitute the beautiful and inaccessible face of Mercury Lamp. She wears a black headband on her head, and on her body is a black brother-in-law with cross patterns, roses and bowknot decorations on the hem. Special dress.
Beautiful, noble, alienated, indifferent, such feelings are intertwined in a doll. Although I know that the girl in front of me is an artificial life born from alchemy (to be identified), I have to admit that the 92.3cm height of the mercury lamp Contains such a rich and distinct temperament, you must have noticed that I mentioned the number 92.3 many times in a row—because the nearby Pandora and Visca have already started to burn: the two young ones finally found a person with a ratio of 92.3 Their mature appearance, but their height cannot keep up with their goals. The huge force field called "self-respect" surrounding them makes me have to focus on the height of Mercury Lamp
The puppet named Mercury Lamp flew in mid-air, its purplish red eyes narrowed slightly, looking at the people below vigilantly, its face was cold and alienated, well, there was also a little bewildered expression.
The reason for his confusion was naturally a certain house girl who was jumping up and down below and yelling.
"Hey, Mr. Chairman (note) come down, come down and let me give you a hug. I'm your loyal fan and say hello~~"
"Don't come over here" Seeing the strange little girl below jumping higher and higher, and finally even jumped two meters and almost grabbed the hem of her skirt, Mercury Lamp, who was already a little dazed, immediately raised her body again, "Damn it, you are What guy wants to do... wait, that human woman, is this your conspiracy? You tricked me into saying that I was looking for someone who could help me find my father, but it turned out to be such a trap?"
Hey, you can eat nonsense and not talk nonsense, have you ever seen someone laying an ambush with a bunch of doll heads
At the same time, Bubbles is still bouncing around unremittingly, and the host of Xiling, who has already burned his soul, has completely forgotten the basic skills of Xiling apostles including space jump and anti-gravity flight, and just uses the simplest skills for himself. Trying to catch the dolls that are constantly flying, trampling the living room of the house to the floor while bouncing... Hey, do you want to demolish the house
"Well, well, it seems that today I finally found a guy who is as unlucky as me. Although he is just a weird little man, I am very satisfied, very satisfied." As the binding equipment of Little Bubble, he did not speak. Quan's younger sister Jill also found a chance to interrupt at this time, looking at the black-clothed gothic loli jumping up and down in the living room being chased by Bubbles, a certain blond tragic poor-tits idiot Yingling nodded her head repeatedly, while habitually Let Little Bubble hug her waist, "As expected, they are sisters, they all have the same bad interests, cut."
So this guy always thought that Bubble and Little Bubble were sisters
"Damn it, don't get too carried away"
The puppet who had been chased for a long time finally recovered from the panic at the beginning. At this moment, her face was filled with anger that could not be concealed. The target of the attack was locked on—the only male in the room.
"So the commander is you—turn me into trash"
Accompanied by such a loud shout, what came head-on was overwhelming black feathers.
"Wow, I was shot while lying down."
God knows how Mercury Lamp saw that I have a special status here. In short, the puppet who should have been stabilized by Bubbles directly locked the attack on me, and poured it here without warning. Storm-like black feathers.
The seemingly weak black feather has an edge sharper than a sharp knife and a speed no less than a bullet. The attack power of the mercury lamp is like a metal storm at full strength. Before I can react, I have been hacked Feathers are all covered.
Then there was a crackling sound.
The crowd watched very calmly, no one came up to rescue—by the way, even if you are watching a movie, don’t show that kind of pity expression that is unique to someone who is lying down and shot, Qianqian, is your time still? Sister, where is your bad luck reversing? At least give Sandora a paw
The storm-like attack lasted for about three seconds, but Mercury Lamp's face gradually showed a look of surprise: Why not only the accomplices around the man didn't look panicked at all, even the place covered by his attack didn't have any bloodstains splash
During such hesitation, the mercury lamp's attack gradually stopped, and the black feather storm dissipated, revealing the real situation below.
Holding a teacup that has no bottom, he still keeps sitting upright. Under the person is a pile of sofa remnants with only wooden blocks, and the ground is full of broken wood chips and terrazzo blocks. Some belong to the sofa and some belong to the coffee table. The whole picture looks like a performance artist sitting in the ruins and thinking.
Damn, this is performance art
With a "chicken feather" on its head, the teacup in my hand that was filled with Anveena's deep love has now opened a big hole, and with the slight shaking of my fingers, the teacup with a big hole fell to the ground with a "click" , what remains in your own hands is only a handle.
I don't need a mirror to know how postmodern I look now.
"Bah bah..." The two spit out the feathers in their mouths, which they accidentally swallowed when they looked up in shock, "Uncle can bear it, and auntie can't bear it anymore, grab this for me... Hey you two, give me the ground-to-air keep it"
"Don't use your abilities, don't hurt her and fight with me."
"Sandora put away your paws, you slap me and I can see the water pipe behind the wall"
"Sister, I beg you not to draw circles, our family can't stand the mammoth streaking group."
"Anwena, don't just run, use your agility advantage... Jill, you idiot, put away the deviant sword for me, watch your little ancestor, let her rub a bazooka out, you will sleep on the street tonight Go block the windows and doors? Open the protective force field, the Imperial Headquarters is now in a state of martial law"
All of a sudden, the whole living room was jumping like chickens and dogs, and the ground was shaking.
I don't know if it's too restrictive to use it, or the agility of the mercury lamp is too high, or Qianqian and the others are just looking at it for fun, and the little doll that they thought they could catch at once caused quite a stir confusion.
Fortunately, when Ding Ling was frightened by An Weina when she first visited, she screamed and demolished the entire living room. Pandora has since reinforced the house with super interstellar alloys and psionic fields, and the chaos that erupted now will not be destroyed. My unlucky house—at least not yet.
"Brother Monarch, get out of the way"
I was busy with a high jump to catch the puppet girl in the air, but suddenly there was a cat angel screaming from behind me. I turned my head in surprise, and saw the bullet screen formed by a large piece of white feathers attacking overwhelmingly.
…You idiot don’t attack and then remind others to get out of the way
I narrowly escaped the barrage attack formed by Alaya, and I fell to the ground with a slam.
The playful angel sister, after seeing the black feather attack of the mercury lamp, actually imitated the same with her own holy light feathers to form a similar barrage, and fired at each other with great interest. The spacious living room immediately became It became a stage for bullet screens, black and white feathers swept through the air like a storm, Alaya and Mercury Lamp unleashed massive attacks while also constantly dodging in the bullet screens—strictly speaking, Alaya’s ability to dodge bullet screens It's really good, she is relying on her bug apostle physique to resist the attack, while Mercury Lamp relies on her agile figure and the opponent's rookie barrage skills to dodge a series of attacks without any danger, giving people I feel that Alaya is like a boss with thick blood attacking high-skilled dishes, and Mercury Lamp is like a player machine with less life and attacking low-skilled ghost animals, and the latter is happily brushing the final level of the master named Alaya. If the Mercury Lamp is behind If there is really a manipulator, it will undoubtedly be a tentacle-level ghost house.
Bubble stood next to me and looked up at the two people who were playing barrage in mid-air, muttering to himself: "Good barrage, good wiping... Shaoxia is really good at it..."
Bubble's murmur made me wake up with a jolt, and immediately raised my head and yelled:
"Alaya, you idiot, our house is not the Scarlet Devil Mansion, don't play Dongfang here"
"Boom" almost as soon as I roared, the house finally leaked...
Lined with flagship-grade super interstellar alloy, it is protected by psionic energy at all times. The roof, which was originally thought to be absolutely unbreakable on earth, finally leaked under Alaya's uncontrollable attack.
And with Alaya's mournful cry of "I'm in trouble", the barrage also came to an end. The idiot angel knew that there was an accident and braked urgently, but Mercury Lamp froze on the spot in shock.
Those seemingly harmless feathers just now are so... powerful
Even with all my strength, I couldn't leave even the slightest trace on the weird walls and ceiling here, but the other party actually directly blasted a big hole in the roof
And just when Mercury Lamp was in a daze, a group of violent elements, big and small, finally found an opportunity, rushed forward, and crushed the puppet girl who caused great chaos under Mount Arhat.
(Note: The name of the chairman of Mercury Lamp: "Deng" in Japanese is homonymous to the word "Party" in Chinese, so the fans of Mercury Lamp call themselves the Mercury Party, and our Master Mercury Lamp is naturally the chairman of the Mercury Party—in fact This note is completely useless.) V