"Listen, except you can't go out—of course you can't go out, you can walk around in this big house, but don't break things, don't set a metal storm in the living room, don't steal Sandora's food Food—you have just witnessed the consequences of this, don’t scare Anveena, the white light that is trying to pass through the door panel, especially don’t fight with Pandora sisters, see small pieces of paper with circles drawn Report it immediately, don't move around by yourself, if there is a mammoth in the room, go to your sister, and don't agree to any of Qianqian's proposals, and finally, the most important point, my name is not 'stupid human being' , nor a 'stupid human being', let alone a 'useless human being', you can call me brother, you can also call me big brother, you can even call me brother, sir, above"
Standing on the brand-new coffee table in the center of the living room, which has undergone a night of construction and renovation, I am righteously educating a certain disobedient puppet on the opposite cabinet.
"Now, you come down to eat immediately"
A certain ghost floated in front of me pitifully, looked at the mercury lamp on the cabinet and said aggrievedly: "Well, master, Anveena's nest is still on the cabinet~~"
"Ah, also, you took over my maid's nest"
Why does this sound so painful
"I won't go down." Mercury Lamp shook his head resolutely. I'm afraid no one would have imagined that the famous, proud and beautiful Chairman Mercury would have such a side like a child throwing a tantrum, "Silly when will you help me find my father? Or you just lied to me"
"Are you going to get down or not"
"Don't think anyone knows what your plan is. Unless you make that scary little girl disappear before my eyes, I will never go down."
"I said that Little Bubble is different from Bubble. Didn't you see this little girl with the blond-haired idiot pet? The other little girl chasing you is her mother"
"Do you think I'm a fool? If you lie, think clearly about it and don't go on if you can't go on."
I am so angry, I have done so much ideological work with the other party, and read the "Empire Headquarters Survival Guide" three times, why is this puppet disobedient
I ran under the cabinet in a hurry, and I jumped high unexpectedly: "You come down to eat and don't run away..."
The little puppet girl swiftly flew aside, with a cold and arrogant voice: "Hmph, I don't know who promised not to use force yesterday."
"I still don't believe it"
Mercury Lamp dodges nimbly in the air, and I follow closely behind, not to be outdone. Although I am not as agile as this guy with a height of 92.3m, we win because of our strong overall quality. In the dantian, Lingbo Weibu's profound meaning slowly circulated in his chest, and the next second...
My sister coughed lightly, and the mercury lamp and I fell from mid-air.
"This is not good, Ah Jun, and the mercury lamp, don't fight around during breakfast."
With a gentle smile, the elder sister is wearing an apron, holding a spatula in one hand and a frying spoon in the other. Behind the black air, there are Qinglong White Tiger Suzaku Xuanwu Twelve Disciples Broken Face Ten Blades Jier Jiadan and QB, one Looking at this situation, I knew that if the trouble continued, my sis should draw a circle.
"Why are you being honest?"
Sitting obediently at the dining table, I peeked at the mercury lamp that my elder sister was reluctantly pressing beside me, and asked in a low voice.
"There was a sudden sense of crisis just now"
The doll girl muttered vaguely, then squinted her eyes and looked at me, "Why do I have to sit with you?"
Probably my sister thinks that my halo will have a soothing effect, that's what I want to say.
"Hey scumbags over there, don't get too complacent and get carried away. This king came here before you. I gave up that position on my own initiative..." A blond and poor-breasted heroic girl across the table seemed to be looking for something to do when she was free. A new 92.3m strange creature has more human rights than herself, and immediately bluffed unwillingly, but before she finished speaking, Little Bubble, who was sitting next to her, pointed to a plate of fruit on the table and spelled "Goo!" Gu Ya Ya Ya" cried out, making her discouraged all of a sudden.
"Well, don't eat too much of this, it will make you fat..."
It seems that Jill sister has been very skilled and accepted the reality.
"Well, it seems to taste pretty good." After a while of awkwardness, the girl named Mercury Lamp finally calmed down and participated in this big family's dinner in a peaceful state for the first time (she sneaked into the kitchen to solve the problem last night) Yes, which triggered Sandora's short runaway this morning and my heart-wrenching education about the mercury lamp), and then, without any accident, she was conquered by the craftsmanship of Anwena and her sister.
"Then, please try this~~" Hearing someone complimenting herself, An Weena immediately popped up from the table, holding a plate of steamed snacks and came to the mercury lamp.
The latter's eyes were straight on the spot.
"Cough cough, don't worry about this guy." I took the lid off Anwena and took out a bottle of milk from the side. "Do you want some yogurt? It's rich in lactic acid bacteria."
"Strange guy, strangely courteous," Mercury Lamp squinted at me, with a slight suspicion on his face, but the movements of his hands did not slow down at all, "Oh, the taste is okay."
Ah, coaxing a small mercury lamp to drink yogurt from a huge feeding bottle, Sajia has no regrets in this life-but how does a puppet digest
"You bastard... really can't be saved."
Someone not far away cast a sideways glance and made sarcastic remarks out of habit.
I raised my eyes and looked at a certain young lady who had been revived with full blood but was still eating here as a wounded person: "Your eyes don't hurt anymore, my young lady?"
Two seconds later, in a tacit understanding, Lin Xue and I bowed our heads to eat at the same time.
That girl, you blushed just now, didn't you? In other words, that kiss, she was indeed in a sober state... By the way, if I take the initiative to bring up that matter at this time, will I be destroyed by humanity
"Wu Mu, if you dare to talk nonsense, you will be in bad luck."
Just as I was thinking about it, Lin Xue sent a private message on the site, um, a spiritual connection to warn me.
Sandora looked at Lin Xue and me thoughtfully, and said to the latter, "Speaking of which, how are your eyes doing now?"
"It's ready," Xue Lin waved her hands while busy picking up vegetables for herself, "It's not a big deal."
"Then, I would like to hear your opinion on this situation. The time traveler appeared—and although no more time travelers have been found yet, they must have come to this world. Can you see anything?"
"It's about the same," Lin Xue kept her head down to pick up the rice, but she just answered vaguely, "But don't worry about it for the time being, well, by the way, there are guests coming now——An Wei Na, please go ahead Avoid it, if you don't want the breakfast that you and your sister have worked so hard to prepare to be turned into ruins like this."
As soon as I said this, I knew that Ding Ling was coming again.
"Aha, I'm sorry, I'm bothering you again—eh? Lin Xue, are you here? What about Cengfan? It just so happens that I didn't eat... You're welcome, you're welcome, there's no need to cook. Speaking of which, is there any vegetable salad?"
A certain height is seriously disproportionate to her age, and the daughter who is coquettish in name is actually not much more unreliable than Lin Xue, and the young lady who is greedy for petty things said disturbing words, but she did not hesitate at her feet Suddenly, he stepped into the living room, and then stared at a table of sumptuous meals, dumbfounded.
"Wow, are you holding a state banquet? Just make such a table for breakfast."
"Well," Sandora, who was feasting on the dining table, stuffed her mouth with food but it didn't affect her voice at all, "I'm losing weight recently."
In other words, a meal has been reduced from 30 people to 20 people.
"It's okay, you'll get used to it." Lin Xue patted her best friend on the shoulder, with an old-fashioned look on her face, "I, under the oppression of these vicious alien invaders, especially a certain **** tyrant, but Every day is miserable... hiccup."
"Let's go" Ding Ling slapped Lin Xue's paws unceremoniously, and the two young ladies lost their demeanor at the moment, "Who are you for the guy whose hiccups smell like bird's nest? Let's not talk about this. Today I brought Personally, hehe... don't mind, it may also be from time travel."
It's all right, you don't know what level of mental preparation we have reached since the blue screen of the World Tree, and now you bring a Spartan with a strengthened company and I can greet you with a smile: Anyway, I will set the price for the temporary residence permit alright.
Ding Ling greeted the door, we waited curiously for a long time, and finally a small figure flashed in.
A thin girl with long black hair, wearing what looks like a school's spring uniform, looks very beautiful, but always has a childish feeling. What caught my attention the most was the other's big eyes, smart and energetic, It was as if there was a flame burning inside.
Since the girl came in, she had a seven-point indifference and three-point curiosity expression on her face. Although her expression was always very flat, we clearly felt that she had secretly observed everyone in the living room, including the dog. Out of place with the surrounding environment, the big crow was combing its feathers on the cabinet in the living room.
And the center of the living room looks like a state banquet, and there is a large dining table that has been cleaned up by a queen with a big stomach.
"Gululu—" Embarrassed, the newly-appeared mysterious girl A groaned slightly, and immediately, the face of the originally calm girl turned red.
"Aha, ahaha," Ding Ling looked up to the sky and smiled dryly under the sight of our trial, "Because time is tight, I didn't eat when I came out, but you just haven't finished eating, right?"
Just say clearly that you came here this morning to take advantage of the food, and even the time traveler you picked up was hungry to save money. Should I say that the evil capitalist wants to take advantage of everything
"Sit down and eat together." I greeted Ding Ling and the strange long-haired girl A to sit down at the dining table (the former was already seated before I could speak), and we must always pay attention to avoid causing the latter to be nervous. The mercury lamp incident happened once is enough Now, I can't be cheap, the furniture seller, "Have you found yourself in a parallel world?"
"Ah." The strange girl seemed very impatient, she only responded with a short nasal voice to my question, and then focused on the dessert in front of her.
Another guy who is not easy to get in touch with, and he doesn't seem to be very polite. This is my first impression, but the advantage is that this kind of person is generally calm. According to one after another, including the previous Lilina, there are two people in total. According to the experience of the traversers, calm people who can quickly recognize this situation are generally easy to deal with.
I will never admit that this is my experience copied from a certain point.
"Relax, we're professionals—what's your name?"
"Xana."
"Pfft—" "Wow—"
Looking up to the sky, I spewed out a mouthful of tomato and egg drop soup, and I flashed under the table with my chair and me, startling the mercury lamp who was holding the yogurt in a daze.
"What did you say your name is?" I struggled to get up, staring at the somewhat frightened girl and asked.
"I'm bored to death, I'm bored to death, Shana Shana Shana, my name is Shana—you have too many questions, uncle"
I thought about it for two seconds, and then focused my gaze on the other person's chest—don't get me wrong, although the other person can be called a beautiful woman, I don't have any evil thoughts about the chest that is flatter than Pandora.
Eh? In other words, in fact, the sad Wannian Lolita of Pandora actually has a prominence
"Nice to meet you, Comrade Alastor."
Only then did I finally realize that the other party's clothing and face shape were indeed very close to Shakugan's Shana. Of course, considering biological considerations, the other party did not have a pair of cartoon eyes that took up one-third of her face, but that did not affect her becoming Shana in this world in the slightest. er the capital of the first person, and if I observed carefully, I finally found the small pendant hanging on the chest of the other party.
So the greeting above happened.
"After coming to this world, I have lost contact with Alastor."
The surprised expression on Shana's face disappeared in a flash, and then she gently held the pendant on her chest. I faintly felt that just a moment ago, the other party's attitude towards us had changed slightly.
If I had to describe it, I would switch from looking at charlatans to looking at the official magic sticks of the Taoist Association. Although the nature of their work is all magic sticks, the latter obviously belong to the kind of certified magic sticks.
"It seems to be true. I haven't mentioned the existence of Alastor to anyone in this world, but you can recognize this pendant at a glance. Then, maybe you can trust you."
Talking to herself like this, the girl who called herself Shana seemed to finally decide to let go of her guard against us, and then... grabbed the dessert in front of her and started eating like crazy.
Ding Ling, you capitalist
"This person... Do you know him?"
While eating, I thought that the mercury lamp would never take the initiative to take care of me, but suddenly said something in a low voice.
"It's similar to your situation." I slightly raised my eyelids and glanced at "Xia Na" who was eating with her head down, "It's also from another world, but luckier than you, her world has been landed by us, so the return journey is very slow." easy."
Yes, if I remember correctly, the Vidis Front Army got lost in the Red World at that time, right
Mercury Lamp remained silent, just drank the yogurt in his hand "rarely", then said "I'm full", and flew back to the cabinet by himself, followed by the big crow Anveena who was combing its feathers crowded together.
Uh, looks unhappy
In addition, why was Mercury Lamp so polite just now, and she took the initiative to say hello "I'm full", isn't this in line with her earth-shattering personality at the beginning
After breakfast, while my sister was cleaning up the dishes, I dragged Shana to a corner of the living room. Ding Ling had already left after eating and drinking, and Shana was left here by her, although the latter was still a stinky little girl. She doesn't look like her, but knowing that we may be the only reliance for her to return to the original world, she is quite cooperative, which is much better than the mercury lamp.
"Xia Na, right?" I took out a small book from my pocket and handed it to the other party, "You fill out a form first."
Xia Na didn't understand why she took it over and took a look. The big characters on the "Imperial Alien Population Registration Form" made the little girl confused, but she still filled in her name honestly. Well, there was only the name, followed by height, weight and age. 3D Married Unmarried Real Estate Income Personal Hobbies I didn’t fill in any QQ numbers. Unfortunately, I racked my brains all night to design such a form.
"Do you know this?"
After receiving the register with only one name filled in, I took out a miniature projector and turned it on in front of Shana. What appeared on it was a group of medieval soldiers who seemed to have walked out of the Lord of the Rings. On the big flag, the words "Flowing Red Flag of the Excellent Team of the Vidis Branch of the Shadow City Management Committee" were written squarely on it, and a group of soldiers behind them looked at the camera with a lot of silly joy.
Of course, Shana's attention was not on the red flag. She recognized the outfits of these soldiers and the prominent features of the elves among them at a glance, and exclaimed: "I have seen them appear together when the Red World invaded on a large scale. And then wiped out a large number of Red World Apostles"
That is, after half a month lost on the plane of the Red World, you don't know how much this group of people resented the apostles of the Red World.
"That's easy," I put away the projector with a smile, "Let me introduce the situation to you."
At the moment, I told Shana about the Xiling Empire, the parallel world, and the last time we sent an expeditionary force to save the world in a way that Shana could understand. But it was quite quiet when listening to the story.
"That's it, understand?"
Shana looked at me fixedly, digested what she had just heard, and then nodded: "Generally understand, I didn't expect you to be the 'Great Emperor' that the army claimed, you are really an ordinary person."
… this impudent girl
"But I still have to thank you. Without your army, maybe our world would perish. There are still good people who take pleasure in saving the world."
Although it sounds like a compliment, why do I feel unhappy
"In short, you will live with us for the first few days," I tried to ignore Shana's speechless way of speaking, and I waved my hand to make a decision, "The Space-Time Management Center is performing another task. Just a day... huh?"
I stopped suddenly in the middle of my words, because the voices of Asida and Asidora came from the spiritual connection: "Report sir, we found a group of time travelers" A