"I was wrong, I was really wrong, good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. What kind of retribution in this life is the next life? This is sin..."
"Well, Brother Jun looks so sad, Sister Sandora, did I do something wrong?"
Alaya looked at the "Brother Monarch" who was covered in black air and seemed to be possessed by Mrs. Xianglin, and turned his head pitifully, standing aloof from the ruins, sitting on the gorgeous throne that he took out from his portable space , sipping black tea gracefully like a queen's... uh, Your Majesty.
"It doesn't matter, Ah Jun just thinks of the unlucky guy in another world whose house was demolished by us, and he just empathizes with him."
"Sandora, if we accidentally smashed someone's yard in the future, we must remember to pay for the compensation. This retribution will come too soon."
Hearing Sandora's words, I immediately turned my head away, my face was full of Mrs. Xianglin.
In the devastated living room, it was extremely bleak.
All the furniture was turned into pieces, and a layer was laid on the ground. The newly replaced floor and the shallow, thick carpet specially used for Sandora’s rolling turned into red and brown strips, criss-crossing. These are the damage of the mercury lamp, There are deep and deep marks on the wall, each of which reveals a taste of performance art. This is Alaya's masterpiece. There is a big hole in the corner of the wall, revealing the water pipes that are pouring out. This is Sandora. The result of the claws, what's more terrible, is a huge hole in the ceiling, and the bright sunlight sprinkled from the slanted 45° opening illuminates the living room like a bombing site, which is again the credit of Alaya.
Of course, about 30% of the destruction is still participated by each of us, and this is where I groan even more
You clearly reminded them not to use force beyond the specification, why did they still ruin the house like this? Does punching through a wall in a fight count as "conventional strength"? By the way, this is a wall lined with interstellar alloy!
Sure enough, in the case of a group of supermen, restraint is simply nonsense. The so-called out-of-standard means that even if you have the mentality of a Tang monk, you will still have the result of a black mountain old demon after you make every move. Apart from the Third New Tokyo City, the only thing safe and sound in the hustle and bustle is Earth Lord in Dragon Ball. In the real world, there is no such abnormal place where birds are still singing and flowers are still fragrant after a round of nuclear explosions.
Including our big house that can theoretically withstand a round of saturated nuclear strikes.
"I'm really... very sorry..." Ding Ling stared dumbfounded at the tidy and spacious living room that was a few minutes ago turned into an earthquake ruins after a lot of fuss. At this moment, there was deep anxiety in her tone, "I didn't expect this person I'm so sorry that I would..."
Cut, just apologize, I don't believe you can really pay a penny for compensation
"Speaking of which, if you used time to freeze just now, it seems that you can catch her in one go."
At this moment, Qian Qianyou's words made us all fall into silence.
"Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Qianqian scratched her hair and gave me a silly laugh: "Because, it's fun to see a doll that can move by itself, so I just want to play."
"And space jumping or something, seems to be able to catch her easily."
As soon as Qianqian finished speaking, Sandora next to her clapped her palms in a sudden realization.
I immediately glared at this girl who was also an afterthought.
Sandora also laughed silly: "Because...it's very interesting."
It's interesting without demolishing the house, okay? Can't these two silly girls think in a way that humans can understand? Sandora, you are an alien, that's all, Qianqian you... Forget it, let Qianqian think normally, I might as well consider changing Sandora's three views.
Just let them be happy. Back then, Zhou Youwang, the prince of Fenghuo Opera, was a Bomei who smiled. Although he died miserably later, at least he was a ginseng family at that time. As the head of the empire, I wanted to make my sister happy. Demolishing your own house shouldn't be a serious crime...
But Sandora and Qianqian can be forgiven, the culprit of all this needs to be criticized and educated
With this in mind, I set my eyes of judgment on the proud puppet girl who was surrounded by a large circle of supermen, flustered because of the thrilling siege just now, but still scanning everyone with angry eyes.
"Sit down, hands behind your back"
Mercury Lamp was shocked by my sudden burst of majesty, and then... just pretended not to hear.
"Ajun, Ajun, you've been ignored~~~" Qianqian immediately yelled heartlessly from the side.
"Don't make trouble," I coughed twice in embarrassment, and then showed an expression that everything was in control, facing the doll girl who was surrounded by us to the point of distress, but still maintained an arrogant and indifferent expression, motionless like an iceberg, " Mercury lamp, right? The first puppet, right? Want to find your own father? We undertake a similar business, you come first to sign this contract, and become a young magician... "
In the middle of the sentence, I can't go on anymore. I have seen people who ignore people, but I have never seen people who can ignore others to such an extent.
Although such an arrogant, indifferent and self-closing girl is very popular in animations and comics, but if you put this girl in front of you, you will know how difficult it is to communicate with her—absolutely no less than when the Eighth Route Army persuaded the puppet army to surrender.
I rambled on and on for a long time, but this girl stared at the broken wood on the ground and wandered away for a long time. If she blinked in the middle, I would drink the soup stewed by Sandora together with the pot
"Are you finished?" Seeing me calm down, the iceberg puppet named Mercury Lamp finally said coldly, "Think I'm going to be fooled? That woman told you. I was defeated by a guy like an angel, and I didn't expect mere human beings to have such power, but as the most perfect doll my father made, I will not be deceived by your rhetoric, human beings."
I was inexplicably moved on the spot: It’s not easy, but someone has admitted that I am human. We have been excluded from this species for many years.
As for the "mere human beings" just now, I decided to reduce her repair cost by 30%... um, 20... six... three. Well, she will be reduced by 1% of the repair cost
But I was moved, and finally I found that it was too difficult to communicate with Mercury Lamp.
One reason is the character of the other party: aloof, indifferent, and alienated. Even if she is surrounded by a bunch of weird and powerful "mere humans" and falls into a predicament with no chance of winning, she will not show any kindness—and we really can't be honest. The second is the problem of first impressions. Ding Ling obviously used such low-level lies as "help you find your father" to coax Mercury Lamp to stay in the box honestly, but after the latter opened the box, he saw What I saw was a passer-by uncle and a circle of inexplicable fanatical women. She was startled and at the same time thought she had been deceived, and then we were very uncivilized and violently surrounded by us (that idiot Bubble), The way Mercury Lamp looks at me now is almost the same as the way the city management sees Sikaro.
It's class hatred
"Pandora, look at this little one first." After failing to communicate again, I finally gave up and waved to greet Pandora who was beeping boringly beside me. By the way, I also hit the opponent's 92.3cm body with a weak point .
The mercury lamp didn't respond at all, but Pandora next to her was excited.
"Okay, okay, let's stop this trouble for now," I waved to everyone after watching Pandora put the protesting mercury lamp on her shoulders, and the two little ones strode away from the living room ruins, "Now let's discuss Take a moment... Bubble, why are you biting the handkerchief?"
I saw that the child's mother was holding a white handkerchief that she didn't know where she came from at the moment, she was biting the corner of the handkerchief with tears in her eyes, her little hand was grabbing the edge of the handkerchief and pulling it vigorously, her face was full of resentment: "Woo Woohoo, figurines, other people's figurines, their collector's edition 1:1 movable and vocal limited edition out-of-print figurines... the child's father, you bully me~~~"
Even if you are cute, don’t expect to keep a personal pet like Little Bubble
Not far away, he was stretching his head to peek at the room where the mercury lamp was brought into, but the blond idiot who had to kneel on the ground because of the iron claws of Little Bubble immediately trembled all over his body, and whispered to himself: "Ah! Just now, it seemed that something important to me was destroyed by others."
That is your human right that has long since disappeared.
"Ding Ling, do you have any more information about the appearance of this puppet?"
I cast my sights on Ding Ling. As the first witness to the mercury lamp, she should know more about the situation at that time.
"For example?" Ding Ling looked at us inexplicably, "This is the first time I have encountered this. I don't know what kind of situation is associated with time travel."
I thought about it, and then explained with my fingers: "For example, sudden lightning and thunder, black holes appearing in the sky, the white-bearded man who slams on your door in the middle of the night, and a yes or ok dialogue suddenly pops up on the screen when you are connected to the Internet. frame, there are all kinds of strange phenomena."
Ding Ling blinked her eyes, and said, "You weren't a fool before you became the throne, were you?"
Hey, you are suspected of personal assault.
After our careful questioning, Ding Ling finally told the story of that night as much as possible, but just like what she said at the beginning, the arrival of the mercury lamp was quite sudden. * That's all, there is not even a colorful auspicious cloud in the middle. Ding Ling also called up the surveillance video of her own house after watching the records of more than a dozen cameras with her eyes dim. at your own window.
The window of the eldest lady's boudoir is the only blind spot of all surveillance systems.
"The aim is really accurate," Ding Ling concluded at last, "if it is a little bit off, that arrogant puppet will definitely be more honest than it is now."
But I think it is more likely that you will have to explain to your dad the problem of the wall collapsing the next day.
"Sivis," after thinking for a while, I connected the communication link of Shadow City, "Let the people in the space-time management center look at the current space stability around the earth, and analyze the space-time that may have appeared seventy-two hours ago." In addition, look at the records of the last large-scale space sniffing, and find a world close to the environment of the earth."
"clear."
"It's not very effective," Sandora shook her head. "If it's just a traveler, the space disturbance caused will be very limited, and it will be smoothed out by the laws of the universe if it exceeds forty-eight hours. The scanned world is too limited, and the travel between worlds does not follow the rules of far and near."
"It's better than doing nothing," I shrugged. "I didn't expect to meet a reverse traveler this time—what's more, the one who passed through was such an awkward guy."
After Bubble, who kept muttering "hand-made, hand-made" and tried to sneak over and kidnap the mercury lamp more than once, was forcibly carried back to her own room, the elder sister began to arrange a few low-level puppets to be responsible for the cleaning and repair of the living room, while Ding Ling Say goodbye to us.
"As an ordinary human being with a normal head than Lin Xue, I think it's better for me to stay away from your circle."
Miss Ding, whose mouth is as unpleasant as Lin Xue's, said so, and the second sentence she said was: "For the sake of providing such precious information and time travel samples, can you give me some advice?" Substantial rewards?"
I gave her a common chip of the empire, as long as you can find a place to swipe the card on the earth, it is no problem to buy a small battleship, and then the resentful young lady was sent out by us.
"Flickering—"
A sound of flapping wings sounded behind me, and An Weena in the form of a big crow flew out of her nest, and then... landed on the head of Little Bubble who hadn't reacted yet. On the spot, the little girl's frightened eyes All straight.
"Wow, sorry little master"
After Medivh's version of the little ghost transformed, he immediately began to frantically comfort the little master who had just been beaten and cried by himself, and kept muttering: "It's over, it's over, the dream of the ace maid is going to be shattered!"
"It's really noisy." I watched the living room with children crying and adults fighting and a group of construction teams working with a headache. I felt like I followed the East Street Dog Market. "Ding Dong, come with me."
"Oh." The goddess who was busy planting corn cannons in the living room immediately agreed cheerfully, and then followed.
A few minutes later, Shadow City, World Tree area.
"Ding Dong, it's your job." I grabbed the little thing that was spreading the tablecloth on my head to eat biscuits, and the crumbs were falling everywhere.
The little boy looked at me inexplicably, his mung bean-like eyes shone with confusion.
"You idiot, let's see if the World Tree is abnormal."
I'm really going to be pissed off by this god who doesn't have a positive personality at all. I mean, the only purpose of this little guy coming to take office is to realize 2012, right
"Wow..." Ding Dong shuddered at my exasperated roar, and then realized, "Yes, if you travel through time, the temple should respond..."
It was only at this time that Ding Dong realized that he became nervous, and hurriedly left these words, the little thing turned into a green light, and merged into the trunk of the World Tree that stretched through the world like a cliff.
A few seconds later, a faint green halo began to appear around the World Tree, and a line of indomitable characters appeared on the trunk of the World Tree:
System self-test - 0.0001%, estimated completion time - more than one hundred years. The copyright of the Temple of Order is reserved, duplication must be investigated.
A line of fine print below: Lan Hai Lunar New Year cracked version v1.1.
Standing under the World Tree, looking at the majestic line of characters in front of me, I wondered if Sun Dasheng had the same look as me when he faced the Ruyi Golden Cudgel: head up, back sore, head down, and scolding mother.
"Ding Dong, what are you doing? This system will take a hundred years to self-inspect, ah, a hundred years."
As soon as the voice fell, there was a jingle blah blah blah blah in the spiritual connection:
"Wow, why is the operation wrong..."
"Manual, manual... found it? The serial number has expired? Ding Dang remembers that this is the fool's cracked version..."
"Ajun, wait a minute, Dingdang, restart the timeline."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Crackling, clanging, booming..."
What I heard outside the World Tree was getting more and more frightened and chilled. Which bastard said that 2012 is the end of the world. With our God here, can the earth last until 2012
Watching the World Tree in front of me trembling in fear, the trunk of the tree was buzzing with data, and the leaves on the top of the head, each equivalent to a small basketball court, rumbled like thunder. I have already begun to suspect that this book is Didn't intend to just end it so nonsense, and then, very abruptly, everything quieted down.
The sky stopped falling and the ground stopped sinking, and the World Tree, which was almost tossed to a blue screen, finally restarted smoothly.
"Huh, luckily Dingdang found the system restore manual."
A green light flashed in front of my eyes, and the little goddess appeared in front of me wiping the sweat from her forehead, and then jumped onto my shoulder with a thud: "Ah Jun, the World Tree really checked out the fault"
With your tossing just now, the world tree will malfunction even if it does not malfunction
"Really, really," Dingdang explained aggrievedly as if seeing the resentment on my face, "The World Tree was really broken before, and just now Dingdang saw that several branches on the east side of it were dead. Said withered, that's why the system will suddenly check itself, the jingle is very powerful... "
"Okay, okay, very powerful Goddess," although I resented, but of course I wouldn't really reprimand Dingdang, as a crane tail, I didn't have high hopes for her, "You said that the World Tree Temple is out of order? Can a traverser cause such a malfunction?"
"Of course not." Ding Dong immediately shook his head, "Although Ding Dong uses a pirated system, the security level of the world management terminal is already very high. Massive world imbalances... say..."
Dingdang's tone slowed down as he spoke, and finally he yelled belatedly: "Wow, Dingdang is in trouble." V